What great roommates have you met?

July 20 18, 15, this day is the final of the World Cup in Russia, and the time is 1 1 pm.

At 4 pm, I went to my friend's side. She told me that her roommate's things haven't been packed yet and asked me to stay in the hotel for one night. I'm happy because I'm still thinking about the World Cup final. It would be inconvenient to go to her place, so I went to the hotel and got a room.

That night, my friend came to my hotel and walked around. I ate a barbecue downstairs all night and watched the World Cup all night. Many people, very lively, very hi skin!

I moved into a friend's house the next day and shared a room with four people, two men and two women. At that time, my friend didn't tell me what other people did, and I didn't ask in detail out of trust. We didn't talk much. We just went out with friends for a week and went back in the evening. When we went back, the other two were in our room, and everyone didn't bother each other. It was not until one night a week later that I told my friend that I was going to look for a job. She suddenly told me to start work tomorrow and asked me if I wanted to go to her company. I feel fine as soon as I hear it. Let's go find her first. She told me that you should get up early tomorrow morning. I asked what time it was, and she said to get up at 6 o'clock for breakfast. I was a little surprised because it was too early, but I thought it was almost time to get up and make breakfast, so I agreed and set the alarm clock.

Early in the morning, before my alarm clock rang, she knocked at the door and the other two got up. I felt a little strange at that time. My friend is cooking alone, and the other two will be ready soon. After washing, I sat on the sofa with the other two for breakfast.

At this time, the man asked me if I wanted to visit my friend's company. I said yes, I want to start working. The woman also said that it's not bad for you to go and see if this business can be done for a long time and help your friend. I said yes, I'll go and have a look.

After everyone finished eating together, I went out with my friends. On the way, I asked my friend what her company does. She didn't say it directly, just that you would know when you went. I asked where it was, and she said it would be here soon. At this time, I feel quite strange in my heart. But without saying much, I left with her.

We came to a residential area, and she told me to wait for a while and said to make a phone call. I heard what she said on the phone. Are you there? I feel more and more strange.

Then I went up. It was a woman who opened the door, but it was not a company, but a resident, a two-bedroom and one-bedroom house with a tea set on the coffee table. After sitting down, the woman began to ask me questions. That's when I realized something was wrong. I gave a brief answer, and then she began to introduce what she did. At this time, I am impatient and have no desire to continue listening. I just told my friend what you did. Then the woman took out a piece of paper to introduce me and asked me why there are all new communities around here. I was perfunctory, watching what she had to say, and then kept saying, I forgot what she said, but I remembered what she said, "five levels and three yuan", and then I knew, oh, they were pyramid schemes.

Many friends who can see this probably guessed it. I didn't expect that both my friend and her roommate were selling pyramid schemes. I was in a bad mood at that time, and I couldn't listen to it anymore, so I said I was leaving.

After coming out, my friends are still telling me how much they pay and who is the country behind us. I have been wandering outside alone for four or five years. Can I still be fooled by you? Jokes. I'm thinking about how to leave.

When I came back, the man was there. He even asked me why my attitude was so bad as soon as he came up. I was a grass. I packed my things and was ready to leave. They didn't stop me. My friend, a man full of shit, didn't say a word I left with a box.

This is the best roommate I have ever seen. My friend used to be a pyramid scheme. Fortunately, I am witty!

The co-tenant works the night shift and comes back at two or three every day. He came back with a female ticket, chatting and talking loudly, all kinds of ghosts screaming, and his mobile phone never turned off. I can never sleep because of the noise.

There are many other things, such as the garbage in public areas never being taken out. He lives with his girlfriend and I live by myself, but I take out the garbage in the toilet and kitchen and never care. I don't clean either, but I clean the kitchen and wash the toilet regularly.

When I was cooking, I made a bowl of things I didn't know. I didn't eat it. I left it in the kitchen for about ten days. It almost stinks to shit. Finally, I put on gloves and a mask to deal with it.

Every time I buy something to eat, including fruit snacks, I will give him and his female ticket. As for what they bought, I haven't tasted it. Then I was more careful and kept it for myself.

What makes me particularly angry is that once my female ticket Ma Ma brought me a big box of food, so I put it in the living room because there was no room in my room. When I remembered to eat, I found that everything except tea was basically empty. I asked him, and he said he didn't eat it. Maybe he ate it when his female ticket was hungry. I said next time you touch my things, please tell me. It's not that you're not allowed to eat, but at least say hello. He said yes, and I didn't think much.

Then a few days later, when I watched it again, well, I ate it all, but I still didn't know and stole it.

What else is there? When I came home on National Day, he broke my thermos and left it there without telling me. Later, his kettle liner was broken, so I changed my kettle liner to be used on it.

No one has ever let me touch my things. I cooked porridge, and I plan to drink it once at noon and once in the afternoon. When I came back in the afternoon, the porridge was gone. He said that he added some rice and water, fried vegetables and ate them with female tickets.

Later, when he was moving, he took home the induction cooker and shower head we bought together, saying that he would rent a house and give him a female ticket, but our house lease didn't expire for another month and a half, so I had to come back and live for a while. When I came back, there was basically no one at home anyway.

There are many things that bother me, but I really can't write. ...

Anyway, it's amazing. Next time you rent a house, you can't rent it if you die.

I shared a room with a girl. At first, I was very complacent and thought

I am lucky, so I often clean the house, sometimes.

Waiting to help her wash clothes, I feel so old and not so diligent.

Soon. Later, she said that she had a boyfriend and asked me if I could.

I agreed to move out then. Come out as soon as you find the house.

Eggs!

Three or four months later, the girl called me,

Be caring and attentive, and finally ask me if I can move back in? I

Ask her: "Single?" The girl said: there is no brokenhearted, she

Boyfriend is too lazy and has no home at home, or

Living with me is very warm!

I hesitated and almost moved back. . .

I found a roommate in the same city as 58 ([Yi tooth] later learned that the landlord wouldn't let them live, [shy] she secretly found someone to share). There is nothing wrong with it at ordinary times, but once, [Cute] I just moved in a few days ago, and she blocked the toilet and then asked me to share the repair cost. Me? ! ! I didn't say anything, so we're even. However, at the end of the year, the weekend before she went home, she suddenly told me that she would go back to her hometown and not rent it. When renting a house, it was agreed not to rent it one month in advance. [Wit] She told me six days in advance, and I didn't say anything at that time. [Picking nose]

But! ! The point is, [wit] she didn't return the deposit to me after checking out, saying that if the landlord didn't return it to her, she wouldn't return it to me! When she rented it, she said she would return it to me. [I want to be quiet] She rented it for less than a year, but she broke the contract and the landlord wouldn't give me a refund. I asked her to return it to me, and she said, "I'm losing money." [Cute] My money can't pay you back. "I reasoned with her, [I want to be quiet] and finally she said," You can accept it if you like, or you can pull it if you don't like it, "and then she hacked me. ! ! ! ! [Tears] [Tears] [Tears]

When I was studying in normal college, I sat at the same table with a beautiful girl for four years, and later she became my classmate's wife.

At that time, we were both pocket-sized, so we always sat in the front row. I am the youngest in our class. During the four years, my height has jumped by 30cm, but my deskmate is as still as water, just like her personality, there is no change. But the teacher didn't adjust the seats when our height was different.

We have been at the same table for four years and have many stories. What impressed me deeply was cleaning the desk. Every time I finish cleaning, there will be floating dust on the table. I always go to the classroom early to study, and I always clean the desktop. Once, I arrived at the classroom late and found that my deskmate only wiped her seat, but not mine. I was sad, but I didn't show it. The next day, I only cleaned half of my classroom and put all the dust on the other half. When my deskmate arrived, she stared at me for a while with her beautiful big eyes. I also pretended not to see it. But after that, she never wiped half a table again. [yi tooth]

I wonder if my old classmates still remember this?

People in Beipiao should know that several families share a house. . . Sometimes there are Mao dun,

The neighbors I knew before get along well. Recently, when the house expired, I moved. Then I just moved to my new home yesterday and I met a disgusting scene. . . There was no electricity in the afternoon, and I didn't know where to put the card when I first came. I think we will give them money after they buy electricity. We have one more person than them, so we are going to pay more. . . This is normal. When we came back at night, we found a hot woman next door lighting candles. . Candles. . . I don't know what I'm counting. . .

We just asked her where the electric card was. We went to buy some electricity and asked them how they usually bought it and how to share it equally among several families. . (I don't know if it's legal) I'll come out and argue with us. "You have one more person, and your home is air-conditioned. We are afraid of wasting electricity if we don't press the air conditioner. . . Barabara .. . "

The hot girl called another woman next door, and six people had a meeting in the living room. It was a meeting. . . . Wow, shit. . . This is my first meeting in my place of residence. . . Lan Hou said that they usually buy electricity at 83 cents 100 kwh in 48 yuan (lz lived in this community for two years before knowing that 100 kwh is 83 cents in 48 yuan). . . Then we finally decided to let the three of us buy 100 kwh of electricity first and see how long it can last. Then we went to buy it. It's almost nine o'clock. The three of us went out to eat before dinner, deliberately delaying the time to make you feel blind. Then the point comes. After dinner, we went to the supermarket to buy electricity, and found that we had already bought it. We can't repeat it within 24 hours. The supermarket owner knows us very well, so we said. . . I reminded her that she couldn't buy any more for 24 hours. She pressed it herself. . . My friends and I were shocked. . . I thought of Nima at that time. . . Do you dare to buy 5 degrees? . . Dare you? . . So our mobile phone died last night, and we were still charging at the place where we used to live. We go back to sleep at night and feel blind, and there are mosquitoes. . . We didn't fall asleep until about two or three o'clock. . . . I have to go to work sadly today. . . The boss of the company said that starting from today. . . Help yourself to lunch. . . Woo hoo. . . . Mom, everything is not going well. .

Hello, everyone, I'm Brother Dou.

The house rented now is rented by the apartment company. This kind of house is generally shared, and most of them are young people. The house has three or four rooms, which are divided into four rooms: A, B, C and D, and the prices are decreasing in the order of rooms. We live in a three-bedroom apartment instead of a four-bedroom apartment, and the second bedroom is Room C.

After renting for more than half a year, the atmosphere has been very good. We will share our fruits and snacks with each other, and we will also talk about work and life in the WeChat group. Everything is moving in the direction we want. But since the couple in the opposite room D (hereinafter referred to as D) moved in, the good atmosphere I worked so hard to create has been broken.

Most of the problems encountered in the process of sharing rent are in these aspects: kitchen use, washing machine use, bathroom use, water and electricity sharing, and public health. Let's talk about the wonderful styles of this couple in all aspects.

1, for kitchen use

Originally, except for us, several rooms did not cook or occasionally cooked. Basically, we monopolized the kitchen, so we decorated the kitchen with all the flowers and plants we brought, so that the dying green radish in the corner of the living room was lush. After D moved in, we gave them half the cupboards in the kitchen, thinking that maybe we could share our cooking experience together, but I soon found that I thought too much.

Once I told Maggie to use the oven, D bought almost a whole set of baking materials, and often used Maggie's oven without saying hello, making the oven very dirty. Until I had the cheek to tell D that "Maggie doesn't like others to use her things", D stopped and immediately bought an oven of the same model as ours and put it next to us. I bought an oven, but it's not just baking. I bake sweet potatoes in the oven. It took 1 hour to cook the sweet potato worth 2 yuan. This is high-power electricity! Sister! I just want to say that you might as well buy a baked sweet potato directly!

D Besides baking sweet potatoes in the oven, we often stew some complicated dishes (braised chicken legs, etc.). ) and cook millet porridge. It is often at eight or nine o'clock in the evening that it is our turn to cook. I really can't help it. Every time I come back early, I will rob the kitchen first, so that I can eat in time when I am hungry.

2. Use of washing machine

Just today, D started washing clothes at 8: 15 in the morning and just finished washing in the afternoon 1.

Basically, only one piece of clothes is washed per barrel, and it takes 46 minutes per barrel in the ordinary laundry mode.

Not only on weekends, but also at night.

3, toilet use

Of the four rooms, only room B has a separate bathroom, and the other three rooms share a bathroom.

D was not idle when washing clothes with the washing machine, but locked the bathroom door and didn't know what he was washing in it.

D Sometimes two people take a bath twice a day on weekends. ...

The garbage in the bathroom used to be emptied once a week, but now the toilet paper overflows if it is not emptied for two days.

I wrote "Don't comb your hair in the bathroom" and "Please put the washing machine back after use" in the bathroom, and D wrote "Please take out the garbage consciously" in the bathroom.

4, water and electricity cost sharing

Since D began to pickle chicken legs, stew millet porridge and take a bath twice a day (gas water heater), the original gas of 100 yuan can be used for 5 months, but now it can only be used for 1 month.

I used to pay my own gas bill, but now I dare not pay it myself.

Since D bought the oven, he used to share the electricity bill in 50 yuan for one month, and now he has to share it in 80 yuan.

Because D laundry takes four hours, the original monthly water fee in 20 yuan will be shared with 40 yuan.

5, public * * * regional health

When D first moved in, she cleaned the living room once, and then they trampled on it, but she still said in front of everyone, "I usually love cleanliness, so I cleaned the living room floor."

I am the only one who cleans every week.

Since D came, the toilet lid and washbasin in the bathroom are often dirty, and no one cares except me.

Since D came, there has been endless shampoo in the bathroom.

Since D came, the filter screen of the washing machine stinks.