Little Times 3.0 Thorn Golden Age is serialized from January to July.

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Various things worth talking about happened at Gu Li’s birthday party, and these jokes became a piece of cake for a while. There is endless gossip circulating among the people.

For example, the star who is known as a vixen due to his oval face also appeared at Gu Li’s birthday party. Of course, she didn’t know Gu Li, she just stopped by to visit Gong Ming. Her appearance caused the flashlights in the audience to flash out of control.

For example, Neil generously put on white tight-fitting low-waisted swimming trunks, and lay in the massage swimming pool in the center of the sky terrace. His expression was extremely lustful and full of temptation, and he All the female animals present were dumbfounded. If we hadn't desperately grabbed Tang Wanru, she would have jumped into the pool wearing a dress and drank some water with Neil ***.

For example, when the model Lu Shao, who is now famous in Shanghai, appeared, no one knew that he was the writer Zhou Chongguang who was once famous all over the country, except me. There seemed to be a monster in my chest, and the tension that was ready to come out at any time enveloped me from beginning to end. The look he looked at me still contained the fierce smell of blood of unknown origin, but it was so hot and passionate, like a scorching spring. It makes people’s chests ache.

Of course, Gu Li's performance is the most remarkable. After a whole week of not eating any rice and living only on photosynthesis, she finally stuffed herself with great pride into the little black dress borrowed from the company and designed by Beckham's world-famous wife Victoria. Of course, she kept smiling throughout the whole birthday party, and she even threatened us at the beginning, "From now on, I can't laugh, cry, take deep breaths, or swing greatly, because my skirt is very tight and will shake all the time." Explode. If you dare to make me laugh, or prepare any surprises to make me excited, I will definitely strip you naked and hang you upside down in the wind tunnel on top of the World Financial Center!" She said this! At that time, her expression was fresh and elegant, her eyes were empty and distant, and her whole body was motionless, like a nun who was caught in deep memories - I believe she can maintain this still state until the end of the birthday party.

Moreover, no one knew when she was drunk. Also drunk at the same time was Tang Wanru. She didn't know where the courage came from. Like a Buddha, she took out two Nu Bras from her chest with a "crash" sound, and threw them on the champagne tray in front of Gu Li with two crisp "snap" sounds. Like a dish.

Gu Li trembled, frightened, and his pupils trembled like an electric shock. However, after a few seconds, Gu Li calmed down. As expected of someone who has seen strong winds and waves, she turned around and took a large piece of wrapping paper left over from unwrapping gifts, and carefully and calmly wrapped the two Nu Bras. stand up.

During the packaging process, countless people passing by were shocked by this scene and asked: "Is this a gift?" Of course, Gu Li responded with ease and made new tricks every time.

When Neil passed by dripping with water in his white swimming trunks, he asked in confusion: "Is that a gift?"

Gu Li replied: "Yes, for your grandma! "

When the gorgeous Nan Xiang passed by with a red face, he shyly asked: "Is this a gift?"

Gu Li replied: "Oh no, this is a stolen item. "

When Lan Jue, who was still sober, came over to try to help, he asked a little embarrassed: "Is this a gift?"

Gu Li replied: "Oh no, this It's an organ."

When Gong Ming passed by like a moving iceberg, he asked silently with his eyes: "Is this a gift?"

Gu Li replied: "Oh no, this is a weapon."

After the packaging was completed, all Gu Li's conscious mind was exhausted. She went from completely sober to completely drunk. Half awake and half drunk, I watched her stubbornly push her business card into the hand of the waiter in a tuxedo. The waiter was particularly embarrassed holding the wine bottle. I didn't know whether to continue to help her add more wine or to pinch her. , and Gu Li showed her classic fake smile and said "hehehe" to the waiter: "Oh, Manager Liu, you are indeed a salesperson, so heroic! Just drink from the bottle! I'll do it first, little lady." After saying that, he raised his head and poured the empty cup, which was completely empty of wine, to his mouth. Then he pretended to raise his hand, wiped the corners of his mouth, and puffed up his cheeks to pretend to swallow hard. Damn, he acted well. Just like the real thing, my waist hurts from watching it.

She left calmly in the awkward eyes of the waiter. She walked towards the toilet with steady steps, clear eyes and elegant expression wearing 14cm tapered high heels - whenever she saw her like this Virtue, I knew she was drunk. When she is awake, she must be rolling her eyes constantly, and then commenting on everyone's ugliness like a machine gun.

At 12 o'clock, she slipped out of the toilet with bright eyes. It looked like she had vomited no less than eight times. Like the one-eared character in "Black Cat Sheriff", she glanced around with cunning eyes and eyes. After making sure that no one noticed that she was drunk, she walked arrogantly to the little place where the birthday cake was placed. In front of the ceremony, she shouted like a rich man: "Listen to me!"

Everyone: "..."

She looked at the audience with satisfaction The frightened person continued to deliver her shocking birthday speech, "I'll start with the ugly words. Ever since I was a child, the most annoying thing I have ever done is when people put birthday cakes on my face or on other people's faces. , What a vulgar behavior, don’t think this is a fashion thing, so, let me tell you, no matter who it is..." When she said the word "who", she stopped, and then used a fierce sneer like Master Miejie, She used the tip of the cake-cutting knife to point at the faces of the guests surrounding her one by one - when she pointed at Gong Ming's face, she trembled, but immediately calmed down. After all, she had seen Of the world, she continued to point at them one by one, and then said: "No matter who it is, I will use this knife to fill this swimming pool with his blood."

Everyone present, including the service After both the student and the aunt waiting to clean up at the door of the toilet were threatened by her with the tip of a knife, she was contentedly preparing to cut the cake. At this time, Tang Wanru appeared out of nowhere, shaking her head and falling from the sky. She walked to Gu Gu Li looked around with confused eyes, obviously not knowing what was going on. She saw that she was too drunk and could not stand still. She said delicately to Gu Li: "I really drank too much." "She glanced at the huge birthday cake towering next to her. I think she must have regarded the cake as a wall, otherwise she wouldn't have stretched out her hand to help it while speaking, and then she didn't hold anything back. He fell into the cake.

The entire scene collapsed instantly.

Nan Xiang and I looked worriedly at Tang Wanru, who was screaming and struggling in a large pile of cream. Nan Xiang trembled beside me and asked me: "Do you think Gu Li will insert the knife in her hand directly?"

I frowned, "I can't tell, this is a bit exciting. "You're too big."

However, in the end, Gu Li still showed her higher education as a woman. She did not insert the knife in her hand. She picked up Tang Wanru and walked to the toilet. go.

Nan Xiang and I quickly followed.

As soon as Nanxiang and I pushed open the toilet door, Nanxiang screamed. She calmed down after the two of us focused our attention. It was obvious that she was frightened by the horrifying scene that had just entered her eyes. Tang Wanru bent down into the toilet and kept vomiting. Because she went too deep, her whole head disappeared into the toilet, so Gu Li, who was helping her lift her hair to prevent it from hanging down in the toilet, looked at He looked like a murderer who had just killed Tang Wanru in the toilet.

At this moment, Gu Li looked like a nun shrouded in the light of maternal love, with kind eyes and a warm expression. She stroked Tang Wanru's back with one hand and teased her with the other. A few strands of hair, Nan Xiang and I were moved by the scene in front of us. It was so much like the warm and beautiful time when our university just started. Every night we got drunk in the bar in front of the school.

Just as Nanxiang and I were immersed in the beautiful memories of our youth, tragedy happened.

Tang Wanru raised her head after vomiting. Just as Gu Li was about to bend down to ask for help, the toilet was full of vomit floating under Gu Li's eyes. Gu Li's stomach twisted for two seconds. After that, she suddenly opened her mouth and said "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,"" she said.

Quiet.

Dead silence.

Harmony.

The air in the entire bathroom was frozen, as if the pause button had been pressed during the DVD playback.

The four of us looked at each other in disbelief, each with our own agenda and did not dare to act rashly.

At this moment, the drunk Tang Wanru did not know that Gu Li had vomited dinner on her head, and her hair was tied in a very elegant bun today, like a blooming lotus. ——The "cup" is that the heart of this lotus flower is like a small bowl, holding Gu Li's half-digested dinner. As Tang Wanru swayed, the bowl of dinner also swayed, teetering every moment. Our eyes were firmly attracted by the bowl of water above Tang Wanru's head, and we couldn't turn our eyes away. I suddenly felt that the Tang Wanru in front of me was like those acrobats on TV who performed balancing a bowl of water on their heads.

Tang Wanru stood in front of Gu Li, very moved, she said: "Thank you Gu Li, you are still willing to take care of me. I thought you didn't want to talk to me anymore.

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Gu Li's pupils were staring at the bowl of things in horror, trembling up and down and left and right. "..."

Tang Wanru: "When you touched my back just now, , not to mention how touching. "

Gu Li's pupils kept beating, "..."

Tang Wanru: "Really, thank you!" ”

After saying that, she bowed 90 degrees to Gu Li.

Gu Li looked at the bowl of porridge above Tang Wanru’s head coming towards her. , she took a step forward in despair, and then she felt the hot liquid flowing from her chest.

Nan Xiang and I were so weak.

The serialization of "Tiny Times 3.0 Golden Age" ended in April 2010 and is to be continued. Please stay tuned...

Chapter 3 serialization in May 2010:

" What happened next? Didn't your bow to Gu Li cause her to whip out her fangs and suck the blood from your neck on the spot? "Gu Zhun looked at Tang Wanru, his two dark eyebrows were twisted like a pair of NIKE logos, giving him a sense of joy on his handsome face, with a very serious and curious expression.

"Of course not, Gu Li is my good sister. " Tang Wanru moved the chair towards Gu Zhun in a fascinated manner, "Let me tell you, little handsome boy, the scene was so spectacular at that time. The hot soup and water just splashed from your sister's cleavage. Even if you stay here, your sister's face doesn't change at all. She remains unmoved despite the storm. ”

Nan Xiang and I looked sad. We understood that Gu Li was unmoved at that time entirely because that scene, to Gu Li, was like a high-performance computer suddenly encountering a super-powerful computer. The logic of its program was very difficult to calculate, so it - it crashed.

I closed my eyes, the golden sunlight shone on my eyelids, and my retinas were as red as hot magma. < /p>

That night, the four of us squeezed into the high-end toilet of Hyatt Hotel on the Bund and took a happy bath. There was a shower head in the toilet for guests who were enjoying the outdoor swimming pool, and the water quality was still three-year-old. Of course, Gu Li was unhappy. Her expression when she flushed the water on her chest was like a Japanese samurai about to pick up a samurai sword and commit seppuku. She looked really full of sadness.

Compared to Gu Lilai, Tang Wanru was much more chic. She untied the bun on her head that was fixed with numerous clips and hairspray, and then vigorously shook her hair away. Come on, she has loved doing this action since she was a child. Every time she feels like a model in a shampoo commercial on TV, with moving lights shining on her hair and a slow-motion high-speed camera capturing her perfection. moment, but in fact, whenever she moves her hair from side to side with her eyes closed like this, her expression looks like an aunt who went to sell vegetables on the street and was suddenly struck by lightning - of course, Gu Li's "dinner" on her head also flew with her hair.

After we finished tossing in the bathroom, it was already very late and we were waiting for the four of us. When everyone walked out wrapped in the bathrobe provided by the hotel, the guests outside were leaving one after another. I think everyone should be very satisfied. After all, a dramatic TV drama scene like "a woman screamed and fell into the cake" is not We can often see it.

The four of us were sitting by the open-air circular swimming pool. The building was empty except for two waiters in white shirts and black vests who were cleaning up the place. There were more than a hundred wine glasses and all kinds of messy cups and plates. I didn't say anything. I couldn't even focus on it beforehand. The alcohol in my mind hadn't evaporated yet. My mind was spinning, and my consciousness was blurry and anxious, as if there was a pair of hot hands. Pressing hard on my temples

However, there were only four of us left on the deserted terrace, at the highest point on the Shanghai Bund, and everything was silent. , it was dark, this feeling was really good. I raised my head and looked at Nan Xiang, whose face was red, and tears rolled down my face.

That night, we took advantage of the opportunity. We were so drunk that we asked the hotel staff for swimsuits in the early hours, and then the four of us jumped into the pool like dumplings with white limbs, because everyone was drunk. Everyone was laughing so hard and tussling with each other that many times I couldn't tell who was Gu Li and who was Tang Wanru (...) We just dismissed Gu Li's bag. The last two hours of the period.

In addition to me crying that night, I felt that the three of them also cried. Nan Xiang's tearful eyes were more beautiful than the brightest stars above her head, which made my heart break. As for Gu Li, although she repeatedly emphasized that her red eyes were because she couldn't stand the disinfectant water in the pool while wearing contact lenses, I believe she must have cried too. Because I know her best, she has a mouth made of knives - and of course she also has a heart of stainless steel.

As for Tang Wanru, it goes without saying that even a blind person would know that she was crying. She kept wailing with her mouth open because her mouth was too wide. While crying, she took a big gulp of water from the swimming pool. I cried for so long that the water level in the pool dropped a lot. I took advantage of the wine to cry and yell at her: "Drink less! Drink less, there is no water in the pool. My cleavage is exposed to the air!" After hearing my words, Gu Li rolled his eyes as big as a ping pong ball, "Lin Xiao, don't be shameless, what cleavage? Where did you get your cleavage? Do you know where the cleavage is?" After listening to Gu Li's question, I couldn't answer it. I turned to Nanxiang drunkenly: "Nanxiang, where do you think the cleavage is? Below the throat? Or above the navel?" Nan Xiang was about to answer when he heard Tang Wanru tell me very impatiently: "In the middle of the breast!" Gu Li suddenly sank into the water, looking like he couldn't stand it. This was so exciting that he committed suicide.

Why are you crying?

Later, I kept recalling that night. If God really exists, if he was still awake that early morning, then he was high in the sky, looking down at the four girls on the highest terrace by the Huangpu River. He looked at their tears, Listening to their ordinary and faint heartbeats, what would he think?

I think it may be because the scenery at the moment is so beautiful. The dark sky is dotted with big diamond-like stars. The concrete forest composed of countless skyscrapers in Lujiazui opposite is dark, with only a few scattered ones left. Because the windows were still lit after working overtime, and the red navigation lights on the top of the skyscrapers were flashing randomly, as if countless sparks were ignited from the ashes blown by the wind, which made Lujiazui look like God placed it on the riverside. of a galaxy.

I think it may be because we have accumulated too many emotions, and the high dam we built in our hearts finally collapsed under the impact of alcohol. At that time two years ago, Nan Xiang was still an artistic young woman immersed in the heavy world of picture albums and love novels. She painted beautiful oil paintings that won awards every year, attracting countless rock youths and physics monsters in school to be crazy about her: At that time, Tang Wanru was still a petite, cute and shy muscular bullfrog. She liked to wear a huge pink bow on her chest and then run happily on the playground. It looked like she had two nu bras attached to her chest; Gu Li At that time, she was still a gangster who carried bank cards and calculators around all day long, but she didn't actually have a broad vision at that time. She didn't know that two years later, there would be something called "The Bund Source" in Shanghai. "Afternoon tea at the Peninsula Hotel has always been regarded as legendary by Hong Kong ladies." At that time, she was still satisfied with the 68 yuan breakfast at school. Let’s compare the little bitches; two years ago, I, a person from an ordinary family, lived completely in a greenhouse built with glass. I was a delicate rose, and the wind and snow blew outside. The gentle prince reads love poems to me every day, but I prick him with my thorns from time to time. Looking at his painful and handsome face, I become more arrogant and arrogant. Someone watered me when I was thirsty, and someone turned on the heater when I was cold. And in the blink of an eye, I was uprooted and thrust into the Taklimakan Desert. The shameless sandstorm was caressing my delicate petals crazily, as if a wretched man was ravaging a crying loli with his lustful smile, and there was a tree beside me. A tall, strong cactus covered with thorns, all of them wearing high heels, fighting for the only nutrients and water with me

And Nanxiang is in such a state - just holding the hand every day The working state of using a stopwatch to complete one impossible task after another - the four of us rarely get together, not to mention talking all night long, not to mention lying in the same bedroom together, huddled in Watching the concert on the DVD in the same bed, even having an afternoon tea together, or even a simple lunch together have become a luxury. Countless days during the day, I asked Gu Li to look at her as she kept making phone calls and sending and receiving emails in the office. Her face was expressionless, but the glimmer in her eyes looked like she was dripping with fatigue. , I also witnessed her going to the bathroom to vomit in the middle of the meeting because she stayed up all night writing a plan the night before and then had a meeting early the next morning. I followed her to the bathroom and helped her lift her pussy in the bathroom. Hermès silk scarf, she came back after vomiting and continued to discuss various proposals without changing her expression. I quietly poured a packet of Gongming's nutrition into her coffee, which is a high-energy nutrient powder rationed to her. As for Nanxiang, he submitted a resume and went to interviews again and again. Sometimes when I get up to go to the bathroom at night, I can see her still sitting in front of the computer browsing the recruitment website. The coffee cup in her hand is no longer steaming. In this kind of life, the school days when we used to talk about everything, talk to each other heart to heart, act as each other's personal little cotton-padded jacket, and act as each other's intimate big sister, just disappeared bit by bit.

I miss that era.

I really miss that era.

That era was covered with a layer of soft dust, caressing our unwrinkled faces like warm silk, and tears could flow into the collar along the smooth corners of young eyes.

In the era when we lived together in the university dormitory, every Saturday at 3:30 in the afternoon when we stayed in school together, we would turn on the radio and listen to a nostalgic golden song column on the radio. That column was always repeated The theme song "Dream Chaser" from "Flying Fox in the Snow Mountain" was playing, and whenever Feng Feifei sang "Look at me, take a look", we would sing loudly together and look at each other, stretching out our hands artificially, imitating Qiong Yao. The figure of the heroine in the play.

On that night, in the endless rolling pool water and the advanced LED cold light under the water, I suddenly understood what the adults said before, what life is. Life is about force majeure. It is the only clause in the contract that will always exist and that no one can change. So under such an eternally romantic starry sky, in the cold Qionglou Yuyu high up on the river, we cried and laughed and talked a lot. I was drunk and I don’t remember most of them, but I Finally I understand, Tang Wanru is still Tang Wanru, she will always be the Ruru in our hearts - yes, that pet. She told us about Nan Xiang’s mother’s drug addiction. She was the one who called the police. She was completely frightened. She originally went to Nan Xiang’s house to quarrel with Nan Xiang, but she pushed him away with a murderous look on her face. At the door of Nan Xiang's house, there was a heroic scene of Nan Xiang's mother inserting an needle into her arm. She was completely motivated to protect Nan Xiang, and the education she had received since she was a child was "If something happens, call the police." ". Unlike me, I have been successfully brainwashed into "if something goes wrong, go to Gu Li." It's just that this move was misunderstood by a few of us under the low pressure of "the love-hate triangle between Nanxiang, Weihai and Tang Wanru" at that time. In fact, if I think about it carefully, if it were me and I knew that Nan Xiang was involved in drug-related matters, I might also call the police. I can't just watch her go to hell, not to mention that I'm not Gu Li, I can just make a few phone calls and resolve the matter.

When talking about Wei Hai, Tang Wanru was particularly heroic and waved her hands, "It's okay, of course I can understand! If it were him, I would like you too. You are so beautiful, and you can If you are a painter and have big breasts and fat buttocks, I feel very comfortable losing to you!" Tang Wanru probably read some books during this period and learned to use the term "big breasts and fat buttocks". She had just started her first year of college. When she was talking about it, she described a big-breasted girl in our department as not so elegant, "Holy shit, look at that girl, her breasts are like Turpan!" I didn't understand at the time, and I asked her: "Isn't Turpan a basin? "It's dented!" Tang Wanru said very calmly, "Yes, it was the hole caused by the woman's fall."

At this moment, Tang Wanru rested his head on Nan Xiang's shoulder. He tilted his head and looked at Gu Li and added in time, "If I lose to Gu Li, I won't understand. Who wants to fall in love based on a calculation?"

I was shaken by a burst of loud applause. Waking up from the memories, under the golden sunshine in front of them, Gu Zhun and Neil couldn't help but applaud her after hearing Tang Wanru's heroic deeds. Tang Wanru looked at the two sexy beauties in front of her, smiling and applauding her, with charming eyes. She couldn't help but breathe quickly, and raised her hands to gently hold her chest. It was hard to tell whether she was excited or nauseous.