A collection of 28 funny jokes and copywriting materials

"I was born useful, but I don't know how to use it; There may be only side effects, or it may be a backup! " After work, I often happen to forward some classic sentences to fully express the feelings or opinions of the sharers. Do you also like exciting sentences? In order to meet your needs, we specially designed "funny story copy material", please share it with your friends after reading it!

1, I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I didn't expect it to be a ball in one bite.

2. At the class reunion, the cat led the panda to introduce to everyone: This is my child. Everyone screamed: You married a bear. Seeing that the snake didn't take any children, the cat asked, why didn't you take the children? Snake: There are too many children in my family to know this. Everyone is puzzled. The snake said shyly, I married a mouse. A nest of snakes and mice, everyone screamed.

A goose and a hen are selling eggs in the market. The hen shouted: double yellow eggs, come and buy them. The goose's mouth was stupid, and it took a long time to shout: big. After a meal, I found that everyone bought eggs. The goose was puzzled and asked why. The egg buyer said, you see, even if people don't sell double yellow eggs, they are at least original.

I feel that I am less and less like myself, just like Jackson Yi's wife.

The nightingale sings beautifully. Xiao Lv went to the teacher to study, but the nightingale refused without thinking. Xiao Lv was very angry and asked the nightingale, You really have no talent for singing. According to the idiom dictionary, the donkey barks and doesn't change.

6. I care about you, you ignore me, and then I turn around and leave. I was called dozens of handsome guys in Guangzhou one day. Why lick the dog?

7. Take your time, miss my village, my store and the chain store I run.

8. I'm really a black sheep. I woke up with hundreds of millions of assets gone.

9. Others: Why are you so dark? Me: Because I don't want to live in vain.

10, swear never to stay up late again, if I stay up late, forget it …

On Christmas Day, Santa Claus was welcomed in the forest. Santa Claus with a long white beard granted a wish to the animals in the forest. All the animals in the forest are shouting: We want to go back to 10 million years ago! Santa Claus asked inexplicably: Why? All the animals in the forest pointed to the monkeys in the trees and said, because we want to drive the apes out of the earth!

12, the direction of life is nothing more than you, and everything in the rest of my life is you.

13, I don't have the skills to attract bees and butterflies, but I am first-class in attracting mosquitoes!

14, let's be each other's angels. I'll do it, you do it. ...

15, I wanted to be thin, but I didn't expect to be fat.

16, there is a new leak in WeChat. Click on my avatar and send me a "baby" to get the baby.

17. Try to catch up with yourself who has been given great expectations.

18, the wild goose proposed to the fish in the water, and the fish said angrily, go away! The geese flew away sadly, and the fish said sadly, there is a kind of love in the world called eternal isolation, and long pain is better than short pain!

19,520 arrived, the magpie bridge is now, and the cowherd and the weaver girl meet; Cutting is always confusing, and acacia is the heart; Use festivals to express your love. Would you like to go to Magpie Bridge with me? Birds sing, flowers laugh, make you happy and make music. Happy 520!

20. I am naturally useful, but I don't know how to use it; There may be only side effects, or it may be a backup!

2 1, I am a good-looking person, although now you will think I am ugly, and you will endure it for a long time.

22. Since life knocked me down, I found it really comfortable to lie down.

23. I was about to eat takeout when I suddenly remembered that I had gained two pounds. I slapped myself hard. Alas, how to distract yourself by eating takeout?

24. I am the Dragon King. Send me 5 yuan on WeChat. It's too hot, I want to eat more lovely. When I am full, it will rain, make your city cool and make you cool.

25. "I don't even have a brain at school. What to eat at noon? " The zombie teacher asked the zombie students.

26, object, I am a good-looking type, although you will think I am ugly at first, but I will endure for a long time.

27. The hidden stars are also trying to shine! Come on, you too! What you insist on will hug you in turn one day!

28. Is it an object? I'll buy you anything you like, but forget anything over three dollars. I don't like material boys.