Do you think your wife is beautiful or your lover is beautiful?

1, the wife is a man's own bedroom, and the lover is a man's star hotel. Few men keep the hotel as their owner for a long time, unless you are really rich.

2. A wife is a man's underwear, and a lover is a man's coat. Although the coat looks good, it is for outsiders to see; No matter how bad the underwear is, it is next to the skin after all.

The wife is a man's umbrella, and the lover is a man's poncho. An umbrella can keep out the rain and the sun. Have you ever seen a man wearing a poncho to shade the sun?

4. The wife is a man's shirt and the lover is a man's tie. You can wear a shirt without a tie, but have you ever met a man who only wears a tie without a shirt?

The wife is a man's fixed telephone, and the lover is a man's mobile phone. Stop! Need I say more about this?

6. A wife is a man's boiled water, and a lover is a man's coffee. Although boiled water is colorless and tasteless, it is indispensable; Although coffee is fragrant and refreshing, it is almost certain that you have never seen a man who only drinks coffee without water in your life.

7. A wife is a man's edible salt, and a lover is a man's monosodium glutamate. Dishes without monosodium glutamate are certainly boring, but dishes without salt are tasteless.

8. Wife is a man's staple food, and lover is a man's non-staple food. Non-staple food can only be tasted, and staple food is the right way to live longer.

9. The wife is a man's doctor of traditional Chinese medicine, and the lover is a man's doctor of western medicine. Traditional Chinese medicine has slow curative effect, but it can cure the root cause; Western medicine has quick curative effect, but it has side effects.

10, the wife is a man's cash, and the lover is a man's credit card. Although cash is inconvenient to carry, it can be used anywhere; Credit cards are usually invisible, but they can only be displayed in places where credit cards are accepted.

1 1, the wife is a man's TV series, and the lover is a man's adult film. No matter how ugly the TV series is, it is also suitable for all ages; No matter how wonderful adult films are, they can't be shown on TV.

12, the wife is a man's daily life, and the lover is a man's candlelight dinner. Candlelight dinner is romantic, but you can't always follow romance, can you? Hehe, it's still the old saying "delicious but homely".

13, the wife is a man's car and the lover is a man's off-road vehicle. Is it boring to say more?

14, wife is a man's book, lover is a man's magazine. At least at present, I haven't heard that this book will be out of date; However, no matter how beautiful the magazine is, the shelf life is really certain.