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Songzi International Hotel is located at No.66/KLOC-0, the most prosperous Zhu Min Road in the center of Songzi. It is the only high-grade intelligent business hotel in this city built according to the national four-star standard. * * * owns 100 sets of luxury single rooms, standard rooms, suites and beautifully decorated presidential suites. All rooms are equipped with high-speed broadband, VOD on demand, international and domestic long-distance telephone direct dialing and other service facilities. In particular, the ultra-luxury presidential suite full of rich cultural atmosphere is full of imperial style. The hotel has more than 400 restaurants, 15 luxury private rooms and a multifunctional banquet hall. There are four meeting rooms with different specifications, and the meeting functions are complete; The hotel also has many unique entertainment service facilities, such as coffee shop, recreation and fitness center, karaoke night club, sauna, pedicure, business center, boutique shopping mall and so on.