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This is a gathering of a group of freshmen majoring in media at Nanjing National Nanyang University. Before the food on the table was served, several girls sitting opposite Chen Ming took out their mobile phones and brushed Weibo. Qingyi se's iphone is playing in their white hands, and the atmosphere is very consistent with the layout of high-end restaurants around. Chen Ming's eyes swept the girls' faces one by one, then shook his head with a wry smile and whispered, "It's all vulgar powder." "Oh, local gold, this classmate Xu Lingfeng is really rich." At this time, a boy shouted softly, which immediately caught the attention of a group of girls across the street. Xu Lingfeng's iphone5s local gold mobile phone has been quickly copied to 10,000 on the Internet, which suddenly became the focus of this banquet. Xu Lingfeng, who is playing this mobile phone, naturally attracted the attention of many girls. "Master Xu is really embarrassed ... This mobile phone has just come out, but it has already started." A boy in ordinary clothes praised him while stuffing his domestic smart phone into his pocket, and his face was full of envy. "Where, not worth a few money. You can also buy several sets of this meal that you are invited to eat today. " Xu Lingfeng said proudly, his face full of superiority. Obviously, he is the focus of this party today. Xu Lingfeng's home is the largest pharmaceutical group in the city-Cirsium Pharmaceutical-with a net worth of at least tens of millions, and it really stands out among this group of students who are already rich children. However, this is nothing in Chen Ming's eyes sitting in the corner. Chen Minggu is the chairman of Jiangsu Chen Group, and his second uncle is the deputy commander-in-chief of the Central South Military Region. This kind of family background, even in places like imperial academy and National Nanyang University, can basically walk sideways. Although there is absolutely no one here who can crush him, this does not mean that Chen Ming can be completely unscrupulous here. After all, in a place like imperial academy, people with tough backgrounds are like crossing the river. Some people get into trouble, but there is also a little trouble. Moreover, in Chen Ming's cognition, low-key is the most awesome show off. At present, these unrelated sisters are not worth showing off in Chen Ming. Therefore, Chen Ming has kept a low profile for more than a week. No one knows his background. "Huluwa ... Huluwa ..." At this time, the phone in Chen Ming's trouser pocket rustled, and Chen Ming quickly picked it up. It's my godsister, calling from waterinfo. "Hello ... that's Chen Ming's brother ..." Luoshui's voice is very light and tactful, like a nightingale. "Brother Chen Ming, wait a minute. Luoshui is going to a party. Oh ... waterinfo is shy. Brother Chen Ming will come to accompany waterinfo ... Well, that's it. Some roommates are still urging Luoshui to try on clothes and hang up ... Didi Didi Didi ... "On the phone, Sister Luoshui's voice is mellow and sweet, and every word is soft. However, it was obvious that someone on the other end of the phone was urging her to hang up in a hurry. "This Steve ..." Chen Ming took a mobile phone and sipped his mouth and smiled. The vertu signature platinum phablet in his hand has an arrow-shaped keyboard arranged downwards, and there is a faint red se gem lamp under the keyboard. However, the appearance of the tablet button is a bit old-fashioned and outdated compared with the iphone in the hands of many girls at the scene. "Oh, Chen Ming classmate, why are you still using a straight mobile phone? Did you get it some time ago when the freshmen of the school charged the phone and sent it to the mobile phone? " At that time, a girl sitting next to Chen Ming smiled sourly and asked half-jokingly and half-seriously. "No, it's the rest after the old man used it at home. I don't have a mobile phone, so I will pick it up and use it. Haha. " Chen Ming smiled, revealing two rows of white teeth. This sentence is telling the truth. His old man spent 480,000 yuan to buy the limited edition of signature Platinum released by vertu, a luxury brand owned by Nokia, and kept it in the study drawer. It was not until one day that Chen Ming's mobile phone broke down and could not be used that he found it in the drawer for a rainy day. "Oh, it turns out that Chen Ming is still using such an outdated mobile phone ... or I'll give you my bedroom iphone4. I just changed 5s recently, so that is useless. " Xu Lingfeng smiled warmly and spoke loudly. As soon as you listen, you will know that this is not only for Chen Ming, but also for all the girls present. "Very good." Chen Ming's face did not appear the kind of shame Se that someone expected, but a natural and harmless smile. "Words you this phone is quite flash, Chen Ming. It looks like a diamond, hahahaha … "The boy who hid the domestic mobile phone in his pocket carefully looked at Chen Ming's mobile phone and casually said," It's not like what your father gave you after using it. Just like new. " "Ahhh ..." Chen Ming gave a wry smile and shook his head helplessly. He said to himself, "I am really impressed by these nouveau riche children ............................................................................................................................................................. This kind of material will not leave traces easily, only diamonds will leave scratches on it ... In the eyes of this group of people, it has actually become a' phone bill' ... Alas ... ""National Nanyang University ",a comprehensive university located in the south-central part of the motherland, was founded by Zeng Guofan when he was the governor of Zhili in 1902. Ten years ago, there were only 2 16544 in China. The media major of this college has become a gathering place for the rich second generation of this school. After all, the tuition fee of more than 50 thousand a year is beyond the reach of poor families. In front of an upscale restaurant in Wangfujing Department Store outside Nanyang University, a group of students in Chen Ming's class had just finished eating and were ready to leave. Although it's not too far from the school, rich Xu Lingfeng and Master Xu drove here. "My car is parked outside. Do you girls want to take my car back to school? " Xu Lingfeng walked out of the restaurant smartly with a credit card in his hand. Just after dinner, Xu Lingfeng volunteered to invite guests. "Yes, yes." A few girls with slightly better posture were a little excited, and their long eyelashes with mascara were shaking stiffly in the air. "Hey ... I thought the quality of girls in the media would be higher ... Who knows this kind of goods, 4 points can't be more." Chen Ming put Chen Ming's hand in his pocket and went out alone. After a few steps, he saw an Audi a5 slowly drive to Chen Ming, and then let out a shrill "drip" sound. This is obviously showing off in front of Chen Ming. Immediately, the window of Audi a5 fell down and Xu Lingfeng's head was sticking out. God se is quite proud, and there are several girls in the same class with good posture sitting in the car. Xu Lingfeng waved to Chen Mingyang and said, "Dude, see you in the classroom tomorrow. It's still a bit far to walk back to the school dormitory here ... let's take a taxi. " Indeed, Wangfujing is not far from Nanyang University, but it is a long way back to Chen Ming's dormitory. "Don't send it slowly." Chen Ming is a harmless smiling face. "hmm." Xu Lingfeng's car window rose, his face was gloomy, and he said angrily, "This boy ... is so timid that he can really laugh ... All the men in this industry don't respect me and try their best to please me ... Only this boy ... Hum, it's rush hour. I'd like to see how you can take a taxi back. " Looking at the far-away figure of Audi a5, Chen Ming silently shook his head and sink a track: "What a prodigy ..." "Yes, even the limited edition vertusignature platinum worth more than 400,000 yuan can't be recognized. His eyes only recognize the iphone. What a prodigy. " "Are you ..." Chen Ming turned his head and saw a tall, good-looking woman coming, with long breasts and thighs, but in Chen Ming's eyes, it was just a slightly better posture. Did not attract Chen Ming's temperament. "My name is Qin Qin. I am Xu Lingfeng's girlfriend. I'm late. You didn't notice me. " The way of tall women. "Oh. Hello. " Chen Ming deadpan nodded, raised his hand and said, "I'm talking about your boyfriend. That Audi a5, there are so many places for girls. Why is there no place for your girlfriend ... where can I find such a magical boyfriend? " "He ..." A trace of sadness crossed Qin Qin's face. "All right, you don't have to tell me. I'm not interested in knowing. " Chen Ming gently Yang Yang hand, turn round and then walk, before Qin Qin return to absolute being, has opened the door of the Bentley flyingspur slowly coming forward. Qin Qin stared at Bentley with low-key appearance and luxurious connotation, shook his head and said to himself, "Those girls in the media ... are really short-sighted." ...