A humorous joke.

Buddhist scriptures have talked about the truth of being a man, including humorous jokes? Tell more jokes and handle things with humor, and life will be easier. I'll tell you a humorous joke to make you laugh.

(1) can't forget the high cold tease B.

1, going on a blind date, both sides feel good. But girls hate my unstable job. Lying in the trough, graduating for five years. Although I have changed several construction sites, I have been moving bricks. How can I be unstable? !

I can't stand my mother's nagging every day! I finally made up my mind to talk about a boyfriend, but why did I break up with those two?

I just met a man on the third floor and asked me how to get there. I told him: you stand still!

4, drink too much, everything is spinning. When I passed the zebra crossing, I thought it was a barber shop.

Today, I quarreled with my girlfriend. My girlfriend yelled at me with tears in her eyes: I'm really blind. How did a good flower get stuck in your cow dung? At that time, I felt that it would be embarrassing to take the disadvantage, so I replied categorically: Who will insert who!

6. My body fat comes from all over the world, such as Japanese food, German hamburger, Thai curry, American grilled steak, pasta and table sausage. It's not easy to get together, so I can't subtract them easily.

I made up with a friend today. I really can't stand such people. He used my charging treasure to charge his charging treasure! !

2. Laughing at men and women is the kind of bad smile.

1. Don't worry, girl. Sooner or later, someone will smile at you with a ring and say, someone proposed to me. What about you?

If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should listen to him and go shopping more.

3. Did the girl say to bring a scarf? Want to marry a good man? It is difficult to find a good man, but it will attract some boys with impure motives; The boy said with a collar? Want to marry a good woman? It is difficult to find a good woman, which will scare away some simple girls; But the boy said to wear a collar? Want to marry a good man? You can often find a good man and attract some girls with impure motives to watch.

If you can't find someone, don't always complain about others. Think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are so good that no one deserves you.

5. Before marriage:

Man: I just hug and do nothing.

Woman: No way.

After marriage:

Man: I just hug and do nothing.

Woman: No way.

6. A couple hurried to the cinema to see the Spring Festival. After watching it, the woman cried and said to the man, I feel uncomfortable watching this movie. I can't forget my ex-boyfriend Let's break up!

7, virgins have three good things: people are stupid, sensitive, and not small.

(3), funny idiot, caught laughing.

1, Lao Zhang, I know you sing well, but don't squat in the toilet and sing Deep Breath!

2. The most hurtful sentence in the world: When you are old, your selfie may be your family photo.

3. Classification of dating guns: those who like dating mature women are called Nianpao, those who like dating princess sick women are called royal salute, and those who like dating gay friends are called soap guns.

4. My girlfriend asked me: You're divorced, and you're still going to keep all this junk of your predecessor?

Me: Fuck, I can't throw the baby away, can I?

5. female:? I am a simple girl, and I don't have too high requirements for marriage. As long as I have a home and a shelter, I will be satisfied! ?

Man:? Sister, is that thing you said called a house?

6. W: What can you stick to when you are so big?

M: I charge my mobile phone every day.

7.interviewer:? Your resume says that you are quick in mental arithmetic, so let me ask you, what is 13 times 19?

I blurted out:? 45! ?

Interviewer:? This is a far cry from it. ?

Me:? But soon, right? ?

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