Jokes, riddles

1. Why is Panasonic not as powerful as Sony?

Answer: panasonic (I’m afraid of Brother Sony).

2. Who is taller, A or C?

Answer: C is higher (because ABCDA is lower than C).

3. Which flower is the least powerful, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

Answer: Jasmine (what a weak [beautiful] jasmine).

4. What thread do orangutans hate the most?

Answer: Parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

5. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser. (Eraser difference).

6. What are you afraid of cloth and paper?

Answer: Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of nothing. (Don’t be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the unexpected).

7. What will the unicorn become when it flies to the North Pole?

Answer: Ice cream. Reason: ice cream (Ice Kirin).

8. Which number in 1234567890 is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking. (If you don’t do 1, you won’t stop doing 2).

9. How to make a sparrow quiet?

Answer: Press it. Reason: silence.

10. If there is a car, Xiao Ming is the driver, Xiao Hua sits on his right, and Xiao Hua sits behind him, whose car does it belong to?

Answer: "If "of.