What interesting and embarrassing things have you encountered during your business trip and travel?

When I attended road trip last year, I started preparing a few days before I left. All my luggage was ready, so I set off happily. When I got to the grassland to prepare for washing at night, I found that I didn't bring my washing bag, so I couldn't take off my makeup, wash my face and wash my hair. The saddest thing is that I haven't applied sunscreen and makeup for more than ten days, so I have to face up! ! ! After living like this for a few days, I found it really convenient and easy to let go of complicated processes and live a simple life.

I remember it was the first time I went out. I took my mother and children with me. Children are three years old! It was in Beijing, and I booked a hotel online in advance! It is especially smooth to get off the train and take the subway! Because I drove all night! So I am very tired. I want to go to the hotel first, put down my luggage and have something to eat, then take a rest and arrange my next trip! I just booked it through navigation. Follow the navigation! However, we started to leave after 8 o'clock, and it was already 10 when we arrived at the hotel! I am really tired! I'm also thinking, it's not far from the map, what took you so long! I found it when I looked at my mobile phone after I put the baby to sleep! There is a choice of walking or driving in the navigation! I chose to drive! ! !

A few years ago, I was on a business trip and my partner stared at a ticket. The partner was kind enough to take me there early in the morning. The result happened to meet the leader who gave us the documents for inspection.

I had no choice but to wait. From 10 in the morning to 4: 00 in the afternoon, I finally got it, but one thing made me particularly embarrassed.

I want to wear a pair of comfortable shoes when I go out in the morning. After all, I don't know how many roads to walk. I wanted to dress formally, so I wore a skirt with stockings. If you don't walk, you won't realize that these socks are equipped with flat shoes, and the soles of your feet always slip. Feet must be thin and old to walk on the road without slowing down.

I'm so worried about the progress of the document that I can't sit still. I've been standing. My partner is a 35-or 6-year-old man, so I have been standing and chatting with me, waiting for the relevant person to appear. In the afternoon, my legs are sore and I want to shake and move.

I never thought that my feet were too relaxed and I threw my shoes in front of him, 1 meter away. We both froze at once. ............................................................................................................................................... ............................. looked at his partner's expression, and it made him feel bad not to laugh. .......

Why wasn't there a hole in the ground at that time!

I went to Jinan and came back by train at night. I don't know why there are no bicycles and no buses in Jinan at night. There are 40 people in line in front of Didi, and then I take a taxi from 8 to 9: 30. I'm afraid I will miss the train. I looked at the railway station, which is almost 2.5 kilometers, and there are only six laps on the playground. Then I ran from quancheng square to the railway station at 10, just in time to catch the train. It was incredible at that time.

It was the early autumn of 20 16. Three students came to Beijing for a trip from their hometown. I have lived in Beijing for two years. In their eyes, I am an old Beijing, so I am duty-bound to act as their free tour guide and lead them wandering for a period of time, just like returning to our naughty childhood, full of laughter and happiness. Later, a girl came home early, so it was just the three of us, a man and a woman.

I remember that day we went to play on the glass plank road in Tianyunshan, Pinggu, and went up by cable car. Although I played for a whole day, I was still unfinished. As it was getting late, we had to go down the mountain.

It's easier to go up than down, but it's not a problem for the three of us in our 500 s, because we all grew up in the mountains. We walked and played, and the most talked about topic was the fun of going to school as a child. After a while, I found that the boy's expression was a little abnormal. He looked around and looked impatient. "What's the matter?" I asked. He said, "I can't hold back my stomachache. I want to poop! " "I said," don't worry, hold on, persistence is victory. " He looked at the tourists coming and going with a helpless look on his face. After walking for a while, he suddenly heard an exclamation. We followed his eyes and looked forward-a toilet appeared at the foot of the mountain not far ahead. He looked surprised as if Columbus had discovered the new continent, and he wore it like a fish escaping from the net.

I waited for a while by the side of the road with that female classmate. Looking at the public toilets on the roadside, we think this place is a bit disappointing. Let's wait while walking. After walking for a while, it suddenly occurred to me that I said, "Let's hide by the side of the road and surprise him." "good!" She clapped her hands and said.

We found a small tree by the side of the road and hid from behind. After a long time, there was no sign of him. Mosquitoes in autumn are so fierce that they attack us in turn like groups of armed helicopters. Several big bags suddenly appeared on my arm. The thought of the skirt she was still wearing immediately relieved me a lot, haha.

"Why is he working so hard? Is it almost an hour? " She said while flapping mosquitoes. I said, "Yes, it's time for a woman to have a baby! It is estimated that it is due to constipation? " Just as we were about to get up and go out, she suddenly put her index finger on her mouth and hissed at me: "coming!" " I quickly squatted down again and looked down through the leaves. I saw him striding down with a depressed face and sweating profusely, probably in a hurry. We both quickly put our hands over our mouths for fear of laughing. Seeing him turn the corner, we both fled to the wrong place, and the mosquito didn't scratch him, so we quickly drove him away for fear that he would run away.

We hurried down the mountain and came to an open place. Looking down the hill, I saw that winding mountain road was far away and I couldn't see him. Where did it go? Hurry up and shout!

We shouted as we walked, but there was no response. We called quickly and couldn't get through. It's our turn to be stupid. We were in a hurry, thinking about what might happen to him as we walked. "Did he find out and deal with a man as he deals with you?" She said as she walked. "Well, it is possible. He is playing. " I also wonder, when did this guy start to take a fancy to Sun Tzu's Art of War? Then use a double agent, haha!

I didn't see him near the foot of the mountain. I gasped, let's wait here for a while. So we climbed to a higher place to prevent him from slipping away from us.

I haven't seen him for a long time. We are really in a hurry this time. What can we tell his wife if something happens? The phone still couldn't get through, so we tried our best to increase the maximum power and call him at the highest decibel.

The afterglow of the sunset fell on the top of the mountain, and the echo of our call echoed in the valley. She gave me a cry and rose and fell with each other, just like young men and women in minority areas singing across the mountain. It was beautiful, beautiful. Haha, I can't forget narcissism at this time. It's heartless.

We can't see the sun, our calls are out of tune, our voices are hoarse, and the echoes in the mountains are starting to scare people. I'm really afraid of attracting wolves. We started talking on the phone all the time. Just as we were about to die, a ring back tone suddenly came from the receiver. Oh, we are so excited. I think this is the most beautiful melody I have ever heard in my life! The phone was connected, and the phone induced the other person's anger into my brain. He said that he had arrived at the gate of the scenic spot. I told him to wait there for us to take a taxi to the bus stop below, and we will arrive soon.

We analyzed all the way. Maybe he stood us up instead. Anyway, it's a relief. It's good to be okay. I didn't expect that we were dumbfounded when we arrived at the gate of the scenic spot. Where are we? Why did you lose contact again? The terrible thing is that our mobile phone is dead and we look around the entrance of the scenic spot. Haven't found it for a long time. I guess he may have gone straight to the bus stop. The key is that the bus stop is in a mountain village called Lishugou, which is nearly four kilometers away from the scenic spot. When I came, I took a taxi directly from Pinggu to the gate of the scenic spot. He didn't know the bus stop was so far away.

We decided to meet him at the bus stop and met him halfway. In the car, we have been looking everywhere until the bus stop, but we didn't see his shadow. Now we are really upset. This time, we can know what it means to be in a hurry, and we can't continue to look for it! I regretted it then. Why did I come up with that bad idea? Stealing chickens and not eating rice. The cell phone is dead, so I really can't reach him. Let's wait. I guess he can't go back by bus himself.

After a long time, when we were sitting on the steps in a daze, we suddenly saw a pair of big feet with shoes on. We looked up, haha, who is this? I saw his eyes wide open and his face was livid. Oh, no, his face is green. Did he burst his bile? It turns out that he has been going down! The baby is exhausted. Why didn't we see him in the car? We quickly got up and smiled, trying not to let him have an attack. I quickly took his mountaineering bag in my hand. I'm really afraid that he will fly into a rage and fall to the ground. My SLR camera is still in it!

We asked everyone to gather around, don't make him angry, let him calm down, just then, the bus came, thank God! I said get in the car. There will be no seats for the time being.

After getting on the bus, neither of us dared to sit next to him, you know, haha!

A few years ago, on National Day, I drove from Beijing to Inner Mongolia. The first service area in Beijing was along the Beijing-Tibet Expressway. I remember Huailai's Guanting service area. Perhaps it is a long way from Beijing, and many vehicles come to this service area to rest and refuel. The most crowded is the toilet! Some men and children simply solve it by the roadside. The men's room is ok, but there is a long queue in the women's room, and people who are in a hurry keep going to the front of the queue to inquire. Suddenly, I don't know which female compatriot took the lead, and the woman invaded the man's room! Male compatriots use urinals, female compatriots use cubicles, and everyone lives in peace while talking and laughing. There are also thin-skinned male compatriots who are scared. Anyway, the queuing phenomenon in the ladies' room will be solved soon! Go out, help each other, be kind to others, and have a nice trip!

I remember when I traveled to Guanajuato, Mexico, I met something that made me feel grateful. Now I think it's really meant to be.

Guanajuato is a very paradise-like tourist attraction, where the film Dream Journey was filmed. In order to enjoy the scenery of the town, I booked a great hotel halfway up the mountain. This hotel is close to the city center, so it only takes 5 minutes to walk.

However, I have no sense of direction in this place like a mountain city! Originally, I thought I could find a place to live with Google offline map, so I didn't apply for a local calling card. Who would have thought that I couldn't find this hotel after walking at the assembly point for more than 20 minutes! At that time, I was desperate. There was no one walking around and I couldn't ask anyone. Even if I ask people, they all speak Spanish and can't communicate in English!

I don't know how God cares for me. When I was really desperate, three people came face to face. One looks like a local, and the other man and one woman should be good friends, with European and American faces. Before I could speak, they saw my helpless expression and asked me directly if I needed help! I was moved to tears. Of course, it's nothing. What shocked me even more was! Brother told her friend, you go first and I'll take him to the hotel. It was in English, and then he called the front desk of the hotel and asked me to confirm the direction. It was in Spanish. After confirmation, he will take me there and ask me if I am from China. Then we started to communicate in Chinese! Can you think of my mood and expression at that time? I can't describe it anyway! Finally arrived at the hotel smoothly, really very, very grateful to this magical little brother. It's a pity that I forgot to ask for a photo …

20 18 65438+ Go to Thailand in October

The next night, the big brother in the group called me: guide, come here!

Me: What's the matter?

Big Brother: I can't talk. Come here!

Me: OK!

I almost fainted when I entered their room! Two men stood by with awkward expressions, and two enchanting women sat on the bed!

Eldest brother took me aside and whispered, guide, we made an appointment with two women online and said it was 1000 baht, but the result came. We were surprised when we took off our clothes. They are two monsters, and they want 65,438+0,000 RMB. What shall we do? Let them go!

Me: Do you want to pay now?

Big Brother: Yes, you must sleep.

Me: Hahaha, I want to laugh but dare not!

I calmly walked up to the shemale and said to them, please, hurry up! Here's your money, they're cakes, covering their noses, looking at them in disgust and posing to step on them with their feet!

The two women (shemale) gave me a look, took the money and left, speaking Thai as they walked, but I didn't know what to say anyway.

The next morning, the two big brothers said that they didn't sleep well all night!

Since then, every time I go to Thailand with a tour group, I will explain to my guests that I can call a car online. Don't make an appointment online at will!

20 17 On the way back from Gannan, I walked on G.

When 2 12 National Road approaches Min County, there is a section of Panshan Road, which is full of stones. At the top of the mountain, I met an overbearing car with a flat tire. In the past, when I gave help, the overbearing driver said something about a broken car. I smiled and later bought a Buick, haha.

Once, the company organized employees to travel to Longqingxia, Beijing. About thirty or forty employees rented a bus and began to gather at the company at 5 am. All the people are here, and the bus has passed. In order to create a cheerful atmosphere in the car, the company leaders asked each of us to go to the middle aisle in front of the car and sing a song with a cucumber as a microphone. Because there was no music in the car, everyone was embarrassed to go.

Someone thought of a way to close your eyes in front of the car and throw a paper ball backwards. Whoever hits is the first to sing. As soon as the paper ball was thrown, the car became silent, which showed that people were very nervous. No one wants to be the first person to stand up and throw paper balls. When I hit her, I made an unheard-of sound, crisp and ugly, just like when I caught a pig, I made a long sound.

But to tell the truth, this sister doesn't have any musical cells. She sang a song called Dancer, which basically ran from Beijing to Nanjing Railway Station. While singing, someone kept teasing my sister. Finally, she insisted on singing this song. When it's the next person's turn, it's not throwing paper. Whoever puts the cucumber there after singing will have to sing. Well, that's a good thing. You can't run away from the person who teases you the most. At this time, the atmosphere in the car was even higher, so we kept singing and the car soon reached the tourist destination.

In fact, the purpose of going out to play is to have fun and increase knowledge. I feel that the more people, the more fun it is, which can increase people's happy atmosphere and some interesting things.