What is the funniest sentence Han Han said?

I think there are many, triple doors-there are few beautiful women on the street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the streets once a day. All the girls, with a little beauty, are standing in the hotel; Beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager. Occasionally, a few handsome and refined people strolled over and were extremely quiet.

For poets, what is most lacking is money, and what is least valuable is poetry.

It is hateful to occupy the toilet, but in fact, the most hateful thing is to pull the shit and occupy the pit.

The most terrible man in the world keeps saying that he is not close to women, but in fact he has never met the ideal woman. Once we met, with the profoundness of China's Chinese characters, "not close to women" immediately became "not close to women". Therefore, the history discipline does not need to examine whether Chinese characters are created by location. In short, Chinese characters must be made by men and romantic men. Most people who have always been knowledgeable are ugly. If no girl is really interested, who will settle down and study?

There are other books or prefaces-lesson seven red lights, which illuminate my future.