Who knows the story about interesting Chinese language?

(1) Tang Bohu, a great painter of the Ming Dynasty, was smart since he was a child. He liked painting the most and was also very diligent in reading. It is said that he once worked in a hotel as a boy, and used his free time to read and draw. He drew proud pictures and posted them on the wall of the store. One day, Zhu Zhishan, a great talent in the south of the Yangtze River, went to the hotel for a drink. He saw that the painting was very unusual, and he learned that it was painted by Tang Bohu, who was only a teenager. So he came to the hotel again with the famous local painter Shen Shitian. Shen Shitian first looked at the paintings on the wall, then looked at Tang Bohu, and then said to Tang Bohu: "I have a word riddle. If you guess it correctly, I will accept you as a disciple." Tang Bohu happily agreed. Shen Shitian's riddle is this: remove the left side and it's a tree, remove the right side and it's a tree, remove the middle and it's still a tree. Tang Bohu thought for a moment and then wrote a word. When Shen Shitian saw it, he was very happy and accepted him as his apprentice. Tell me, what word did Tang Bohu write? (2) In the book "Five Thousand Years of Jewish Wisdom", it is said that a man's life is divided into seven stages, using seven metaphors in a row: One year old is a king, and everyone gathers around to please and coax, and he makes a promise; two years old For ( ), he rolls around in the mud and enjoys himself; when he is ten years old, he is a lamb, laughing or making trouble, lively and innocent; when he is eighteen years old, he is a horse, and when he grows up, he is strong-blooded and always wants to show off his courage; after marriage For ( ), he is burdened with the burden of the family and is faltering; for middle-aged ( ), in order to support his family, he has to endure hardships and depend on others; for old age, he is ( ), rejuvenated and rejuvenated, but unfortunately no one cares about him. There is a word missing in each bracket in the text, and each word refers to an animal. Which animal do you think matches the characteristics of men of different ages? Fill in the words you think are appropriate. (3) On the New Year’s Eve of the lunar calendar in 1941, Wang Jingwei posted a Spring Festival couplet from his book on the gate of the Yihe Road Mansion in Nanjing: “Establishing the great ambition of national democracy, civil rights and people’s livelihood; starting a great cause for the party, the country and the public.” Early the next morning, he discovered Someone added a radical to the Spring Festival couplets and changed it to: "__". From then on, Wang Jingwei no longer had the pleasure of writing Spring Festival couplets. (4) Hong Chengchou, a minister in the late Ming Dynasty, always prided himself on loyalty and integrity, so he personally wrote a couplet in the center of the hall: "The kindness of the emperor is as deep as the sea; the integrity of the minister is as heavy as the mountain." Later, he was defeated by the Qing Dynasty in the Battle of Songshan. Army, he was captured and surrendered to the Qing Dynasty. At this time, someone saw that his betrayal was so sudden, so he added one word at the end of each couplet and changed it to: "The addition of the two words "___" produced a wonderful ironic effect. 7) Once, the British Prime Minister threatened In the middle of Wilson's campaign speech, an opponent suddenly shouted: "Shit! Rubbish! "Obviously, he was ridiculing Wilson's speech. In response, Wilson smiled slightly and said calmly: "___The "distortion" made the ridicule speechless, and the campaign speech still went on smoothly. There is a compound like this, where all craftsmen live, and they all love to show their abilities in front of others. When posting Spring Festival couplets during the Spring Festival this year, the Zhang family posted one first: Although they live in two fire-roasted and smoked houses, they are still a hard-working person. The Wang family disapproved of it, and soon posted their own Spring Festival couplets on the door of their house: A curved ruler can make a square or a circle; a few straight lines can create pillars. As soon as the Zhang and Wang families posted the couplets, the other families were not far behind. The Li family posted a Spring Festival couplet with a message: White snow and bright spring spread elegant music; high mountains and flowing water have close friends. Before the Li family's ones were glued together, the Zhao family's ones were hung up. Hey, Master Zhao's calligraphy is still good, with flying dragons and phoenixes, which shows his skill the most. What he wrote is: Six books spread all over the world; A moment is worth a thousand pieces of gold. There is a master named Liu in the courtyard who has lived in the courtyard for decades. The other families look down on his craftsmanship. Seeing that everyone had posted Spring Festival couplets, he quickly posted the Spring Festival couplets he had asked others to write. Everyone stepped forward to take a look and sighed with great enthusiasm. The couplet was: Do the world's best career; use the world's best skills. Smart readers, do you know what Zhang, Wang, Li, Zhao, and Liu do? (9) Ideal career A father wanted to know what career his son would choose in the future, so he asked his son: "I want to know what you like to do. Now is the time for you to choose." "What I like to do. "Dad, it's very simple," the young man said. "I want to ride in the car all day long and always have money in my pocket." "You have finally found your career," the father said happily. "You will be a..." Of course the father knew what his son was thinking, but instead of getting angry, he chose a career for his son in a smooth and humorous manner.

What was the son's occupation as mentioned by the father? Please complete the omitted part of the last sentence. On a flight from New York, a middle-aged white woman who looked wealthy was seated next to a black man. She glared at the black man next to her, who responded to her unkindness with a smile. Unexpectedly, the white woman said to the flight attendant angrily: "I can't stand sitting next to such an unfortunate person. Find me a seat again." A few minutes later, the flight attendant came back. She said: "Ma'am, I'm sorry, the economy class is full. But there is still an open seat in the first class." Before the white woman could speak, the flight attendant continued: "I have obtained special permission from the captain. The captain considered In this particular case, he thought it was unreasonable for a passenger to sit with such a disgusting person, so if you don't mind, we have a first class seat ready for you to move. Go over there." Who do you think the flight attendant said that last sentence? How do you know this? For the following questions, people who have done it all say that it is impossible to get such answers. You might as well give it a try: People who have done the following questions all say that it is impossible to get such answers. You might as well try it: 1+1=1, 2+1=1, 3+4=1, 4+9=1, 5+7=1, 6+18=1. How could this happen? In fact, as long as we add appropriate unit names to these numbers, the results can be established and are completely correct. 1( )+1( )=1( ), 2(month)+1(month)=1(quarter), 3(day)+4(day)=1(week), 4(point)+9(point) )=1 (point) (i.e. 13 points), 5( )+7( )=1( ), 6( )+18( )=1( ). The simple number game tells us that in the face of those seemingly incredible things in life, as long as we adjust our way of thinking, think from a different angle, and jump out of the habitual thinking circle, we will get unusual answers and make "impossible" become impossible. as "possible".