Appreciation of ancient and modern wonderful couplets

Appreciation of ancient and modern wonderful couplets

During the Tongzhi period in the Qing Dynasty, there was a political emissary, Wang Wenqin, who had no clear ideas when he encountered difficulties. Wu, the governor of Hunan, is good at talking about politics. Is the bitter experience of officials, in order to write couplets:

Who's in charge if the king doesn't stand up?

Although Wu has a mouth, he only talks about heaven.

The first satirizes Wang (the word "Lord" is not prominent) and the second satirizes Wu (the next "day" is "Wu"), which makes people laugh.

Second, there used to be a poor scholar who was so enthusiastic that he offended the rich gentry and was taken to court. The county magistrate knew who he was and wanted to find a reason to let him go, so he said, "I'm out of the league, so I don't have to be right." There is a saying that goes like this:

Yunsuo Mountain, which peak comes out?

The implication is that you belong to my jurisdiction and you can't just go out. Scholar see hole in the wall into the sun, saying:

It is difficult for this bachelor to walk through the wall every day.

The result is self-evident.

Three Wusong official, boudoir door is not straight, fellow jokingly, posted a pair of couplets on the door:

One two three four five six seven,

Filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and sincerity.

The first part is intended to die (no) eight (that is, turtles), and the second part is intended to be immoral.

During the Yongle period in the fourth year of Ming Dynasty, students didn't hand in their papers until the lights were lit. And the examiner sent the following couplets to the candidates:

The candle burned out the core of the list.

This couplet is extremely difficult to answer, and it is also very provocative to candidates. Putian to Lin Huan not weakness, right:

The three major literary achievements shocked the examiner.

Three years later, the man won the highest prize.

When Su Dongpo returned from relegation in the South China Sea, he was asked about the hardships and replied, "This is made of bones." It turned out that Sue gave him an antithesis when she was a teenager:

A pair of bachelor's eyes and half a soldier's head.

The interviewer asked him to recite this cross and bluntly said, "Although the articles in different days are well known, there is a disaster of migration." This couplet profoundly summarizes Su's life. Su's "Dutou" said "half" because Su Zhi was only demoted, which is still different from the demotion of General Xing Tu.

During the six years of Guangxu, Liang Dingfen overcharged taxes, which caused great resentment among the people and led to a strike. Or write couplets:

If you can't see clearly, your mouth will split into two pieces.

Cut off twenty heads, and this body will suffer eight knives.

Ask "A Dream". One eye is unclear, which means that one eye in the tripod is removed and the lower part is opened and divided into two pieces, namely "Yan" and "pian". The lower part of "Twenty" is cut into "Fu", which is the upper part of "Fen", and the lower part is "Ba" and "Dao". "Liang" and "Liang" are homophonic, which not only points out the name of this person, but also indicates that what he did was just a dream.

According to legend, a local official wanted to change the historical position of these two wars, so he gave two officials a joint order:

It's hard to be an official without history,

A collectors to way:

It's always a day when two people are together.

The first part takes "one history is impassable" as the reason for the recall, and the second part says that it will always be fate to gather around the magistrate and hope that the magistrate will have mercy. Combined with word analysis, "one" and "history" are combined as "officials", and "two" and "people" are combined as "heaven"

During the eighth year of Qing dynasty, Buyi was nearly eighty years old, and his language was still full of wind and he lived in Taihu Lake. He should be carefree and carefree, but he acted on his own.

How can life have a real leisure day?

Over 100 years old.

What this association says is true. Even a hermit can't really leave the world!

Jiuchuan Qingcheng Mountain Shi Tian Cave Taoist Temple has a cloud:

One life two, two lives three, three gives birth to everything;

Earth and heaven, heaven and Tao, Tao is natural.

All from Lao Tzu.

Ten "Su Yue Lou Lian Yu" is as follows:

When it gets dark, it still has bones,

It turns to gray when it is very red.

The firewood burned to charcoal, and the body was all black, and the skeleton was still there. If it burns red all over, it can be reduced to ashes. The world's fame and fortune, if it develops to a smash hit, is not far from being wiped out. This association can be described as profound.

In the early years of the Republic of China, after the death of a politician's wife, he got together with his wife and sister, and the busybody offered a cloud:

Take care of the whole city, then take care of the whole city;

So is Da Qiao, and so is Xiao Qiao.

According to the Biography of Lady Li Han, in order to recommend her sister to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Li Yannian sang and danced while serving the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "There are beautiful women in the north, who are peerless and independent, taking care of the city first and the country later." And one care, the other care extends here to get married and then get married. Da Qiao was Sun Ce's wife in the Three Kingdoms, and Xiao Qiao was Zhou Yu's wife.

1927 During the Northern Expedition, Feng Yuxiang was invited by officials of Wuhan National Government in Zhengzhou to discuss this matter. Feng arrived on time at 2 pm, and there was no one at the meeting. Except that the table was full of snacks, fruits and cigarettes, Wang Jingwei and others didn't arrive until 4 pm. Feng was very unhappy and improvised a couplet:

A table of snacks, half a table of fruit, how can we know the sufferings of the people;

Meeting at two o'clock and arriving here at four o'clock, this is the revolutionary spirit!

Thirteen-year-old Lv Mengzheng lived in poverty in his early years. On New Year's Eve, he saw his house surrounded by a wall and asked:

Two three four five,

Six seven eight nine.

Horizontal batch: "North and South"

The first couplet lacks "one" (harmonious "clothes"), the second couplet lacks "ten" (food), and there is "north and south" without "things", which means "lack of clothes and food, nothing"

Fourteen-year-old Qianlong's 50th birthday, Ji Xiaolan wrote a picture:

Two Wan Li mountains and rivers, since ancient times, I have never heard of one side reunifying two Wan Li.

Fifty years of holy life, there are 9,950 years from now.

Upon hearing this, Gan Long was very grateful.

In Ming dynasty 15, an emperor wrote couplets;

Ten thoughts, father, wife;

A courtier told yue:

Thank you, thank God and thank the monarch.

Ten hearts are combined into a word "Xiang", and the word "thank you" is a traditional Chinese character.

Sixteen-year-old Guangxiao Temple in Taizhou, a couplet cloud:

Ten years in Hedong, ten years in Hexi, don't waste time.

With one foot in the door and one foot outside, you can know to watch your step.

Who can guarantee that they will see the sun tomorrow? You never know, but it's not bad for traffic promotion:)

17. A gentleman went into business after retirement. When he was frustrated in business, he created his own wealth when he died:

Seventy-two years, muddleheaded, management, business, running water ruthless, let it go!

On the first day of September, I was sober, drunk, woke up, smiled, and never did anything to me again.

Eighteen times, Qianlong and Ji Xiaolan crossed the bridge. The bridge was carved with Han jade and was octagonal, which aroused the interest of Qianlong, so he made a couplet:

Eight-way bridge, bridge eight-way bridge, stand on the eight-way bridge and look in all directions, all directions, all directions.

Long live ye, long live ye, kneel in front of ye and shout long live, long live, long live.

Its flattering skills can be seen.

19 Zhang Boye's wife has a suggestion:

Life is just a dissolute organ, which must be tempered into a man of steel;

There is a door to right and wrong in the world. You should keep your mouth shut and learn from the Golden Man.

Twenty-year-old Su Dongpo and the monk of Jinshan Temple are poetry friends. One day Su joked:

Man used to be a monk, but he can become a Buddha;

Fo Yin dare not tease, hence tell yue:

A woman is as humble as a maid, but her girlfriend can be a slave.

2 1 century, there was a quack in Qing dynasty. Every time there is bad treatment, which is notorious. Someone wrote:

Entering our door is very different;

Let me diagnose a narrow escape.

1936, Xiong Xiling remarried with Mao Yanwen, a teacher of Fudan University, after his wife died. When they got married, Xiong was 66 and Mao was 33. Someone wrote a couplet saying:

Jiujiu Dan is here, just three or three lines are full;

Both got what they wanted, but they were incompetent.

An alchemist needs a combination of yin and yang. 99 is 66+33.

At the end of the 23rd century, Zhang Zhidong looked like an ape, which Zhang once called "Australopithecus". When Zhang was the governor of Huguang, Ta Kung Pao in Hankou used the word "hole" as a couplet:

The word road insists on letting people go,

The cave monster gave birth to you.

Embedding the word "hole" first.

On 24th, when Ji Xiaolan was visiting the palace, several eunuchs stopped him and said that he had a couplet for him. Ji asked He Lian, replied:

Ternary solution,

Ji freely replied:

Four seasons, summer, autumn and winter.

The eunuch asked, "Why is spring the only season?" Ji replied, "Why is there no spring? You all know it in your own hearts. " The eunuchs were stunned.

In the twenty-five years of Qianlong, a foreigner who lived in the capital for many years, because he loved Chinese, heard that Ji Xiaolan was well-read, so he went to visit him and sent a letter asking:

Three birds kill, crows kill.

Ji Gao yue:

Four things except Erlin Fenglong.

Crow, opium; A sparrow, a sparrow card; Madam, madam, this association implies that China people are addicted to drugs, gambling and whoring.

In ancient China, the phoenix turtle in Longlin was regarded as four auspicious things. To make couplets is to refute except you.

Another couplet said:

Three birds kill, crows, pigeons, bustard,

A herd of deer is a disaster for the country.

Pigeon is a kind of lottery ticket, called white dove ticket. Deer finger, roe finger, sword refers to Cao Rulin. These three men are traitors who want to sign a treaty of humiliation and humiliation at the Paris Peace Conference.

In the 26th Qing Dynasty, an official was convicted of corruption or ridicule:

Scholars are bosom friends,

Qingben jiaren

The first part comes from Sima Qian's Bao Ren An, in which "a scholar dies for his bosom friend", and the absence of the word "death" implies his death. The second part comes from "The Beauty is a Thief" in "The History of the North". The lack of "What is a Thief" implies that you are a thief.

At the end of the 27th century, Zuo Za was very different from the Governor. Every time I meet him, his humility is indescribable, or it is combined with drama:

My Lord, my Lord, my Lord's merits have risen to 3,000 days, and I am the great-grandfather of the Jade Emperor.

Beizhi Beizhi Beizhi Beizhi crime deserved to die in eighteen layers of hell, digging coal for Yan's great-grandson.

In the twenty-eighth year of Guangxu, a certain Zhongcheng organized a "prostitute donation", which was called a donation to the national treasury. As a result, brothels were "legal" and prostitutes increased greatly. Nosy people laugh at the cloud:

Dazhong Cheng offered flowers to Buddha,

The little girl died for her motherland.

In the twenty-ninth year of Qing Dynasty, there was a crazy student who claimed to be a wizard. The topic was linked to the study:

There is no coincidence between the north and the south.

There is a bright moon in the middle.

The first part of the couplet is the best in the world, and the second part is flawless. The latter is called "turtle" (the oldest animal, so there is no husband and wife), while "rabbit" (jade rabbit used as medicine in the middle of the month) is the bottom line, but it is just like rabbits and turtles. The crazy student was ashamed after hearing this, so he tore up the couplet.

Legend has it that in the early years of the Republic of China, a corrupt official used his birthday to search for gifts from the people, and a local scholar wrote a couplet irony:

I want gold, silver and copper, I want red and black, regardless of north and south;

Damn people, the rice is not ripe, the wheat is not ripe, the sorghum is not ripe, the green and yellow are not picked up, and there is nothing!

According to legend, there was a couplet in the late Qing Dynasty:

Big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp, shrimp eat mud, mud is dry;

The imperial court scraped the state capital, the state capital scraped the counties and counties, and the counties scraped the people. The people were in distress and the country was in danger.

Thirty-two years ago, there was a Miss Guo Xiang who was very educated and determined to choose a talented person as her husband. A pair of yue:

An inch of land is a temple, next to a poem. The poem says: the moon sends monks to the ancient temple;

Three years later, no one can be right. Later, a scholar named Lin went to take the exam:

Shuang Mu is a forest. Forests are forbidden, and so are clouds.

The third day, the middle day, the full moon;

On the fifth day of May, the longer the time, the Double Ninth Festival will be over.

The first day of each month is the tenth day, and the first day (that is, the tenth day) is the first day; The middle ten days are the transit, and the fifteenth (that is, the transit) is to look at the sun. The fifth day of May is the Dragon Boat Festival, also called "Duanyang"; The ninth day of September is Chongyang. Upper and lower couplets are palindromes.

According to legend, Wang Xing had a boy who took the imperial examination since he was a child, but he was over 70 years old. The examiner saw that he was still taking the exam at an old age, so he gave him a pair of couplets to ask for:

The upper hook is old, the lower hook is an exam, the old exam is a boy, and the boy is old;

The king said to him, "two people are heaven, one is great, and human feelings are greater than heaven." .

The examiner sympathized with him and chose him.

Thirty-five people play another man in white:

The mountain manages people's wealth, and the grass manages people's lives;

Piri robe, chilly pants, Magritte's body.

It is a waste of time to make clever alliances by taking advantage of others' mistakes. The words should be "disregard for human life" and "Marco Polo".

When Ji Xiaolan, 36, first entered imperial academy, he worked as a cop in the south study. The eunuch manager doesn't know him. Seeing his clothes amused him, he asked Ji:

Little Hanlin, wearing winter clothes and holding a summer fan, have you read books in the Spring and Autumn Period?

Ji Xiaolan listen to the eunuch speak southern accent and freely way:

The old manager who was born in the south came to the north. Is that thing still there?

Six teachers in a middle school in the 37th century were all ignorant. Six people spent a day in Wanjing Building, and a couplet was posted upstairs: "Six people spent a day in Wanjing Building, and Wanjing Building will last forever." Tired of their arrogance, local celebrities changed the couplets to:

Six scholars only know six things,

Wanjing Building has a long history.

People know seven things, and Lenovo implies that six children know nothing. The connection between such a person and Wanjinglou will certainly be remembered for a long time.

Thirty-eight Qingjiang original title Li Anyun:

After reading the Six Classics,

Wuyue returns without studying.

Six Classics, Poetry, Books, Rites, Change, Music, Spring and Autumn; Wuyue, wear a cross.

There are tea kiosks and wine sellers between Xianghu Lake, and there are couplets on the columns:

Busy becoming famous, busy making money, busy relaxing and having a cup of tea;

Work hard, work hard, have fun in pain, and pour a bowl of wine.

After the forty-year-old Wen was dismissed from office, he entertained himself with poetry and wine, and once wrote a couplet in the hall:

For each other, you will become immortal and Buddha, and you will be vain all your life. If you only eat and don't wear, you will have a heroic career.

Learning books, swords, piano and chess, regretting the misuse of the spirit of the past, leaving a few words with oil nails and hinges, are also famous people.

Nail hinge: a vulgar poem.

Forty-one hearts are like the moon in a pool on a snowy night;

Wen is like a flower after a fish in spring.

Legend has it that there was an old man who was good at fighting. A nearby Zhu Xiucai saw his ordinary appearance and was quite disapproving. One day, he went to visit him.

Lao Wang is a countryman,

The king advised:

Mr. Zhu is a half-bull.

The three words "Wang Laoren" all contain the word "earth" and the three words "Zhu" all contain the shape of an ox.

Forty-three turnouts are closed late and early, which hinders the passage of passengers;

It's easier to do it right than to do it right. Please do it right first.

Forty-four Somewhere there was an old man in his eighties. His wife died first, leaving a joint arm:

All good things must come to an end. It seems that I have passed my eighties, and I can't be happy or sad. At the age of three, Qi Zeqi was first sent by Qing Dynasty.

The most embarrassing person in life is dying. Four generations of children live together, deaf and deaf, and they are so sleepy. I'll be right there.

Modesty, modesty, it's still silly. It is common sense that the old man should go first, but it is strange that his wife, who is three years older, should go first. Jiuyuan is Jiuquan.

On the 45th Mid-Autumn Festival, several scholars said:

There is a full moon in the sky, a half moon on the ground, and a half moon every month;

At the end of this year, tomorrow, year after year.

The fifteenth day of every month is half a month, the most round time of this month.

Forty-six days of cold weather, first frost eaves into light snow;

During the Dragon Boat Festival in the daytime, watch Chongyang under the clear water.

Couplets are embedded with "Great Cold", "First Frost", "Light Snow", "Dragon Boat Festival", "Tomb-Sweeping Day" and "Double Ninth Festival". The first three are solar terms and the last three are solar terms.

Forty-seven fathers and sons have different heads;

Gong E, the official and the official have different waist tones.

Forty-eight wants nothing but peace of mind,

Unsaturation is the real cure.

Forty-nine can't do anything,

Bad at words, but good at words.

The golden mean.

Fifty is not concerned with things, not afraid of things, and naturally nothing;

Be able to love others, be wicked and behave uprightly.

Fifty-one tai chi, two instruments give birth to four phases,

A moment in spring is worth a thousand dollars.

The 52-year-old dragon doctor is a straight-legged dog.

Teacher Shi can't help but blurt out.

The word "dragon" is taken directly from "dog", and the rest of "history" is not like "person".

1August 945 15, Japan announced its unconditional surrender. On the second day after the news came, the following pairs appeared on the streets of Chengdu:

China, Czech Republic, Japan,

Nanjing, Chongqing and Chengdu.

Embedding the names of three countries and three cities. Czech Republic, when the solution is overcome. Chongqing, Zaiqing.

54th Chengdu Wen Shu College has a couplet saying:

Do it when you see it, put it down when you do it, why not;

Wisdom is born in sleep, and sleep is born in freedom, life or not.

Well, Buddhism means calm and comfortable. Peace of mind, stay away from troubles, and advance and retreat. Life is endless. The realm of no life and no death.

Fifty-five Guangzhou Huangpu Military Academy Association:

To get promoted and get rich, please take another road;

Fear of death, don't enter this door.

After the "April 12th" coup, the nature of Huangpu changed greatly, so the couplet was changed to:

Promote to a higher position and make a fortune, and don't take another road;

Fear of death, please enter this door.

Fifty-six people laughed at "Yin" surname:

Ugly hanging half a foot, armor is not the whole body.

Fifty-seven Shi Jing Xiaohong government caught fire, and the emperor ordered a general to supervise the construction. At the time of transmission, the cloud said:

Fire in the Ministry of Water Resources, large-scale construction in Jinsong.

ZhongShuJun (southerners) to Ji Xiaolan for the right, said:

Southerners, like northerners, are nothing but potato planters!

Fifty-eight books, such as Qingshan private reading,

The lights are like red beans.

59-year-old Yuan Taichong is only eight years old. One day, a friend of his father came to see him and found his book falling off. He said:

Fallen leaves have been written for years, why is it windy in first frost?

Taichong said to him, the wick blooms all night. Why is it dew?

Sixty years ago, a quack was lucky, or sarcastically said:

It may not be violent,

There have been ups and downs.

Hide "good luck" (turning good luck into bad luck) and "life" (coming back to life).

On the occasion of Yuan Shikai's 50th birthday (1August 988), a couplet reads "1August 988; I am a Buddha for ten thousand years, and I am a public for ten thousand years. " 1898 In August, Yuan Shikai betrayed Tan Sitong and others, and six gentlemen were killed. Two months after Yuan's death, the Western Empress Dowager died, and some people changed the couplets to:1August 898,1August 898;

I am a Buddha this year, and I will be a Buddha next year.

It is intended to curse Yuan to die.

Sixty-two gates of the Temple of Wealth in a certain place:

Only a few pence, you ask him for it. Who should I give it to?

I don't do anything, but I'm embarrassed to visit at night.

63-4 people are late for construction machinery, and many people are few;

Two men came back late carrying wood, one short and the other long.

Four "mouths" and one "work" are "vessels (variants)", and two "people", "one" and "wood" are the traditional "lai".

Party member was arrested in a middle school in 1964. The county magistrate said to him, "I'll let you go if I get a pair." ：

Being suppressed for four times and being suppressed on all sides, the mountains and rivers are facing desperate situations;

Right: Three People's Principles, Three Egoism, Selfishness and Self-destruction.

1965 In the early years of the Republic of China, warlords scuffled and the people were miserable. A scholar made the following contact:

Born in troubled times, what books to write and what to say, and when his wife and children are hungry and cold, he asks the shopkeeper what the market is. How much is it worth? I deserve to die. Neither a victim nor a foreigner, it is a mistake for other people's children to follow the righteousness. Ask Yamaraja to amend the law and deepen the 19 layer.

There used to be a businessman in Hunan who mistakenly buried his father in the west and his mother in the east, violating the old rules and preparing to write couplets in front of the grave to remedy it. No one answered the letter from the son of the township official. Finally, an old man wrote the following couplet:

Never left,

Why do you want to divide things after death?

Liang Yusheng, 67, served as the editor of the supplement of Hong Kong New Evening News, or cast couplets:

Sing my songs loudly, drink my wine,

Dancing under a black light is good for skimming oil.

In the 68-year-old old society, there was a rich woman who was nearly 30 years old and had not yet married, and decided to choose a spouse. See an old man to deal with at this moment, then scold a way:

In the daytime hall, white-haired evil Weng, old skin and old meat old bones. Bah! Get out of here! Hum, I have no spouse in my life!

The old man thought it was a couple, and he replied:

There are beautiful women with fine features and fine waist and white skin in the red account. Hey! I'll pick you up. Hee hee! Destiny takes a hand's life.

The old man is so right that the rich girl has to marry him.

6 1 puzzle:

The white snake crosses the river and is covered with red sun;

Qinglong hangs on the wall, wearing 10,000 Venus.

Answer: the first part: lit oil lamp; Bottom line: steelyard.

Some people satirize some so-called meetings, choosing the venue in tourist attractions and wasting national money:

Moving south in winter, then choosing northern Xinjiang will not be out of season;

He avoided the cold, which eliminated the heat and the wind was just right.

Note that aggravating words are "unhealthy trends".

According to legend, in the Qing Dynasty, some officials put the candidates' numbers in the tube without marking the papers, and the first one came out first, and so on until the quota was full. There is a cloud:

Xiao Sheng's life essay, moving!

I use my hands instead of my eyes. Shake it.

Imitate the examiner's tone and write a pseudonym.

1972 after the founding of the Republic of China, the tax revenue was a dime a dozen, and the people were struggling. Sichuan scholar Liu Shiliang wrote a couplet:

Ten thousand taxes in the Republic of China;

The world is too poor.

This couplet consists of two popular sentences at that time, "Long live the Republic of China, and the world is at peace".

Seventy-three land is bounded by heaven,

I am the mountain peak.

Very imposing.

In the seventy-four years of Jiajing in the Ming Dynasty, an old prime minister retired and returned to his hometown. The magistrate asked him to write a couplet for the county hall:

Take a day off and plant your land;

Without a sharp bend, he strayed into our door.

1975 After Japan surrendered, the Kuomintang government's economy was in chaos, paper money depreciated, and transactions were paid by gold bars, one for every 12, which was called "gold bars". At that time, there were many cases of traitors, and lawyers accepted the gold bars of the defense and divided them with the judges. Or write a joint irony:

Orderly, lawless.

A bar is a gold bar.

In 1976, Xu married Lu. When I entered the door, it turned out that Lu's daughter was unruly and Xu's son was lewd. Someone made a couplet: Lu's old mother, whose mouth is bigger than her mouth;

Brother Xu, there are more wicked people than righteous people.

The word "Xu" is on the side of "Yu", which is a word that obliquely refers to "people".

Seventy-seven cigarettes shake the fan and meet in front of you;

Right: Piss and farts, and there is a thunderstorm under the leg.

Exaggeration is not elegant.

Seventy-eight somewhere a drug king temple stage cloud:

Fame and fortune is nothing more than a theater, which can be done;

Cold medicine and hot medicine, although panacea, are inexhaustible.

Seventy-nine colors are difficult,

Simple.

That's heartless.

Eighty red lotus, white lotus, which is better?

Black arrow, red arrow, what is sweet?

In the early 1980s and 1930s, a Chinese topic in the entrance examination of Tsinghua University was pairing:

Monkeys,

Best partner: Hu Shizhi.

Eighty-two have a pair of couplets describing a couple:

Two struggle experts,

Contradictory couple.

Horizontal criticism: life and death.

1983, when Jie Jin visited a friend of the Ming dynasty, he saw on the door that:

No admittance for idle people,

Catch the thief.

Jie Jin knew he was joking with himself, so he continued.

Idle people are not allowed to become sages,

No thieves, no monks.

Somewhere in the temple of eighty-four wealth, there is a cloud:

Money is predestined and cannot be forced. There are 40 million people coming at the same speed, and it is difficult to deal with paper-cut money;

God is in the underworld, how to protect him? You won't do anything. It's no use burning incense and lighting candles.

Eighty-five, be merciful and cut a real lean meat;

I am lenient and write a three-day sick note.

Describe how a butcher and a doctor in society exchanged a piece of lean meat for three days off to see the overall situation.

A dream of red mansions eighty-six times "Zhitong Temple" has a couplet:

I forgot to put my hand behind my back,

There is no turning back.

Eighty-seven turtles floating on the water are green.

Stand out from the crowd, the pine shoots are broken.

At the end of the Qing dynasty, there were many people who were afraid of death, as the saying goes:

You are here, how dare I die!

Kouzhi, I'll run first.

Eighty-nine people who are not superstitious wrote a couplet and posted it in front of the temple:

After repentance, you can live beyond life, because the prince is afraid of monks;

Paper money can be redeemed, and it is obvious that Bodhisattva is a corrupt official.

It is of great reference significance to some fake monks and temples built in today's tourism industry.

Ninety "Random Talk on Couplets" receives couplets:

Tears filled the Xiangjiang River;

Crying and choking.

The upper part is connected to the water and the lower part is connected to the mouth.

9 1 draw pedestrians, often holding umbrellas without wind or rain;

The birds in the picture don't return to their nests at dusk.

Also painting peach blossoms, spring scenery does not open;

The snow mark of plum shadow in water is hard to disappear.

Leshan Wuyou Temple has couplet clouds:

Unintentional everything is interesting,

People can't be idle unless they have goods.

Mr. ninety-three said: rain

The student said: the wind

Sir: It urges flowers and rain.

Student: Sprinkle wine.

Sir: There are flowers in the garden.

Student: Wine is often spilled on the table.

94 rain hit the beach, Chen;

The wind blows the candle, and half of it flows and half stays.

Shen, Chen, Liu and Liu are homophonic respectively. Zhu, also.

There was a cloud in the bathhouse in 1995:

The clean people here,

Relatives are forgotten friends.

1898 After the coup, Kang Youwei fled overseas and organized royalists. Zhang Taiyan sarcastically said:

The country will perish,

Being old and not dying is for.

"Book of Rites. "The Doctrine of the Mean": "When the country is going to die, there must be evil spirits", and the first part hides "evil spirits"; "The Analects of Confucius. Xian Wen: "Those who are old and die are thieves", and the second part hides "thieves". This implies that Kang Youwei is an Uber and a thief.

Before liberation, the local Baojia system was implemented, and someone wrote a couplet in Sichuan dialect:

Insurance? What insurance? One party is in chaos, and the four seasons are uneasy. Everyone pays and takes turtles to commit crimes;

Which ones? In the neighboring areas of Jia, Jia, agriculture, industry and commerce, I can't get away from it, otherwise I will suffer.

Insurance refers to every insurance; First, harmonic clamping, the meaning of clamping; Jia Jia, that is, clip, Sichuan dialect clip.

1998, in a scientific research in the Qing dynasty, the topic was "I don't know what I was thinking", which means deep diving and quiet thinking. One candidate mistakenly wrote:

Sister, let me see,

Examiner's handwriting: Brother, you are wrong.

Ninety-nine people all over the world are busy getting old.

Who wants to have a rest before they die?

Also: right and wrong are only for many openings.

All troubles are caused by strength.

Feng died of illness in Beijing in a hundred years, or sent a couplet:

Where there are fish in the South China Sea, there are no dogs in the North Sea.