How to imitate Wong Kar-wai's speech?

Wong Kar-wai's speech features: an event+a circuitous time+a boring event; According to this formula, you can easily make sentences and become a Wong Kar-wai in 3 seconds.

1, listening to beyond's "Broad Sky" for four minutes and six seconds, I looked at the curtain diagonally opposite, as if it was going to be washed.

5 hours and 43 minutes after lunch, I went back to the company for a meeting to study, but this time, I didn't fall asleep.

3. Fourteen days, eight hours and 57 minutes after my salary was paid, I went to the canteen again, but this time, I dare not beat meat.

4. After having lunch with my family for 18 minutes and 27 seconds, I received a short message from a strange number, but this time it showed that please pay the phone bill in time.

Three hours and eight minutes after getting the approval from the leader, I rushed into the leader's office again, but this time, I didn't knock.

6. One hour and twelve minutes after lunch, I was lying in bed again, but this time, my mother shouted a few minutes later.

Early experience:

Wong Kar-wai was born in Dinghai, Zhejiang (now Dinghai District, Zhoushan City). He was born in Shanghai. When he was five years old, he and his parents moved to Hong Kong. As a sailor's father, he went to Malaysia, leaving Wong Kar-wai and his mother alone. Although living in poverty, his mother took Wong Kar-wai to the cinema almost every day, and he has since formed an indissoluble bond with movies.

When studying graphic design at the Hong Kong Polytechnic (later renamed the Hong Kong Polytechnic University), Wong Kar-wai was once fascinated by photography. After graduation, Wong Kar-wai joined the TVB director group (also known as tvbi) as a screenwriter in his spare time because he didn't have much time to work in this major. However, he didn't stay in the assembly-line wireless station for long, so he chose to leave the wireless and make a living as a screenwriter.