Wonderful quotations from Degang Guo.

1, no clothes to wear in this cold weather, wearing a plastic suit.

2, his photo, posted on the door to ward off evil spirits, posted on the bedside contraception.

I haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

4, alas, people are good at being bullied, Mashan is riding, riding his neck to shit! Fuck, I'll dial it, I'll have diarrhea, I'll wipe it, and I'll have diarrhea by riding my neck!

5, tired of walking, he sits here, the dog sits here, one side is high, and everyone who comes over wonders: Whose twin is this?

6. When Yu Qian came out that day, a wire fell from his face and his face was black. He went to the hospital. The doctor asked Yu Qian: Are you from the Coal Mine Art Troupe?

Young man, you are the sun at two or three in the morning.

8. You have a good physique. I can see at a glance that you must live to death.

9. The world is cold and broad-minded, and everyone's business is my business, benefiting the people, solving worries for the society and helping you who are powerless and mentally retarded. (Vulnerable groups) take your business as my business and see that everyone is like my child.

10, the director of women came home from the door at night and met a rogue on the way. The director of women is honest and persistent. After a fierce struggle, the rogue was stripped naked.

1 1. I have an agreement with China audio industry. I am in charge of humor, and they are in charge of taste. Nobody touches anything or moves.

12, in the journey to the west, Tang Priest brought a servant named Friar Sand, two pets, a monkey and a pig, and the story of his trip.

13. There are three girls in their family. The elder sister looks like his father, the second sister looks like his mother, and the third sister is beautiful and white, like a neighborhood.

14, I am a clean and pure person, chastity and virtue are my pronouns. Wherever I go, the chastity archway follows, and I will never take outside work.

15, I have been an artist for more than a week.

16, Mr. Yu's family has been rich for generations, and his great-grandfather used to be the second-class scissorhand of the former Qing Palace.

17, some people say that we should abandon the traditional cross talk, which is probably worth 1400 big mouths!

18, my daughter-in-law told me to talk about cross talk well, and don't worry about anything else. She is also called a dream come true.

19, social progress, women are the strong ones in life; With the development of science and technology, men are weak in bed!

20, the old man's house full of books, traditional, simplified, ancient, foreign languages, alas, this is learned! There are various versions of Jin Ping Mei.

2 1. Do you have a two-foot lobster? Sorry, there is nothing two feet long, only two feet two. What stupid restaurant doesn't even have a two-foot lobster? Eat a plate of shredded potatoes.

22. How advanced mobile phones are now, with color screen, flip cover, slide cover, calling and not calling.

23. How dare you join the Beggars' Sect! Dressed up very well!

24, the old man is in good health, that is, his mouth is full of teeth, leaving only one tooth, eating something between his teeth, and eating lotus roots in his eyes.

25. I bought Wang Xizhi's handwritten Chinese characters: One World, One Dream.

I stopped the woman who robbed on the road. I didn't know it was a laid-off woman until I asked. The more I talk about it, the more pathetic it becomes. Finally, I gave her five dollars.

Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

28. At this point, yes, it is the White House. There are many reporters standing at the door. When they saw me, they all gathered around and asked, Master, do you want a CD?

29. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.

30. After my counseling, I instigated how many people on the verge of suicide tried to kill people.

3 1, we got lost halfway. He took out a pile of instruments and pointed to the needles in the southeast, northwest and northwest. I said that you are all behind, so we have to adopt advanced methods and throw shoes.

32. If you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it!

33. Tian Er flew up, ran down the road with his head down and left. He took his head and made a slight contest with this stone, and Tian Er lost.

34. My fence is very big, 20 miles on one side and the same length on four sides, a big rectangle.

Don't leave after the party. I'll treat you to dinner, and whoever goes will pay.

36. People are the most inhuman in the world.

37. One or two beers and four peanuts. Wait a minute. Here is one (pick one on the ground). Just three.

38. Thank you for coming so many people. It's amazing. It's Chinese New Year before the first month, so I salute you and wish you happiness in your later years.

39. Mr. Wang, you are really rich in knowledge. You are better than college students, masters, doctors and academicians. You are a martyr.

40. I scolded him angrily: I'll get out of here. (anxious mouth is not neat)

4 1, never hit him or scold him. Just asking for money, so we can discuss it. But to put it bluntly, more than 100 yuan can kill the ticket.

42. I will buy 50 good cars, Alto, Alto, Alto! Get up with a dart and drive like a train!

43. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

44. The nephew's prostate is uncomfortable.

45, roll back for three and a half weeks, more than a month.

46. The relationship between husband and wife is not necessarily good, and the good relationship is not necessarily husband and wife; Crosstalk masters don't necessarily speak crosstalk, and singers don't necessarily know music.

47, lobster, sea crab, haha! I like to eat shells! Waiter, bring him a plate of melon seeds.

48. Some actresses sleep with male directors for acting. What a shame! There are too few female directors, what should I do as an actor?

49. The lock is opened with a noodle, and a pack of instant noodles can open a community.

50. Let me see, Qaidam, Xinjiang. Is this outside the Third Ring Road?

5 1, your shameless appearance has my youthful charm.

52. Regardless of the law, I will kill him.

After all, I can't outrun that BMW. I can only watch it fly away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my pedal is broken!

54. It is the duty of every citizen to take concubinage according to law!

55. Many heroic images flashed before my eyes, including a great Simon official and Mr. Chen () who likes photography.

56. Confucius said: Good cabbage is arched by pigs.

57. Last time I drank too much, I used chopsticks as chicken feet and ate one and a half.

58, the horse is thin and hairy, and the son is not a thief. The blind uncle married the blind grandmother, and the old couple spent most of their lives without seeing anyone.

59. I participate, you contribute and I am happy!

60. Yu Qian is a perfect person in my heart, and this person is finished.

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