Humorous sentences that boast good legs.

1. Although the hair is not long during a holiday, it has gained weight. Although running has made me taller, I have acne. Although the abdominal muscles are not long, the legs have muscles. Although I am fat, I still like to eat high calories. . .

2. "Liu Shengyang, why did you leave so soon?" "Your legs are long and headstrong." "I think your legs are short and stubborn."

3. At Christmas, Santa Claus will make a wish, "My man is either more beautiful than me or longer than my legs, otherwise why should he love me?" ———————— @ 嗮嗮嗮

4. The sun is so big that Lu Yu has a 2.8-meter-long leg and a loveless bear.

Open your mouth when you are hungry and jump up when you are happy. You have to take it out for nothing at night, or you will run around for nothing. Its whole body hair is white, with a pair of slender ears, even bloodshot eyes can be seen clearly; Two red eyes, like two red pearls; Mouth upturned, very cute; That furry round tail is like a ball; Its front legs are short, its rear legs are long, and it walks very fast.

6, the animal year has finally passed, so tired. Fortunately, my legs are long. Next year is the Year of the Monkey. Although everything remains the same, nothing will come back and nothing will be redeemed. I am still the one who can't learn anything, but I must always be kind and optimistic.

7. Only those with long legs can be called New Year's Eve, and those with short legs can only be called Jumping ~ ~

8. Although girls are short, they are not finished, but almost all their lives are limited. Too bad. No matter how you wear high heels and flat shoes, people with long legs will look good. If there is no 163, really don't stick the word goddess on your body unless you have Olivia's proportion, face and money! Of course, everything I say is based on thinness and taste.

9. [I wish the sisters and sisters in the world long breasts and thighs, young and beautiful]-*

10, our long legs are called New Year's Eve, and short legs can only be called New Year's Eve.

1 1, the one with long legs is called New Year's Eve, and the one with short legs is called New Year's Eve. Those who have an object are called New Year's Eve, and those who have no object are called staying up late. Me, skipping and staying up late.

12, "Why did you kick the classmate in front?" "Long legs are willful."