Please! ! ! Yu Yujun’s novel (full text) If you have any, please send them to me.

There is a little girl named Ouyang Xiaoniao, her name sounds super childish. But who told her father to call him Ouyang Xianhe?

Because her grandfather was a health expert, he gave her father a longevity-prolonging name. However, even the little bird's mother is called Du Juan, so cousin Xiaotian said that the little bird's house can be renamed "Bird's Nest".

However, Xiaotian should also be a bird in essence, because his full name is Zhang Tianfei.

Xiaotian doesn’t like to play in the stadium, but he likes to go to the library. Whenever he has time, he rushes to the library to read. He is unique among boys.

Classmate Xiaoniao is eleven years old, but he is small and likes to wear overalls. It seems that it is a little inconvenient to go to the toilet. But since the advent of jumpsuits, the inconvenience of overalls is nothing, right?

Otori-san likes anime very much, especially "Idol Manifesto", "Caiyun Country Story", "Alice Academy" and so on. She likes the standards of works, firstly, there is love, and secondly, there is magic.

Got it? Xiaoniao is a standard little nympho who loves handsome guys (Xiaotian said girls should be a little reserved, even if they love him, it should be said as appreciation). The popularity is only three minutes, and the idol basically changes once a week.

The little bird has a string of nicknames, such as little bird, charterer, poodle, little brat, second grader, and so on. (555, she is already in fifth grade, and she is still considered very cute. Xiaotian gloated and explained to her: "Cuteness does not mean cuteness, cuteness directly equals childishness, ignorance and retardation!" The cute little bird secretly made up his mind to follow Xiaotian's example, Spend more time in the library, read less cartoon books, and strive to become an intellectual beautiful girl as soon as possible!)

The current continuous idol of Xiaoniao is the new music teacher An Di.

Teacher An Di has a tall figure and a long neck. She is also wearing a gray skirt that reaches her ankles. In the first class, she said she would give everyone a meeting gift. The silver flute flashed, and the song "Green Sleeves" floated faintly from her lips, and the two small dimples rolled around at the corners of her mouth like dewdrops.

The little bird watched intently. If I could become a girl as beautiful and elegant as Teacher Andi, I would definitely make other girls drool with envy, right?

After playing the song, Teacher An Di put down the flute and said to everyone: "Teacher wants to find out what musical instruments you all know."

As a result, there are really hidden dragons and crouching tigers in Xiaoniao's class! There are five or six people who can play the violin, and there are a lot of piano players.

He Xiao, like Xiaoniao, is a member of the "Small Girls Alliance". They were sitting in the first row together.

He Xiao said calmly: "I play a relatively large instrument. I can play the cello, and my idol is Yo-Yo Ma."

Little Bird's deskmate immediately exclaimed: " So handsome!"

"What about you, Wang Jin?" Teacher An Di started to call the names.

"Huh?" Wang Jin shrank his neck.

The little bird glanced at him: "Haha, are you in trouble?"

Wang Jin likes to quarrel with the little bird: "The little bird's father is called Xianhe, and the little bird's grandfather is called Yongshou, Xiaoniao’s daughter is called Xiaoniao, and Xiaoniao’s granddaughter is called Xiaoxiaoniao!”

Xiaoniao responded: “Wang Jin’s father is Wang Yun (Tian), and Wang Jin’s grandfather is Wang Jin. His name is Wang Qian (Tian), Wang Jin’s son is called Queen (Tian), and Wang Jin’s grandson is called Wang Dahou (Tian)!”

“I can... guzheng” Wang just finished speaking. Now the neck immediately returns to its original position.

"Boys playing guzheng? It's so cool!" Teacher An Di praised, turned to ask the bird again, "Where is Ouyang Xiaoniao?"

The bird looked around, No one in the class could play a musical instrument, so she was alone.

"I'm a natural instrument!" She opened her mouth and started whistling!

The little bird pouted, huffing and puffing, and the atmosphere in the classroom was completely cold.

The little bird won’t give up until she hears the applause, but she is also a girl with gaps in her teeth, so she exerts too much force, and the 咴咴咴咴 is changed into a pee pee pee.

As expected, the students reacted strongly and raised their hands one after another, asking Teacher An Di to let them out. It turns out that the students couldn’t help but go to the toilet to pee!

Wang Jin was the first to rush out. He turned around and gave a thumbs up to Xiaoniao: "You're cruel, I announced today that Xiaoniao is the most shocking little queen!"

Oh, My GAGA! Xiaoniao, who was dubbed the most thunderous little diva, learned from the experience and decided to become a Xiaoniao musician.

When I went back and said that I wanted to learn a musical instrument, I started by playing the piano, but my mother objected. The bird's fingers are too short to cover a few keys.

As for playing the violin, my father is against it. The bird will have its neck crooked.

Then, the mother said to play the cello, but the little bird was not happy. Look at He Xiao, how dwarfed he is by such a big instrument!

The role model of idols is ready. In the end, Xiaoniao decided to be an elegant flute girl like Andi.

Mr. Ouyang Xianhe immediately signed up Xiaoniao for flute class. The little bird started to grow his hair long while learning the flute, which is matching.

One weekend, Xiaoniao was practicing the flute at home. The little bird's hair grows as fast as leeks, and she must play "Green Sleeves" at the same level as Teacher An Di before her hair falls.

The little bird plays the flute, and the sound is like an endless saw, so astringent and sharp. Neighbors couldn't stand the torture and knocked on the door, made phone calls and stamped on the floor to protest "noise pollution".

The bird was very calm, ignored it, and continued to make unpleasant sounds like killing pigs.

Mr. Ouyang Xianhe asked the neighbors to be patient. He immediately offered the densest earplugs and then drove out in the rain to buy earplugs.

On the way back, the rain stopped. During the pause at the red light, Mr. Crane leaned out of the car window. Wow, what a beautiful rainbow! Let the bird see how beautiful the light is when sunlight penetrates water vapor and refracts! With this thought in mind, he picked up his phone and took pictures.

During the intermission, the thirsty little bird drank a cup of iced orange tea made by his father, and was pulled to the computer by his father to look at the beautiful rainbow he had captured.

The little bird was amazed: "Oh, it's different from the painting in the book! Although red is also arranged in the outermost circle, the painted colors look so silly. The colors of a real rainbow look like They are obviously blended together, but each one can still be distinguished. Oh, it is so magical and beautiful!"

"Then try to make it look like a rainbow," Mr. Xianhe said. "Don't be afraid, they are individual notes when separated, but when combined together, it becomes a beautiful piece of music."

The bird felt it, and it really blew out a few decent notes. She cheered and hugged Mr. Crane's face, took a bite, and gave him a new title: "Thank you, Rainbow Daddy!"

"That's it for today?" Rainbow Daddy also smiled. It's as beautiful as a rainbow.

"No, I want to continue to climb the peak!" After the birdie finished speaking, he challenged the high note in one go.

Unfortunately, when it reaches the high notes, it still lies down like a mangy snake. The little bird was not discouraged and launched another attack.

Mother Du Juan was given a headache and toothache by the high-pitched sound that the bird couldn’t reach, so she quickly called for help: “Xiaotian, you’d better come and teach the bird how to dance in space.”

Mom thought, Andy and her flute have been the idols of the little birds for almost a month, and they are not far from being outdated. Xiaotian's "Moonwalk Dance" is unrivaled in the school. Will the flirtatious bird change his mind after seeing it?

The little bird arrived on his bicycle (bicycle), and the bird was blushing and had a thick neck, which was like a fire stick.

She was panting and triumphant: "Xiaotian, wait and see, I will blow a rainbow today!"

Xiaotian rolled his eyelids: "There are cows flying in the sky , someone was playing underground."

The bird turned around with its back to Xiaotian, pretending not to care, but it was obviously affected, and the notes it played began to wander.

The bird blew a string of "bobobo".

Xiaotian said: "Spit!"

The little bird shouted: "It is obviously a small bridge with flowing water!"

The little bird blew out a string of "Puff puff puff."

Xiaotian said: "The little bird is farting!"

The little bird shouted: "They are obviously waving "Green Sleeves"."

" You can't hit me!" The bird was hurt, and its high pitch became more and more trembling, like it was walking on a tightrope.

Xiaotian trembled, and the soles of his feet slipped out of the "moonwalk" unconsciously.

The little bird turned around and smiled through tears: "I am the best at playing, right? Look at you, you can't help but dance with me!"

"That's because I can listen "Thriller all over my body." Xiaotian ordered, "Give me a piece of music, "Thriller" by Michael Jackson. Oh, I forgot that you are a newbie in English, it's "Thriller"!"

"Ah, you want to dance the complete moonwalk dance?" The opportunity was rare, so the little bird put down the flute and hurriedly looked for the music disc.

At a family gathering, the elders encouraged Xiaotian to dance.

Xiaotian’s face tightened: “I’m not the little monkey you raised!”

Xiaotian’s father yelled: “Aren’t you raised by me? Why don't you dance for the elders?"

Xiaotian shook his head: "Shakespeare said: 'If we are controlled by others, the fault is not in fate, but in ourselves.' , holding a thick book, jumped all the way away.

Over there, Dad Rainbow has helped Xiaoniao find "Thriller" on the computer. As the music sounded, it was like a strong current flowing from the top of Xiaotian's head to the soles of his feet. He wanted to knock the bird down, so he used all his strength to jump, and every joint and every muscle seemed to be disassembled.

Clang, the flute fell to the ground. Xiaoniao was completely stunned by Xiaotian's dance steps on the spot, and shouted desperately: "Teach me, teach me!"

Little Bird learned to skate first. While rubbing her soles, she happily imagined what it would be like for the first female space dancer in history to emerge from the sky: when she slid into the classroom like a moonwalk, Wang Jin, who was playing the guzheng, clicked, clicked, and the strings responded one by one. And break!

Bang! The imaginative bird accidentally fell to the ground.

"Thriller" just ended, and the next song sounded, which was "Don't Want to Grow Up" sung by S.H.E.

The rapid violin sound sounded, and the bird lay there and shouted: "Violin!"

Xiaotian's eyes lit up and shouted: "Mozart!"

< p>The flirtatious little bird was excited by the fancy violin prelude again: "This violin is so handsome!"

Xiaotian didn't say anything anymore. His ears had already filtered out those fancy violins, and he immediately recognized that the original version was Mozart's "Symphony in G Minor." Which symphony is it? Xiaotian couldn't think of it, so he turned around and ran away.

"Where are you going?" The bird grabbed him.

"I'm going to the library to look up a music dictionary."

"Can't you Baidu? It'll save you so much effort!"

Xiaotian said contemptuously : "If you don't read books on Baidu, you will become an idiot!"

The little bird doesn't want to become an idiot: "Can you take me with you?"

The little bird snaps. Follow Xiaotian to the library. This is the oldest library in the city, with a mottled gray exterior. Entering the gate, you are greeted by a large pool of ancient lotus flowers. The main building of the museum is only four floors old, and the wooden floors creak.

Xiaotian asked Xiaoniao to promise to walk lightly on tiptoes. He knows that birds like to fly around and never sit down to read a book.

But Xiaotian likes this place so much, and even more likes the lotus pond. However, he likes leaves more than lotus flowers.

The lotus leaves in summer are like a newly published book, with a glaze-like luster. In autumn, the leaves turn yellow-brown, like old books. The dense lotus leaves stretch endlessly, and wherever the wind blows, they rustle, like the sound of thousands of books being flipped through together. It's so sweet and spectacular!

Xiaotian dove into the rows of dictionary bookshelves in the library, rummaging through them.

The covers of the dictionaries are so bland that the little bird has no desire to even look through them.

She put her hands in the pockets of her overalls and muttered to the side: "What's the use of knowing which symphony it is? "I don't want to grow up" is a better name than that Mozart one. "Symphony in G Minor" sounds so much better! If the name of the symphony had scared me away, I would have never had the chance to hear the handsome violin."

The little bird is a no-brainer. An absolute headliner. Xiaotian ignored her and came out with a lot of thick dictionaries. The little bird started sneezing as soon as he smelled the old books. < /p>

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh coming from me but this little birdie sneezing like an explosive sneeze.” How about applying for a longevity record?”

“Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze…” The little bird kept banging its head, “This little bird is sneezing like a bug. This is the Mozart score. "You're not the same age as the hot girl, are you?"

The little bird is so strong that he can use the strength of his sneezes to determine the age of the book.

Xiaotian was so dizzy after hearing this that he quickly pushed her and shouted: "Find a book and read it yourself!"

"I can only read more than the space between my teeth." It’s a thin book.” Xiaoniao grinned and made a face.

"You go to the newspaper reading room, go quickly!" Xiaotian quickly pushed her to the door.

The little bird wandered into the newspaper reading room and quickly found an interesting pastime.

There are many grandparents and grandmothers reading newspapers in the newspaper reading room. Old people tend to get sleepy when they look at things. The old man opposite the little bird dozed off while reading the newspaper. He dozed off and then read the newspaper again.

The little bird pinched his watch and started counting. The frequency of grandpa dozing off was about once every four minutes. At almost four minutes and ten seconds, the saliva started to flow. The little bird waited with bated breath, and every time the saliva was about to fall onto the newspaper, he would wake him up with a loud shout. The old man quickly retracted his saliva.

The little bird went back and pulled Xiaotian over: "Watch me do an interesting experiment!"

Xiaotian sat there flipping through the newspaper and watching the old man's drowsiness for a while. Experiment, and then say that the bird is super boring.

The little bird was very aggrieved: "I worked so hard to rescue the newspaper from the drool. Isn't it worthy of praise?"

The old man who is always drooling and always being woken up I'm not angry, I still call the bird a little alarm clock. The little bird is very satisfied with this nickname. I borrowed the newspaper from the old man's hand and read from the first page to the last page. As she watched, a small spark of inspiration suddenly flashed in her head.

Back in the reading room, Xiaotian, who was looking through the "Philharmonic Manual", was interrupted by Xiaoniao again: "I borrowed your mobile phone to take a photo."

Xiaotian asked her to wait.

The little bird said: "We can't wait, we must race against time to take the photo!" As he said that, he grabbed his cell phone and ran away.

Xiaotian chased outside.

The little bird jumped and shouted: "Look, look, the little rabbit's ears are missing!"

It turned out that the little bird picked a lotus leaf to fill with water, and put it in front of the lotus leaf. There is a painting on the outer wall of the library with a lotus pond. When Xiaotian took a look, the biggest and clearest thing was the big radish in the middle.

The little bird took pictures with his mobile phone and said proudly: "This picture is called "Hand over your carrots", and it was inspired by the newspaper rescued from the grandfather's saliva.

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In the corner of the last page of the newspaper, the little bird saw a joke: "There is a little wolf who only eats vegetarian dishes, and his parents are very worried." How can there be a wolf in the world who doesn’t eat meat? One day, they saw the little wolf chasing the rabbit. Mom and Dad were very happy. The little wolf finally became enlightened! Unexpectedly, the little wolf grabbed the rabbit with its paws and roared: "Hand over the carrot in your hand!" ’”

Little Bird kept telling Xiaotian: “I will be a graffiti artist who travels around the world in the future! Remember, this is my debut novel. Do not delete photos, be sure to save them! There is no guarantee that it will fetch 10 million at auction in the future. ”

Xiaotian hasn’t found the symphony number yet, so he wants the bird to settle down for a while. He knows that the most reliable way is to find a book that the bird can read.

The bird is afraid of reading thick books and is afraid of reading old books (she will sneeze when she smells the smell of old books). The book chosen for the bird must be interesting to the bird. Pay attention, little one. Bird doesn't like books with pink covers, but he doesn't like books with dark and gray covers either. Bird doesn't like fairy tales where the protagonist is a princess, or books with serious faces.

Searching through the rows of bookshelves, looking for books that are thin and rarely read, looking for books that are not pink or black and gray on the cover, looking for books whose protagonists are not princesses, looking for them. It's not a serious book.

Finally, I found a thin green book, which was an old version of Andersen's fairy tale "The Nightingale".

The little bird shook his head: "It's too thick! ”

Xiaotian was helpless: “Then how thin a book do you want?” ”

“Very thin, very thin, very thin! Xiaoniao gestured with his fingers, and finally put it on his lips, "Well, it's about the same as the gap between my teeth. It's best if it's as thin as the gap between my teeth." "

"Humph, is that still called a book? "Xiaotian said disdainfully.

He went to the library to read. He just likes to read thick books. The thicker the book, the more interesting it is!

Finally found another book and looked at the title. , is "The Most Delicious Sichuan Cuisine Recipe"

The little bird sniffed it and quickly put it away: "At least thirty people have read it, and it still smells like saliva. Ugh, I'm going to puke! "

"Then go find it yourself! "Xiaotian waved his hand and left.

The little bird turned around among the bookshelves, and soon turned to a blind corner. Books placed in a blind corner will definitely be read by fewer people, so they won't It smells disgusting. The little bird thought about it while his eyes jumped up and down.

Wow, that book looks good! When the little bird took it out, it was "Pink." "Dinosaur", very beautiful and new, about the same thickness as the gap between teeth. When I opened the bird, I saw that it was phonetic, and I immediately put it back. The bird was small and often laughed at like a second-grade child. She was so annoyed. She squatted down in distress while holding the childish phonetic book. In such a big library, couldn’t there be a book that was very thin, very new, and interesting? A childish book?

Just like that, she saw the corner of a small book on the bottom layer, and the little bird gently picked it up. Come out. Well, this is probably the thinnest book in the library, and it is also the only one that can be inserted between her teeth. The book is also very new, and it seems that no one has turned it over. I felt this way.

Looking at the title of the book, it was "Who Will Tame the Disobedient Book"?

The little bird immediately became energetic! None of the textbooks were willing to listen to her!

Little Bird’s teeth were chattering with excitement. Wow, I found a unique martial arts secret! With it, the most ridiculous little queen can become a million people. You might even be a fan of the Flute Queen.