Short message joke

Lion shit tastes better than bear shit.

One day, a lion and a bear were defecating in the orchard.

A few days later, the tree near the lion excrement grows more luxuriantly than the tree near the bear excrement.

So the bear said a very philosophical sentence: "lion shit (fact) is better than bear shit (eloquence)!" " ! "

The teacher asked the students:

Li Bai's poem "There is such bright light at the foot of my bed, is there frost already?" Show?

The student replied: this is not simple, which shows that Li Bai is nearsighted.

Giraffe and monkey got married, and a year later giraffe filed for divorce: I don't want to jump up and down any more! Monkey is furious: leave! Who has seen kissing and climbing trees!

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you everywhere. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for sixty years!

Money can buy a house, but not a home; Marriage, but not love; Clocks, but you can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

I want sunshine to warm you, starlight to decorate you, wine to intoxicate you, food to satisfy you, fireworks to shine on you and happiness to drown you. But I haven't been a god for a long time, so I can only text you to wish you happiness!

Do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever? Do you want people all over the world to be crazy about you? -Stop dreaming, wash your feet and sleep!

Rainy, wet, wet ... every night, you just stare at the cold window and stare at it. I came over and said to you softly, "Wang Cai, go in. The person who sent the bone won't come today.

I saw on the Internet yesterday that the model of the mobile phone you used was extremely radioactive. I was shocked. I was just about to inform you that it's useless for people with IQ below 50. I felt a sort of surge of relief. Don't worry, keep using it.

Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking, second, stop eating fruit immediately, third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation, fifth, take a hundred steps, sixth, take a bath immediately, and seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie, do you remember?

1 unit, a leader said "I wish you good health ..." Hold your breath, there is no more words.

I once booked a hotel for my boss and wanted to ask if there was any free internet service. I couldn't figure it out.

How to put it, so I asked the other party, "Excuse me, do you have any special services here?"

The other party: "What? Special service We are a regular hotel! "

-__-! ! ! !

Third, the old four in the dormitory got out of bed and looked for slippers for a long time. No, I asked everyone: Where are my slippers?

When shopping, my friend suddenly exclaimed, "Wow! Virgin bookstore! " I was startled and looked up and saw a plaque that read

Four big characters

-Foreign language bookstore-_ _!

I once went to buy mutton kebabs.

Hold out four fingers and say "three kebabs" to the boss.

The boss received "How much?"

I held out three more fingers and said "four" ...

Our general manager is surnamed Zhou. I was driving as soon as he called. When I get nervous, I say, "Premier Zhou ..."

My surname is Zhu, the computer room of the management unit. Someone once called my mobile phone: "Sir Chicken, are you in the pigsty?" Scold that at that time.

The guy gave a meal.

8. Waiting in line in the canteen, I heard a boy next to me say, "Master, a bowl of bullet cauliflower soup!" (Porphyra and egg soup) Ha

Ha, laughing makes me spray soup.

One day, I ate slowly in the rice noodle shop and was hungry.

Finally, I couldn't bear to strike the table and roar. I wanted to say no to rice noodles, so I lifted the table!

The result said, "Boss! ! ! ! I'll eat the table without rice noodles! ! ! ! "

The whole store was silent for 3 seconds, and then burst into laughter under the table ... shame. ...

My parents were quarreling at 10, and my father said angrily, "I'll go out!" "

1 1 High school plays basketball. After getting the ball, A selflessly passed it to B, and B scored easily. After a while, B got the ball and A got the ball.

Shouted loudly to pass the ball to him. B throw the ball yourself. As a result, A shouted angrily: I was really blind just now. ...

Full laughter

In the impression of 12, the monitor of the primary school is extremely serious. In a self-study class, the classroom was full of people, and the monitor kept order several times.

Finally, I couldn't bear it. As soon as I stood up on striking table, I shouted, whoever makes any noise again will break his mouth! ! ! ..... class be quiet.

When we were in 13 university, we asked a buddy how Manchester United was. He said excitedly, "Manchester United lost, but Beckham won."

It's time for two yellow plates! "

14 Don't work in porcelain without a golden hoop.

15 When I was in college, a teacher gave a lecture and talked about a new material, saying, "The sexual function of this material is indispensable to the old material.

Comparable ... Oh no, performance and function ... "

16 just went to college for military training. The company commander didn't know where the accent came from and shouted the password-"Drill to the left!" "Drill to the right!"

17 when I was in college, I heard a girl order: master, stir-fry a plate of hot and sour potato shreds, not potatoes!

18 When I was a sophomore, our Chinese teacher was an old teacher who had just transferred from Nanchang to Beijing. He has a strong accent. His son

Relying on the architecture department of Tsinghua, this is also the purpose of his coming to Beijing. He is very proud of his son and always tells us about his son.

I always say, "My moth (son) is from the Department of Frog (Tsinghua) and Toad (Architecture)." ...

If moths jump on frogs and toads, won't they become snacks? ...

19 cooking at noon, my mother made me a pot of carrots: "Go, cut the carrots into diced meat!" "

A colleague asked me yesterday. How to write festivals? I replied: add a festival section under the grass prefix and remove the grass prefix! accomplish

The corpse staff laughed! I haven't reacted yet ~ ~ ~ ~!

When I was looking for a job, the examiner asked me when I would graduate.

I wanted to say 2000, but when I got excited, I said, "Two thousand years ago. . . "

What's more, the examiner sighed and said, "Confucius' student. "

Just after school started 10 minutes, my deskmate raised her hand and said, teacher, I want to go to the toilet.

The English teacher said unhappily: How old are you to go to the toilet?

I have a classmate who has been reviewing computer level 3. One day playing football, another classmate took the ball to the bottom line and only listened to him.

Shout: get in the car! Get back in the car! (in the middle)

I remember once buying a fruit called Elizabeth. I opened my mouth and said, boss, how much is Shakespeare? Laobandang

Stay in the field.

The physics teacher said, "It's a thick spring. I pushed from both ends to see if there was any densification (constipation). "

Listen to your classmates,

Once a girl in her dormitory went to buy sanitary napkins.

Say to the boss: a pack of sanitary napkins.

The boss actually asked: Do you want three delicacies or spicy food?

Then the classmate paused and said, Sam Hsien, I'm afraid I can't stand spicy food. . .

Senior sister of 26 university, studying educational psychology. Late ... walked into the classroom and glanced at the blackboard. The old professor called her senior when she was angry.

Answer the questions on the blackboard. The elder sister faltered for a long time and said, "This is too difficult to talk about." The whole class is nervous.

(note. Professor's original title:)

A very good male classmate of mine fell to the ground, and I asked a question to show my concern: "Does your ass hurt?" result

I accidentally said, "Your ass fell to death." Khan ~ ~ ~ Brother stood up and patted his ass, farted and said, "Not dead, still breathing."

Anger! "I'm dizzy directly

Drinking with leaders and others, he raised his glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!" " My brain was too hot. ......

On one occasion, the photographer of our newspaper interviewed the star of Anonymous and told him how he met the star at the meeting. Boss, look

I made a joke on a pile of photos on the desk: I see you have become his royal photographer. But the boss's southern Mandarin is not known.

No, its pronunciation is "Yu" or "Sun". From then on, the poor photographer was called "everyday photography"

Teacher ",when he works overtime, of course it becomes" night use ".

Boss, do you have a toilet paper hunger card?

3 1 Our colleague went on a business trip, so the dealer invited us to dinner. If you want to pee while eating, the dealer said there is a bathroom opposite. Let's go

You tell the door that we will eat across the street, and it will be free. In order to save 20 cents, our colleague went straight ahead.

, rightfully said to the toilet manager: "I'm here for dinner!"

I'm from the logistics department. After the new year, customers call to ask when the goods will arrive before the holiday, because these days are a holiday.

Confused, I didn't know the content of the order, so I asked: What are you?

A friend of mine has just watched The Legend of the Condor Heroes, and he is very interested in "fighting the dog to win the battle" and often plays jokes on others.

One day, as usual, he. Kicked a man and shouted "kick the dog's leg!" " Everyone laughed wildly, and he felt embarrassed.

He kicked again and shouted, "Dog kicks!"

When I was in high school, I went out to work during the holidays.

I want to find a job as a waiter in a restaurant.

I'm nervous because I'm a child, and this is my first job.

Originally I wanted to ask the manager if he needed a job, but I also wanted to say that it would be more subtle to ask him if he needed manpower.

The result said, "Manager, do you need a beater here?"

I almost found a hole to get into.

Once I went to the market to buy food and prepare for dinner. A Korean friend bought lettuce 2.4 yuan, and he gave all the change.

I gave it to the vendor, but there was still a dime missing, so he said to the vendor-

"I gave you all my hair, so I have no hair."

The peddler was speechless, and it took him a long time to answer-

I don't want your hair.

The manager usually says to smokers at meetings: smokers are strangled! !

I remember when KFC went out to spread its wings, because I didn't see the advertisement, I always thought it was given by Liu Xiang.

KFC endorsed it. When I get to Ken, tell the waiter directly that I want Liu Xiang to spread her wings. . .

After the 38 KFC Sudan Red Incident, I went to KFC.

The waiter asked, what do you want to eat?

I didn't even think about it: a pair of Sudan red.

The waiter immediately looked as if he was choking.

I went to a small shop for dinner with some colleagues after work the other day. There were quite a lot of people in the shop at that time, and a fat waiter was busy.

Like a bee, a colleague shouted "waiter ~ ~" and the girl ran over. "What are the bills of several nodes?"

We all fell down at that time, and then we went to this restaurant for dinner. When ordering, we shouted "waiter pays the bill" and then left after eating.

Shout "order! ! "

I met my colleague in the bathroom at noon, and suddenly I didn't know what word to say hello to. The tie asked, "Have you eaten?"

? "After asking, I was annoyed and embarrassed. My colleague replied, "Yes, and you? "I'm dizzy ~ ~ ~ ~

4 1 my colleague asked about the exchange rate between RMB and Japanese yen, and he said, how can apes exchange it with Japanese yen?

42. The brothers in the dormitory watched Prison Break. When a man took out a blade from his mouth to kill someone, the boss suddenly jumped out: "

My mouth is hidden in the blade and I can still talk. I'm impressed. . . "

One day at noon, my mother asked my brother to move the dining table to the side. Brother hasn't moved for a long time, and mother is worried? I found this.

Appearance:

"Did you hear that? ! I told you to move the table two kilometers to the side. "

=_=! ! !

After the impassioned speech by the chairman of the trade union, the last sentence reached a climax: comrades, let's work this year.

Do better than next year! The whole audience fell.

Our teacher is very good. One day, he said, "Take out your homework, let's check the answers and cross out the right ones.

After writing the correct answer on it, ............................................. "

I called my long-lost friend and learned that he was "suspended with pay"

There are so many beauties in Jiangshan, and countless heroes shoot eagles. . . . . .

Go to the cinema to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3. There is a trailer for Transformers before the movie starts. When you see the leader of a fanatic,

Hou couldn't remember that Megatron and his team were called Decepticons because he was so excited.

The fruit is a little exclaimed, "How handsome! It's eight days in the south! "

What's terrible is that it was suddenly very quiet at that time without any movie sound effects, and many people stared at me and laughed ... what a pity!

Have dinner with a group of friends

One of them was probably betrayed by his brother. He was very depressed, drank a lot of beer and then stood up with a red face.

Give a shout

Brother! Not for sale! ! !

I think what I'm trying to say is that brothers are not for sale

At that time, more than a dozen people at our table were lying down.

1, you are awesome, you are awesome, and you are worried about the god of wealth. You are great, you are great, and the Year of the Ox is the best. Blessings poured in from all directions. I wish you all the best in the Year of the Ox! Happy new year!

2. Niu Fu is lively and celebrates the Year of the Ox; Raise the cow cup and make a wish for the cow; Make money from cows, make money from cows; Make friends with cows and marry them; Race cattle is better than cattle health; Obey the wishes of cattle and change the face of cattle. Happy Year of the Ox!

3. When the Year of the Ox arrives, I'll give you four sets of the Year of the Ox: cowhide hat, and I wish you great luck; A cowhide coat, wishing you a happy event in the Year of the Ox; A pair of jeans, good luck; A pair of oxhide shoes, I wish you a happy year of the ox.

4. When the Year of the Ox arrives, I see you holding you, holding your good luck and holding your happiness. I also saw you being blocked by the front and chasing after you. What blocks you is your dream, and what pursues you is beauty. Seeing you jumping up and down, you are so happy that you can't get away.

5. Happy Year of the Ox Guide: Be a good person, do two good things, eat three meals well and cherish the four seasons; Show the grand plan of the five rings and build the spirit of the six gods; Seven years of marriage is not itchy, and the career is eight winds.

6, the Year of the Ox wishes not to brag, I hope you are more like a cow: hardworking like a buffalo, unknown like a scalper. Selfless dedication is like an ox, and never giving up is like a bullfight. Hard work is like an iron ox, and ambition is like a longicorn.

I dreamed of you on New Year's Eve. Happy New Year to you: Happy New Year! A sneeze woke me up from my dream. I know you miss me, so I immediately called you and said, bring me the red envelope!

The new year is coming. Think you have nothing and don't intend to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Never forget me.

I wish you a new year. When you are busy at work, you will win money at cards, your passbook will increase infinitely, your pocket will be full of dollars, beautiful women will be crowded in front of your bed, and your lover will be fierce and sweet.

Pig, you are safe, pig, you are happy, pig, you are desperate, pig, you are safe.

Heroes cross the horse, beautiful women bring happiness, wine does not make people drunk, color does not make people fascinated, I wish you a new year: go out to make money, fish online, catch fish, eat abalone wings, and soak up beautiful girls every day!

Happy new year, I wish you: good health, all the best, happy family, happy life, successful career, bling, long life, rich and invincible!

As the saying goes, a year's plan lies in spring. Tell you a secret of getting rich in the new year: regardless of the old chicken, seize the opportunity; Both sheep and goats should be stolen.

Click on your face all winter; Copy your enthusiasm and stick it in my heart; Download your breath and keep it forever; Delete all gray viruses, welcome the brilliant new year, bid farewell to the old and welcome the new!

The new year is coming. May you receive gifts and red envelopes every day and win mountains of money at cards. Newcomers love you like tofu, setting off firecrackers all over the street, and greeting whoever catches you. You're not afraid of the police knowing! Good luck!

With the coming of the new year, I hope you are a leisurely mouse, a strong cow, a tiger, a good rabbit, a noble dragon, an auspicious snake, a swift horse, a gentle sheep, a clever monkey, a diligent chicken, a loyal dog and a happy pig!

A catty of melon seeds and a catty of dates, good luck and come early; One catty of sugar, two jins of bananas, good luck, you won't run; A catty of peanuts and a catty of peaches, I wish you money rolling into your pocket!

Send four dishes and one soup on New Year's Eve: happy braising, steaming friendship, speculating wealth, cooking health, happy soup every day, a bottle of Lanling old good luck wine and a bowl of worry-free rice forever. Happy new year.

It's New Year, and I made you a couplet! The first part: I am bitter for you, tired for you and shed tears for you. Bottom line: crazy for you, crazy for you, hitting the wall for you. Horizontal batch: related to the position. I wish you a happy New Year!

The new year is coming. For the sake of the earth's environment and resources, please reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can use a pencil to fill in the congratulatory message on large face value RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness!

Good luck in the new year! May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!

When I am rich, I will use remy martin to flush your toilet, light your cigarette with US dollar bills, take a bubble bath with 999 roses, take you to work with Boeing, and use Princess Zhu Huan as your maid! Happy new year!

No matter how much water there is in the sea, how great the mountains are, how many legs spiders have, how spicy the peppers are, no matter how amazing the ghost D is and how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful in the Spring Festival! Happy new year!

There are two main purposes of texting this time: one is to exercise fingering, and the other is to contact feelings. I am very responsible to tell you that today is New Year's Eve, and the Chinese New Year is coming soon. Send a technical sentence: Happy Spring Festival!

Four blessings: book a New Year's Eve dinner, go out to stop a taxi, visit and get lucky money, and have a holiday until the fifteenth day of the first lunar month; I wish you positive wealth, partial wealth, windfall and rolling financial resources; Family, friendship, affair, good luck!

Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, an unparalleled universe super invincible genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom wishes in advance: ancient times are as big as death, Apu team, well, hey!

The new year is coming. Do you miss me? If you miss me, press it again. Do you miss me very much? I didn't press it until I said I wanted to. Press it again! I didn't expect you to think of me like this. I'm so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.

I asked trouble, it didn't love you at all, and it said it would never talk to you. Let me tell you not to flatter yourself! Also, health let me bring you a love letter: I have a crush on you for a long time, and I will never change it! Happy new year! I bought two pounds of fashion in the specialty store and three pounds of romance and eight pounds of happiness from the supermarket. I cut a ton of care from my heart as a gift for the Year of the Ox!

1. Tomorrow, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you, which reads: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. You are so cheeky that I have no face to live in this world! Lord ~ forgive him! I killed myself.

2. One day, a fly mother and son had lunch together.

The son asked the mother fly, why do we eat shit every day?

Mother fly said angrily, don't say such disgusting things when eating, eat while it's hot! !

3. Four mice brag: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: it itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day; C: Don't go to the streets several times a day. D: it's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat.

One night, a naked man called a taxi, and the female driver stared at him. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I don't think you can fucking pay for it!

A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

6. Wolf cubs are born vegetarian. Mother wolf and father wolf racked their brains to train wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, Sirius's parents were happy to see their son chasing rabbits. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit's fierce face and said, boy! Hand over the carrots!

7. A man and a woman had an affair, and her husband suddenly went home. The man jumped out of the window and walked in the street without clothes on. The man pretended to look at the sky as if nothing had happened: Ah, this is the earth. Passers-by said: Cao, an alien with chicken feathers.

8. The white rabbit Q B ran after Big Big Wolf, and Big Big Wolf was filled with indignation and chased after him. The rabbit dressed up as a gray rabbit and read the newspaper with glasses. The wolf asked, can you see a white rabbit? Rabbit: Is it the wolf's little white rabbit? Wolf shame: I'm KAO, so soon?

9. Someone rode into the street, crossed an intersection and spread his arms. The traffic police exclaimed after seeing it: "Good palm!" Someone waved happily and replied, "Comrades have worked hard!" "

10. The teacher asked the physical education committee to make sure that all the girls in the class were here, so he said to him, "Go and clean up all the girls in the class." The Sports Commission was a little goat and asked, "Which one?" The teacher said, "I know I want you to go!" " "

1 funny? It's weird not having you around. Will you spend the rest of your life with me?

I don't want a brief tenderness, just your lifelong companionship.

Just because you are so beautiful, I dare not declare that I love you.

My cat is very hairy. Can you take care of it for me? ...

I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you. ...

Please be my baby.

I wonder if loving you is a considerate reason?

I want to grow old with you.

I think I will still love you as much as I do now in a hundred years.

10 is with you, but I don't want to give anyone a chance! !

1 1 I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future. ..

12 since you appeared, I just know that being loved is so beautiful. ..

13 was lost in my heart, and you pulled me out of loneliness.

14 I love you until the end of the world.

15 is all the same to you, rain or shine.

16 think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

17 I'm willing to spend thousands of years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring.

18 My world is only known to you.

19 keeps you in my heart.

I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.

2 1 I don't know when I started, but I have learned to rely on it.

Only you know my mood and only you can bring it to me.

If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever. ....

I will cherish you more because I know I can't live without you. ....

The earth is still turning and the world is changing. I love you forever.

In every night with you, it is no longer lonely.

I just need a harbor where I can rest. ..

I miss you every day. ...

29 people will grow old. I hope you will still be by my side then.

No matter where you are, whenever you need me, I will fly back to you.

3 1 You filled my life with love and tears. .....

I can't write love letters, I can only write "heart" .....

If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you hate it, I will wipe away your tears ... if you love me, I will broadcast it to the world; If you leave me, I will bear it silently. ....

34. My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body. ....

No matter in this life or in the afterlife ... I just want you. .....

Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life ... I can satisfy you with my heart. ..

I love you with my old sadness and my childhood loyalty. ...

Your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life.

Nothing suits you better than your love; No decoration is more charming than your love;

I want to sublimate a short poem about my love for you into a long life essay.

4 1 I have surrendered unconditionally for you, and you can sign a love contract.

In this life ... if I can't have you, I will hate myself. .............

Drink the wine of love you brewed, and you will be thirsty for a lifetime without refilling it.

I swear ... fifty years later ... I still love you as much as I do now. ...

Your name is written all over my heart ... Let me love you forever! ! ! ! !

Without your love ... living goals will be difficult to recover!

You would rather not be free for you.

Love you forever in this life.

I'm going to halve my rights and double my obligations. ....

I only hold your hand in this life ... because you are enough in this life. .....

5 1 I didn't know there was an emotion called attachment until I met you, and there was an emotion called * * *.

It turns out that waiting can be so beautiful because I love you.

I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.

I didn't know the sweetness of love until I fell in love with you. .......

Besides loving you ... I can't think of any reason to keep me alive. .....

I love you .. I love you .. I love you forever. ....

I will become the wind and gently surround you. ..............

You are my ... this life bride. ...

59 happiness! Only when you are with me. ...

I only miss you at any moment in my heart! Love You!

6 1 The great ship of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever. ..

Needless to say, let me tell you what love is with my actions. ......

Looking into your eyes, I see the sea and the blue sky; I see a bright future! !

You are the deepest feeling I can feel in my life! !

I just want to hold your hand ... look into your eyes ... walk barefoot by the sea ... only you ... because of you. ..

My whole life is to kiss you. ........

Now, I wake up every day and see your smile shining on the wall like sunshine. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your really sweet sleep like a flower. ......

If life is the greatest gift from God, then life without you is the greatest gift from God. ....

Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you. ......

When I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and I am the only lonely figure.

7 1 I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God. ...

The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life. .....

Really, what if I lose you and win the whole world?

If falling in love with you is also a mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life. ......

Maybe I don't have the warm love like sunshine, and I don't have the long-lasting love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and can do anything for you. .....

Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world. .....

If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you ~ ~

What you see is the real me! ! Never-ending touching! ! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings! !

Take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you.

Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement and let me face it firmly. Thank you! !

8 1 May every meteor in the sky shine for you. ...

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. Don't do what you want to do, hope to have an afterlife.

After knowing you ... I found that I can give so willingly. ........

I thought I could be strong without you ... and finally I knew I couldn't. ....

There is really no way to replace your feelings with one sentence. ....

I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

You are the one who always supports me when I am in the most difficult time!

Do you know that my loneliness for a hundred years is only for you, and my love songs for one thousand and one nights are only for you?

Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts!

I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, illuminating my life forever. .....

9 1 Add your heart to mine, and I will taste it even if it is painful. ..

I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly. ............

My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you. ....

Missing is like a river, flowing to the sea and my heart. ..

I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flies away like a cloud.

If I can change you and keep you in my sight all my life, I won't keep you.

Who says your cooking is difficult? I will go home for dinner every day! ! !

There are many stars in the sky and many girls in the world, .............., but there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world.