Humorous self-introduction

8 self-introduction collections about humor

When entering a strange environment, we inevitably have to introduce ourselves. Self-introduction can often let others know something. But what are the requirements for self-introduction? The following is my humorous self-introduction for you 10, which is for reference only and I hope it will help you.

Humorous self-introduction article 1 1 Hello, everyone, autumn has come, so have I. My name is Qiu Lan. I'm glad to stand here and introduce myself to you. I like laughing very much. My mother said that I was born smiling. For this matter, the Chinese Academy of Sciences visited me several times and insisted on giving me a comprehensive examination. I didn't agree. I said unless one of you has better eyelashes than mine, hey hey, have you noticed? My eyelashes are beautiful, don't believe it! If you can't see clearly now, it doesn't matter. Come to me after class. I am very willing to make friends, because I am very cheerful. Make friends with me and let you see enough for free. Hurry up and act! thank you

2. My name is Yang Li, and Yang is an poplar tree, which means that I will be as tall and straight as an poplar tree, deeply rooted, and be an indomitable man. Profit is the advantage of victory. I want to master my life, study hard, challenge myself all the time, and I must return home in triumph in the face of challenges! This not only enriches your introduction, but also makes it easier for everyone to remember your name. It is also mixed with a sense of humor, giving people an approachable feeling. There will be many people who want to make friends with you.

3. My name is Chen Yuan. Because "Yuan" and "Yuan" are pronounced the same, I don't know when people will call me "Little Mariko". The face is long and round, and over time, I find this nickname quite interesting. When I run, I change my feet quickly and take small steps. I run step by step. Every time I run, my classmates laugh at me: "Xiaoyu, your running is really interesting, like a ball rolling very fast." Really? I haven't seen it, but I know I run fast, especially in sprints. At the sports meeting, I actually "rolled out" some famous things, twice in the 4 * 100m relay with three other people and twice in the 100m relay. I am proud to win honor for the team.

4. Hello, everyone. My name is Fang Hao. I just turned half a hundred this year. I am honest and young. I am a handsome boy. Although I wear two pieces of glass, I am still handsome, which shows that I am very wise. I have rich experience. I used to be an honorable people's teacher. I am a big man of 1 m 79, a little shorter than Yao Ming, but half as tall as Pan Changjiang. I am currently working in IT, but I have never been kicked by others, because I have no shadow feet. Little brother, I'm new here, please take care of me.

5. My name is Zhu Hai, nicknamed piggy! You can call me piggy in the future! You may be curious, why should I call it a pig? You can tell from my white skin that my nose is particularly sensitive. I also like to sleep like a pig. I am delicious. . . . Hello, everyone. . . My name is Miano. You can call me Xiaomi or Xiao An or Xiao Nuo. I'm glad to be here. I hope you can hold a money market if you have money, and you can borrow money from others if you have no money. As a member of the group who will live for so long, I think a warm heart is better than a stiff hand. So I hope everyone can take care of me more.

6. I am a lively, sunny, ambitious and handsome boy. I am 12 years old and just graduated from primary school. My name is Zhang Hao. My most important character is modesty, and I live with my tail between my legs every day. I have bushy eyebrows, small eyes and sly eyes ... in short, I have all the eyes I can have. Is it really pulling me handsome, in a word; People love each other, flowers bloom and fall, cars see cars, and tires see flat tires. I have a round head, Xiu Xiu's sparse head with clear hair, and a handsome, straight, lovely, handsome and beautiful standard Chinese character face. In Zhang Jun, my hobby is sports, and I like playing badminton best. Preference is eating; What I hate most is to write a lot of difficult and good words. My favorite song is Kill of the Three Kingdoms. Favorite books are comic books; My favorite TV is cartoons; What I fear most is eating meat, and what I like most is playing games. I have a great figure and a slim figure. I have kept 30 kilograms for two years, which is as heavy as the youngest girl in our class. Hehe, this is me. Support me. thank you

7, I am a man, that is, I am not a woman. 16 years old, XX meters tall-wearing shoes, temporarily unmarried. The key undergraduate course-not accepted, ordinary undergraduate course-is a little short, so we can only mix a specialty. However, my performance is still brilliant-I was a monitor in primary school and now I am a white-collar worker-I wear a white shirt and work in a multinational company-I clean the table in a chicken, but the salary is not bad-I can get a full 800 yuan if I don't arrive late or leave early). I have a house-I have to pay rent every month, a car-an environmentally friendly non-motor vehicle, and a passbook. Now I want to find a slim, beautiful, gentle, lovely, sensible, talented and capable wife, such as Bill Gates' youngest daughter and Buffett's granddaughter. What's that guy laughing at? I know you want to fart, don't you just want to say that I am a swan and want to eat a toad? What happened? We are too kind! Donate all your kindness. Wow! Who else has banana skins? I'd better not talk about it. Besides, if the brick comes, you have to shoot me! Thank you!

8. Li Shihua, a Jiangnan gentleman, aged 38, with a college degree, is widowed. I am an elegant person, and it would be great to be proficient in piano, chess, painting and calligraphy! Love literature, write articles for magazines, live in three rooms, kitchen and bathroom. Business is not predestined. Under 30 years old, gentle and lovely, virgins are preferred, and letters will be answered.

9. Feng Zhihua, as the name implies, is an ambitious young man. He is 27 years old. His appearance, figure, thoughts and love are all good, but his education is poor, his economy is average, and he has never done anything important. The only thing commendable is that he hates the Japanese. He surfed the Internet twice a week, ate hot pot last Sunday, looking for good health, financial strength and bachelor degree or above. He also hates Japanese purebred China women as his wife.

10, my name is thomas lee, I'm thirteen years old, and I'm just in Grade Two. I am of medium height, 1.66 meters, ranking tenth in my class. My face is long, my nose is short, my hands and feet are big, my eyes are not too big or too small, and my eyes are particularly dazzling. I can talk with a big mouth. As long as I speak, I can speak for an hour. I am neither tall nor short, and my body is neither fat nor thin. On the whole, he is still very handsome. I study in Beijing * * Middle School. Our school uniform is not nice. They are all blue, so they are particularly easy to recognize. At first glance, it is a middle school student. My advantage is that I am very active. Every morning, I go outside to exercise, run and play the horizontal bar. Therefore, my physical education at school is particularly good, and there is no doubt about my study. I didn't get 90 points in the math exam, and my English is good. Therefore, my face is always full of joy. My weakness is that I can't play basketball. I don't know what basketball is, but I don't like it. I'm always distracted in class and don't pay attention to the class. So after the teacher called me, I stood up confidently, 80% was right, and the teacher was angry and laughing. This is me. Whenever you see me, I always smile. I will greet you warmly. Come on!

Humorous self-introduction 2 I am a lively, sunny, ambitious and handsome boy. I am 12 years old and just graduated from primary school. My name is xxx. My most important character is modesty, and I live with my tail between my legs every day.

I have bushy eyebrows, small eyes and sly eyes ... in short, I have all the eyes I can have. Isn't it a drag? I am handsome, in a word; People love each other, flowers bloom and fall, cars see cars, and tires see flat tires.

I have a round head, Xiu Xiu's sparse hair and clear head, and Zhang Jun's handsome, straight, cute, handsome and beautiful face.

My hobby is sports. I like playing badminton best. Preference is eating; What I hate most is to write a lot of difficult and good words. My favorite song is Kill of the Three Kingdoms. Favorite books are comic books; My favorite TV is cartoons; What I fear most is eating meat, and what I like most is playing games.

Humorous self-introduction article 3 Hello everyone! I am a Jianghu girl who is loved by everyone, loved by flowers and fascinated by cars. She is known as an underground girl, omnipotent, handsome and charming, well-educated, tall and powerful, with thousands of fans, fascinated by thousands of people. She is known as the pear flower that defeated Haitang.

I have no advantages, the only advantage is that I have no shortcomings. I am basically a shortcoming, and the biggest shortcoming is that I only have advantages. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If it is a mistake to follow the fashion, I have been wrong again and again; If cleverness should be punished, then I won't be cut to pieces; If modesty is to be tortured, how can I escape?

I am 23 years old, handsome and sober. I studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 12. He knows everything about astronomy and geography above, but little about it below. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often comes back with a beautiful woman and a handsome guy jumps off a building. He is kind-hearted and helpful. When the primary school Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome boy", I was puzzled. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a picture. Oh, I suddenly understand. It is said that when I was born, there was an auspicious cloud in the northern sky, which gradually floated to my roof from far and near and became a word: handsome.

This is my introduction. Would you like to make friends with me?

Humorous Self-introduction Article 4 Hello, my name is Zhang Xiaoxiao, neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, neither too warm nor too hot, neither male nor female, oh, it should be female! How old should I be this year? I keep a low profile. When have you ever heard me talk about my glorious past? My hobby is thinking about ideals, my ideal is to be a philosopher, and philosophy is my major, and my major is also my hobby! Summarize; Good woman is me, I am Zhang Xiaoxiao!

Humorous Self-introduction Chapter 5 Hello, my name is Enning Zhang. Now I live in Nanjing, and now I am engaged in some animation dubbing work. Actually, I kind of like working. Maybe the world is a little too impetuous now, and then cartoons may be close to children or innocent things. I think doing such a thing makes me feel simple and happy. Actually, I am a typical Pisces girl. People will think I am gentle at first sight. But in front of my friends, I am a big boy and I am very close to my friends. I won't change myself too much for others, because I think what is suitable for two people is suitable, and what is not suitable is not suitable. Actually, I don't mind people saying that I want to be a leftover girl or something. I think if you really can't find the right person, it may be good to live alone in this life. There will be happiness at every stage, and the most important thing is happiness. Don't force yourself to do unhappy things.

Humorous self-introduction Article 6 I am incompetent, dare to try, and have sinned!

Xiao ke's surname is Wang and his first name is xx. He was born in Shanwei Township, eastern Guangdong. Sixteen years old, good prose. When sex suddenly becomes appropriate, people are often teased. Today, I am studying the teachings of the mission, hoping to be knowledgeable and knowledgeable.

I was born in an ordinary family, my parents are healthy, my grandparents are still alive, and there are several uncles and aunts.

Mom said that when I was born, a piece of auspicious cloud appeared in the sky, which gradually floated to the roof of my house from far and near and became a word: "beauty"!

After seeing me, my father cried at the top of his voice for a month and a half. He killed me and I didn't believe that I was born of his chromosome. He rushed to my mother's bed several times with a kitchen knife, waving to cut me into pieces, and my mother protected me with her death, so that I could survive.

Grandpa has been glaucoma for more than ten years, and he can't tell whether it's a man or a dog from a meter away. But when I appeared in front of him, his old man burst into tears and ruined his eyes. From then on, he said that he didn't want to see anyone again, so as to avoid endless troubles.

Later, in order to prove her innocence, the mother took her father to the hospital for paternity test. The doctor gave me a look, cried, wiped his nose and said, go home. This is not your daughter, nor does it belong to anyone. Humans can't have such beautiful children. ...

An intern passed by and saw that I was still a baby. He immediately found a box of red inkpad, printed my fingerprints, took off his hat, and murmured to me: Long hair is for Iraq. If I don't marry you in my life, I won't cut it. ...

Mother hurried out of the house and trotted all the way, and accidentally met an old man. The old man grabbed her and said kindly, "What's the hurry, son? What is difficult? " Don't scare the children ... "

Mother was very upset and pulled the quilt away. When the old man saw me, he burst into tears, sat down on the ground, shook his head and screamed, "I was born 50 years ago!" "

Later, when/kloc-was 0/5 years old, he was afraid to go to school. I haven't been to kindergarten for a long time. The children, teachers and dean in the whole park are crazy. My face was swollen into a watermelon by the little boy's kiss. My aunts beat up the children, for nothing but that they were not born men. Finally, the military and police were dispatched, which was considered to have calmed the war.

There are people fishing in front of my house all the year round and never come back empty-handed. The most incredible thing is that my home is more than 0/00 kilometers away from the sea/kloc-,but they often catch tuna in the ditch in front of the door and look for turtle eggs behind the haystack. Later, after investigation, I found out that it was because countless men at my door cried because they couldn't see me all the year round. Tears are rich in amino acids and protein, which is very suitable for tuna survival and turtle spawning. Over the years, those men's tears have gathered into a small beach. By the time I 15, the beach was already bustling. By the time I 18, the beach had developed more rapidly and was known as the second Hawaii.

Once, I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. I was about to run when I saw the male animal, but after I went out, I was surprised and let out a scream, but I didn't chase him. I looked back carefully and found that they all fainted on the beach. ...

A superpower formally sued me at the International Court of Justice in The Hague, saying that I ruined the happiness of the first family. It turned out that the president had to divorce his wife after inadvertently seeing the photos I took when I was 6 years old, creating the first divorce case of an incumbent president in the history of the country. After accepting the case, The Hague International Court of Justice issued a summons to me. After receiving the summons, I expressed my willingness to appear in court, because such a life really made me unbearable. But the summons was not sent back to the court, because it had my signature on it, so it was taken away by the postman on the way. Later, the postman was sentenced to 122 years in prison.

The CCTV focus interview program group came to interview me, and the photographer fainted three times. The young man in charge of taking notes wrote Chinese in Italian and Spanish.

Humorous self-introduction 8 Dear school leaders:

Hello!

I feel very honored to have the opportunity to come here for an interview this year. This opportunity is particularly precious. At the same time, you can also show yourself to everyone through this interview. I hope you can remember me. Let me introduce my basic situation below.

My name is XX, and I come from beautiful XX. Cheerful personality, lovely image, a baby face, born with a calm and kind heart, good professional skills at school and positive thinking. Through years of study, I have greater confidence in preschool education. I love children, and my personality and age are my advantages in the industry. I want to find a job as a kindergarten teacher. After all, I have studied preschool education for several years, I still hope to be an excellent kindergarten teacher, although I am a fresh graduate. But before I go to the kindergarten for an internship, I just want to increase my personal experience and sum up how to make children study happily and how to protect them. I hope to give my children the best education. I hope you can give me a chance and you will see a better me.

I used to work in XXX kindergarten and have worked in different positions in XXX kindergarten. At first, I worked in XX. Later, the kindergarten needed to go to XX, so I had some practical experience and some achievements in my work, which was recognized by the kindergarten. Through several years of work, I have learned a lot of knowledge, and also cultivated my indomitable will and the spirit of caring for children. I feel that my work enthusiasm has not been stimulated to the highest level. I love my job, but everyone is constantly pursuing better results. My self-knowledge makes me feel that your kindergarten is the right choice, which strengthens my confidence and determination to apply for your kindergarten. So I participated in the application of this kindergarten and applied for XX. If this interview is successful, I believe I can get opportunities for exercise and development in XX.

As the saying goes, a boat can't live without direction. I want to be a selfless kindergarten teacher. If I pass the interview and become one of many kindergarten teachers, I will continue to study hard and work hard to bring more happiness and knowledge to all my kindergarten teachers, and I will never live up to the glorious title of "Engineer of Human Soul".

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