The trouble of "milk"

novel

At home, the wife must be in good health. Once there is something wrong with her body, life will be out of order. Either there is no salt in the dish or the head of the salt bowl has been knocked over. Not nagging, or taciturn; I don't care about my family, or I don't have her in my heart. ...

If there is something really wrong with your wife's health, then you will be fine. A noble family in heaven immediately condescended to accompany his wife honestly, and confidently withdrew all entertainment, saying, "My wife is ill."

If your wife's body is between a problem and a problem, and it is ambiguous, just like solving a quadratic equation with one variable, and there is no real root but only imaginary root, then you have a problem.

My wife is one of them, and she has become a fence-sitter in the field of breast.

One night five years ago, I went to bed to make out with my wife. My wife uncharacteristically pushed me away and said, "No, I have a lump in my breast. I must go to the hospital for examination tomorrow. " With that, the fish jumped up. Look in the mirror first, then lie flat on the bed and touch it, and finally squeeze your hands. This is called "one look, two touches, three squeezes".

The problem is really: the breast size is uneven, the height is different, and there is a lump in the left breast. This size is not surprising, height is not thin, how can it be the same size, let alone the gap. The lump is a mysterious problem.

I got a cold war. Zhang Erjin was puzzled and asked in surprise, "What's the matter? I don't feel anything.

The wife is a little unhappy: "You don't care if there is a lump when you touch it!" " I met a classmate yesterday who got breast cancer and had an operation. Her husband, like you, never found out. "

Really: men touch milk-for nothing.

As soon as my wife said it, I saw a picture of her meeting her classmates in my mind. That classmate gushed, first dissected the breast structure, then described the cause of the disease and the process of seeing a doctor, and finally recommended hospitals and experts. This is just my imagination, but it is inseparable from my family.

As the saying goes, people are scary and scary. Except for the H7N9 avian influenza virus that experts say cannot spread from person to person, almost all other viruses can spread from person to person, as do many diseases that are not caused by viruses.

For example, a woman's breasts. Almost every woman's breast has nodules, and more than half of the girls have breast hyperplasia after birth.

However, when one day, a person's breast nodules became cancerous, a group of friends became suspicious and nervous. Everyone suspected that they had breast cancer and went to the hospital for examination. As a result, the breast has become an organ that burns money, a channel for hospitals to find gold, a doctor's till and an economy.

The next morning, my wife took me to the county hospital.

Do a B-ultrasound first. Outside the B-ultrasound room, my wife suddenly stopped, delicate and shy like a girl. I asked, "What's the matter?" She said, "Go in and see if the doctor is a man or a woman."

I said, "You think you are only 18 years old, whether you are a man or a woman, whatever. Your breasts are sacred to you and only organs in front of doctors. "

My wife's face turned as red as rouge and said, "I-I was thinking about you." I smiled and said, "I don't mind your health."

Listen to me, my wife seems to have got the sword, got dressed, and pushed through the door with her head held high.

Results: There were nodules in the breast. For further diagnosis, a molybdenum target was made. Pull up the radish and bring out the mud. There are not only nodules in the breast, but also calcification points, among which there are many calcification points in the breast at ten o'clock. Conclusion: Calcification grade is Grade III, which should be checked regularly.

The result is good and the result is bad.

When my wife came home, she suddenly felt that her left breast was swollen with needles. She insisted that I call my doctor friend.

I called my doctor friend, and the friend said, "Brother, think about it. Your thigh is caught in a vise. Will it hurt? " ? When making a molybdenum target, the machine must flatten the breast in order to scan the breast clearly. This machine is like a vice. "

I told my friend the truth, but my wife was dubious and frowned and said, "I think I'd better go to the provincial hospital and let the experts have a look." The level of county hospitals is always limited. "

It's right to think about it. Once cancer is not found early, it is too late to find it later. In addition, if it is really cancer, I object to her going to the provincial hospital for examination.

I promised my wife's request, but actually I took off my pants and farted, but I didn't promise.

The wife calls her classmates at once. The students are familiar with the hospitals, saying, "The provincial capital, the municipal level, the first hospital of the city is the best, the first hospital of the province, the Run Shaw Hospital, the first hospital of the province, and the second hospital of the province can all be used. Outside the province, the affiliated hospital of Fudan University in Shanghai is the best, and the capital is of course Union Medical College Hospital, but you have to sign up, buy lottery tickets first, and you can only go if you win the grand prize. "

Students not only say hospitals, but also doctors, who know the level of doctors like the back of their hands. It seems that she is a senior patient, like a snail, climbing step by step, just like Jay Chou sang in Snail: I will climb step by step, waiting for the sun to look at its face quietly. ...

My wife decided to go to Shaw Hospital first. Under the introduction of her classmates, she met the best breast disease expert in the hospital.

As soon as he met the expert, his wife showed him the film taken by the county hospital. The expert pushed the film away and said, "I don't watch the tests done by other hospitals." You must do it in our hospital. "

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Unfortunately, this once again can't solve the problem. Although the test results are the same as last time, experts suggest: do a biopsy.

Biopsy? No problem. Do a biopsy!

Dark clouds hung over my wife, and she lost her way, but this classmate said firmly, "Since experts have said so, I'd better go to Shanghai again for safety."

Ironically, since she has no confidence in Shaw Hospital, why did she call her wife? Do we have to find out the problem to prove that the hospital is qualified?

The classmate said, "I'm going to Shanghai for a second interview in a few days." You go with me. "

My wife was moved by her classmates and said, "I'm really sorry."

The classmate said, "Welcome old classmates."

It seems that adversity and * * *. In fact, if she didn't have breast cancer, her wife wouldn't contact her.

An expert in Shanghai is known as the first person to touch milk on the beach. His hands are more effective than B-ultrasound, molybdenum target, magnetic vibration and CT. If any breast passes through his hand, there is no problem, whether it is cancer or not, it is basically clear at the touch.

My wife came home happily and said, "The expert said nothing, just check it regularly."

Experts are amazing, such as playing mahjong, which is "paste" at the touch, and right and wrong are known! I'm so stupid. I've felt it for more than 20 years, and I don't feel anything. ?

I said to my wife, "It's amazing. It's not amazing at all. I think I'd better have a biopsy. " My wife, like a pulled donkey, went back to the original point again and again and went to the county hospital for biopsy, and the result was negative.

The doctor said, "Being negative now doesn't mean being negative in the future. Then check it every three months to prevent problems before they happen. "

My wife plays by the rules. Five years, the first three years are step by step, the second two years are a little tired, the fourth year is halved, and the fifth year is a year without exams. By the end of the year, people have entered menopause.

One day, she frowned and felt uneasy. She found that there must be something unfinished in the past year, thinking hard, but can't remember.

In the evening, she came home from the square dance and shouted as soon as she entered the door: "I remember, I didn't have a breast examination this year." Fortunately, someone said that a dancer had breast cancer tonight, and everyone was talking about it. She just didn't check it regularly. "

I don't care. I don't care about my wife's behavior. I read books by myself. My wife came over and grabbed the book in my hand and said, "You must accompany me to the hospital tomorrow!" " "My wife has a bad temper recently and always complains about this and that. Physical changes cause behavioral changes. I can't beat her, seeking peace and accommodating everywhere. I said, "Okay. "

The next day, my wife went to the county hospital for examination, just like five years ago, except that the doctor of B-ultrasound changed. B-ultrasound was done first, and the result was normal, but the wife said, "There was something wrong with the film before, and the breast was calcified. Is it gone this time? "

After the wife said this, the doctor smiled and said, "Don't worry, go and make a molybdenum target."

The wife's words are just what the doctor wants. Recently, the state has been very strict about withholding drugs, and hospitals are not allowed to take drugs to support doctors, forcing them to think of other ways. There are countless tests in the hospital at once. As soon as the patient sees a doctor, the doctor makes every patient do all the tests-broaden his income.

The results of molybdenum target are quite different from those of B-ultrasound. The result of molybdenum target is calcification grade 4A, which is clustered and located above the left breast, which is different from last time. The result of B-ultrasound is grade 3. Although there is only one difference in numbers, there is a qualitative difference. A grade of 4A is equal to entering the danger zone, and further, if it reaches a grade of 4C or 5, it is cancer.

My wife, playing cotton in her hand, went to the B-ultrasound room with the results of molybdenum target and asked the B-ultrasound doctor to explain. The doctor immediately discussed with the molybdenum target doctor. After discussion, the B-ultrasound doctor changed the number 3 on the B-ultrasound list to 4A. Some students revised their homework and suggested that they go to Run Run Run Shaw Hospital for diagnosis and mammography.

The wife shuddered, and a ferocious cancer word came out of the AK47 pistol and hit her.

What patients fear most is the doctor's ambiguity! After returning to China, I immediately made an appointment online. The hospital said it would take a week to arrange it. I have no choice but to wait. Wait, wait for a lot of things to come. My wife took out all the diagnosis books and films in the past, just like a commander reading a battle map on the battlefield, but he couldn't understand it, blindly associating it, as if he must have breast cancer, was terminally ill and had to undergo surgery.

The wife said, "It used to be ten o'clock, but now it's at the top left, which is equivalent to two o'clock. Moved! " "My wife is very serious. She gestured on her left breast, thought about it, and then said, "Maybe it's two o'clock on my side and ten o'clock on your side. Maybe different doctors look at it from different angles. "When there is real danger, my wife is still afraid and looks on the bright side.

In order to stabilize my wife's mood, I said, "This is very possible. Don't be scared to death. After all, if it is really cancer, it is a big deal to take off your breasts. "

The wife said, "Do you care if you take off your chest?"

I'm not that serious. Five years ago, I took it seriously, consulted many doctors and looked it up online. I come to the conclusion that it is not as serious as my wife thinks, and her wife is worried about herself. I teased: "It's over 50, what's the use of breasts?" Besides, your breasts are too small. Isn't it more beautiful to cut it off and change it into a big one, and you need medical insurance. "

My wife got into a dead end and took it seriously. She said, "What if you cut one to make it bigger?" ? One big and one small became yin and yang milk, so I don't have to buy a bra. "

I said, "You have lived for half a century. Why are you still so stupid? When you put on your left breast, you plump up your right breast! " ! This is worse than football baby Ava! ! "

I try to be humorous, but she is very serious, and she takes any teasing seriously.

The wife said: "I am so sick, you still have the heart to joke." You must accompany me to see a doctor this time. "

I was speechless: "Good, good, good."

First, I accompanied her to Run Run Run Shaw Hospital for magnetic resonance, and then I went to see an expert. The expert showed it to his wife five years ago. He was an associate professor five years ago and now he is a professor. Experts compared the magnetic diaphragm with the old molybdenum target film and said, "There is no difference between the two films!" "

"Calcification is ten o'clock, and now it's two o'clock. How can you say that? Originally dispersed, it has now become a cluster. It was level 3 at first, and now it is level 4A. Is it getting more and more serious ... "My wife was so verbose that she tried a broadsword in front of Guan Yu, which looked very professional and made the experts almost faint.

The expert interrupted her angrily: "I asked you to do a biopsy last time, why didn't you do it?"

My wife was dumbfounded by the experts, and it was her turn to be speechless. She still has many difficult questions to ask, such as whether she should have a biopsy, what does "quick success" mean in the magnetic resonance report ... everything was blown away by the anger of experts, even what she had biopsied five years ago was forgotten.

No wonder the hospital is so busy. People like my wife are puzzled and make a fuss. It stands to reason that my wife should be relieved, but she still refused to give up and gasped and said to me, "How can the achievements of five years ago represent the present? The condition has been changing. " I'm too lazy to explain to her. Since there is no difference in calcification in the image, its properties will certainly not change. The reason is simple, but my wife can't figure it out

Seeing that I was indifferent, my wife wanted to talk, but she was interrupted by a cry.

The door of the consulting room was kicked open with a bang and rushed into a group of people dressed in hemp. Two security guards blocked the experts like a wall. Someone in the crowd shouted, "My wife saw a doctor here the year before last. You said my wife was fine. Great. Now diagnosed as cancer or advanced stage, please give me an explanation! "

The expert was pale and frightened. It seems that he only thinks of himself as a doctor, not as a boxer. Nowadays, being able to box is a doctor's primary task.

My wife grabbed my arm, and I tightened her and desperately squeezed out of the clinic.

Several security guards rushed over in the corridor, and my wife trembled with fear and said, "I want to change hospitals and go to a provincial hospital."

When I got home, my wife was shocked. She took a hot bath before she recovered. She went into the study, turned on the computer, and began to look for a breast specialist in the First Hospital of Fujian Province, and made an appointment. Another week passed, and the experts only sat for two and a half days a week. This is necessary. One is that she can give up her position to other experts, and the other is that she can improve her position. Experts are experts. Experts can't attend classes like ordinary doctors, and they are as busy as a bee all day.

A week later, I went to a provincial hospital with my wife and arrived two hours early. The hospital is crowded with people, especially in the hall. My wife had to wait in line, so I quickly grabbed her and said, why are you so stupid? This outpatient building has nine floors, and each floor should have a registration window. So we took the escalator upstairs and went around to the eighth floor. As expected, there is a registration window, but people in suburban counties have to go to the seventh floor, because the social security in suburban counties is not connected with the urban area and independent. This is the current situation in China, where the power centers are highly concentrated, but their lives are fragmented: social security is not connected to the Internet, real estate is not connected to the Internet, and official property is hidden. ...

My wife went downstairs and I went to the specialist clinic. There are many people, and everyone is here for the experts. The walls of the outpatient area are covered with experts' heads. In the past, it should be hung on Marne Mao Le's head. Unexpectedly, there are academicians among the experts! It remains to be seen whether the atomic bomb makers are happy or sad when they sell tea eggs. I think it's sadness, where does sadness come from, and sadness comes from academicians. Anyone who sweeps the floor in a hospital can be an academician as long as there are people on it.

My wife came up after hanging up the number. We waited for more than an hour before the little nurse dialed his wife's phone number, which was also displayed on the electronic screen on the wall. My wife dragged me in a hurry, as if everything would be fine if I met an expert.

The expert is an old lady in her eighties, lean and full of energy. Next to him sat a young man, wet behind the ears, probably an intern or an assistant, typing for the old lady. The old lady asked nothing. First, she called her wife to the bed next to her. There is a curtain outside the bed. When she went in, she closed the curtains. She is also an expert in touching it.

After a while, the old lady called the young man in and told him to touch him and set an example. According to China's current education system and distribution system, in such a provincial hospital, the young man should have at least a master's degree or a doctor's degree, but he chose gynecology, which is very confusing. What he faces every day is all kinds of morbid breasts. How will he face his girlfriend's breasts, numb or picky, there must be one of them. I foolishly fantasize and worry about this young man. Because I have experienced "strike hard", someone touched a woman's breasts and was sentenced to death.

After the inspection, start watching the film. The old lady told the young people to hang the film on the drawing board and then turn on the light. The image is very clear, and I, a layman, saw it. The so-called calcification point is the white spot on the top, as small as acupuncture, and the middle point is scattered, except for a few points in the range of two points, which was considered as the position of ten o'clock five years ago.

After watching the film, the old lady said, "Inside the limits, outside the limits."

The wife got a tingle and asked, "What do you mean inside and out?"

The old lady glanced at her wife and then at me. She saw a smile on my face and said, "He got it. Is he your husband? "

I said, "Yes, the line is between benign and malignant, between non-cancer and cancer, between not having surgery and having surgery."

My wife took out the molybdenum target film five years ago and asked, "Which of the two films is wrong?"

The old lady said, "I'm not allowed to comment on this. I just touch it. What should I say about this movie? What do you want now? "

The wife said, "I want to have an operation, and I want to do it in your hospital." "

The old lady said, "If you want to have surgery in our hospital, you must do B-ultrasound here. I'll write you a list, that's all. There are still many patients waiting. "

I see what the old lady means. Which hospital must operate with the film taken by that hospital. This is the characteristic of China. Each hospital sweeps the snow in front of the door, the hospital is profitable, and the people pay the bill. The so-called "the teacher's son dares to fight the law, and the patient suffers." ?

B-ultrasound will be reserved for another week. If I were you, I would rather die than suffer this kind of punishment.

A week later, my wife went to the First Provincial Hospital for a B-ultrasound. Conclusion It is consistent with the county hospital. It was good news, which means it's normal. However, due to the problems of molybdenum target and magnetic vibration, my wife's mood has not improved. She was suspicious and worried about saving a hospital, saying that the B-ultrasound doctor was irresponsible and poor. I said, put aside all the previous results, if you didn't go to the county hospital for re-examination last time, but went directly to the provincial hospital for examination, a series of things would not have happened and you wouldn't be so sad. Don't you think so? The wife said sullenly, "This is not self-deception. Obviously not good, but you insist on saying yes. "

There's nothing we can do. Is there any other way besides surgery to remove calcification?

My wife wants me to contact my doctor friend again. My friend was promoted to the director of the county hospital. I called my friend, and my friend contacted the expert in the provincial cancer hospital and told my wife to go directly to the expert when she had time to let him have a look.

My wife is not at ease. She looked up the expert's resume on the Internet, read and analyzed it word by word, and found that the expert was very good at brain tumors. Breast is not his strong suit, so she checked with a breast specialist and asked me if I wanted to change it. I said that since my friend found it for you, you should show it to him first. Besides, people can operate on their heads, but only breasts are definitely not a problem.

The wife sighed listlessly: "That's it."

The next day, my wife went to the provincial cancer hospital. The expert suggested an operation, and my wife made up her mind to remove those calcifications in the breast and then do a biopsy. This is the most perfect result. I discussed with her that the Spring Festival is coming, and it is best to do it when my daughter is on winter vacation.

After a night, my wife went back on her word and must change hospitals for surgery, because the conditions in the provincial cancer hospital are too bad and far away. I said either go to a provincial hospital, show the B-ultrasound results to the old lady and let her make a decision.

Another appointment, another week, and the new year has arrived.

We went to the provincial hospital again. When we walked into the hospital, I was surprised to find that the hospital was empty and there were few patients. I thought the hospital was on holiday, so I went to the eighth floor with doubts. My wife went to register, and I didn't understand the mystery until I hung up the number. It turns out that the social security system has been closed these days and will be settled at the end of the year. All medical care must be at your own expense! This shows a problem, the hospital is busy, all at public expense. Many people's illnesses are not necessarily true, and even if they are, they don't have to go to provincial hospitals. There are many diseases. When I was a child, barefoot doctors could handle it with small wooden boxes.

In the waiting area, my wife is chatting with two patients, both of whom are accompanied by their husbands. I read the inspection report in their hands, and based on my "research" in recent years, I found that their condition is still very mild, or not at all, and there is no need to go to a provincial hospital at all. They just suspect that they are ill, which is the primary stage of the disease.

When I met the old lady, she took the B-ultrasound list, looked at it and said, "No problem, just check it regularly."

The wife said, "I want to do a biopsy here."

The old lady said, "No, absolutely not. Your B-ultrasound results are normal. How can you guide me? " ? Either make another molybdenum target, but I still suggest you go to the county hospital and have a puncture near the molybdenum target. Anyone can do it. If there is something wrong with our B-ultrasound, we can do it in the B-ultrasound room. "

My wife is in a dilemma. I don't know how to do it. Puncture is not easy to do. This is not a blind man touching an elephant. It must be done under the image, but the scope is limited and the correct rate is not high. According to my wife's idea, it's no use digging a good piece of meat for biopsy and frying leeks and putting onions. If you dig up carrion and activate cancer cells, isn't that a tiger acting-you can't close the game; If you want a biopsy, you have to have surgery, dig out the rotten meat and fry the tofu with shallots-one green and two white.

My wife pulled me aside and bit my ear mysteriously: "Do you think you can give her a red envelope and let her operate on me?"

I shook my head.

My wife walked out of the consulting room and came back with an envelope in her hand. She walked up to the old lady and said, "Can you operate on me?" Put the envelope under the medical record card. The old lady picked up the envelope and lowered her face and said, "Are you kidding? You don't have to look at this place. " He looked up and pointed to the corner. There was a camera flashing, and he added, "You take the envelope back. I am eighty-six years old. Can I have a scalpel? Go home, there are two patients waiting. "

My wife's face is a little embarrassed.

I stared at the flashing camera and couldn't help laughing.

At this moment, the mobile phone bell suddenly rang, which made my wife relieved. The phone call was from my doctor friend. He said, "The doctor who gave your wife a B-ultrasound five years ago came to our hospital this afternoon. Now he is the director of radiology department of provincial cancer hospital, and he is good at interventional therapy. You ask your wife to come at three o'clock in the afternoon. "

It takes a person who tied the bell to untie the bell. This time, my wife's equation has been solved, but at least I think so. As for what my wife thinks, I don't know. I know she hasn't crossed the threshold of menopause.

In order not to be annoyed by her breasts, I still try to be reasonable and emotional. I advised, "The doctor who gave you a B-ultrasound five years ago went back to the county hospital in the afternoon. Now he is also an expert. There are only a handful of intervention experts in the province. My friend has told him to have a good look. "

The wife said, "That's the only way. Up to now, no doctor has completely explained to me what happened to my breasts! " "

We rushed back to the county seat and went straight to the county hospital. Experts are very careful. He hung all the films on the wall and explained them in detail. Finally, he said, "All the results are the same as my conclusion five years ago. First, check regularly. If you don't trust, do a biopsy. Do an operation if you don't trust! In fact, breast disease is not caused by the breast itself, but by the uterus, which is the commander-in-chief of the breast. There are so many breast cancers now because the children are born too little. "

It's as simple as that, but in my wife's opinion, it's not simple, and it's also very simple in my opinion. There are always problems. If there is no problem, my wife's breasts will become stone lions in front of the Grand View Garden.

However, it was not the doctor or me who finally solved the problem, but a phone call.

My wife's phone rang, and the other party was an old colleague of her old unit, who came here for consultation and had some chest problems.

My wife was very excited, and she got well at once, only at the turning point. She raised her voice and said, "Come here quickly. I am familiar with the experts in the interventional department on the second floor of the county hospital. Let him have a look first. If not, I'll accompany you to the First Provincial Hospital, Run Run Run Run Shaw Hospital and Provincial Cancer Hospital. If not, go to the affiliated hospital of Fudan University in Shanghai and let an expert touch it for you. I know all about it. Hey, hey, did you hear that? I have all the breast specialists in these hospitals.

The other party was overjoyed: there is a way!

When I went to Qiu Lai in the spring, my wife became a senior doctor, and I was busier than those experts who knew everything. If you don't believe me, you can make a phone call and she will definitely say, "I'm not in the hospital, but I'm on my way to the hospital."

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