What are the jokes?

1. It's said that female drivers are terrible, but it's not all true. There are many female drivers who are good at driving. Take me for example. My husband praised me today. He said: The road is so wide, and there is a brick about 2 cm in the middle. You can press it right on it. It's amazing!

2. A priest married a newly married couple and returned home. His wife asked him, "How did the wedding go?" "It went well at first," said the priest, "but when I asked if I would obey each other, the bride said,' Do you think I'm crazy? And the groom said,' Yes. Trouble is coming.

3. After returning home, my wife happily said to her husband, "I had my palm read today. He said that my second husband is handsome, knowledgeable and very considerate." The husband quickly asked, "Oh? Are you and I married for the second time? "

4. When the liberal arts and sciences were divided into classes, Xiao Wang got very good grades in science, but he chose liberal arts, so I asked him: Are there more girls in liberal arts? He said: I didn't think so much, just because the canteen is closest to the liberal arts class!

5. When I was a child, I ate fish once and got stuck in my throat by a fishbone, so I couldn't swallow it. I had to turn to my parents for help, and all kinds of remedies kept coming, drinking vinegar, swallowing steamed bread and steamed bread. As a result, I was full and the fishbone was still there! Later, I remembered the doctor!

6. I work overtime every day after New Year's Day, and I'm too busy to eat. Tingting always goes out to eat, so let her bring it back to me from outside every day. A meal is nine yuan, and it makes sense for me to give her a red envelope of nine yuan and nine yuan every time. She also accepts it directly without making any reply. I was watching TV when my wife came over with my mobile phone and grabbed my ear: Who is this "noisy little wild cat" and sent her so many red envelopes? You two are going to last forever! How many chat records have you deleted?

7. There was an exam in college. Everyone in the dormitory was reading. When I was reading, I put a mirror next to it. After reading for a while, I looked up and looked in the mirror. Then my roommate couldn't read it, so I said, "Is it necessary for you to be so narcissistic? You have to look in the mirror when reading." Then I made a sad face and said, "Hey, you don't understand. I look in the mirror to read books. I have to remind myself at all times.