Funny three and a half sentences in Chinese New Year.

Today, I came to XX village. Thank you for praising the living God. This program is not very familiar. Please forgive me.

I am so happy to stand on the stage, but I am too excited to speak. I want to ask what we said.

Listen carefully, folks, and keep it in mind when you listen. If you are distracted, you can't hear clearly.

Jesus came into the world to preach the gospel. In order to save sinners from sinking, I advise you to repent quickly and quickly.

Jesus' power is really amazing. He cures diseases, exorcises ghosts and performs miracles. He is a man and a god. Believe it.

At the age of 33, it is obvious to be crucified. Precious blood can wash away all sins, which is really unworthy.

After being resurrected three days after being crucified, the prophets' predictions were all good. To tell the truth, he came back to life and ascended the throne.

Speaking of heaven, heaven is better than our home. The Bible records heaven. Don't lie.

To ask how good heaven is, the jewel wall of Pearl Beauty Gate is a cube with a length of thousands of miles and a width of Wan Li.

It's not difficult in heaven. It's too slow to take a spaceship. As long as Jesus said a word, in the blink of an eye.

Heaven is unusual. Angels joined in the fun of singing and staged a sumptuous feast. I'll try it first.

Living water often flows, and fruit trees are planted on both sides, which bear fruit in twelve months and are full of fragrance.

There is glory in heaven, no sun and moon, no disease and death, and always healthy.

Heaven is a good place and our hometown. As long as we repent and believe in Jesus, we can go there.

The wise virgin greeted the groom, full of oil and bright lights, ready to meet the Lord. Amen.

I've finished three and a half sentences, so I can't comment. Okay, don't praise it. Keep reading.

Pup (4): the classic three sentences and a half

1, the four of us will perform. Clap your hands if it's funny. If it's sarcasm, don't cry.

2, Lanzhou University is the best, in the five northwestern provinces, Tsinghua, foreigners evaluate me very well.

Yuzhong campus is really spacious, with rows of trees and bright teaching buildings.

The accommodation on campus is really good, comparable to a star hotel. There are toilets, telephones, televisions and the Internet.

The apples in the supermarket are sweet and crisp, but the price is a little expensive. Waiting in line to pay the bill is really tiring.

6. The hospital on campus is a little small, and the service attitude is not very good. It is best not to have too many kinds of drugs.

7. Turn around the headquarters of Lanzhou University. Pairing is really common. Slip in the shade! Don't look.

8. The girls on campus are so beautiful that it is hard to find them, not to mention that they are not tall and she is nice!

9. Girls are really tired when they go to the canteen, and their shoes are wasted. Lose weight by breaking your leg every time you eat.

10. Snacks in this department can be found everywhere with different flavors. Why are beef noodles not greasy?

1 1, it's really safe to guard your dormitory with anti-theft iron gates, and it's hard for you to get in yourself.

12, Li Yang came to our school. Crazy English is really popular, and talented people who are not afraid of shyness are screaming.

13, get up early every day, you have to run in the dark, and when you see no one around, you fall down.

14, some students are really good. They went to class before dawn, and the papers were scattered over several tables.

15. Everyone says that we don't agree with crowded universities. The campus is too wide, not to mention 3000 acres of mountains.

16, military training in the rain is really cold and sweaty, if you can't keep up with bed.

17. One-on-one pairing of men and women in the dormitory is not tiring, and boys always feel that spending too much money is a bit inappropriate.

18, what we said was not quite right, which offended people. Now we must prepare for the retreat.

Cat (5): Three and a Half Sentences of China Football Classic

1 (Football Association)

I'm in charge of football in China.

Club: Then ask me if I'm afraid.

Player: Who cares if there is no fine?

Fans: Keep cursing.

2 (Super League)

Football Association: The new league is called Super League.

Club: It hasn't started yet.

Player: It doesn't matter if you have milk.

Fans: Black and white cats?

Article 3 (A)

Football Association: The second division is the first division.

Club: Can I have a black holiday if I change my name?

Player: I can't earn less.

Fan: Still a black box?

4 (match-fixing)

Football Association: Proof is needed for match-fixing.

Club: The Football Association is smarter than anyone.

Player: Who doesn't want glistening money?

Fans: All together.

5 (black whistle)

Football Association: I will catch any black whistle.

Club: It's all just a melon?

Player: What the fuck are you bragging about?

Fans: Poppy.

6 (Alliance)

Football Association: League A is the foundation.

Club: Unfortunately, the Football Association loves gambling.

Player: How to kick intermittently?

Fans: I don't know!

7 (club)

Football Association: You are all my subordinates.

Club: I am a legal person and I am independent.

Player: I still have to play football.

Fans: National Hamster

8 (Olympic Games)

Football Association: Bring Olympic tears.

Club: It's all because players have too much money.

Player: We also played very hard.

Fans: Cheating.

9 (Ali Han)

Football Association: Please hire a foreigner Ali Han.

Club: Whether it can be done depends.

Player: Why do you have to go to Spain?

Fans: I can't bear to watch it.

10 (China team)

Football Association: Win the Asian Cup

Club: the level is local logo or gold.

Player: The prize money must be Xian Yi, young and old, right?

Fan: How much is it?

1 1 (salary limit)

Football Association: I can issue documents.

Club: This muddy water can't be stirred.

Player: Who limits wages? Who am I playing with?

Fans: opportunistic

12 (Chairman Yan)

Football Association: He is my boss.

Club: Big talk and empty talk can be said very well.

Player: I was moved to tears.

Fan: How stupid.

13 (World Cup)

Football Association: At least I have been to the World Cup.

Club: A few duck eggs come back.

Player: There are clothes that Ronaldinho needs to change.

Fans: Pathetic.

14 (milu)

Football Association: This old man is capable.

Club: urge him to leave after use.

Player: Can you enter the World Cup without him?

Fans: Very funny.

15 (Changchun Yatai)

Football Association: If you can't do it, you can't do it.

Club: Black rules are ruthless.

Player: Dare you tell me?

Fan: How can it be fair?

16 (reflection)

Football Association: Reflection after Failure

Club: Who will eat this bitter fruit?

Player: Just having fun is not enough.

Fans: Go to hell.

17 (women's football)

Football Association: Fortunately, we have women's football.

Club: Otherwise you can cry.

Player: Where are you usually?

Fans: Alas! ...

18 (fear of Korea)

Football Association: Who said we would be afraid of Korea?

Club: Show your achievements. Don't just shout.

Player: Try increasing the bonus.

Fans: chilling

19 (training for teenagers)

Football Association: This matter is very important.

Club: all talk and no practice.

Player: The money is still for me.

Fans: Don't sing high-key.

20 (China Football)

Football Association: This task is glorious.

Club: How to go out like a worm?

Player: How much is the glory worth?

Fan: It's ruined.

Jump (6):

There will be a get-together in the university.

B: You should also take a walk on the stage.

C: gongs and drums

D: don't bother.

I have to get up early on weekends.

B: Go to school with the stars.

C: What do you do during recess?

Get some sleep.

A: Overtime is increased to 90 points.

I have homework to catch up on.

C: You can't finish reading a pile of paper.

D: don't be lazy!

A: All day.

B: No laundry, no cooking.

Thanks to my other half

D: Love you forever!

The course is over.

B:03 I'm working on it.

C:04 Looking forward to your grades every day.

D: bless me to cross the line

A: The lectures are awesome.

B: It's not stingy to pass on classics and teachings.

C: study more, ask more questions, ask more questions.

don't be shy

The students are all white.

B: white-collar backbone and elite

C: multi-point communication and interaction

D: it's fun!

A: The college has been developing.

B: for the students.

C: I'd like to ask what new measures the college has taken.

Go to that website

University teachers are really good.

B: responsible for the top work.

C: I want to say it from my heart.

Thank you, teacher!

A: I studied for more than a year in a flash.

B: How much bitterness, how much persistence?

C: I'll show my skills when I graduate.

Dana, it's me!

"Some achievements" (three and a half sentences)

The achievement lies in the hotel,

Eat all the delicious food,

Dizziness, ear fever and drunkenness,

-It's simple!

The achievement lies in the mahjong table.

The more you lose, the better.

Forget to touch the cards when they are ready.

-The others.

Political achievements are written,

Splash ink like water, soft-hearted,

If the number circle is too small,

-Add it up.

Political achievements are made in the conference room.

Formulate measures one by one,

Layer by layer on the paper,

-Who did this?

Political achievements are in the red envelope.

Leading family affairs should be clear,

When it is time to get married,

-Send more.

Political achievements are popular and exaggerated.

Get a good reputation for a while,

If you examine it carefully,

-It's empty!

Good prenatal and postnatal care (three sentences and a half)

The four of us came forward,

The drummer knocked at the door,

I don't know if I should say it.

Just try it.

Cultivated land is decreasing instead of increasing,

Grain production has reached its peak,

Population growth is endless,

Be poor.

The only child is good,

National policy related photos,

Endowment insurance is very popular,

Not bad.

If you have more children, you should eat and drink.

It costs a lot of money to get married and repair a house.

Blind childbearing is harmful,

Sin.

Dementia can't get married,

There are many consequences of consanguineous marriage.

Illegal marriage should be strictly prohibited,

Check the gate.

The party's policy is very good,

People's lives have improved,

Every family has changed,

comfortable

A couple and a child,

Have fewer children, save more,

Build the motherland, make contributions,

Do it.

Family planning is a national policy,

Have fewer children, be rich and happy,

The old idea of son preference,

Get rid of it

A child has a good life,

Rich in nutrition and high in intelligence,

Beautiful environment to cultivate new seedlings,

Approximate height.

The old idea that many children are blessed,

Worry about eating and wearing poverty,

If we hadn't learned this lesson,

Danger.

New society, new fashion,

Boys and girls are the same,

Men go to women's homes to settle down,

That's great.

The family planning policy is very good,

The quality of the population should be improved,

Less but better, more useless,

How nice.

The family planning party called for,

Have fewer healthy children and good children,

Love between husband and wife is as sweet as honey,

Please guide.

There is a large audience today.

Men, women and children all have leaders,

If it's not thoughtful,

More guidance.

Three and a half sentences-people who are soldiers in our country

Good evening, Mr. Director. There are so many stars tonight. Let's go running and have a good look.

The performance of the previous program is very good, and you can't miss three and a half sentences. No matter how good it is, don't run.

College life is very good, and you can get surprises in the exam. If the test data is incorrect, redo it.

In fact, we are not lazy, we go to class at dawn, and there are several tables of textbooks, occupying seats;

I opened the book and recited English, but I felt all wrong. I went back to the dormitory, uncovered the quilt and went to sleep.

Sleep until it's just dark, queue up at the Millennium Gate, eat three meals a day, and lose weight.

The semester ended in a blink of an eye, I didn't learn how to live anything, and my hair was temporarily hot and dizzy.

Why are you busy after grade four? Let's pack together, take off our casual clothes and put on our uniforms.

He went to Badaling and was led into the barracks by the instructor. From then on, he was neither a civilian nor a soldier.

Get up early in the morning, rush to line up, always unconsciously bubble to report;

Sweating in the hot sun, training hard, kicking and cramping hard;

Military training is very active. After supper, I was busy washing pots and bowls. Too many people and too little water to get in, and dry cleaning.

It's really tiring to fold the quilt, so don't spend less time on it. In order not to fold the quilt tomorrow, I will sleep on my side.

It's only been three days since I took a bath. I didn't know there were very few nozzles until I rushed in. I couldn't find them after washing clothes. Funny;

There are many songs in the barracks. Warrior company two went to sing songs, 999919 company;

Bleeding and sweating without leaving tears, shedding skin and flesh without falling behind, fearing the people's army;

There are still programs waiting in line, so we have to give them some opportunities. Don't waste time, retreat strategically.

The program is just a paragraph here.

The four of us stood on the stage,

With gongs and drums, three sentences and a half,

(bang! ) add chaos!

In the morning, chickens crow and horns crow,

Instead of running and sleeping,

Finally, I had to get up,

(bang! ) first!

Ten thousand yuan subsidy at the end of the year,

Three and a half cases of maotai per person,

Help yourself to chicken, duck and fish,

(bang! ) nonsense!

It's really tiring to squeeze rice in the canteen.

Keywords service attitude, underworld,

A steamed bread was pulled in half,

(bang! ) It's really dark!

Six liang of rice, three liang of sand,

Bite the steamed bread and lose your teeth,

If the food tastes bad, you can return it.

(bang! ) Eight horns!

The wonderful time of four years in college,

Drink, pick up girls, play mahjong,

Still no place to go on Saturday,

(hey! ) video!

Book prices soar and materials are expensive.

Heavy homework and tired study,

Burn wax and stay up late to make up the exam,

(bang! ) point (sub) back!

The classroom is cloudy and humid.

If you don't sit down, there's no place,

We can use the East Annex Building next year,

(bang! ) that's enough!

College courses are boring,

Music chatting, dozing off,

What should I do if my homework is not good?

(bang! ) copy!

Graduation distribution is really difficult,

Inter-provincial departments have to pay money,

There is another good way,

(bang! ) Postgraduate entrance examination!

Teachers are exhausted from hard work,

Teaching and educating people is beautiful,

I didn't do well in any exam,

(hey! ) hey!

Eating, drinking and having fun are expensive,

Wine and vegetables are delicious.

More than a dozen campus hotels,

(bang! ) It's too dark!

This shows a lot,

Discuss right and wrong on campus,

What else do you say after campus?

(bang! ) society!

Killing in a hospital is not illegal,

There is something wrong with the liver. Cut open your stomach,

Don't follow the body,

(Hum! ) pay!

Many department heads and directors,

Who do the masses listen to?

In the end, there was no unification.

(bang! ) meeting!

Walking in pairs along the river bank,

Both of them have a taste for food,

Where there is no light in the dark,

(bang! ) The whole thing!

Station hygiene is strictly controlled,

Littering peels will be fined,

Why pay ten dollars?

(bang! ) spit!

The iron rice bowl of state-owned units,

It's really hard to go bankrupt.

Let's eat together.

(bang! ) boss!

Luxury cities are really busy,

I can't find the public toilet.

No matter how anxious you are,

(hi! ) twenty cents!

For that party tonight,

Everyone worked hard to prepare,

There will be a good show later,

(bang! ) retreat!

Hello, friends, it's the New Year. Let's join in the fun and shout together!

Usually too tired and stressed, too little bonus. The competition is getting bigger and bigger, and the chances are getting smaller and smaller, so I feel dizzy!

It's really annoying that the work doesn't go well. When the boss is angry, he will deduct the bonus. If he wants to live, fight!

You see how haggard everyone is, with black faces and black eyes. Everybody, who's Saburo?

Sign in every day when you are sleepy. If you can't stop working, run and sleep after working overtime!

Looking forward to giving subsidies every month, the money is only enough to fill the stomach, and you have to send nature in your dreams and make a fortune!

Families don't quarrel with couples. In fact, it is only because there are fewer articles that more articles bring more money. What good money!

Being a stranger in a foreign land, I feel more lonely every holiday, and I have to do my own work and torture myself!

At noon on weekdays, I cook instant noodles. I really want to work hard, dirt!

There are too many people cooking at noon, but there are fewer pots in their heads. When is my turn? Leave!

There were many dishes, and everyone was in a good mood. Suddenly, the comrades want to halve, dizzy!

Fever at both ends for three days, dizziness and hunchback. You don't need a physical examination to know that it is three highs!

More fat, smaller belt, less exercise, more participation in cultural and sports activities, ok!

I'm in a bad mood, frowning, with more wrinkles and less hair. The introducer runs as soon as he sees it. Help!

In addition to work is sleeping, in addition to eating is peeing, monotonous rhythm, don't laugh!

I'm glad to see everyone smiling. I'll come again next time. I wish you a happy new year. Goodbye!

Knock, knock, knock, knock.

The free zone is my home and your home. Ode to joy to brothers and sisters, haha. :)

Since I set up the free version, I have to get up early every day to browse and turn on the computer before I can lift my shoes and put them on backwards. :(

If you want to ask for freedom, there are always good people and good deeds, and occasionally someone comes to make trouble and knocks it over! & gt：

The free environment is very beautiful, talented people and beautiful women have appointments, and they are very much in love with each other, envious of others and drooling ~: P

The word "freedom" is a banner, always follow the will, sometimes give a little advice, love you. :]

My brother and sister are United, and they saved the day. Some people feel sad and anxious ~:)

Free and healthy, no graffiti on the wall, no spitting, no contempt! :[

Knock, knock, knock, knock.

M M asked me for photos. It's hard to ruin my dad. It's not that he doesn't have pictures of his life. It's ugly. :(

If you want to see it, look at Sister Yue Ming. She is good at writing, but she has no ambition to leave. She sighed ~: [

Mussels are originally afraid of water, gamblers don't gamble, and they have been so beautiful since they became shopkeepers ~: P

Rechmond is behind the scenes, wearing a ring and not showing his face. Who will unveil the red veil? :/

Dead birds can't die old courtiers, don't be an idol chef, just dare to post and die! :)

Yan Yan loves a dream, you are a dragon, she is a phoenix, and the dragon and phoenix dance freely, with * * *! :)

Knock, knock, knock, knock.

After the lead singer and screenwriter, everyone is talented. I want to keep looking at a watch, hehe ~: P

It is difficult to tell the difference between the upper and lower, and prawns and shrimps may be missed. Do you want me to remember you? Send wine. :P

There are many writers and sailors, so just shoot that, that, that, that, stop fighting ~ ~ ~

The article has a long history and gains and losses are uncertain. If no one posts, it will be blocked ~: (

Speaking of writing about the lower body, it's true when it's fake. Do you want to feast your eyes secretly? Someone! :& lt

Personal mood is good or bad, and the stream of consciousness is really good. Love to write coffee after writing red wine! :]

Politically, east and west, north and south, natural and man-made disasters have made me poorer. Do you want me to donate money to Indy? Dream ~: [

Novels and poems are also welcome, and the handwriting is very good. I can't read one or two, Khan ~: (

Knock, knock, knock, knock.

Where is the freedom of the new year? I'm going to report to Jiangdong, and I'll try my best to get dividends by the end of the year! :)

Who said I wouldn't get a bonus, that I've been lazy? Why didn't you see me during the day? Night shift. :|

It's spring again. I wish you a rich life and good health! Be careful to drink fake wine during the Spring Festival, and put it down ~: (

The old man has never been black. He just wants to show his sincerity. Oh, I often faint! I'm out! ~~

Knock, knock, knock, knock.

Last night, I sang three and a half sentences, diving and looking up at the flowers. Excuse me, is M M free? Fanfan ~? :)

Sanyi is the most diligent with the post, and the main post is really capable. Who is the beauty? Small hairpin ~:)

Sadness is not blue tears, why are tears as blue as jade? Just because the sea burst, water it! :)

Playing the wrong sound to make trouble, running around without leaving a drop of water, flashing the old man's waist, is terrible;

Xue Lian looks like a newcomer, but foreign figures are confused. I say hello to you, mm-hmm ~:)

Smiling and smiling, no one can match the natural and unrestrained manner. Who is such an excellent G G? :)

It is said that it is extremely obvious. Where can I find a beauty surfer? I want to make one, too. It's too few. :(

It is said that Xiumei looks delicious, but unfortunately no one has seen her face. The old man went up to kiss up and found a house. :(

Knock, knock, knock, knock.

Love song winter dust, nine fairy mortals, everyone is intoxicated and lost in the song ~:]

The Western Zhou Dynasty used to be an antique, and there were many styles of vests, which made the old man feel like a soldier.

Mimi loves to whisper. No one dares to marry a daughter-in-law, only silly and bold mice. :)

Xiao Chai, a beautiful girl, deserted and went online day and night, causing frequent harassment by her brother. What a service! :)

It can be used to build tall buildings and shoot people in the head. Everyone knows this thing, brick ~:}

Tribal tiger Tribal tiger Tribal tiger Tribal tiger Tribal tiger Tribal tiger Tribal tiger Tribal tiger What? Fool! :)

Lunar New Year's Eve, an 80-year-old groom, who says this is bullshit? Ailong ~:)

The humble husband was once an ordinary person, and the rural area of Shan Ye was also a capital. The small building is unified from the empty king, so it is cautious. :|

Knock, knock, knock, knock.

Looking for her in the crowd, Magnolia is full of fragrance, smells good, and is so confused ~: (

Don't move, be dignified, be cold, do more exercise to prevent colds, and be careful ~: {

After Zhuo Wu, no one can surpass it, and theft is not theft. Whoever follows and hits people can stop it, you have to! :)

Xiaoyao Luohan is a monk who loves wine and meat and girls. It is said that he has a son as a relay, and it is a demo ~:}

Leaves are floating like leaves, vodka is like fire. I sent it to you to keep warm. Thank you ~:)

Osomiro is a foreign girl, wearing a dress vest on the runway show, and bowing deeply at the end of the performance-thank you ~

The sunset is rosy after the rain, and the evening breeze is too delicate. Too many people can't say it-Ainong ~:)

Youcarefree's little sister, Ghost Xiaoya, doesn't watch the house with the night window. If I catch you, I'll hit you. Are you scared? }:

A pumpkin cart came to the south gate and slowly sang a sad song. I asked the cart, why are you crying? Helpless ~: (