How to write humorous copy on Tanabata

How to humor the Tanabata is as follows:

1, Tanabata is here. For single people, it is just an ordinary day. It's a big day for someone.

2. Tanabata is coming. I prepared a gift for you, but it was just a "Happy Chinese Valentine's Day" and a hug.

Valentine's Day on Qixi is not only a festival for lovers, but also a festival for friends. After all, friends have been single dog for thousands of years.

4. On Valentine's Day on Tanabata, some people choose romantic restaurants, some choose romantic nights, and some choose romantic hospitals because they were bitten by mosquitoes on Tanabata.

Don't ask me for a gift on Valentine's Day, and I don't want your gift either. I just want you to give me a hug.

6. Don't ask for my blessing on Valentine's Day. My blessing is simple, that is, I hope your future partner is not me.

On Valentine's Day, I decided to do something meaningful, such as watching a love movie at home and then eating a bowl of instant noodles.

8. On Valentine's Day on Tanabata, some people choose to travel, others choose to go shopping, and I choose to go to the gym because I want to vent the sadness of Tanabata through exercise.

9. I don't need you to buy me a gift for Valentine's Day. I just hope you can send me a big red envelope.

10, Tanabata Valentine's Day, I don't need you to promise me anything, I just hope you can stay with me all the time.