Humorous sentences about interest?

Affection and righteousness is an ordinary life. Ordinary life is so simple and plain. The simplest, the most plain and the most difficult to do. If you want t

Affection and righteousness is an ordinary life. Ordinary life is so simple and plain. The simplest, the most plain and the most difficult to do. If you want to do it, let's learn some sentences about interest first.

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1. At that time, I was a junior, and my stupid friend went to the bath center to find a lady. After having sex for a while, I was lying in bed smoking a cigarette. The brain-damaged girl said, "Sister, do you know what you are doing at home?" Of course, this is not GC. GC is someone who gives him a white look and answers slowly. Do you know what you are doing at home?

2. Husband asked: What should I do if I am going to have an affair? The wife smiled: I am very gentle, and I will maim you at most, but I won't kill you! The husband was moved and said, that's very kind of you! Wife laughs: We can't be husband and wife, but we can still be sisters!

3. Several female girlfriends chatted, and one of them asked: Why did Chang 'e go to the moon? One answer: If your husband is Hou Yi, it takes nine days to shoot. Can you stand it? Can you stop running?

My colleague has big breasts. She has a nickname of nineteen sisters. I don't understand why my colleagues call her Sister Nineteen. Colleagues said, 19, nineteen! Milk is quite!

5.w: You are too hard. Man: There is too much water under you. Facts have proved that it is not easy to cook a pot of noodles well …

6. Dr. Yang from a reproductive hospital in Jinan, after years of research, found that boys prefer short girls because of short genitals. Men with short genitals only have confidence and desire to conquer in front of short girls, which is a natural choice in biology, rather than liking the personal taste of cute little loli. Dr. Yang also said: "Hehe, what is the cutest height difference, but it is because * * * is small."

7. After having sex with my girlfriend, I put a condom by the bed and my dog ate it. The next day, I found that he couldn't pull out constipation, so I took him to the hospital. When the doctor took the condom out of the dog's chrysanthemum, he said, how deep it is! Don't you think about how it feels? Then look into my eyes, and I will never forget it. . .

8. Female: I have always regarded you as my brother. Man: Different genders, can we be brothers? Woman: I have breasts, you have brothers, we are not brothers! Man: Come on, let their brothers meet!

9. Liu Sanren was chatting while drinking, and it was already late at night. Liu Bei said, "It's dead of night, and we still have a long time." Zhang Fei said, "Brother, you are really drunk! Second brother's name is Yun Chang!

10. Roommates lie in bed at night and talk at night. It is said that it is too difficult to find a girlfriend now. A classmate said, do you want to find a foreign one? ! Another student replied: no, alas, it's not like his mother to find a timid baby in Korea. Finding a timid baby in Japan is not your own. Find a baby who is afraid of being born in Thailand and a baby who is afraid of not being born in Europe and America.

1 1. A buddy, the couple quarreled. Female: Play, you know how to play, and you can give me some satisfaction in bed. What else! The elder brothers said weakly: sofa. Let's go Yes Sure!

12. Ten years of tears, nothing to repay, busy right hand. Why, hehe, there is no place to complain about sorrow. Even if you are handsome, rich and evil, you have a good face and frosty sideburns. Wipe paper towels and dye heavy makeup. Looking at the next room, I panicked. The goddess bathed and shed a thousand tears. I expect a father to help Gao Shuai and raise the children this month.

13. A colored man went to church and met a beautiful nun. He wanted to flirt and was scolded. An old lady sweeping the floor next to her pointed out: If you want to love her, you can pretend to be a priest and ask her out, and you will succeed. That night, colored people wore masks and asked nuns out to play. After dawn, he proudly took off his mask and said, haha, I'm not a priest, I'm the one who molested you during the day! The nun also took off her mask and said, I'm not a nun either. I am an old lady who sweeps the floor during the day.

14. My boyfriend was on a business trip and called me a few hours ago to report his safety. I am very idle and bored now, just like my boyfriend in Doby. Call his hotel room: "hello, sir, can I help you?" He said, "No, I already have it here.

15. Recently, my girlfriend complained that I care about cats and don't care about her. I said I care if you can sit-ups, and my girlfriend replied, I don't care about you at all. ...

16. A lady checked in at a hotel. After a while, the phone rang and she answered it. A man's voice: Do beautiful women need service? Ma 'am, you're ready to hang up. The man quickly said, You will be back in less than an hour, 200 yuan. The lady thought, I still don't believe it. Let's go The man came for more than ten minutes, gave 200 yuan and left. The lady looked straight at wait for a while and thought for a long time. ...

17. At lunch yesterday, I called my old classmate and asked him what he was doing. Is it inconvenient to get together on weekends? He gasped and said, "I am working on a project of hundreds of millions!" " "Hearing this, I thought he was bragging. Besides, I was out of breath when I spoke. I made a wild guess. In a flash, I understood that in broad daylight, you will not let your wife go. So I joked, "Your business is getting bigger and bigger. Give your old classmates a hand. I want to buy shares or join a joint venture. "

18. A pair of lovers ML, men always like to say, "I'm going to kill you!" I haven't seen you for several days. The woman found a man's unit, and the man asked, something is wrong. The woman whispered, "Nothing, I just don't want to live ..." My buddy went to the interview, and the beauty supervisor asked him, "How long can you do it?" The buddy paused: "Usually half an hour!" "I mean here!" "I'm a little nervous here. I can last about five minutes! "

19. The husband complained to his wife: Why did you buy such an expensive bra? You have no breasts! ? The wife replied angrily, so you can save all the money you bought!

20. Child: Mom, what is a honeymoon? Mom: That is, I will travel with your father after I get married. Child: Did I go? Mom: Of course! Besides, your father takes you away and I bring you back.

2 1. At noon, Xiao Chen received a phone call and asked for leave in a hurry after saying a few words. "Manager, I want to ask for leave. My wife is going to have a baby." Manager: Then you should go quickly. So little Chen Fei walked away. Half an hour later, Chen Xiao came back without a proper crown. The manager asked: Come back so soon? A boy or a girl? Chen: I won't know until ten months later.

22. When I got home from work, my wife was in a daze. My husband missed Doby and asked, "Excuse me, this little girl is so beautiful, does she need my protection?" "Who are you?" "I am an escort. Hey, where do you live, beauty? " "Liujiayao." "Oh, it's still Sister Yao!"

Extended reading of archaic sentences;

1. Ten years of life and death, no thoughts, unforgettable, lonely graves, nowhere to talk about desolation.

2. Butterflies are beautiful. After all, butterflies can't fly across the sea.

3. Finally, the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River covered the whole world. After the glory of China, it was just a scene, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.

4. elegance refers to quicksand, and old age is a period of time.

5. Change your life with my three fireworks.

6. I am young and energetic.

7. Long stripes and countless fireworks. You look back with the light.

8. The pavilions are short and the world of mortals is rolling. I sigh Xiao again.

9. Who let the string break and the flower fall on the shoulder, blurred.

10. When the flowers and waves are gone, I will be alone with you.

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12. Still water, singing; Three lives are sunny and round, one sad and one happy.

13. Lights and stars, sounds and songs are endless.

14. As beautiful as flowers and jade, it seems like a fleeting time. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning.

15. Dark clouds cover the moon, and no one can tell you how lonely you are.

16. This time I left you, it was the wind, the rain and the night;

17. You smiled, I waved, and a lonely road spread to both ends.

18. How many beauties are listless, and how many pieces of acacia are broken, leaving only blood and tears.

19. where is the prosperity of the vast land? Leaning against the clouds hides loneliness, even if others laugh at me.

20. Let him know everything and smile for you.

2 1. Send a song to Jun. Don't invite people to get together at the end of the song.

22. Who scattered the smoke, who scattered the vertical and horizontal ties.

23. listen to the string and break three thousand infatuations. Falling flowers, forgetting, once the wind rippled. If the flower is pitiful, it will fall on whose fingertips.

24. There are trees and branches on the mountain. I don't know whether I like you or not.

25. Who forgets first that dumping the country is the old country? I refuse to play. Shadows are amazing.

26. There used to be tall buildings that sang at night and had dancing sleeves on them.

27. Once a young woman dies in spring, it is difficult to know whether the flowers have fallen or died.

28. Still water depth, singing songs; Three lives are sunny and round, one sad and one happy.

29. Lights and stars, sounds and songs are endless.

30. As beautiful as flowers and jade, it seems like a fleeting time. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning.

3 1. Dark clouds cover the moon, and no one can tell you how lonely you are.

32. It's the wind, the rain and the night when I leave you this time. You smiled, I waved, and a lonely road spread to both ends.

33. It's hard not to get old. The heart is like a double screen with a Qian Qian knot in it.

34. It seems that this star was not last night. For whom did the wind and dew stand in the dark?