The Spring Festival sketch script of the zodiac should highlight the dragon.

Sketch crosstalk script: New Year greetings of the zodiac

Author: anonymous source: unknown update date: 20 12-5-23 visits: 4567

Opening:

Twelve people. The dragon is ahead, leading eleven people. Line up together and jog neatly.

Admission:

Dragon: 12 1, 121, 12 1, a Guinea-Guinea. (Digital, English, Japanese exchange)

Snake: Wait, 12 1 I know. What is this Wang? Do you bark like a dog, or do you feel sick after eating too much?

Dog: Who barks like me? At this time, I haven't explained the role at first. It is estimated that there will be jokes! )

Sheep: Silly! This is English 12 1, understand? English, "Wash in the gutter". (English)

Oh, I see. Sorry, I forgot!

Then, 12 people continued to queue up for jogging.

Dragon: 12 1, 121, 12 1, a Guinea-Guinea. (ditto, ditto)

Snake: Wait, what is this "mud and chicken together"? Are you going to eat a roast chicken together later?

Sheep: Silly! This is 12 1 in Japanese, understand? Japanese, such as "Ah, you, Sai Yo".

Rabbit: This seems to be Korean!

Sheep: Who cares?

Dragon: 12 1, 121, 12 1, a Guinea-Guinea.

Then, continue jogging together. Walk to the center of the stage.

Dragon (shouting password): Attention! Turn right! (Not necessarily to the right, but to the front of the stage, facing the audience)

Eleven people turned to the right, some to the left, some to the back and some to the side. Some people stay where they are.

Dragon: My God. Where is it on the right?

Monkey: I really didn't know that.

Dragon: Alas, this is the face of the audience. Do it again. Turn right.

This time, they are all right, but the zodiac monkey is still wrong.

Horse (whispering): Monkey, just the opposite. The audience is in front. Not in the back.

Monkey (reaction): Oh.

Finally, twelve people all faced the audience.

Dragon: OK, look to the right.

Everyone takes small steps to look right. The one on the far right doesn't know what to do. Look at the ceiling for a while and the floor for a while. The other ten people, some staring at the right person's shoulder, some staring at the right person's head, some staring at the right person's shoes. Wait, wait, wait (free play)

Dragon: Look ahead, no, look at the direction of the audience! In order to avoid making mistakes again, the dragon directly shouted to look in the direction of the audience. )

Dragon: Next, count off!

Monkey (anxious): There are no trees here. Although everyone knows that I like to hug trees. Look around, look for the tree, and hold it with open arms.

Dragon (speechless): All right, everyone, introduce yourself one by one.

So I started to cut to the chase.

Mouse: I am a mouse.

Niu: I am a cow.

Tiger: I am a tiger.

Rabbit: I am a rabbit.

Dragon: I'm a dragon.

Snake: I am a snake.

Ma: I am a horse.

Sheep: I am a sheep.

Monkey: I am a monkey.

Chicken: I am a chicken.

Everyone smiled bitterly. It's evil, you know.

Dog: I am a dog.

Pig: I am a pig.

Dragon (interrupting): You two, don't be so mean to yourself. One said he was a dog, and the other said he was a pig.

Rabbit (echo): Yes, come on, why do you say that about yourself?

Dog: You are the dog.

Pig (immediately echoed): Yes, your whole family are pigs.

Everyone: ...

Mouse: Stop it, stop it. This is a performance, okay?

Dog and Pig: We quit. Who arranged this role, bullying people? This is ...

Want to cry without tears, both of them are almost sad to cry. But it's like crying and laughing. The pig cried like a pig by accident.

Bull: Guys, don't be sad. Wait, are you crying or laughing?

Dog and pig (deadpan): This is the legendary-dumbfounding!

Everyone: ... stop! ~

Dragon: Let's cut to the chase. It will be 20 12 soon. ...

Snake (panic): 20 12? The end of the world?

Talking and dancing, I ran around in fear. They followed everywhere together.

Dragon (speechless): Calm down, I'm not finished yet. It will be 20 12 soon, and 20 12 is the Year of the Loong and the Year of the Loong. Good, because we are all descendants of dragons. It's the Spring Festival soon. Let's celebrate it together.

Tiger: Happy New Year? I am a man, but men have gold under their knees. I won't kneel down and worship. Tiger, a little sissy. Make more gestures when you speak, and stress or pause when you say "Happy New Year".

They all threw up.

Dragon (wiping sweat): Either the one who told you to kneel down or the one who paid a New Year call. New year's phone, you know.

Tiger: I don't understand. Which one? Really, I didn't make it clear. Are you out of your mind? (The action expression is the same as above, remember to be a mother)

Ma: Oh, Tiger Brother, Happy New Year means Happy New Year. How can I explain it to you? Anyway, I know, that's what I mean, you know?

They spread out their hands and shook their heads to show their incomprehension and helplessness.

Sheep (sigh): Wood culture kills people! The so-called New Year greeting refers to a way to congratulate others on the New Year, bid farewell to the old year and welcome the new year, and express good wishes to each other during the Spring Festival. Sheep, wear glasses. I pushed my glasses and picked up a thick book from nowhere.

M: Yes, yes, that's what I mean. As for whether you understand or not, I understand anyway.

Tiger: Oh (I vaguely spit out the word "Oh")

Dragon: Well, look, it will be the Year of the Loong soon. Everyone must love dragons. What a beautiful word dragon is. First of all, we are all descendants of the dragon, which is a sacred symbol. For example, deaf people, what a sacred profession. ...

Monkey: Wait, what did you say? Are you deaf? I am still blind. This is not a profession. Besides, it is nowhere to be found.

Ah. You have culture.

Dragon: Huh? I can read. I'm talking about cages, what a sacred tool. This is specially for poultry. There are iron cages, wooden cages and so on.

Chicken: Hey, what about you? You look down on us. It's true that dogs can't spit ivory.

Dog: Wait, why can I spit ivory out of my mouth? I only have dog teeth in my mouth. Dog teeth can ward off evil spirits, and they are not much different.

Pig (snoring, I don't know when I have fallen asleep)

Slowly, the crowd became chaotic.

Rabbit: That's enough. Don't say that. Look at you. Is this ridiculous?

Everybody be quiet at once.

Rabbit (picks up the phone): Sorry, go on. Oh, I see. ...

Mouse: What? I'm afraid you are on the phone.

Dragon: All right, all right. Let me say a few auspicious words on behalf of the Chinese zodiac.

Everyone: Why do you represent?

Dragon: Because the Year of the Loong is coming. Of course I will take the lead, Yi Long. You'll run again in a minute.

Everyone: Hey, no, no.

Dragon: Yes, I want to look at a thousand fingers and bow my head to be a willing dragon. (The dragon of obedient dragon should be stressed or extended)

Sheep (pushing glasses): Why is there culture now?

Everyone (just reacted): Huh? A dragon? Isn't it a willing ox? (obedient dragons should emphasize, in short, emphasize)

Dragon: Yes, that's right!

Dog: I said, no matter how eloquent you are, you can't represent our zodiac!

Dragon: Then, who can represent it?

Dog: Well, of course I represent it. He winks and discharges to show his unique identity and charm. )

Dragon (pointing to the dog at everyone): Can he represent you?

Everybody (in chorus): No, no.

Dog: Don't be unconvinced by this. It belongs to me in our zodiac. Our dog has an account now. Do you? (Desperate to show off in an ostentatious manner)

Long (thinking): Regardless of the hukou, we don't even have a temporary residence permit.

Dog (laughs): Yes, our dog has the best relationship with human beings.

Dragon: Really?

Dog: Hey, yes. You go to the community to have a look. That man took our dog for a walk all morning and evening.

Rabbit: Stop, it's called walking the dog!

Dog: even walk the dog! Do you have a rabbit walker? Is there a snake walker?

(Go to the other side to continue)

Dog: Even now, our dog is the protagonist of the movie.

Dragon: Really?

Dog: Yes. Don't you know Hachi: the story of a dog? And "a dog's college time" and so on.

Dragon: Why does the latter one feel like swearing? ...

Dog: Not only China people like us, but also the World Cup invited us.

Dragon: Oh? How can I see it?

Dog: Never heard of it? Dog, dog, come on. Come on, dog, dog, come on.

Dragon (speechless): Is that for you? Really.

Dog: So, we dogs and humans have the best feelings and contribute the most. So I can represent.

Niu (rushing out): If you want to contribute, I am welcome.

Dragon (pushing the dog away): You make way and let the old cow blow.

Bull: Why am I blowing? What am I blowing?

Dragon: What a braggart!

Everyone laughed.

Niu: You see, everything is done well, and everything is amazing. Just describe it in one word. For example, our school. ...

Everyone: cattle!

Niu: We guys. ...

Everyone: cattle!

Niu: We are from China. ...

Everyone: cattle!

Niu: Right? You see, I made a great contribution.

Mouse: Go away, no matter how awesome you are, the zodiac is still behind me. I said, I'm still fine.

Dragon: What do you mean?

Mouse: There are words to prove it. Count romantic figures! I thought they said I was a romantic mouse.

Tiger: Oh, why are you so narcissistic? Shameless ~ I'm still good, the king of beasts. There is a saying how to praise me.

Monkey (summer-planting): There is no tiger in the mountain, and the monkey is called overlord!

Tiger: Go to hell, another shameless one. That's a compliment to myself.

Dragon: Tiger's words, I know, do have a lot of boasting. However, we are all a little queasy to see you talk!

Tiger: Oh, what a nuisance. Don't even let people talk.

Everyone vomited.

Chicken: I can't watch it anymore. There is no room for sand in my corns. I also want to praise my contribution.

Everyone: corns?

Chicken: Look, people all over the world are using computers now.

Dragon: Does that count?

Chicken: Yes, even if there are chickens.

Mouse: In that case, my contribution is much greater than yours. Because every computer is inseparable from the mouse!

Sheep: Actually, I also contributed. What do you think children like nowadays?

Everybody: What?

Sheep: Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf. Almost all children and children like me. Do you think I contributed a lot?

At some point, the sheep began to show off in an ostentatious manner.

Sheep (singing): "Although I am only a sheep, the green grass becomes more fragrant because of me, the sky becomes bluer because of me, and the white clouds become soft because of me". You see, the sky is blue because of me and the white clouds are soft because of me.

Rabbit: No matter which one of you contributes a lot, no matter which one of you can represent. I don't dispute this first, but this second is definitely mine.

Everyone: Why?

Rabbit: None of you know. I thought everyone was learning a foreign language now.

Dragon: Really? So what does this have to do with your second place?

Rabbit: Look. One, two, three, four. This rabbit is not the second one.

M: After hearing what you said, I think I should be the first one. So I represent.

Everyone: Why?

M: There is an idiom. This is called "taking the lead"

Everyone: Cut! ~

The pig seems to be awake and walks slowly.

Dragon: Who are you?

Pig: I am a pig!

Everyone laughed.

Pig: My friends, we pigs have the closest relationship with human beings.

Dragon: How?

Pig: The traditional culture of China is a part of us.

Dragon (clapping hands): That's right. Tang poetry, Song poetry, Zhu Bajie.

Everyone laughed.

Pig (quietly): My friends, we pigs are the cleverest. Any of you who can't pay the bill needs us.

Dragon: Pig brain?

Pig: Oh, it's an abacus! Young girls like me and wear me around their necks.

Dragon (thinking): How heavy it is to wear a pig around your neck.

Pig: Oh, a pearl necklace! (real pig)

Dragon: Oh, I see.

Pig: Especially at the banquet, everyone dared not drink a glass, so they had to mention me first.

Dragon: What do you mean?

Pig (holding a cup): Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen ... (pig position)

The dragon was speechless and thought it was not pleasant to hear. He wanted to go forward and seal the pig's mouth with his hand.

Pig: So, I am most qualified to pay a New Year call on behalf of the Chinese zodiac.

The crowd became noisy. Neither of them wants to.

Dragon: Hey, ladies and gentlemen.

Pig (pointing to the dragon): He is talking about me!

Dragon: Who mentioned you? It will be the Year of the Loong soon. You all have to listen to my command and pay a New Year call to everyone together. Otherwise, we won't let you into the Year of the Loong.

Everyone: this ...

Dragon: So I suggest that each of us say an auspicious word and bring our own zodiac.

Everyone: ok!

Dragon: I'll go first. I hope all my friends are in the Year of the Loong. ...

Dog (interjecting): I am meticulous about my work and study.

Chicken (jumping out at once): I am good at listening to chickens dance.

Cow: Health is like a cow. Anyway, everything is a cow!

Mouse: welcome the dawn of the new year!

Tiger: Oh, I wish everyone a healthy life.

Snake: I wish everyone the golden snake dance wildly.

Horse (followed closely): The steed gallops and takes the lead.

Sheep: beaming.

Pig: Everything goes well!

Rabbit (coming out): by leaps and bounds! Go a long way.

Everybody: Is the rabbit flying? Red rabbit?

Monkey: What can I say about it? I wish you all monkey butt, prosperity!

Everyone is speechless.

Dragon: Is it my turn at last? Look at you one by one. What are you doing in front of me? I wish you all a leap forward, full of energy and dance. I hope everyone can have good luck, good luck and good luck in the Year of the Loong!

After the silence.

Tiger: That's it?

Rabbit: I don't know!

Dragon: It's over. Let's go!

The last twelve people came forward together to take a curtain call.

Twelve: Thank you. We celebrate the New Year with the zodiac!

Exit: The curtain call is coming.

Dragon: Turn in the same direction!

1 1 The individual didn't turn the monkey right. Then the dragon led everyone off the stage.

Dragon: 12 1, 121, 12 1, a Guinea-Guinea.

However, the zodiac monkey trotted down in the opposite direction. Look back on the way to see if there is anything wrong. Catch up at once.

Monkey: Hey, wait for me!

This is the end. ...

Please adopt it. Thank you.