Lines shot like this.

You might like taking pictures.

Yo, how do you know that?

A: Because you have a unique image.

B: There are not many people there who look better than me.

A: It seems that some actors in movies are just like you.

They say I am as kind as Sun Wang Xi.

A: I hope not as good as you.

Some people say I look like Lin Daojing.

Are you a man or a woman?

B: I don't know when I praised it. I'm an actor anyway.

I have seen many photos of you.

I like taking pictures.

A: A few days after the downfall of the Gang of Four the year before last, you wore new uniforms and took a photo.

That's to commemorate our second liberation photo.

A: 1958, you wore a denim jacket and took a photo.

It was taken when I joined the Party to commemorate the Great Leap Forward.

A: 1948, you wore work clothes and took a photo.

B: That's a photo to commemorate my participation in the revolutionary work.

A: In 2008, you took a photo naked.

That's ... I'm not wearing anything.

It says "anniversary"!

B: I was only one year old.

A: Anyway, you are weaned.

What did you mention about my childhood?

A: It can be seen that taking pictures is a great pleasure in our life.

Most people like it.

A: It not only commemorates the beautiful pictures in life, but also enriches the content of life.

B: it's also very memorable.

In addition to beautiful composition and soft colors, your photos have another biggest feature.

B: What?

None of them cried.

B: Oh! Everyone laughed when taking pictures.

Well, I'm not.

Are you crying?

A: It's worse than crying.

B: What is it like?

A: Grinning, neck facing south, eyes facing north. So ... (emoticon)

B: Oh! This is worse than crying. Why do you look like this?

What do I look like? If you had driven me to the photo studio, you would have looked uglier than me.

When did you go?

A: When Lin Biao and the Gang of Four talked about formalism.

B: It's not that bad, is it?

Who wants to take a picture like that? At that time, interfered by Lin Biao and the Gang of Four, there was no distinction between right and wrong. Like taking me to the photo studio early in the morning. There are several staff members sitting there, and no one cares about me.

You said hello.

A: I don't care about greeting.

B: be polite.

A: How polite?

B: You are like this: "Comrade, you drive and I'll take a picture."

A: (to Nu's mouth)

B: Comrade, let me take a picture.

Answer:-(with lips)

Why are you pouting at me?

A: I'm still a comrade at the counter. It's no use trying to cooperate with me secretly. I looked along the direction, and there was a piece of paper on the wall with four words written on it: "Customer Information".

What is the content?

A: I will read it to you: "Any revolutionary comrade who comes to my revolutionary photo studio to take revolutionary photos, enters our revolutionary gate and asks revolutionary words must first shout slogans. If the revolutionary masses don't shout revolutionary slogans, the revolutionary workers will resolutely refuse to answer the revolution with a revolutionary attitude. Pay tribute to the revolution. "

What a revolution. At that time, you should say "serve the people", comrade, let me ask you a question.

A: "We must strive for private practice"! You say it! "

B: "I'll take a picture of' Disappeared Capital'."

A: "How many inches do you want to take?"

B: "Innocent revolution", three inches. "

Answer: "Rebellion is justified, you take money!"

B: "Highlight politics". How much is it? "

A: "Immediately" is 1.30 USD. "

B: Criticize reactionary authority! This is your money. "

A: "First, oppose money! Here is your ticket. "

B: "Sweep all kinds of ghosts and ghosts"! Thank you! "

A: "The word' hard work' flashed by! No need. "

B: "there is a revolution in the depths of the soul! Where to take pictures? "

A: "'further death for the public'! Go forward! "

B: "I'll take one more step for public death" and I'll be finished?

A: "Then don't take a half step back for personal gain!" " "

B: I can't come back yet This is not vulgarization!

A: You couldn't say that at that time. Lin Biao and the Gang of Four engaged in fascist dictatorship. Who dares to say that? As light as struggle, as heavy as imprisonment!

Crazy suppression of the people.

I just finished it outside. As soon as I entered the photo studio, the photographer rushed at me ... (with his lips)

B: Why?

A: (with lips)

Oh, let you go over there.

I saw four people standing in front of the wall.

What is this for?

A: (muttering)

What are you mumbling about?

A: Meditate on the "old three articles".

B: Do I have to recite the "old three articles" when taking pictures?

On second thought, I'm going, too!

Can you recite it?

A: Anyway, it is reciting. Write an article for half an hour and stand for an hour and a half.

B: All right.

A: After reciting, I said, "Comrade photographer, I take pictures."

What did he say?

A: (with lips)

B: What's wrong with that?

A: This photo studio looks really lively to me.

B: There are quite a few customers.

A: They don't take pictures.

B: Then what do you do?

I'm practicing my photo pose.

B: What do you want to pose for this ordinary photo?

A: The photographer told everyone: "According to the instructions of the superiors, all comrades who take pictures are in a standard posture."

B: What is the standard posture?

I see. (Holding quotations, stiff head posture)

B: Old people take pictures?

A: That's the same.

B: children take pictures?

A: That's the same.

B: I've really had enough practice for the time being.

A: So there are no photographers in a crowded room. They all practice this.

B: The photo studio has been turned into a gym.

A: There was an old lady next to her, who felt something was wrong after practice: "Comrade, old lady, my arms and legs are old, but I can't bear it." If you practice for a while, she won't ask you to shoot. "

B: Then who should I take photos with?

A: "See a doctor."

Doctor?

Answer: "Take an X-ray to see if the bone is broken?"

B: Oh! Take a picture of the old lady quickly.

A: The photographer thought: Aunt is so old that I will take a risk if she doesn't take such photos or even develop the film. "That aunt, you which ..."

B: "I'll just sit."

A: "Oh, that won't do. It is the pursuit of comfort and easy to produce revisionism. "

B: "then I can't stand it!"

A: "I'll find something for you."

B: "crutches."

A: "Red tassel gun."

B: "With a red tassel gun?"

A: "Don't rely on it!"

B: "I'll take it."

A: "You carry it! Put on an assassination gesture again, and I will give you an inscription:' Auntie's silver spear pierced the sky'. "

B: "well, I'll go to Babaoshan after the stabbing."

Answer: Teach the old lady three assassination moves in succession, and then watch the old lady. ...

Yes, it is.

A: Cramp!

How fresh!

A: After the photo shoot, a customer came here with a ticket.

B: What's the matter?

A: It's a small fall.

Oh, my neck is crooked.

A: "Comrade, let me take a picture."

B: "You have to come to this position."

A: "OK."

B: "No, I have to turn my neck."

A: People say, "How easy is it for you? I haven't had an injection for six years. You mean turn around? Make do with it! "

B: Let's take a picture.

A: The photographer kindly said, "You see how your neck is not so crooked. I think you must deal with this situation. Well, take this red flag magazine and take a photo of studying for the revolution, which not only highlights the political content, but also makes up for your shortcomings. "

B: That's a good idea.

A: I finally took a photo like this. (posture of looking down at a book)

B: this posture is not bad.

A: Not bad. What? The customer didn't even take a photo.

B: Why?

A: I don't look like my forehead when I am photographed.

Hello!

A: I can't stand it anymore: "Comrade photographer, can you not add these things?" It is not appropriate to add so much content to life photos. "

What did he say?

Pout again. As soon as I saw it, it was another "customer notice": "This photo studio stipulates that 20 photos should not be taken, so please revolutionary customers follow it."

B: Wow, what are these twenty?

Answer: "Don't pat the side, don't pat the background light, don't pat the perm, don't pat the braid, don't pat the red scarf, don't pat the dancing clothes, don't pat the small eyes, don't pat the high nose ..."

B: Wait, why don't you hold your nose high and take a picture?

A: It is estimated that a high nose bridge is likely to cause suspicion of having contact with foreign countries.

B: Huh? You are also in contact with Hu.

A: We don't know what's going on!

B: You ask.

A: The photographer said, "You don't understand this. There are political reasons here. "

What political reasons?

A: "Don't you think it's obvious? This is because ... good ... we are also confused. "

B: he can't explain it clearly either.

A: When I talked later, he also gave some reasons.

B: Why don't you take the backlight?

A: The backlight is black, which symbolizes darkness.

Can you stand it? Wearing a red scarf?

A: It was a reunion.

Wearing flowery clothes?

A: That's vulgar taste.

B: A perm?

The lifestyle of the middle class.

A braid?

A: Lack of revolutionary spirit.

A bun?

A: Politics is naive.

B: comb it?

A: The remnants of feudal society.

B: Hey! That lesbian wants to shave her head?

A: It's also a coincidence. At this time, two girls came in, wearing big belts and riding boots, each with a bare head!

B: Hey!

A: "Comrade photographer, we need to take a picture of the revolution and rebellion."

Is this a photo?

A: Yes! The two girls left the photo studio with their front feet and entered the madhouse with their back feet.

B: What's the matter?

A: If I ask, I am crazy.

I'm telling you, normal people don't do this.

As far as I can see, this place is much better than the cinema.

B: Why?

At that time, there were only eight movies in the cinema.

B: How about here?

A: You saw four or five new plays so soon!

Yes, another comedy.

A: No, there is a tragedy.

B: how can there be a tragedy?

The newlyweds should take wedding photos and sit there smiling.

B: young people are happy.

A: "Don't laugh! It has a rule that you are not allowed to laugh at each other when you get married. You are married for the revolution and United for the struggle. If you think there are still two-thirds suffering people in the world, you should take pictures for their liberation. "

B: This wedding is also of historical significance.

A: They got serious and took a photo.

B: Good!

Two round-faced young men came in.

B: How about going out?

A: I changed my face. The woman complained to the man, "Look at the way you take pictures. You look as if you have been wronged. People laugh, and the corners of their mouths rush up. You fall and twist. " Does the wedding photo look like you? "

B: Man, hurry to comfort!

A: "In fact, I also know that I am not good, and I want to change it according to your request. Let me see you. "

B: How about that?

A: "You are not as good as me!"

B: Oh!

A: The woman said, "Let's go!"

B: Go home quickly!

A: "Litigation!"

B: Why?

A: "Let's divorce!"

B: Divorced.

A: Although it was angry words, we had a quarrel for taking pictures. Do you think this is a tragedy?

Formalism is very harmful.

A: As soon as I look at this situation, I understand! I just ...

B: Take a picture!

A: I'll go.

B: How can I get there?

A: I came at eight in the morning. It's already half past four.

B: Take a walk for a day.

Hardly had I reached the door when someone stopped me. (with lips)

B: Why?

A: As soon as I saw it, oh, after work, customers and employees stood in a row and danced loyalty.

Yes, it's a form of "late report".

A: No. My stomach is growling here.

B: Go to the opposite canteen and buy something to eat!

A: "Comrade, I've been hungry all day. Please wait for me to buy two steamed buns. "

B: then buy it.

A: "Where are you from? This is a question of loyalty and disloyalty. Why do you eat at this time? "

Yes, it was sent back to Shanghai.

A: Jump when you think of it! (dancing)

Not bad.

Do you know what this means? (action)

B: Pick up the knife and gun.

A: (Action)

B: fight gangs.

A: (Action)

B: Wen attacked Wu Wei.

A: (Action)

B: Run ahead.

A: (Action)

B: think globally.

A: No.

B: Be far-sighted.

A: No.

B: Look at the world!

No. B: What are you doing here?

I see that steamed stuffed bun!