The perfect husband

Folk stories are stories and legends that have been passed down from ancient times to the present

From them we can read about the people and things that were passed down among the people in ancient China

The perfect husband It’s a classic folk story

Li Wei had a big fight with his wife and ran away from home. At first, Lu Hua thought that her husband would be like many times before, spending a day or two with some random friend and then come back to apologize, so she ignored him.

Speaking of which, Lu Hua felt very wronged. Back then, she was a flower in the town. She was pursued by many people but she didn't agree, but she fell in love with Li Wei. She felt that he was honest and kind and would never be angered in his life. Sure enough, she had never been angry after being married for so long, but it was Li Wei who was angry with her. Who made him useless? Those who joined the company with him were promoted and raised, but he was the only one who stayed put. At first Lu Hua comforted him, but later she saw that each of the original little sisters was richer than the other, and she gradually disliked Li Wei. At first he was nagging, and then he got angry easily. No matter how hard Li Wei tried to coax him, he couldn't do it.

Lu Hua spent a while relaxing at home, but three days passed and Li Wei still didn't move. She couldn't calm down. He had never been away from home for so long. He dialed his cell phone, turned it off, and called the company. The company told him that he had applied for annual leave and would not return to work until half a month later. Lu Hua looked for Li Wei's friends again, but no one saw him. Lu Hua felt furious. Li Wei is introverted. The more introverted a person is, the easier it is for him to get into trouble. He, he won't commit suicide, right? As soon as this thought appeared, Lu Hua was like a thunderbolt, and she could no longer sit still.

After five days of worry, there was still no news from Li Wei. Lu Hua called his cell phone frantically, but it was always turned off. Simply, she turned over his things. If he wanted to commit suicide, it would not be on a whim. However, she found nothing.

If nothing happened, he just wanted to make himself angry, Lu Hua thought through gritted teeth. When he comes back, she will never let him go. She must let him know that salt is salty and vinegar is sour. She, Lu Hua, is not someone to be trifled with!

Time passed day by day, and half a month passed by. Lu Hua really went crazy and almost went to the police. But late at night on the fifteenth day, she was sitting on the sofa thinking wildly when she suddenly heard the sound of the key opening the door. She suspected that she heard wrongly. She also had such auditory hallucinations in the days after Li Wei left. But this time, she really heard the door being pushed open, followed by familiar footsteps. It was Li Wei, who appeared in front of her in large and small bags.

Reborn

Lu Hua was stunned. She stood up slowly. Li Wei looked at her with a smile, his eyes full of tenderness. Lu Hua threw herself into his arms and cried loudly: "Where have you been these days? Do you want to make me angry to death? Why did you come back? Just die outside!" Lu Hua cried and beat Li Wei chest.

However, she suddenly felt something was wrong. Li Wei's chest is not so thick. Lu Hua raised her tearful eyes, it was her husband. Could it be that something was wrong with her feeling after not seeing him for half a month? Li Wei did not rush to apologize as usual, but gently stroked her hair and whispered softly: "Baby, these days, I still can't let you go after thinking about it. You don't know how much I have." I love you so much, I can't bear to leave you." As he said that, Li Wei picked up Lu Hua and held her tightly.

Lu Hua was shocked. You know, Li Wei has never been a sweet-tongued person. After not seeing him for half a month, he actually said such disgusting words! However, this sounds really pleasant to the ear.

Sitting by the bed, Li Wei told Lu Hua about his experiences these days. After the quarrel, he took a car to Shanghai in anger. He felt that he was too useless in his life and had never been anywhere until he was thirty years old. He wanted to see the world and broaden his horizons. But after staying in Shanghai for half a month, he suddenly found that he missed Lu Hua so much that he couldn't stand it.

What surprised Lu Hua was that Li Wei seemed to be a different person when he came back this time. He looked high-spirited and confident. Moreover, Li Wei seems to be a bit taller, and his previous pants were obviously a bit shorter. Li Wei said that he had always been so tall, and she only felt taller and more powerful because she liked him. Lu Hua smiled angrily, yes, her husband is already thirty years old, will he still grow taller?

Early in the morning, Lu Hua was still sleeping when she suddenly smelled the aroma of fried eggs.

She sat up and saw in a daze that Li Wei had made a hearty breakfast and brought it to her bedside. Golden fried eggs, green rapeseed, millet porridge, peanuts, and two small fried cakes. "This, you did all this?" Lu Hua was surprised.

Li Wei nodded affectionately. Lu Hua picked up the chopsticks. The omelette was neither too old nor too tender, and the heat was just right. The spinach was light and light, with her favorite mustard oil added, and the peanuts were crispy and delicious. Lu Hua was very excited and said, "I guess you must have gone to a chef training class these days."

Something even more unexpected to Lu Hua was yet to come. At the end of the month, Li Wei actually got back twice as much salary as before, a full 6,000 yuan. Looking at the salary slip, Lu Hua's eyes widened. Li Wei didn't allow her to ask questions, and took her all the way to the hotel, where he ordered her favorite boiled pork slices, dry-pot duck head, and a bottle of red wine.

Lu Hua looked at him in surprise, wondering if her husband was possessed by evil spirits. One meal here is enough for half a month's living expenses. "Honey, I got promoted and became the deputy manager." Li Wei said with a smile.

The chopsticks in Lu Hua's hand almost fell to the ground. Has your husband been promoted? My husband, who has always been mediocre and worried about layoffs in the company every day, actually became a deputy manager?

Li Wei took a reserved sip of wine and said softly: "The old city pipeline reconstruction drawings I provided received the highest number of votes and were praised repeatedly by the mayor in charge, so I was promoted exceptionally. Not only that, the company He also gave me 10% of the shares." Lu Hua was stunned. At that moment, she thought she was dreaming, so she twisted her thighs again and again.

Strange hobby

Lu Hua lived the life she longed for. Since my husband got promoted, he looks more majestic and dignified. In the past, Lu Hua never took him to friends' gatherings. But now, she wants everyone to come and get to know her husband. Moreover, my husband has become much more open-minded, his conversation is humorous and witty, and he has a lot of witty remarks. When meeting ladies, he is even more personable and courteous.

However, while Lu Hua was enjoying the pleasure, she gradually felt that her husband was a little weird. Every morning after Li Wei wakes up, he always goes to another room, locks the door, and comes out a quarter of an hour later. At this time, Lu Hua often heard a sound similar to the crowing of a rooster.

Also, Li Wei seems to have mysophobia. I have to take a shower every day, and the time is very long, often staying in for more than an hour. You know, he always ended the fight in more than ten minutes after taking a shower. Now, why has it gone to the extreme?

At five o'clock in the morning, Lu Hua heard her husband getting up again. He tiptoed out and entered another room. Lu Hua was well prepared and followed quietly. In that room, she blocked the lock cylinder. Li Wei didn't notice that the door couldn't be locked, so he got on the table directly, his body was arched, his head was covered with a thick quilt, and then he started singing like a rooster! Lu Hua frowned tightly, which song was he singing?

A quarter of an hour later, Li Wei came out, went into the kitchen to cook, and hummed a tune happily.

When Li Wei entered the bathroom again, Lu Hua paid special attention. On this day, after entering the house, he couldn't wait to enter the bathroom and forgot to open the door. Lu Hua heard the sound of water and quietly opened the bathroom door. The sound of water stopped, and Lu Hua hurriedly squatted behind the washing machine. Li Wei turned his back to her, holding a shaver and starting to shave the hair all over his body. At that moment, Lu Hua almost fainted. Li Wei's body had an extra layer of black hair at some point, just like a furry baby!

Li Wei came out radiantly. Lu Hua was sitting on the sofa, knitting a sweater absentmindedly. After a while, she raised her head and asked, "In the morning, I seemed to hear the sound of a rooster crowing."

Li Wei was stunned and immediately said, "Are you dreaming?" Lu Hua firmly denied it. Li Wei stopped talking, but Lu Hua clearly felt that Li Wei seemed a little uneasy.

The company sent Lu Hua to Beijing for further study, which lasted for half a year. She really couldn't bear to leave Li Wei, but he looked sweet, hugged her and said, "Honey, we can talk on the phone every day. Don't worry about me."

Return to the residence to give her husband a message every night On the phone, Li Wei was sweet and gentle, which made Lu Hua very happy.

During this period, Lu Hua went home once. Unfortunately, her husband was also on a business trip. When the six-month training period was over, she couldn't wait and went home two days early. However, when she entered the house, she smelled an unpleasant fishy smell.

Moreover, the house was in a mess, with clumps of animal hair everywhere. She was very angry and called her husband. There was a *** from the storage room. Lu Hua suddenly became alert, walked to the storage room, and gently opened the door.

Lu Hua saw a gorilla-like person squatting on the ground, with black hair all over his body, a head as big as a bucket, and blood-red eyes. Her scalp was numb with shock and she took several steps back. Unexpectedly, the monster straightened up and said: Dear, why did you come back early?

It’s my husband Li Wei’s voice! Lu Hua swayed and fainted.

When Lu Hua woke up, she found herself in the hospital. In front of her, two policemen sat. When the police saw that she was fine, they asked about her husband. It turns out that after Lu Hua was sent to the hospital by a monster, the monster disappeared. The police have received many reports one after another, and several fruit shops have been looted. The shop owners said they once saw a monster eating bananas crazily, almost swallowing the skin...

Lu Hua stared at the wall blankly, not understanding what was happening. Husband, turned into a monster? How is this possible? However, the monster’s voice is exactly the same as my husband’s!

However, it didn’t take long for the mystery to be revealed. The Shanghai police cracked a case of "modified genes" and found the name Li Wei. The genetic doctor performed a genetic modification surgery for free on the desperate Li Wei. In order to get rid of his bad habit of sleeping in, he added a little bit of rooster. Genes; in order to become stronger, some chimpanzee genes were added; in order to be smarter, more capable and more humorous, he added genes taken from different successful people. However, this technology is not mature and is just passed. After a year, Li Wei developed a rejection reaction. His body and head gradually swelled, and he became more and more like a big rooster and a chimpanzee.

Lu Hua couldn't help but burst into tears after hearing the news. Now, she regrets it so much. She can't turn back time, and her husband can't go back to the past.

The perfect husband ends here,

The perfect husband