Kneel for the modern dance that middle school students can dance in the art festival. It should be simple and beautiful. Anyway, it can attract the audience, and it's not good to wear skirts and short

Kneel for the modern dance that middle school students can dance in the art festival. It should be simple and beautiful. Anyway, it can attract the audience, and it's not good to wear skirts and shorts that can't dance ~ Xixi 1. Don't be nice to me, I'll be nice to you!

There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you?

The rich will eventually have an unhappy family.

Most people only do three things: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied by others.

5. Don't be afraid of being used, but you are afraid of being useless.

6. Other people's money is my own business.

7. Women please others, but men are pitiful!

8. There are green hills, but there is still no firewood. ...

9. Weak and fierce protest against the timely broadcast of TV series!

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1 1. When paying money, eat home food in the wild; When you have money, eat hometown food in the hotel. ...

12. My rule is: I won't attack if people don't attack me; If people attack me, I will be full of energy!

13. Everyone makes mistakes, but the correct way is modesty.

14. Sometimes I feel great when I am silent in my life, and I feel miserable when I am silent in my career. ...

15. The generation gap is-I asked my little father, "What do you think of the chrysanthemum table?" Dad thought for a moment and said, "No!"

16. At first glance, you are not so good. Better take a closer look.

17. Thin people can't eat at one bite, and fat people eat wholeheartedly!

18. A woman who knows men like the back of her hand first becomes the master of men, and a woman who knows men like the back of her hand finally becomes an old woman.

19. Shangdi gave us youth and autumn, and also gave us youth and autumn pox.

20. Find the reason from yourself after answering the question. Don't blame the celestial sphere for its lack of gravity.

2 1. I was also an infatuated girl in my twilight years, caught in a rain ... and was born.

22. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

I allow you to enter my world, but I don't allow you to walk outside my world at all.

24. I hope there is a place where I can play with my wallet with a mouse book. However, I'll choose a hundred-dollar bill first, keep pressing "ctrl c" and hand in "ctrl v".

25. People are afraid of being a real pig and being strong, while women are afraid of being fat without money.

26. If having no money is also a right, I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

27. If marriage is the grave of love, then I am waiting for someone to bury me.

28. Never hang yourself from a tree. Try it on the surrounding trees several times.

29. Everyone has at most one dream and one strong reason.

30. Naive people don't answer, smart people don't ask about hiding, and cheerful people don't ask about the future.

3 1. Love is like two people pushing a rubber band, and the injured one is always unwilling to let go!

32. If you have no place to rest, you are wandering around!

33. When you see me now, you will suddenly find that a handsome man can be so meticulous!

When I was young, I didn't teach. My mother said, "I'm trying to get you to marry Wang Xiaowu who sells pork." Nowadays, people are learning to raise children: "If you study hard, you won't be able to marry Wang Xiaowu who sells pork."

35. I sang two dishes in the canteen at midnight. I was shocked when I ate the first one: is there anything better than this? I cried after eating the second one: it's true!

36. Cherish your career-if the next emperor is still working for you, you will definitely have his deployment.

37. Agriculture, to say the least; Love, take a step back.

38. We are very different: she expects me to turn dung into gold, and I expect her to treat gold as dung.

39. Mom said it's best not to confront two things in life: the first bus to the wild fights with someone who hates you lightly.

40. Don't say that women are too secretive when men are incapable, and don't say that men are too playboy when women are incapable.

4 1. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

42. As for many people jumping off buildings, be careful not to be hit.

43. Look into my eyes, except shit, you will see perseverance and sincerity.

44. I will be reborn as a woman in my next life, but I will marry a man like me first.

45. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from seeking art!

46. You not only own a car, but also can be self-sufficient.

47. Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my legs and didn't even find a copper coin!

48. If you see the shadow behind you, don't be afraid, it's because there is shadow after negativity!

49. Q: What makes you sad? Q: I'm sorry that you are far away from me!

50. What's the use of "handsome"! In the end, it was not eaten by soldiers!

5 1. Four major sorrows in life: a drop in front of drought and bitter rain; He met new knowledge in other cities and owed money; On the wedding day, next door; When you are at the top, dream.

Love is like playing basketball. There are defenses, defenses, and sometimes real stills!

Have a good sleep at night, so I took out six soft coins from my pocket: if they are all tails, I will go to class. Hesitated for a long time, forget it. Don't take the risk.

54. A successful husband has more money than his master can spend, but a failed master finds such a husband.

55. Pigs have their thoughts, and so do people. If a pig has a human mind, it is not a pig-it is Bajie!

56. There is a monkey in the botanical garden, so ugly that everyone throws up. One day I went and I vomited; One day you went and the monkey threw up.

Everyone else spends money on the moon, but I spend money at night.

58. After a long time, the rumor actually took a bath by the river, washed it while lying down, took off his real clothes and separated, but refused to take off his clothes. At that time, just out of people's sight, it was easy to accept the naked truth as long as you put on real clothes.

59. Rose, yours; Zhuo Keli, yours; Diamonds, yours; You, mine.

60. If there are three people, I will have my whole life. If I chat naked on QQ and master with three swords, I will have a weakness. If I fall in love in a triangle, I will have a wound.

6 1. Men love women vulgar when they have no money, but elegant when they have money.

62. I wanted to fall in love very late, but it was too late. ...

63. I can't draw piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and I'm tired of washing and cooking.

64. I have been sad and crying, and I have been dumbfounded. This is the price of "two".

You will never see me when I love you the most, because I love you the most only when I can't see you. Similarly, you will never see my loneliest time, because as long as you can't see me, I am the loneliest.

What makes you tired is not the remote flat land, but a grain of sand outside your shoes!

67. It is difficult to start the car, but there are old people.

68. Fortunately, I scratch when I itch. Unfortunately, you can't catch it when you itch. To make matters worse, for a long time, stupid souls and bodies can't feel itchy.

69. In autumn, I buried myself in the soil at the entrance of the village. In spring, I collected a lot of handsome guys. Then I turned the village into a handsome boy.

Village ",I also want to go to the village.

70. Women can choose whether to marry early, and men can choose whether to marry early voluntarily.

7 1. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not difficult.

72. Mistakes are not temporary regrets, but permanent regrets.

73. The professor of economics said: Only when the funds are static will the value be deleted. I invented it at that time. My money is dripping, and other people's money is being deleted.

74. I will be friends with whoever says I am black, fat and beautiful.

75. How many bells are there? That depends on whether you are squatting outside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

76. A master saw his two uncles buying vegetables and said, "Do you want to buy two dishes?" The second uncle said, "It's so small that I can't even talk to anyone."

77. Did you talk at work? Throw soft coins to play, surf the internet on the opposite side, sleep on the opposite side, work when you stop horizontally, try your best to plant the land if it is crooked, and apply for demotion if it is broken. If you drop two dollars, you will drop it every day!

78. Many times, the teacher gave me the definition of "handsome boy", which I have never forgotten. My classmate gave me a mirror at that time. Oh, I suddenly understand!

79. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too dignified to make tofu. Tofu is still the safest-soft tofu brain, dense tofu skin, fat soybean milk, fragrant and unprofitable.

80. The fantasy of life is the fantasy life.

8 1. Men lose friendship because of alcohol and tobacco, while women lose friendship because of complaints.

82. If you love someone, you need to start a relationship. If you want to apologize, say it; We must admit our mistakes and correct them; Be compassionate and considerate; Is to accept rather than endure; Tolerance, not forbearance; It is support rather than arrangement; Comfort, not quantity; Is to pour out rather than blame; It is easier to forget than to forget; It is mutual exchange, not everything; It's to seek perfection silently, not to ask for it.

83. Don't force a man to lie, he will hate you; Don't take his words seriously, you will like him.

84. One day, Mung Bean broke up with his female enemy. He kept crying ... and the fruit was harvested. ...

85. Men fool women, shouting and flirting; Women fool men and seduce men; Men and women fool each other and sing love.

86. "Why don't you have two ears?" Grandma said, "One ear goes in and the other goes out. If the light can't get in, it won't be dismantled. "

87. Everything goes against the nature, everything is calm, complacency is indifferent, and success is stable.

88. above people, treat people as people; People, naked chat room, treat yourself as a person.

89. You can be excited, which shows that you still have lofty sentiments about life. Always excited, which means you don't know life yet.

90. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat all the dishes in one place, but to eat all the women everywhere.

9 1. As soon as the eyes are closed, they will follow. Once you close your eyes, you can't open them anymore. An older woman did it.

92. Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately-at first, he gave birth to all the teachers.

93. Stop eating pork and let the pigs run.

94. When collecting agricultural materials, the accountant told me, "You should pay the main salary every six months. Now the whole money is too long ..."

95. Forget what should be forgotten, forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

96. What is worse than gold is sincerity; Accommodation is wider than borrowing a small sea; Complaining is nobler than borrowing money from the ground.

97. Your life may take a long time-a cup of fire, a bowl of rice, and a sentence of I hate you. But people hope: the fire is not yours, the rice is yours, and I love you because you are good to me.

98. Life is like a card game! Not to catch a good hand, but to catch a bad hand.

99. When it is your turn to point your toes at others, please don't forget that your own three toes are facing away from others.

100. Find a female enemy like EXCEL-hide if you want, choose if you want, add if you want, divide if you want, and leave none.

Die, I still don't keep it!

10 1. Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget hatred.

102. Sleep is for stepping on work, and work is for stepping on sleep.

103. If you expect to win, you should regard persistence as your good friend, experience as your advisor, prudence as your brother and expectation as your sentry.

104. When a woman pays the bill, it's like putting salt in a dish, which tastes very weak. Warm reminder: salt is of little use and does not harm the body and oral health.

105. Today's dreams determine people's future. So let's go to bed.

106. Many years later, there will be no rainbow in that majestic rain.

107. Chen Huai-Not because it was so good at that time, but because you are still young at this time.

108. I went to the hospital for a physical examination, and I passed all five subjects. Please review carefully. First, the doctor wrote "handsome" during my physical examination.

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