A person's humorous language in Mid-Autumn Festival

On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, on behalf of the universe, the space province, the Galaxy City, the Sun City, the global village, Chang 'e, Yutu and Moon Lao, I would like to extend my most sincere greetings to you and, through you, to your family and friends.

3. Some people send moon cakes, some people send melatonin, send blessings, and send health and good spirits! Make up a short message as a moon cake and add a short message to melatonin! Send you apples to keep you safe and grapes!

4. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I will send you a short message. I hope you will be happy and smile after seeing it. I'll send you moon cakes so that you can eat them sweetly and lose your teeth. Because I want us to be friends until the day when we have no teeth.

On Mid-Autumn Festival, I looked at your sexy body, twisted naked in front of me, and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish!

6, Mid-Autumn Festival, may the acne on your face become less and less, like an unfinished building; May your youth pass slowly like the traffic at rush hour; May your future be as bright as a comet hitting the earth!

7. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here! All the handsome guys and beautiful women who have a certain position in my heart and myself will send a short message worth RMB 10 cents! Congratulations! I will invite you to a five-star hotel tomorrow! Watch people eat! Please bring your own napkin to avoid drooling and getting wet! I wish you all a good time! Happy flow!

8. Mid-Autumn Festival, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

9. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Due to the economic crisis, life is tight, and I am on duty in the Mid-Autumn Festival, so I can only draw cakes to satisfy my hunger. Please prepare a pen, a piece of paper and a moon cake for me. Address: Moon Palace. Recipient: Chang 'e MM or Yutu GG.

10, Mid-Autumn Festival, in response to the party's call, all the moon cakes at home were turned over to the state treasury, and my family could collect them on behalf; In the Mid-Autumn Festival, in order to contact friends' feelings, all messages with blessings will be sent to friends. If there are too many messages, you can send them all to me. If it is not implemented, you are not allowed to look at the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival!

1 1, China Mobile specially reminds you during the Mid-Autumn Festival that you have successfully customized the morning alarm service, and we will wake you up at 5 o'clock every day until you get up.

12, you know? Sister Chang 'e told me in my dream last night that on August 15, the lonely Tian Peng Yuan Shuai will attack Guanghan Palace again. The solution to the problem is to stand under the moon with moon cakes and say "pig" in your heart. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival 500 times!

13, not many people really know Tang Bohu, Chou-heung counts as one; Not many people know Jia Baoyu, and Daiyu is one; Not many people know you, Chang 'e counts as one. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, Bajie, don't forget to send moon cakes to Guanghan Palace. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

14, recruitment revelation: the demand for moon cakes in Mid-Autumn Festival this year is in short supply, and Gong Yue pastry factory urgently needs production workers. The person who replies to this message can be hired as a skilled craftsman in Gong Yue with a high salary, and the working environment is the third in the world. There is also a chance to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with the factory director Chang 'e.

15. In your Mid-Autumn Festival, I hope you will always pay attention to Pepsi, Fanta everything, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, and Sprite.

16, what are you doing? I had a fight with someone, and now I'm at the police station! Buy breakfast in the morning, tea eggs are 60 cents each, and I say 50 cents, but he won't sell them! I just went up with a brick! Save a dime by texting and wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Am I easy? Me?

17, the full moon is similar year after year, and you and I look forward to it year after year. The sky is full of light and mercury, which is our common yearning. You didn't forget to invite me to dinner.

18, moon! Do you know my heart? Moon! Do you know how I feel? May the moon bring you my sincere blessing: I tell you, I really want to eat that box of moon cakes you hid!

19, it's Mid-Autumn Festival again. A year later, you have changed, really changed, become so strange, no longer as familiar as you remember! It breaks my heart to look at your strange face. How can you change from a cute tadpole to a toad without saying hello?

20. There are three good news for you: First, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and I wish you a happy holiday in advance; Second, the moon in Mid-Autumn Festival is bright and round, so you can enjoy it for free. Third, if you give me a gift, I won't refuse.

2 1, I have been afraid to say anything to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it once in the Mid-Autumn Festival: you are so annoying ... likable and you can't get tired of watching it.

22. A turtle walked through a pile of excrement, leaving only three footprints on it. Why? Because it held its nose with one hand! :-), Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

23. Little fish pestered his mother to buy minced meat moon cakes. Mother Fish is annoyed: What to eat? Isn't your sister's class very big? I have to eat moon cakes stuffed with earthworms. What was the result? Caught by a fisherman!

24. Good news: On the Mid-Autumn Festival, users with the top two mobile phone numbers 13 can get moon cakes for free at street stalls. Of course, they should put on scald cream in advance to avoid being splashed by the stall owner's boiling water.

25. Whether you are a home cook or an all-around man; Whether you are a lipstick CEO or a gentle kannika nimtragol; Whether you are a single and lonely brother or an affectionate sister to be married; Please accept my most sincere wishes: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a happy life!

26. With the height of Yao Ming, the speed of Robles, the strength of Zou Shiming and the accuracy of Li Du, I solemnly declare to you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, always happy! Take it easy, hold on!

27. I let a mosquito find you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because I can't get near you now! It will tell you how much I miss you! You ask me how much I miss you? A big pimple represents my heart!

28, I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who wants to fuck his ancestors with me and soy sauce! I traveled all over the country, drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track and kissed a fool. Fuck! Refuse nothing, just miss you! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

29. I heard that a strange thing happened in the Mid-Autumn Festival this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe everything I saw: the pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human being!

30. What is the roundest thing in the sky? The moon on August 15th is the roundest. What's the roundest thing on the ground? Mid-autumn festival reunion; Send a short message with a dime, and wish you a full moon, family reunion, all the best and good luck!

3 1, the weather is getting so fast, and the cool wind is coming quietly. Cover your feet with a blanket at night, don't freeze your feet, and make up calcium. Don't scold me for being bad. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

32. The recipient of the message is an Egyptian mummy, the deleted message is an African bug, the respondent is a Rwandan wild boar, the non-responder is a Thai shemale who failed the operation, and the storer is an American pervert!

33. SHEN WOO's wisdom is unparalleled in the world. Everyone loves flowers, and the world is invincible. The killer in love saw the jade-faced dragon and said he was beautiful and kind. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival when you are dizzy!

34. I can't bear to let my children catch wolves, my wife can't catch hooligans, I can't bear to update my collection, and I can't bear to send messages to bless the Mid-Autumn Festival!

35. Frog's four wishes: there are no snakes in the crops, swans are in my arms, take part in the triple jump in the Olympic Games, and read short messages in the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Dear XXX: I am slow in writing this letter, because I know you can't write it quickly. We have moved, but the address has not changed, because we brought the house number when we moved; It rained twice this week, the first time for three days, and the second time for four days. Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked me whether to cut it into eight pieces or twelve pieces. I said cut it into eight pieces, but you can't finish 12 pieces. I'll give you one.

37. It is not a crime for girls to eat. No matter how fat you are, you have the right to gain weight Slim is actually gaunt behind, and people who love you won't care about your waistline. Taste the long-lost moon cakes. Mid-Autumn Festival is also a kind of beauty!

38. Hello! This is 168. Your friends miss you and feature a song "Special Love for Special You". I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! It can't be broadcast because the system is busy. Please hum it yourself first. Happy every day!

39. Do you know? Sister Chang 'e told me in my dream last night that on August 15, the lonely Tian Peng Yuan Shuai will attack Guanghan Palace again. The solution to the problem is to stand under the moon with moon cakes and say "pig" in your heart. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival 500 times!

40. If you dare to be unhappy in the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board. If you are depressed, you will be folded. If you dare again, I'll beat you into a second-hand one!

4 1, you ask me how much I love you, the moon represents my heart, you ask me how much I miss you, the moon cake represents my love, and you ask me if I can go home. Haha, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival. I'm going home to see my mother.

42. You are a talented crooked man, who has a shallow view of Beggar Kyushu and idles around, but your career goes upstream, you have no money in your pocket, your check is tied, you don't exercise, you kick the cow to death, and your happiness will not last long, just forever. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

43. Your smile makes your heart beat; When you look at it, the world is shocked; Your stop, traffic paralysis; When you sweat, the sea overflows; You look good without dressing up; When you dress up, the universe is amazed-beauty, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

44. Your skin is a little greasy, but I can't resist your body odor. My sweet lips wandered over you and completely "swallowed" you with my original desire. I pouted and said, "This moon cake is really delicious."

45, nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Just tell you nothing, happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

46. It's really hard to reach you. I can't leave my house. I didn't learn to surf the Internet, but I learned to be invisible first. I can only tell you by SMS that it's Mid-Autumn Festival, so eat more moon cakes!

47. Today is Mid-Autumn Festival. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

48. Wish you all the best.

Hey, hey, can you give me two one-inch photos of you sometime? The kind that must be photographed clearly, I want to be a permanent souvenir, and I will put it on my socks to let others think that I am wearing a crocodile brand. Hehe, happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

50. According to the Mid-Autumn Festival special law, you are sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to depression for life, and all the patients' troubles are confiscated. This judgment is final and will be executed immediately. Happy forever! Fall back! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

5 1, not many people know Tang Bohu, Chou-heung counts as one; Not many people know Jia Baoyu, and Daiyu is one; Not many people know you, Chang 'e counts as one. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, Second Junior Brother, don't forget to send moon cakes to Guanghan Palace.

52. I can't wait, I decided to lead the people of the whole country to wish you and your family a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance! Good health! I arranged for them to send all the messages you received in the next few days. I keep a low profile, as long as you know, don't tell anyone!

53. I can't wait. I decided to wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance before the Central Committee! Next, the relevant leaders of the central government will send you a text message to express their condolences. I've always been cautious in being an official, and this time it's all for you. Remember not to tell anyone.

The sea is full of water, spiders are full of legs, and peppers are really hot. I really don't regret knowing you! Have a nice day. Keep your mouth shut! Dreaming of ghosts at night! You drool when people invite you to dinner! Ha ha! Stop laughing! Wipe your mouth with socks.

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

56. No matter the ups and downs, even the Mid-Autumn Festival, you are still waiting at the door. When you see me, your gentle smile always blesses me and praises me. I was finally moved by you and put some money in your broken bowl. Ha ha! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to you, too!

On the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15, the animal forest was also crazy. Lions roar and birds crow, bears and elephants play, let's celebrate the holidays together; Only the pig didn't say anything, so he turned on his mobile phone and read the short message: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, pig.

58. Love for one year and hate for another; One for you and one for me. Thank you. Live a good life, philosophy; Two steps are two steps of happiness; Heaven and earth, wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance!

59. (read backwards)! What is the premise of your autumn festival wish? It's easy for me to open my heart, and you can let it go! Ah, it's difficult to do this for the first time in the first year, but it's the first time I received it. First, shaping this is your plan, as before. Don't say goodbye to me