Interesting copywriting on the Internet is amazing.

1. Couples buy pots in two shopping malls. The man played a few times when he chose the pot, and felt very comfortable, so he gave his wife the result. The wife picked it up and pretended to pat the man and said, that's it, it's very convenient. I was shocked!

Ma Yun and your girlfriend fell into the water at the same time. Ma Yun gave you 100W, who would you save first? A: Ma Yun, of course! I won't. I'll pretend to save my girlfriend first and see if Ma Yun will increase the price!

To tell you the truth, I just finished the pair.

Never look at your girlfriend's mobile phone, especially the shopping list. Otherwise, you will be like me, looking at hundreds of goods to be delivered and convulsing! Stop it, hungry, have some northwest wind!

A female friend who sells pajamas asked me: Don't you men wear pajamas? Why men's pajamas can't be sold. In this regard, I can only tell her: perhaps, it is because we all sleep in leather clothes.

5. Once the beauty queen confessed to me, I turned her down and gave her a photo. After reading it, she said, your girlfriend is really beautiful. Then I gave up. Hum, really, you are not as beautiful as me in women's clothes, and you want to be my girlfriend?

6. There is a squirrel at home. Every time it makes a mistake, I will teach it a lesson, and it will squat in the corner with a wronged face. Recently pregnant. As soon as I trained it, the goods showed me directly. I'll go? What do you mean? Prices have gone up?

Seven. Brush your teeth in the morning, and my son needs my toothpaste. I said, you can't use it You are still young, so use baby toothpaste. He gave me a cold look and said, Mom, you are so stingy. You use my baby cream every day, and I never mentioned you!

Eight. I yearn for the place where it will snow. Walk with the person you love and turn white together. Unlike here, it only rains. Oh, when we walk, we go into the water together!

9. "When are you quietest?" "I met a teacher at school. Meet a male god on the playground, meet relatives at home, and meet strangers in Luyu. At other times, it's like an escaped husky! "

Send it to me with Tenuto.

20 yuan red envelope, I'll buy you a good thing. ""so good? Turn around! " "Roger that." "When do you buy things?" "I have already bought it." "What did you buy?" "I bought a lesson. "1 1. Just now someone asked me what brand of lipstick I used. I showed her the way and said, go straight and turn left at the first crossing. Remember to tell the boss to put more peppers. ...

Teacher: "About your son's puppy love." Dad: "Oh, I see, when the children are older, I have no objection in principle ..." Teacher: "Thank you, we really love each other."

Thirteen. A very thin man met a very fat man. The fat man said, "Look at you, there was a famine on the road." The thin man replied, "Yes, but judging from your appearance, you should have caused the famine."

Fourteen A: How did you go from being straight to being gay? B: because compared with a girl. 0. I have a boyfriend, do you?

To tell the truth, don't underestimate your ability. You know, a fly can destroy a pot of soup, and a lump of poop can shut down the whole water park.

Sixteen years old. Why do you want to study? For example, when you see the afterglow of the sunset ... what you think is: "Sunset and lonely Qi Fei grow together." Instead of: "God, so many birds are so beautiful, so fucking beautiful!"

Seventeen. When I was a child, I wanted to "catch the week" on my first birthday. I was holding a pencil in one hand and a writing brush in the other. Everyone says I will be a student in the future, but my parents are so happy. It was not until many years later that I realized that this was "

The meaning of "two strokes".

18. I pretend to be cold after every exam, because when others are arguing about whether the answer is A or B, I can't figure out why I chose C.

Teacher: "Did your father say anything when he failed the exam?" Xiao Ming: "Do you want to save those dirty words?" Teacher: "Of course. Xiao Ming: "Then he didn't say anything. "Teacher:" ... "

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10. There is a beautiful woman crying by the river. I stopped, turned my back on her and smoked a cigarette. All the men and women passing by looked at me askance and thought I was going to dump her. To tell the truth, it's so cool to have a girlfriend!