Ask for some disgusting jokes. If they are not sick, don't give points!

[Turn] A joke that is not suitable for children, laughing to death does not pay for life. This joke is extremely lethal. The professor asked: What do rotten radishes and pregnant women have in common? A student replied: it's all caused by bugs. Only get 60 points. Another student got full marks, and the answer was: it was all because he was late. Taxi drivers are often fined by police. He especially hates the police. One day, his daughter-in-law comforted him and said, honey, call the police when we have a child. If you want to get angry, call the police when you come back. If you're not convinced, fuck the police mother. Dong Zhuo gave a banquet in honor of Lu Bu, Marotta and other confidants, accompanied by the story of Diusim. In order to test everyone's loyalty, Zhuo is famous for painting black breasts. During the dinner, the candle suddenly went out. When we looked again, everyone's hands were black and clean. Zhuosui enjoys cloth, smiles and likes to eat. 1。 The filial piety of all virtues has filial piety first, three, and no filial piety afterwards. A bright moon hangs high in the capital, and people who don't understand are reminded with a hammer. 2 Listen to "Brothers are like brothers, wives are like clothes"? The priest told the little nun that his penis was the key to heaven and asked the little nun to keep it for him all night. The little nun was very happy and went back to tell the old nun that she had touched the key to heaven. When the old nun heard the little nun's description of father JJ, she was furious and said, "Damn it, he told me it was the sound of nature and asked me to play it for him for 40 years!" " The white rabbit raped the grey wolf and ran away. The wolf was angry and chased him. The rabbit dressed up as a gray rabbit and read the newspaper with glasses. The wolf asked, can you see a white rabbit? Rabbit: Is it the white rabbit that raped the wolf? Wolf shame: I'm KAO, so soon? Q: Who is the most pitiful person in the world? A: Artillery company cookhouse squad soldiers! Q: Why? A: A reporter interviewed 65,438+000 penguins. What do they do all day? The first one said: Eat and sleep to fight peas, and the second one said: Eat and sleep to fight peas. I have been asking 99 of them. When I asked100th, I said: Eat and sleep. The reporter asked: Why not fight peas? Penguin said: I'm fucking peas, your grandmother. A woman was walking at night when she suddenly saw a man coming towards her with open arms and hugging her. The man fell to the ground crying and said, this is the third piece. It's hard for me to bring a piece of glass home. The tortoise is an alcoholic. One day, he was drunk. A friend asked, how can you get drunk? The tortoise replied, Alas, the octopus's grandson is going to fight me. Damn, he can't see with so many hands. What a terrible loss! [Turn] A joke that is not suitable for children, laughing to death does not pay for life. This joke is extremely lethal. The professor asked: What do rotten radishes and pregnant women have in common? A student replied: it's all caused by bugs. Only get 60 points. Another student got full marks, and the answer was: it was all because he was late. Taxi drivers are often fined by police. He especially hates the police. One day, his daughter-in-law comforted him and said, honey, call the police when we have a child. If you want to get angry, call the police when you come back. If you're not convinced, fuck the police mother. Dong Zhuo gave a banquet in honor of Lu Bu, Marotta and other confidants, accompanied by the story of Diusim. In order to test everyone's loyalty, Zhuo is famous for painting black breasts. During the dinner, the candle suddenly went out. When we looked again, everyone's hands were black and clean. Zhuosui enjoys cloth, smiles and likes to eat. 1。 The filial piety of all virtues takes filial piety first, and there are three things, and then there is no filial piety. A bright moon hangs high in the capital, and people who don't understand 2 are reminded to listen to "brothers are like brothers, wives are like clothes"? The priest told the little nun that his penis was the key to heaven and asked the little nun to keep it for him all night. The little nun was very happy and went back to tell the old nun that she had touched the key to heaven. When the old nun heard the little nun's description of father JJ, she was furious and said, "Damn it, he told me it was the sound of nature and asked me to play it for him for 40 years!" " The white rabbit raped the grey wolf and ran away. The wolf was angry and chased him. The rabbit dressed up as a gray rabbit and read the newspaper with glasses. The wolf asked, can you see a white rabbit? Rabbit: Is it the white rabbit that raped the wolf? Wolf shame: I'm KAO, so soon? Q: Who is the most pitiful person in the world? A: Artillery company cookhouse squad soldiers! Q: Why? A: A reporter interviewed 65,438+000 penguins. What do they do all day? The first one said: Eat and sleep to fight peas, and the second one said: Eat and sleep to fight peas. I have been asking 99 of them. When I asked100th, I said: Eat and sleep. The reporter asked: Why not fight peas? Penguin said: I'm fucking peas, your grandmother. A woman was walking at night when she suddenly saw a man coming towards her with open arms and hugging her. The man fell to the ground crying and said, this is the third piece. It's hard for me to bring a piece of glass home. The tortoise is an alcoholic. One day, he was drunk. A friend asked, how can you get drunk? The tortoise replied, Alas, the octopus's grandson is going to fight me. Damn, he can't see with so many hands. What a terrible loss! The two worked hard, the woman always called for bed crazily, and the neighbors knocked at the door to protest! The man said don't make any noise, and the woman answered yes. Then the woman closed her eyes, gritted her teeth and trembled. The man panicked and asked, What's the matter? Woman: Nothing to do, I changed the vibration! A recruit always lags behind when he gets up. When he is scolded, he buys dyes and puts them on his body, which looks like camouflage. He was the first to rush out of the barracks when the bugle sounded in the middle of the night. The chief praised him: very good! Dress neatly, but next time, pay attention to the Grenade hanging in the back. A TV hostess was infertile and anxious after several years of marriage. She went to the doctor and complained, "Say I can't. I was pregnant three times when I was unmarried. " Say that my husband can't do it, and our Taiwan Province leaders can't? An old lady said with tears after watching the black 100-meter race, how scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children ran in fear, and the rope couldn't stop them! A young woman suggested that her son sleep with his grandfather, but she refused. The young woman threatened, if you don't go, I will! The child still won't go. Grandpa said: Educate children to be honest, set an example and keep your word! Deceiving children can't even deceive old people! Several little boys scraped together a dozen dollars to buy toys, but they were worried: What can a dozen dollars buy? One suggestion: go and buy sanitary napkins. People don't understand. Why? The boy said, I don't know, but TV said that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball games and skate. You are happy and have no troubles. The two ladies complain that the bus is crowded now, which makes them very miserable. One said, "I'm really unlucky!" I was squeezed in the car. " One said, "I'm unlucky!" The car is so crowded that I'm pregnant. "One day, a monk met a nun, and he wrote a couplet: Part I: I didn't hang up during the day; The second part: I hung up at night; Part II: I am very free! The first couplet of a nun: daytime hole; The second couplet: the hole is empty at night; Second contact: request (ball) to answer. Ge You once went to the toilet, and Ge You invited a friend to dinner and went to the toilet halfway. His trousers were wet when he came back. Friend: Why are your pants wet? Ge You: It has been like this ever since I became famous. Friend: Often? Ge You: Yes! Often the person next to him suddenly turned around and shouted, "Isn't this Ge You? "