What kind of experience is it to be a friend of a beautiful woman?

I actually wrote the topic of beauty. Before, I thought it would be impossible to write this topic all my life.

However, our little scented tea sister in WeChat official account is a beautiful and maddening beauty.

When I recall my youth when I was in college, I am not calm. I have to write an article about beautiful women, even if I hit myself in the face, I don't care. I need sympathy, I need comfort, and I need red envelopes to soothe my broken heart.

there must be many beautiful women who will say, alas, beauty is actually useless, and sometimes it is very troublesome, such as rotten peaches, harassing phone calls, and wearing sunglasses for fear of onlookers when going out.

Excuse me, are you sure you are bragging, not showing off?

What kind of experience it is to be a friend of a beautiful woman, I want to say.

1

is just four words: I want to be invisible.

Some people in Zhihu said that in fact, beautiful women are very kind. They don't feel unattainable, and they are willing to make friends with us ordinary people.

What I want to say is that it's not whether they are willing or not, but whether we are willing to make friends with beautiful women. It's hard not to feel inferior, always shining under the aura of beautiful women and always accepting the comparison of the masses.

So, to be friends with beautiful women, I hope I can be invisible.

2

When she goes to the canteen to cook vegetables, she can always get fried eggs with two yolks in one thousand, while I can always get fried eggs with zero yolks in one ten thousand.

She cooks for twenty cents, which is more than my two dollars. The cook keeps telling her to eat more, eat more, and then gives me a contemptuous look.

3

When I went to a clothing store to buy clothes, the boss said 4 yuan, and she said it was expensive. Then the boss said 2, and she said it was expensive. Then the boss said 5, so I'm embarrassed to bully beautiful women.

Turning to me with the same clothes, I said that 5 yuan's clothes were sold to you for 48 yuan. It is not easy for us to do business. You can't bully us clothes sellers like this. We can't even earn a fraction. You still say so much.

actually, I didn't say a word from beginning to end.

4

When she goes to the library to read a book, no matter which book she takes, there will be bookmarks of all kinds of small love poems, movie tickets, music tickets and even shopping vouchers in the school supermarket, while the book I took, from beginning to end, has no white bookmarks, not even folded corners.

5

Her grades are good. People say that she is beautiful and reads well, which is really commendable. Her grades are poor. People say that she is beautiful. Too many people pay attention to her, so it is normal to be distracted from reading.

My grades are poor. People say that my grades are getting worse and worse. I get good grades. People say that ugliness can only be made up by reading.

6

Accompany her to watch the basketball game, and the two teams will play beyond their limits, and then play overtime, overtime and overtime. . . . . .

I went to watch the basketball game alone, either the game was cancelled due to the lack of personnel halfway, or it ended perfectly at 1: without waves and waves, and I couldn't see the fierce competition again, and then overtime.

7

Go for a morning run with her.

On the first day, the two of us were shaking and running in the roar of the cold wind on the playground.

The next day, a group of people were running behind us.

On the third day, before 6 o'clock, the whole playground was like a sports meeting. The runway was full of players, and there were people waving and shouting in the stands.

I went for a morning run alone for ten days. I was shaking and running alone until eleven days later, because of the weather, I had to give up the morning run.

8

One day, the male god gave me a note.

I hold it tightly in my hand, excited, nervous and excited.

Then, at midnight, when the night is dark and windy, and no one is around, open the note, which reads: Please give XX a message for me. . . . . .

my 5CC blood is omitted here.

9

Go shopping with her.

there are always many people who bump into telephone poles for no reason.

There are always lovers. The woman pulls the man's ear in front of us, or covers the boy's eyes with something, and then stares at us mercilessly.

Many men lied that they had lost their phones and borrowed them. If I didn't keep abreast of the times, people would say I was sorry and found them again.

1

With her, I feel that as long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful tomorrow.

When taking the bus, a man always said that he was going to get off, and then offered his seat to her, so he accompanied her to the finish line.

if you forget to bring an umbrella when you go out, the supermarket owner will give it to her for free.

there will be many people waiting in line to buy things, so let her buy first.

11

She has a handsome boyfriend. People say they are love in the city.

I have a handsome boyfriend. People say that a flower is stuck in cow dung.

The boyfriend she chased was said to be brave and handsome.

my boyfriend, who is chasing after me, is said to be shameless, and chasing after a man is a disgrace to our women.

12

No matter who she likes, with a little hint or no hint, the boy must like her, too. He has never failed or been rejected.

Who do I like? From the morning hint to the evening, I implement the tracking plan, the sneak shot plan, the chance encounter plan, the plan A and the plan B. The attitude of the boys towards me is still a passerby. If I shamelessly confess, it will be over, not only refusing, but also mocking.

13

I finally had the courage to take a photo with her and send it to a circle of friends. The comments are as follows: her single photo was sent out; P yourself and then send it out. It's really no good. P yourself. Ask for the phone number of the beautiful woman next to you; Are you sure it belongs to the same country, not the friendship between the ugly country and the beautiful country?

sad.

14

In class, all the male gods in the class are willing to sit next to her, and then give paper towels, bread and milk.

Finally, one day, there was a quarrel because of the disagreement over which star to discuss.

The male god sat next to me angrily with his schoolbag in his arms, and then said to the beautiful woman, I don't want to argue with you.

me. . . . . .

15

When we went to eat McDonald's, the men in front lined up in succession, and then clicked the shutter with their mobile phones.

She looked down at the menu, and I kept swinging my scissors, and then all the men ran behind me and clicked the shutter.

Some cruel people just came up to me and told me not to steal the camera. Move over, move over and push me to the side of the toilet.

16

I get up at 6 o'clock every day to turn on the water. She never turns on the water, but she can't use up the boiling water. Later, one of our dormitories doesn't need to charge a boiling water card. When we turn on the water, we can sell new boiling water kettles, because every morning, there is a row of boiling water kettles at the door of our dormitory, waiting for her to be appointed.

17

When we graduated, we worked as interns in the same hotel. In order to perform well, I only cleaned one room on the first day, and then I cleaned eight rooms every day. On the bus, I could fall asleep standing.

she has always only got one room, and the head waiter is very kind to her, except for not bringing her tea and water.

In the second assignment, she went to the front desk, answered the phone, printed the documents, and I was assigned to the restaurant, where I could serve three bowls of stewed chicken at a time, that is, the chicken stewed in an oversized porcelain bowl.

18

After graduation, we lived in the same neighborhood and went to work in the same area. We took a taxi for a while and always hit the same driver. Then we heard the driver talk about fate, and we met you every day. Since it is fate, friends are friends, and talking about money hurts feelings. We took a free taxi for a week and listened to free jokes for a week until one day, she moved out of the neighborhood.

19

There are many advantages to having beautiful friends.

For example, there is always a free breakfast.

For example, someone will always give me skin care products she doesn't want.

For example, there are always free lunches and dinners. Some restaurants are so high-end that I dare not go once, such as western restaurants and seafood restaurants, because I have beautiful friends.

For example, some people who want to chase after her will come to please me first, and I will be the queen many times, but once I succeed, I will be a fish on the beach and the result of exposure.

2

I saw on the Zhihu that a group of foreigners had done an experiment, that is, they were asked to play disabled people with crutches. One actor was extremely ugly and the other was handsome.

Then, the handsome actor fell, and a group of people went up to help him and asked for help.

The ugly actor fell, and everyone was a passer-by. When he didn't see it, he finally fell and got up, then fell and got up again.

This is the inequality. We recognize this inequality as our own. What does it matter if we choose beautiful fruits and big ones when we buy melon seeds?

21

In this face-oriented society, face value is really a gift, that is, the shortcomings will be ignored, and the advantages will be magnified endlessly. If you are good-tempered, above average, gentle and virtuous, it is simply invincible.

Although you are a beauty lover, you should be self-controlled and not addicted to beauty. To put it in an old-fashioned way, beauty will disappear with the passage of time, while its connotation will increase with the passage of time. Beauty will help you get the ticket, but how to move forward depends on your ability.

The best life is not bound by appearance, not coveting the privilege brought by beauty, and not being bound by the beauty standards imposed by society and others. I think beautiful women don't want people to say that you are a vase when evaluating you, or they want more affirmation from your connotation, your ability, your wealth and other external conditions. Therefore, beautiful women, for your sake, have always been concerned and loved, or step up time to cultivate a skill that can be taken.

For us who look ordinary, we don't feel inferior. It's only a matter of time before we stick to all the inner beauty.

What's the saying? If you are in full bloom, the butterfly will come; if you are wonderful, the weather will arrange itself.

even ma yun said that fate is predestined, but luck can change. you have seen ma yun's appearance, and he has become the richest man. what are you afraid of?

Also, in an interview, Sister Lin Chi-ling asked who she liked to chat with. She said that Bo Huang was her favorite. Although Bo Huang was not as handsome as other male stars, she was humorous and talented, which also attracted Linda's beauty.

Let's end with the most fashionable sentence! Beauty, you can eat by your face, but you have to rely on your talent.