Who knows why Wu Song flirted with the hotel proprietress?

When he didn't want to come back, his sister-in-law had already cheated on him and killed his brother. So in a rage, Wu Song killed the adulterer* and embarked on the road of no return.

After Wu Song killed the adulterer*, the county magistrate cherished him as an upright man. Coupled with the efforts of others, Wu Song was not sentenced to death, but was sent to Mengzhou. . The two officers in charge of the escort usually admired Wu Song as a man and did not embarrass Wu Song at all. They often bought wine and meat for Wu Song.

The closer Wu Song walked, the more he saw the lady staring at him and his money bag. At this time, the woman was even more sexy. She wore a bright red skirt underneath, her face was rouged and powdered, she opened her chest, revealing a pink gauze waist with golden buttons on it.

When the woman saw Wu Song and his party, she said hello from afar: Sir, please have a rest. We have good wine and meat, and when you want snacks, we also have huge steamed buns. While Wu Song was talking to the officer, he was unpacking himself. The officer hurriedly helped Wu Song remove the shackles. Everyone looked at the smiling woman.

Needless to say, the following story is about Wu Song making fun of the landlady, and there are even some rumors about why Wu Song acted so erratically because he was a good man who didn't like Feng Yue. It turns out that the truth is here:

First, the black shops in Cross Slope are famous, and Wu Song is a son of a gangster who wants to eliminate harm for the people here. This is similar to how Ruda provoked Zhengtu in Guanxi.

Secondly, most of the people who open the shop are men. Since the female streamer dares to walk in front, there must be a huge black hand behind. After subduing the female streamer first, the one sitting behind the screen must jump out. .

Thirdly, the woman had evil intentions and repeatedly stared at her heavy package. Anyone like this must have evil thoughts, so he might as well use his tricks to draw out your sins so that he can take advantage of them.

Fourthly, Wu Song deliberately made trouble, for example, there was hair from someone's urination area in the steamed buns. If she was a serious woman, she would definitely not be able to help but make a fuss. I don't think this shopkeeper could bear it. And the tone is still very tactful.

Sixth, deliberately drinking, and drinking muddy wine, shows that you have no experience in the world, and deliberately provokes the other party to submit as soon as possible. When the good wine comes, I want my wife to drink it with me. Note that Wu Song calls the other party "wife", which is obviously to lure the snake out of the hole.

In short, Wu Song walked the right path all the way, because he had long known that the cross slope was a dangerous place in the world, so he might as well not be a good person and change his face. Later I found out that it was a misunderstanding. The people who opened the store in Cross Slope were Sun Erniang and his wife, who were well-known in the world. From then on, they became friends with each other and became like-minded friends. The actions and words they used to tease the hotel proprietress are still famous today. The most beautiful memories in Water Margin. But friend, if you go out alone, if you don't have Wu Song's help, you must not do this. Don't mess with the boss lady, and don't even have bad intentions. Otherwise, the human flesh in the big pot may be your contribution.