Make a short and interesting copy of Tik Tok.

1, I won't take the moon for you for nine days, and the moon is not as lovely as me.

2. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

4, if you can't eat grapes, you say that grapes are sour, but if you eat them, you will show off.

Trying not to love someone is much more difficult than trying to love someone.

6. Sometimes, I wonder if what I see in my eyes is the same as what other people in the world see. Maybe my brain is short-circuited.

7. I lost too much blood in English translation, and you were black and blue in the mathematical equation.

8. Playing mobile phones late at night is not only sentimental, but also beaten by mobile phones.

9. If you are my type, I'm sorry, I don't feel like eating recently. Besides, you're not my type.

10 when it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

1 1. When I get along with people and dogs in my life, I find that people are sometimes worse than dogs.

Yesterday, I took part in a pigeon racing. I ended up going alone.

13, I don't lack anything now except my boyfriend. As long as you can help me, you can get a girlfriend for free.

14, flowers and plants are symbols, and plain is king.

15, I am 30 degrees south, and you wear long pants in the north.

16. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

17, car, house and deposit. What am I afraid of? I'm afraid of waking up.

18, giving you face doesn't mean you can do whatever you want in front of me.

19, single for many years, the hardest thing is not loneliness, but dealing with seven aunts and eight aunts and neighbors Uncle Wang!

20. Sorry, the message you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

2 1, your existence, I stayed up late last night, my night, my dream, my all night. Goodbye, my summer vacation.

22. Idolization. If you can't get him, you might as well chase me. I can get him in a few seconds.

23. When you smile, I collapse and my heart is pounding.

24. Love is not hate, but I love and hate you.

25. I should put it on Taobao, because I am also a baby.

26. I like to eat with learned people. As long as I ask a question that they are good at, then all the dishes will be mine for the next two hours.

If you do something wrong, I can cut you some slack. You lied to me, and I can cut you some slack. You broke my heart, I can still cut you some slack! But remember, I have a temper, not a horse!

28. I didn't mean to be different, so I have to have outstanding taste.

29, a man is a dog, whoever has the ability to take it away.

30. If life betrays me, I hope it will be sold by weight.

3 1, what I have is taken for granted, and what I lose is irrelevant.

32. Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a man of principle?

33. It is better to break the bad relationship.

34. It's really hot. Looking for someone to fight for a few days.

As long as a courier is still on the road, I feel there is still a little hope in my life.

If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but the biggest possibility is that I am hungry.

37. I am so beautiful. First of all, I want to thank my parents. If they hadn't given me a pair of skillful hands, I would have made myself so beautiful.

38. I don't like you, like a neighbor who is numb after eating Chili peppers next door.

39. I'm blind only because I took one more look at you in the crowd.

40. It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

4 1, I give myself to you. Cute as it is, I can't afford it.

42. My head hurts. Someone must be squeezing my wisdom.

43. The most serious injury is that the weather is cold and there is no money in my pocket!

44. If you want to fall in love, stop me at once.

45. Those who love me will get rich, while those who don't love me will move bricks.

46. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

47, you are so sweet, not suitable for wind and sun, suitable for lying in my arms.

48. Meeting is always unexpected, but parting is a long-planned thing.

49. Because Cowherd and Weaver Girl have been living in a state of separation, Cowherd and his cow are in love, so they can't get through Tanabata. Please tell each other!

50. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

5 1, I wish you all have the envy of love, and I wish I have money.

52. Don't come across the ocean to see me, just call me your savings for half a year.

When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn't expect it to be easily realized with my mobile phone. There are quite a lot of choices.

54. If you don't ask for it, you will feel at ease. If you don't do it, you will be safe.

55. Some people make you feel bad, and some people make your teeth ache unevenly.

56. You are good-looking and pretentious.

57. I hate Monday and missing Friday.

58. The so-called natural awakening is actually being awakened by urine.

59. If you care too much about other people's opinions, there will be two outcomes: either you are exhausted or you let others die.

60. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open the courier and try it without scissors.

6 1, dusk is approaching, it's time to return to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with the old man.

62. Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.

63. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

I hope you remember that anything that can't kill me will only make me stronger.

65. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

66. It turns out that I didn't know my criteria for choosing a spouse until I met you, and I didn't know that you couldn't have it.

You can't have it both ways, but impatience and procrastination are perfect for me.

68. Step by step, enjoy it further.

69. I came to your city, but you didn't invite me to dinner.

70. You have your long legs, and I have my short legs, not very long, but very thick.

7 1, I only have eyes for you, and your big face keeps me from seeing others.

72. I have never understood why the elevator is clearly standing and why it is always said that it is taking the elevator.

73. If you like a boy, study hard, find a good job, earn a lot of money, and pay more when he gets married.

74. I want to be with you day and night, mm-hmm.

75. The ending, which is different from what you think, is called life, and what you think is called fairy tale.

76. I don't know how others turn pressure into motivation. Anyway, I will only turn stress into appetite.

77. The face is a thing outside the body, but it is necessary. Money is a necessary thing, and it is necessary.

Everything is a cloud, so I'm beginning to believe in donkeys now.