Hu Yifei famously said, What conquered me?

1, Hu Yifei: If it weren't for a whip, I would be the first to kill you wretched post-70s.

2. Hu Yifei: Why do you want to read my signature? Are you trying to plot against me?

3, hitting people does not advocate self-esteem, we are brothers, as long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

Hu Yifei: You have money to buy gifts. Should you also consider returning the money to your creditors?

5. Hu Yifei: You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

6. Hu Yifei: Prices are different now. My back is so hard that I can't breathe.

7. Hu Yifei: I always thought he was the middle number of 1 and 3, but I didn't expect that he also said the combination of 1 and 3.

Hu Yifei: If my relationship fails, it must be someone else lying on the ground.

9. Hu Yifei: Naked marriage+elopement, you are streaking.

10, Hu Yifei: Your head and ass are upside down again.

1 1, Hu Yifei: Hey, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, so I don't know if you're grandma. (This is not where)

12, Hu Yifei: Yifei: As the saying goes, take it by surprise. Fairy: You must hang yourself.

13, Hu Yifei: When birds are big, there are all kinds of Woods.

14, Hu Yifei: A new generation of urban women, who got into the hall and out of the kitchen, killed Trojan horses, climbed over the fence, rode bicycles, bought houses, beat mistresses and beat hooligans!

15, Hu Yifei: You are like a 16-year-old girl who is infatuated with delinquents.

Hu Yifei: It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.

Hu Yifei: It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't we have a fight?

Hu Yifei: Things that can go wrong always go wrong.

Hu Yifei: This diamond may be fake. Fairy, take your money detector.

20. Hu Yifei: Gee, you wrote the word depression on your face, but people who can't read really can't see it.

2 1, Hu Yifei: I really want to put a toilet in your brain to wash away all those disgusting things in your brain ... and then his whole brain was washed away.

22. Hu Yifei: Pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people!

Hu Yifei: No one can fool me, Hu Yifei.

24. Hu Yifei: Why don't I toss a coin to help you with your divination? Heads, you are fixed by her, tails, she is fixed by you. If the coin stands on the ground, you can escape. How's it going?

25. Hu Yifei: It can't be thawed without a microwave oven.

Hu Yifei: I will never bow to evil forces, even if I kill you.

Hu Yifei: Ceng Xiaoxian, you'd better throw away your broken mobile phone. Cameras are worse than onions. Lv Ziqiao is your sharp brother, and Hu Zha is your Chen Meijia. I really want a sip of salt and soda. ...

Hu Yifei: I ran to you desperately, thinking that you would be moved by my persistence! Even though we are separated from the whole world, as long as we get closer every day, one day I will hold your hand! But all this is an illusion. No matter how hard I try, I can't come to your side, because you are still standing in the same place!

Hu Yifei: The price of pigs is rising these days. Why can't the price increase?

30. Hu Yifei: Nothing is as simple as it seems.

3 1, Hu Yifei: Have you considered it? Why didn't she choose someone else and bring Epad back? Fairy: It's sold out because of love madness.

Hu Yifei: Saliva is used for counting money, not reasoning.

34. Hu Yifei: At least we won't chase 200 episodes of bitter TV series back to the village.

35. Hu Yifei: After drinking Luffy milk powder, my back ached, my legs stopped hurting, and even my heart stopped beating!

Hu Yifei: If you want to live a decent life, you must wear green.

37. Hu Yifei: Are there any games in this world that you can't play? Is it the temptation story knowledge contest back to the village?

Hu Yifei: I have given you my mobile phone number, why don't you understand my mind! Charge me dozens of dollars for anything.

39. Hu Yifei: Do you want to get pregnant before the age of 30? Fairy: I want to be a millionaire. Yifei: It is still possible to get pregnant.

40. Hu Yifei: I smoke, not cigars.

4 1, Hu Yifei: humiliate him, trample on him, trample on him.

42. Hu Yifei: A good dog won't get in the way, but a dog in the way is a roadblock.

43. Hu Yifei: What I teach is a classic stone, which is simply nerve!

44. Hu Yifei: What's the difference between you and direct rebirth?

45. Hu Yifei: America is great. It's been so long since the Asian Games and I haven't won a medal!

46. Hu Yifei: The six artifacts that interest men are: 1, leopard print 2, short skirt 3, stockings 4, boots 5, steel pipe 6, and attractive eyes. Only one person meets this requirement, and that is the Monkey King. The five artifacts that interest women are: 1, high face value 2, domineering 3, sense of security 4, which can protect you 5 and be single-minded to you. The only thing that meets this requirement is the Tibetan mastiff.

47. Hu Yifei: I think this hobby is very good, very good and lifelong.

Hu Yifei: Now I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face.

49. Hu Yifei: I won't argue with an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is.

50, Hu Yifei: Domineering side leakage.

5 1, Hu Yifei: Don't call me Lei Feng, my name is red scarf!

52. Hu Yifei: Everything takes longer than you expected.

Hu Yifei: Only the rich can call it a house. Do you call it a house? You call it my humble abode; Only the rich can call it melancholy. Do you call it melancholy? You call it depression; Only the rich can call it energy saving. Do you think this is energy saving? You call it stingy; Only the rich can call it fullness. Do you call it plump? You call it a clown; Only the rich can call it a trip. Do you call it a trip? You call it wandering; Only rich people can be called single. Do you think that's single? You call it a bachelor.

54. Hu Yifei: I am a witness. I saw your head. You eat too much melatonin. How dare you slander your mother!

Hu Yifei: You must call me tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the clipboard.

56. Hu Yifei: You finally understand. Let's end this. I am a brother-in-law.

57. Hu Yifei: Imagine this painting. Wan Yu has no veil, and you have no ring. Fortunately, you can hold a puppy. At the door of a studio with a locked door, a guy is picking the lock in the background, but you may not be able to see it clearly, because it is dark around, and the lighting engineer has no lights, but he can shout come on. But even so, it doesn't matter. There was no photographer taking pictures at all.

Hu Yifei: Believe it or not, I will rip your mouth off.

59. Hu Yifei: Not necessarily a prince riding a white horse, but also a Tang priest; It is not necessarily a monk who can burn incense, but also a panda; People with tattoos are not necessarily bad people, but people who are willing to be Yue Fei. It is not necessarily a big bird that can fly, but Li Ning.

60. Hu Yifei: If someone bullies you, just tell me, and I will definitely make his neck move; Visceral connection; IQ arrears; My head is shaking; Color screen small face; The ears are twisted; Having a straight nose; Having a polyphonic sound; The front teeth are turned over; Leg 90%; Hands are not in the service area; Life is closed.

6 1, Hu Yifei: This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

Hu Yifei: A vegetable can speak better than you. Believe it or not, I will plant you in a flowerpot.

63. Hu Yifei: At least a man, screaming like a little Shenyang.

Hu Yifei: The wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood.

Hu Yifei: If you are worried that something will happen, it is more likely to happen.

66,: Hu's art of war has a cloud, yellow robe is added to the body, forcing Liangshan to solve the current situation!

67. Hu Yifei: Martyrs can still approve it. Why can't the surprise be reissued?