Sentences to make classmates happy (26 sentences)

1. I just picked up a 5S and was about to return it to the owner. . . Here’s a text message: You must not bring my cell phone back to me because I lost it on purpose. Otherwise, if my boyfriend doesn’t buy me a 6, I will sue you for stealing my phone!

2. I am a bit vulgar and a bit weird, a bit boring and cute! A bit lazy and a bit bad, a bit smart and a rogue! If you say rogue, you will be a rogue, and if you want to fall in love, you will love me! If you want to love me, then love me.

3. Have you ever heard of it? It takes five hundred times of looking back in the past life for one chance encounter in this life. For close friends like you and me, it seems that we didn’t do anything in the previous life, and only look back!

4. This time I was at school, in class. The two female classmates started fighting behind me. One bit the other one, and the other one said that a dog can't change its habit of eating shit and dared to bite me. At that time, the whole class laughed!

5. Thinking of you is so beautiful, stuffed with Xinjiang's roasted leg of lamb. Although you are fat, I miss you, but you still have weight in my heart.

6. Xiao Ming’s mother, I read a report yesterday, saying that beating and scolding children in childhood has no educational effect at all. Now that I think about it, I really received so many beatings in vain! No. It's all for nothing. The main purpose of beating you is to relieve your anger. It doesn't matter whether you teach or not.

7. Have you eaten? Please receive the text message. The elephant defecated in the middle of the road, and an ant happened to be passing by. It looked up at the mist-shrouded peak, and couldn't help singing: Yalasuo, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!

8. Being single and not It’s not difficult, the hard part is dealing with those people who try every possible means to get you to end being single.

9. It’s so uncomfortable to sit on the bus now. I really don’t know where to put my hands! Looking left and right, all I see are buttocks and bare thighs. He accidentally became a wretched man. Damn it...

10. When I see you shamelessly gaining experience and doing it in such a vulgar way, I really want to say to you for your crazy and heinous behavior: don’t Leave me behind!

11. Oh! I accidentally sent I love you to you by mistake. If you accept it, store it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

12. In the primary school Chinese language test, there was a question like this: Please write down an example of saving water in life! Xiao Ming wrote like this: Use urine to flush stool. The teacher looked at it and silently gave full marks!< /p>

13. When you are tired from studying, drink a sip of green tea; when you are tired from work, smell the fragrance of flowers; when you are unhappy, blow the breeze and let the breeze drive away your worries. .

14. The old couple went to take pictures, and the photographer asked: Uncle, do you want side light, backlight, or full light? The uncle said shyly: I don’t care, can you leave a pair of pants for your aunt? ?

15. Why are the Sunflower Manual and the Evil-Repelling Sword Manual so powerful? God’s reply: Because the dick explodes. . .

16. You, the lovely one, have stolen my love and my heart. I decided to go to court. What crime should I sentence you to? After the judge went through all the records and cases, the jury unanimously agreed: sentence you to stay with me for life!

17. I will know you as soon as I open my eyes. He's a monster.

18. The cruelest sentence I saw today: When you are young, never despair because you have no money, because you need to know. . . . . There will be many days when you have no money in the future

19. When I was in junior high school, a teacher who was usually very strict was copying questions on the blackboard and said, "Sorry, I copied the wrong line." When the class was quiet, the second-rate teacher My deskmate yelled loudly because I stepped on the pen he dropped: You are blind

20. After the haircut, the barber asked how it was. I was silent for a while and said to him: As long as you are happy. good. . .

21. Men and women sit at the same table. When the boy sings in class, I am afraid that I will fall in love with you. He happens to be facing the girl, and the girl says that I am afraid too

22. Man: Every time I miss you, the stars Just shed a tear, and that's how the ocean was formed. Woman: I fart every time I miss you. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

23. Legend has it that you were so ruthless that you lay down across four seats in the theater. When someone asked you to get up, you just grunted and didn’t move. The security guard came and said: My friend is ruthless enough. , which road is it on? You gritted your teeth and said: I fell down from the aisle upstairs!

24. After my boyfriend caught up with me, he took me to treat the people in their dormitory to dinner. Everyone drank to cheer up. A drunk friend hugged my boyfriend and said: I like you so much, but you actually like women! . .

25. I haven’t heard from you for a long time, and I feel bad. I think about death. I cut my veins with potato chips, hit my head with tofu, jumped over the building with a parachute, and hung myself with noodles. But If you don't even die, just treat me to a meal and wait until I die.

26. I was left by the teacher to do my homework. If I didn’t know how to do it, I would copy someone else’s work. Then I went to the office to hand in my homework. When I saw the teacher, I said: I’ve finished copying!