Self-test: Have you ever flown up a branch and become a phoenix?

Self-test: Are you destined to fly up a branch and become a phoenix?

Maybe most girls have dreamed of flying up a branch to be a phoenix and transforming into Cinderella, right? Here I will give you a self-test: Do you have the destiny to fly up a branch and be a phoenix?

Topic: As a mother, what kind of innovative growing-up milk powder do you want to give your children?

A. Strawberry pudding milk powder

B. Honey kiwi milk powder

　C. Pearl high calcium milk powder

D. Orange rose milk powder

E. Vanilla grape milk powder

Analysis of test results:

< p>　A. Good popularity gives you more opportunities

You have some characteristics that can turn a sparrow into a phoenix, because you are born with good popularity, and it is easy for others to leave a deep good impression on you, and it is also easy for others to impress you. I like you very much, which also makes you have many noble people and many good connections, giving you more opportunities than others to meet wealthy young men or men who are very good at making money. With such good popularity, as long as you can seize the opportunity and manage the relationship with these people well, it is actually quite possible for you to transform from a sparrow to a phoenix, because your opportunities are easier than others. Can you Marrying a good man can only depend on whether you have a good grasp of these objects!

B. You still need to work harder if you want to marry a wealthy family

As far as your innate characteristics are concerned, you It's because you don't have the qualities that would make wealthy men or wealthy men fall in love with you. It's not that your conditions are not good, it's that you are always attracted to more wealthy men than to wealthy men. Most of the ones you attract are They are all relatively ordinary men. This may have something to do with the people you know and the places you go to. However, whether you are happy or not is not necessarily directly proportional to whether you marry into a rich family. These are always two different things. The definition of happiness does not lie in whether you have a lot of money. You still have a high chance of meeting someone. If you fall in love with someone who loves you very much, at least you will get a happy and happy relationship, which is actually very good!

C. The ability is amazing

In fact, you don’t really need it. Marry into a rich family, because you are very capable, very enterprising and very good at making money. You are smart and have excellent skills. You are a shining star, but you are more likely to be rejected because of this. You are attracted by a wealthy family and want to marry you into a wealthy family and work hard together. Rich people only want to be richer. If you marry into a wealthy family, if you are not well-matched, then you must have a certain degree of shrewdness and cleverness, because wealthy families always hope that the daughter-in-law they marry can manage the family well and have the ability to provide for the family. The family strives for more wealth, and your good skills become your most advantageous trait that turns a sparrow into a phoenix.

D. Being considerate and well-liked

You are born with the characteristics of a sparrow turning into a phoenix, because you have the innate ability to perceive other people's thoughts and understand other people's moods, and can easily Being able to clearly understand when others are depressed, being able to stabilize people's hearts, and comfort others is a great boon for many men who are under great pressure or have to deal with many things every day. Your understanding will give you a good opportunity to turn a sparrow into a phoenix, because when these rich men get along with you, they tend to tell you some of their innermost thoughts unconsciously, and become more and more dependent on you, and you also know how to use many different ways to express your feelings. Ways to help them solve their troubles, of course you will have a better chance of marrying into a wealthy family than others!

E. Just good luck, mediocre characteristics

You don’t have too many sparrows The characteristics of turning into a phoenix. In terms of personality, you are a very ordinary person. In terms of appearance, you are actually a middle-aged beauty. There are not many impressive parts. However, you have better luck than others, just like Cinderella. The same good luck is likely to come unexpectedly and fly to the branches. This is all just luck, and it depends on whether you will stupidly refuse such a good opportunity, but perhaps the innocent, kind, and not too distinctive personality of Xiaojiabiyu will make you very precious, in this world full of gorgeousness. In a gorgeous, feasting world, being simple and ordinary without much thought makes you look special and different, right?

Summary: In fact, girls are born to love fantasy, and it is good to daydream occasionally, that is You must have a good sense of proportion and be able to distinguish between reality and dreams. Having a good reputation can give you more opportunities to meet different friends, and of course one of them may be wealthy. You should work harder to possess your own abilities, keep your nature kind and pure, and be considerate.

Extended reading

The truth about Cinderella

When Cinderella marries a prince, she is actually a perfect match

Do you think Cinderella is a A maid who was born in poverty and has been bullied since childhood? Please don't equate other people's identities with your own so consciously, okay? First of all, Cinderella is a fair and beautiful woman who grew up in a wealthy businessman's family.

This has been explained at the beginning of the movie. Cinderella lost her mother when she was young, and then her wealthy father raised her and married a stepmother who was as bad as other stepmothers in fairy tales. Have you seen it! This beautiful Bai Fumei grew up in a manor with servants, maids, luxurious suites and king-bed rooms. Judging from the manor’s supporting facilities, independent room types and European fine decoration style, Cinderella was indeed born. Rich, the Cinderella in the movie is simply the true character of Cousin Rose in "Downton Abbey".

Do you still remember that in the Cinderella movie, she cried beside the fountain at the door of her house after being forbidden by her stepmother? Do you still remember that in the Cinderella animation, after Sailor Moon transformed, she admired herself by the fountain? I just want to Said: Have you ever seen anyone with a fountain in front of their house?!

In addition, the English of Cinderella in the movie is quite standard, without any local dialect; she has a beautiful face , grew up in a high-quality breeding environment all year round; can speak French, is well-read in poetry and books, and has a certain appreciation ability; although he has a young and square face, I think that is definitely not the appearance originally intended to be expressed in the original work. Therefore, Cinderella is a textbook-standard white, rich and beautiful person. Her father died early and she was temporarily grayed out by the oppression. Therefore, it is a perfect match for Cinderella and the prince to tie the knot. As for those of you who don’t speak French and don’t have a fountain at your door, just go to bed.

Second Cinderella is the first publicly certified green tea bitch in history

Seriously, in the movie, besides having special communication skills with mice? I I really didn’t see what was true, kind or beautiful about her. Those vicious stepmothers and ugly sisters are all weirdos among people, so we make Bai Fumei, who is temporarily oppressed, as beautiful as a white lotus. But you don’t know, the real truth, kindness and beauty should feel a little bit better about stepmothers and sisters. None of them are vicious, and I will be grateful to these three women for not kicking me out. And our fair and beautiful Cinderella has always felt that she is a beauty with an unlucky fate~

When Cinderella was interviewed by the grocery shopping aunt on the street: Why is your stepmother so vicious to you? Not leaving this home? Cinderella's answer was: "I promised my father to protect this home well and love them well. This is a promise." ?Okay, let's see the ending? When the prince proposed to you, you agreed simply and left the house without looking back. What about the promised promise? What about the selfless dedication of human love that was promised? Are you really worthy of your ancestors by lying to your father like this?

Let’s take a look at the first encounter between Cinderella and the prince in the jungle. , what a pure and beautiful encounter between two strangers. Oh come on! Come on! Do you think Cinderella is as retarded as you? The prince wore an exquisite royal embroidered hunting robe, had a meticulous hair style, led a large entourage, and rode an unblemished horse. You strike up a conversation, how stupid do you have to be to really think that? Oh! He is just a young apprentice with little talent!? You have to know that our smart and witty gray LV girl Biao is just putting on a good show, this Is acting a secret skill to capture thousands of rich people? I know you are rich, but I just pretend not to love your money; I know you have power, but I have to pretend not to love your power.

This is not the bitchest part. The most bitchy thing is when Cinderella said to her stepmother: "I don't want to see the prince, I just want to go to the palace to meet my lovely apprentice." ?Okay, you who specially wear a wedding dress that covers an area of ??one hectare, come to the palace and break in, enjoy the attention of all the people, walk down the steps and salute pretentiously, let everyone retreat and go straight to the middle of the dance floor to hug the prince. Dancing posture, YangFanJame can only say: I have seen through everything.

Finally, when do you think Cinderella’s shoes will fall off when she is about to get in the car? How could these extremely tight glass slippers fall off casually! How can this happen from now on? From beginning to end, it was a good show that had been arranged. The prince is just a pawn in Cinderella's hands. So, girls should not think that they don’t need to study because they are beautiful. Look at lesbian Cinderella: Knowledge changes destiny, bitches control life!

The three Cinderellas and the prince will definitely not have a happy married life

First of all, I think Marrying a shoe fetishist is inherently risky, especially if the shoe fetishist also loves fashion, is tall, handsome, and a high-quality gentleman, you are almost destined to have a tragic fate of zero sex life after marriage. Not to mention whether the prince is a crook or not, the entire fairy tale alone has already determined that Cinderella will encounter a top-notch scumbag? For a beautiful girl who had sex with me in the wild, I will be willful and open. At the gate of the palace, he willfully refuses marriage from all countries, and marries a stupid girl regardless of the obstruction of ministers and his father. The climax is when the prince waits for his father to die in order to find Cinderella, and even has no time to arrange a sad funeral! He tries all the feet of women in the country just to find his beautiful girl!

It can be seen that the prince has the four characteristics of the best scumbag: 1. Quite willful and irresponsible; 2. Use any means to achieve his goals; 3. Indifferent and indifferent to things that he is tired of; 4. Childish, impulsive and lack of reason. clear.

The prince is probably either a Sagittarius or a Pisces. He will fall in love with each other when he sees them, and he also hopes that in the future life, Cinderella can use her green tea attributes to get along happily with many side wives.

Four. In fact, this is originally a horror story full of gray connotations

Did you know? In the original work of Cinderella, the stepmother, in order to let her two biological daughters wear glass slippers, He cut off his daughter's heel; the gray pigeon pecked out their eyes in order to warn the two sisters; finally, Cinderella's stepmother and daughter also wandered outside the kingdom and lived a miserable life.

You said you knew everything. But you must not know that the animated film Cinderella originally contained political implications after the war. The last time Disney had a big win with "Cinderella" was 65 years ago, when the animated fairy tale "Cinderella" earned $85 million at the global box office. The popularity of the movie at that time just catered to people's yearning for a stable family life after the war. This inspirational story that encouraged women to be good wives painted a beautiful portrait of a "fairy tale marriage" to people. But with the awakening of women's self-awareness in the 1960s, this portrait was quickly torn apart. Women saw through the creator's trick? The men in the story became a metaphor for women's evil will be punished and good will be rewarded: misbehavior, You will meet a wolf; if you are well-behaved, you will eventually marry Prince Charming. What a woman has to do is to suffer and wait for marriage to become the perfect ending of your life.

Among them, being tortured and accepting is the key to happiness in the future, whether it is Snow White who ran into the forest to wash the dishes for the dwarves, Cinderella who slept in the ashes, or was beaten by the Big Bad Wolf The targeted Little Red Riding Hood and Rapunzel imprisoned in the attic must first endure persecution and humiliation, which are preparatory rituals before marriage; secondly, they must be passive and obedient, waiting, sleeping, or in a state like a dead person, waiting for the prince ( Or hunter, woodcutter) to save them from being trapped in a castle, a glass coffin or the belly of a wild wolf.

So, this story is really not as beautiful as you think, because it keeps hinting to you? Only by being a virtuous and beautiful woman who is submissive can you be rescued by a great man.

Extra: Finally, let us use modern science to see how unreliable it is that Cinderella wears glass slippers: Why did we not talk about glass slippers today? It's a bug that it hasn't changed back yet; there's no nonsense about why there isn't a girl in the whole country whose feet can fit Cinderella's size (these must be god-level feet). Let’s talk about it from the perspective of Fashion today? Glass slippers!

Speaking of glass slippers, let’s first take a look at what crystal is.

Rock Crystal is a quartz (Quartz) crystal mineral, which belongs to the quartz family in mineralogy. Its main chemical component is silicon dioxide, and its chemical formula is SiO2. When pure, it forms colorless and transparent crystals. When it contains trace elements such as Al and Fe, it appears purple, yellow, brown, etc. After irradiation of trace elements, it forms different types of color centers and produces different colors.

The mineral density of crystal is 2.65 grams/cubic centimeter. First, let’s assume that the shoes Cinderella wears are 200px high-heel non-platform high heels with a size of 38, including the upper design. As well as the statistics of sole materials, the volume of the material used in a shoe is about 350 cubic centimeters, so the weight of a pair of shoes is equivalent to 350*2*2.65=1855g=1.855kg! Wearing shoes weighing nearly two kilograms, you will not be able to dance lightly. Will you be tired? Won't you fall when you run away?

Secondly, the Mohs hardness of crystal is 7 degrees; you may not understand it when I say it this way, but let me give you an example. As hard as a steel file! The fairy godmother conjured up a pair of glass slippers for Cinderella. It is definitely not a good thing. With such a hard material on your feet, I just want to know whether you can wear such an unergonomic thing. Does it hurt your feet?

Then, these hard glass slippers were broken into pieces by a gentle knock from our incomparable, unparalleled, fashionable and slender stepmother Kate... ;< /p>