Lumbar disc herniation advertising slogans

The advertising slogan for lumbar disc herniation is as follows:

1. Back pain after standing for a long time, back pain after sitting for a long time, back pain after catching a cold, my aunt’s waist hurts even more, waist, I want it What's the use for you?

2. My back hurts so much that it explodes. Sitting for a long time and standing up are torture. I must have been an angel with broken wings in my previous life.

3. This kind of weather makes your back and legs hurt, so it’s suitable for sleeping. I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to go to work.

4. I slept very well last night, but every time I woke up in the hotel bed, I would have back pain. I will try the whole standard room next time I am on a business trip.

5. I have low back pain at a young age. I feel like I can’t stand it even after sitting for a long time. I can’t stand it for half an hour. Now I don’t dare to cross my legs, sit crookedly, or sit on uneven stools.

6. This time my aunt came, my back hurt so much that I felt like dying when I turned over in bed. I hadn’t felt like this for a long, long time.

7. I seriously suspect that I have a herniated disc. When the epidemic subsides, I need to take a picture.

8. What is the magic power of the company’s chairs that make me start to have back pain after sitting for only half an hour at a time?

9. I have been exhausted these past two days as if I were picking shit. As expected, people who stand and talk without back pain are the most comfortable.

10. After the pain in my left shoulder and the pain in my right side, today I also have backache and tailbone pain. I am afraid that I am going to have a herniated lumbar disc and a chronic shoulder and neck disease.