Traditional Culture Encyclopedia - Photography major - Sending some funny jokes bored me to death.
Sending some funny jokes bored me to death.
2. The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine in the battle? The company commander was greatly annoyed: depend, what to do! Step on it and pay the price.
3. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you;
I can't eat at noon because I miss you more;
I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily;
I can't sleep at night because I haven't eaten anything for a day and I'm hungry.
There is a section chief and director waiting in the elevator. The director farted and said, "You put it there." The section chief said, "No, I didn't put it there anyway." After a while, the section chief was dismissed, and the director said, "I'm sorry if my fart is too big."
My colleague hasn't seen anyone for hours. We looked for him everywhere like crazy. Finally, the boss found him sleeping. The boss didn't wake him up, but quietly put a note on my colleague's chest. "When I was sleeping," the note said, "you were my employee, but not when I woke up."
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