What is college life like?

1. Every evening, several good cars are parked at the university gate. There is a bottle of red bull, pulse or iced tea on the front cover of the car. No matter how many cars there are, my sister should not drink this water.

2. The study life of college students is: soaking feet with warm water for the first 16 weeks and washing feet for the last two weeks.

3. The single-leaving rate of freshmen is the highest, because the remaining seniors in the same class all point to the time that ignorant freshmen need to adapt to college life and complete the single-leaving index crazily.

The hardest thing in middle school: call your parents tomorrow.

The hardest thing in college: the college will have a health check tomorrow.

5. When the freshman introduces himself, prepare a talent show, whether it is singing, dancing, playing the violin or telling jokes in cross talk, it can be quickly remembered by teachers and classmates.

Next, if you want to run for the class cadre, join the party and be a teacher's assistant, it will not be easy.

6. The teacher's impression score is too important. The more headaches you have, the more you have to sign in and ask questions in the front row.

In my junior year, there was a high failure rate and a difficult course, so many people couldn't learn it.

But there is a female student in our major. She grabs the front row in every class and doesn't play with her mobile phone. She answered in a super loud voice and asked questions after class. Although she knows nothing, she just wants to make a good impression on the teacher.

At the end of the semester, 6 1 minute flies at low altitude. .....

Because in college, everyone's enthusiasm for learning is very poor, and teachers have no sense of accomplishment in class. At this time, you are positive and enthusiastic, and you can make the teacher remember you at once.

7. There are too many great gods in the school. Those who study well, win prizes in competitions, get soft hands in internship offer, dance well, play well in clubs, and even have many predecessors and are handsome ... will become popular figures in schools and have an unforgettable youth time.

Therefore, you should also grasp these four years freely. If you have an idea, make good use of it and get it done.

8. If you find that the level of people around you is similar to yours, or even you are better than them, don't be happy. This does not mean that you are strong, but that you are marking time and muddling along.

Step out of your comfort zone, even if you feel that you have reached the bottom now, you should learn to lift yourself up from the bottom bit by bit, and let this power become the support point of your future life.

I went from decadent school scum to absorbing my roommate's excellent habits, and gradually became a good person. In those days when I struggled with bad habits, I was very tired, but I had to grit my teeth and walk in tears. This is what youth should look like.

9. The first half of freshman year is the hardest and longest, because you know nothing and nobody, so you should test everything carefully.

But from next semester, you will feel that time passes quickly and many things you want to do have not been done yet.

There is even a feeling that I have just adapted to college life and will graduate soon.

Because, happy time is always short.

This senior's heartfelt message is definitely worthy of your praise.

10, almost all the dormitories were torn. When others are sleeping, they make loud phone calls, throw rubbish everywhere, and treat other people's things as their own ... If this roommate can't stand it, don't put up with it.

1 1. High school is a high school for a group of people, and a university is a university for one person. Even classmates, after four years, it is normal that their names don't match their faces.

12, the more general the school, the lower the gold content of the student union.

The bossy, obedient follower is suffocating.

If you want to exercise your interpersonal skills, just find a club with a good atmosphere, which is much better than the student union.

13, don't go to the club that needs your membership fee. Most of the clubs in universities are subsidized by the school's tour fees, and students don't have to pay their own money.

Many clubs that need to pay tour fees are registered by seniors or individual teachers themselves, either for fun or to collect your wool.

14, the library is not a gathering place for schoolmasters.

I came to take my seat early in the morning. As soon as I arrived, I opened the book, filled the cup, fiddled with all kinds of stationery, then turned on my mobile phone and started timi.

There are so many people in the library just to reduce the guilt of lying on the dormitory bed playing with mobile phones.

15, the roll call rate is the highest in the first class every day, and the teacher knows that you can't get up.

But I didn't miss class in order to get better grades.

It's really easy to get up early, because there is nothing in my stomach.

16, 90% people will regret their major, but this is not the reason why you lie in the dormitory to catch up with the drama.

17. It is not the mobile phone, ipad and wallet that are most easily lost in universities, but the "takeaway".

18, you must learn English well. Many people say that "there are more and more people who can speak English now, and there is nothing valuable". Since so many people are studying, you can't. Aren't you less competitive? Most companies like English speakers and are willing to give them more opportunities.

I hated English very much in high school, but after I went to college, I found that everyone around me was good at English, but I couldn't even pass CET-4. I feel inferior and anxious. I began to learn the excellent methods of learning English in the dormitory, and gradually changed from a scum who hates English to an English lover who passed CET-4 and CET-6 smoothly. I understand that English is really not as difficult as we thought. I have compiled some small methods, which are really effective.

19. Roommates are just roommates. Never be friends.

Roommates' four-year relationship will change constantly. Freshmen are polite to each other, sophomores are obedient, juniors don't like each other, and seniors are only indifferent.

If your relationship has been friendly for four years, it's really not easy.

Everyone in the university has their own channel. You want to go to the library, and your roommate just wants to catch up with the drama. If you take professional courses step by step, some people may go to cut class to start a part-time business ... so don't choose to fit in for security.

The sooner you get used to the phrase "how many times do you have to walk on the road of life", the easier it is to go further.

20. Don't be brainwashed by the sentence "A university that doesn't fail is an incomplete university". These are all fallacies left by you disappointing seniors and sisters.

Once you fail the course, you will find that for the sake of "complete" college life, you have lost the qualification of scholarships, evaluation opportunities and scientific research promotion.

Really, this sentence is a trap, and no one with a sound IQ will do it.

2 1. Make friends with people who can control their living expenses without overspending every month.

Few people in the university can live to the end of the month. Usually a few days ago, when my brain is hot, I will have a sea fishing, a small barbecue and then visit Taobao ... it will disappear. I will pretend to be a grandfather for half a month and a grandson for half a month.

And those who can't spend their living expenses are either self-disciplined or rich.

Being friends with the former can make you work hard and make progress; Make friends with the latter and don't have to work hard anymore.

22. The part-time advertisements of typists and bill pickers are everywhere in the campus, trapping college students who have little social experience and want to earn living expenses.

This part-time routine is to collect your various identity information at first, and then collect money from you in the name of paying fees and deposits, one or two hundred each time, and then ensure that you earn it back through remuneration.

After earning all your fees, you can fly away and never look back.

23. During this period of university, there are the most learning opportunities and the lowest cost. You must study more and ask more questions.

There are all kinds of books to read in the library. You can take classes at famous universities in mooc, and teachers and professors can answer questions. There are also ps, Excel, photography, editing and so on. At school, and various skill clubs.

You have time. These are all free. Don't rush to Bai Piao.

After graduation, such a good thing will never happen again. For example, now, if you enjoy it, I will remind you not to forget to give me a compliment. Don't want Bai Piao to know.