Seeing some embarrassed friends say that they like fishing, can I say that I hate fishing?

Neighbors become fish friends for strange reasons. One day, the movie channel played an old movie "A Ri

Seeing some embarrassed friends say that they like fishing, can I say that I hate fishing?

Neighbors become fish friends for strange reasons. One day, the movie channel played an old movie "A River Crossing it", which contained many scenes of swinging and fishing, which aroused his interest. There is a saying that "photography is poor for three generations, and SLR destroys life", and the famous saying of the circle of fish friends is "fishing into a millionaire". Because fishing pursues sophisticated equipment, it is difficult to buy fishing gear, and it is easy to catch millionaires from multimillionaires.

It was his wife who first noticed that something was wrong. Seeing that he is often absent-minded, speaks less enthusiastically, has a gap in economy and spends more and more time away from home, he will naturally wonder if there is someone outside. Several fights, several stalking, confirmed that he really went fishing. Others also advised her that as long as these people have fish bites, even if Victoria's secret supermodel appeared in front of them, her eyes would not blink, and there would be absolutely nothing to see. But his wife began to worry about the cost again, saying that it would cost a lot of money to learn to fish with movies. I thought, it's a good thing he didn't watch salmon fishing in Yemen. If he had studied that the Yemeni chief wanted to introduce salmon from the North Atlantic to the desert for the convenience of fishing, he would have spent more money.

To be sure, his wife asked her retired father to go fishing with her husband. Other fish friends often make fun of this pair of Weng Xu. According to the arrangement, a pair of Weng Xu went fishing together, and the son-in-law accidentally bumped his father-in-law into the water when collecting the pole. Others rushed to save him and pulled him up. The next day, the son-in-law invited his father-in-law to go fishing again. My father-in-law said, don't worry, I am a daughter, and the property will be yours sooner or later! After the story was repeated by many people, the old man was unhappy and refused to go fishing with his son-in-law again.

At first, neighbors could only catch small crucian carp every day, cut them open and fry them in oil to cook soup. The soup is as white as milk and looks beautiful. But with the improvement of his fishing skills, he has gained more and more, and even the bathtub at home is often full of fish. At first, relatives, friends and neighbors readily accepted their gifts. Later, whenever they saw the fish coming again, they all begged for mercy, saying that it took too much time to cut the fish and they couldn't eat so much. Neighbors had to cut the fish open and fry it in oil before giving it to others, but after a period of time, people's enthusiasm for eating fish inevitably faded, and fish became the secret enemy in their circle of friends and relatives.

The most exaggerated thing is that a family keeps several dogs and eats a lot, so they find some fish from their neighbors to go back as dog food. After a few days, nothing happened. Only when the neighbors asked did they know that the dog would not come out of the cage as long as it smelled the fish after eating it for several days. Even if forced to pull, the dog will try to back off.

There is a story: In the Northern Song Dynasty, Su Shi was banished to Huizhou, Guangdong Province, far away from people. Every three to five days, he buys a pair of sheep spines and adds a little minced meat to make soup, which makes the meat in his mouth smell fishy. Su Shi, who is open-minded, quipped that dogs would be unhappy if they ate like this. What neighbors can't figure out is that eating fish now will make dogs unhappy.