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Children’s classic sayings for young children

Tongyanwuji has changed the way mothers record their babies’ growth. There are childish sayings for babies in their early childhood. The following is a collection of classic quotes from young children that I carefully compiled for you. I hope you like them.

Tongyanwuji’s classic quotations for young children

1) Grandma told Hengheng the story of the little white rabbit and the big bad wolf. Grandma asked Hengheng: When the little white rabbit talks about the big gray wolf What did the big bad wolf think when she didn't open the door? Heng Heng thought for a while and said: The big bad wolf must be very strange. Why can the little rabbit here speak human language?

2) I took Xiaodou to play by the city wall. Xiaodou suddenly saw the children who were sketching. He looked at them for a long time, and then asked me: Uncle, they must be very poor, right? How hard it is for them to draw like this. , why not buy a camera? That would be so convenient!

3) Xiaobao is a computer fan. He suddenly stopped turning on the computer for more than ten days. His mother asked him what was wrong? He said:? I There is a virus in my computer. If I don't turn it on, it will have nothing to eat. I want to starve those viruses to death. ?

4) When playing games, the teacher asked the children to talk about their dreams. Xiao Ming was the first to raise his hand and said: "I had a good dream yesterday." ?The teacher asked: ?Okay, then tell me what you dreamed about? Xiao Ming thought for a while and said: ?Teacher, you should tell it! You are also present. ?

5) When eating, Beibei took a napkin and dipped some soup in the bowl. Then she gestured to her father's nose and said in surprise: "Hey, there's so much snot in my nose."

6) Mom: The little sister next door has been crying and fussing all day long, and the aunt is so anxious that she doesn’t know what to do. Xiaobao: This is all Auntie’s fault. He came back from the hospital. Why didn’t he want a copy of the baby instruction manual?

7) Hengheng couldn’t figure out what the zodiac sign was. He heard from his mother that this year When she gave birth to a baby born in the year of Snake, she said to herself: The year I was born, I was a tiger baby, this year I became a snake baby, what kind of baby will I become next year?

　8) When I returned home the next day, the landlord's son saw me and confidently pointed at me and said that it was this uncle who told me. It made his father dumbfounded.

9) When I am with my uncle’s little brother, I sometimes feel like a little adult. One day, the family was sitting around eating, and the little guy suddenly asked with concern: "Mom, is my brother still obedient?!" The mother looked helpless, but still replied seriously: "Oh, be obedient." Thank you for your concern. ?

10) Once, Hengheng’s mother went on a business trip. Hengheng told his father that he wanted to eat steamed buns like the ones his mother made. So, my father steamed steamed buns for Hengheng according to the recipe. Hengheng looked at the steamed steamed buns and said to himself: The steamed buns made by mom will grow and gain weight when they are cooked. How come the buns made by dad are not like this?

Sentences from Tongyanwuji Quotes

1) In the middle of the night, the mother felt the baby moving, so she asked: "Baby, do you want to pee?" There was no response, so the mother continued to sleep. Unexpectedly, Xiaobao’s voice sounded: Can’t you see me nodding? I’m dizzy! What do you think my mother’s eyes are like?

2) Mom: What kind of stuffed buns do you want to eat? The ones with big meat. Beef and vegetarian buns. ?Xiaobao:?I don’t eat vegetarian food!?Mom:?Why? Xiaobao:?Vegetarian food is eaten by monks, and I’m not a monk!?Mom is dizzy!

3) Xixi lives at her grandma’s house One night, after returning home, my father asked kindly: "Xixi, did you sleep well at grandma's house?" Xixi thought for a long time and shook her head: "I fell asleep and didn't smell it." ?

4) Mom wished Xiaobao a sweet dream, and Xiaobao got up and took out snacks from the drawer to eat. Mom: Xiaobao, it’s not good to eat before going to bed! Xiaobao: Don’t you want me to have a sweet dream?

5) The six-year-old daughter asked seriously and solemnly: Mom, what’s the end of the table? Does it have legs? Mom: Of course it has legs, otherwise how could it stand up? Daughter: Then why doesn’t it walk? I rented a house in the east of the city. The landlord had a six-year-old son who was naughty, smart, and cute, especially Known for his ability to imitate.

6) Mom: Xixi, go and play, mom is ironing dad’s clothes, be careful not to hurt you. ?A few minutes after Xixi disappeared, she reappeared next to her mother. Xixi: Mom, have you finished burning dad’s clothes?

7) One day I took my eldest brother’s children to the bathroom to take a bath. As soon as I finished taking off my clothes, my little nephew looked at my lower body and said to me: Uncle, why is your little penis as big as mine? I was so depressed. At this time, the little nephew patted me who was silent and said seriously: It doesn't matter, my mother said it will grow up!

8) Hengheng came back from kindergarten, his face full of unhappy. Grandma asked: "Hengheng, what's wrong?" Hengheng said aggrievedly: "Grandma, Zhuo Zhuo and I are like my mother and my father. Our relationship has completely broken down." ?Grandma asked: ?What’s wrong? My deskmate Zhuo Zhuo’s fries were not given to me but to Xiu Xiu

9) As usual, my mother will lead her children to pack away the toys together. My mother was cute:? Baby, let’s collect the building blocks together and let the building blocks go home.

?The little guy said sternly: ?Collecting toys is very tiring!?

10) One of her colleagues had a one-year-old daughter who started to lose her teeth. Her mother took her back to the unit after the teeth were extracted. My mother asked her: "Does the tooth still hurt?" The little girl's answer made the people next to her laugh: "Ah, the tooth was left in the hospital. I don't know if it hurts!"

11) The baby volunteered to act as a waiter. She gathered a pen and paper, stood in front of the whole family, and asked seriously: "Order, order." "Order an abalone," I said, "How big is it?" This word is unfamiliar to him, but the baby seems to be familiar with it, and he replies very tactfully and calmly: "One year old, one year old." ?

12) Mom: Pierre, do you want to eat a cookie? Pierre didn’t respond. Mom asked again: Pierre, do you want to eat a cookie? Pierre said : I want to eat, mom. Mom said: Why do I have to ask you twice? Pierre: Because I want to eat two pieces.

13) I had rice for lunch one day. The rice was steamed by Yixuan’s father. I took a bite and it felt very hard, so I said to her, Yixuan, is the rice very hard? She said:? When the sun comes out, it becomes softer!?

　14) It turns out that before I came home, the landlord’s son was dissatisfied with the food and kept eating cat meat. Ask why. He said that after eating it, he could grow long white hair like his beloved kitten. Oh, I know, yesterday the little guy asked me why I had so much hair on my legs. I told him that it was because I ate pork and the hair on the pig grew.

15) Mom often tells Xiaomei: Don’t swing on the swing when wearing a skirt, otherwise, the little boy will see the little underwear inside! One day, Xiaomei happily said to her mother: Mom, Today Xiao Ming and I had a swing competition and I won! Mom said angrily: Didn’t I tell you? Don’t swing when wearing a skirt! Xiao Mei said proudly: But I’m so smart! I took off my underwear. so that he can’t see my panties!

16) When we were eating steamed buns at home, the baby said to his father: Give me a steamed bun! His father said to Miaomiao: Don’t talk about steamed buns, ask for steamed buns. Talk about buns. The baby nods to indicate that he has remembered. At night, the baby suddenly pointed at his father's arm and said: Dad, your arm is full of mosquito bites! When eating, Beibei pulled a napkin and dipped some soup in the bowl, then made gestures to his father's nose. He was surprised. Said: Yo, so much snot.

17) It’s already nine o’clock in the evening, but my daughter is not sleepy at all. I said to my daughter: "Yueyue, you are going to sleep. You will not grow taller if you don't sleep." My daughter said to me with a smile: "You have grown so big and tall, so you don't need to sleep anymore." ?I was dumbfounded.

18) I was watching TV with my three-year-old nephew. There was a black and white cow on the TV. I told him: "This is a cow." Two days later, when I went to the zoo, my nephew saw a zebra. He opened his mouth and said, "Uncle, I know, this is a milk horse." ?

19) Xiao Ming went to his grandma’s birthday banquet. When it was time to eat birthday buns, Xiao Ming asked: Why do we eat birthday buns that look like butts? Everyone’s expressions changed after hearing this. Then Xiao Ming opened the birthday bag, looked at the bean paste inside, and said: "Grandma, look! There is still stool in it!" Everyone fainted and vomited.

20) In accordance with the unified deployment of the city, the property management of the community has set up poison bait stations at each corner of the building. To avoid hurting the children, they used small wooden boards to cover the "poison bait stations". Hengheng asked his mother: What is this? Her mother said: It is a place where rat poison is put. Heng Heng thought for a while and said to his mother: Fortunately, the mouse can't read, otherwise the target would be exposed?

Tongyanwuji's joke quotes

1) Xiaobao is naughty, but his father is cruel Beating him, Xiaobao gritted his teeth and declared resolutely: "Fight him, fight him, hit him however you want, but I swear to you, I will definitely take revenge on your grandson in the future." ?

2) The six-year-old daughter asked seriously and solemnly: Mom, does the table have legs? Mom: Of course it has legs, otherwise how could it stand up? Daughter: Then why doesn’t it move? What? I rented a house in the east of the city. The landlord had a six-year-old son who was naughty, smart, and cute, and was especially famous for his ability to imitate.

3) At night, mom and dad were showing the video they had taken for Xiaobao during the day. When Xiaobao came in and saw it, he suddenly shouted: Piracy! He rushed up and turned off the TV, then patted his chest seriously and said: Don't watch pirated copies, watch genuine ones.

4) When the baby was two years old, he and his aunt went to the aquarium to see marine life for the first time. The aunt asked him what kind of fish was in the tank, and she always answered: braised fish.

5) There was a little boy who asked his mother after school one day: "Mom, where did I come from?" My mother felt that this question was difficult to answer, but she should take this opportunity to educate her children. , using cats and dogs as examples in a serious manner, hesitatingly talked about the process of reproduction. After hearing this, my son was confused and said: How could this happen? My deskmate said he was from Shanxi! ?

6) My little nephew loved to sleep when he was a child. Find his face. Qiong shouted: Turn off the light! Turn off the light! After telling him it was the sun, he shouted impatiently: Turn off the sun!

7) It was the Chinese New Year, and grandpa took Heng Heng to get a haircut. Auntie said: Grandpa’s haircut costs $100. Hengheng haircut yuan.

Hengheng asked his grandfather: Why did you spend so much money on so little hair? Grandpa didn’t know how to explain it, so he said wisely: You have a lot of hair, black and shiny. Does grandpa have less hair, or does he have white hair?

8) When eating steamed buns at home, the baby said to his father: Give me a steamed bun! His father said to Miao Miao: Don’t say steamed buns, say steamed buns. The baby nods to indicate that he has remembered. At night, the baby suddenly pointed at his father's arm and said: Dad, your arm is full of mosquito bites!

9) ?Do you know where you come from? I know, it was my father who planted the seeds. It goes into the mother's belly and then is taken out from the mother's belly through surgery. hehe. ?

10) When I am with my uncle’s little brother who is just a month old, I sometimes feel like a little adult. One day, the family was sitting around eating, and the little guy suddenly asked with concern: "Mom, is my brother still obedient?!" The mother looked helpless, but still replied seriously: "Oh, be obedient." Thank you for your concern. ?

11) ?Baby, what are you doing lying on the ground? Get up!? Teacher, my mother said that the puppy lies on the ground because the ground is cool. I want to try it too!? No, the weather When it's hot, we humans turn on the air conditioner and don't need to lie on the ground. ?But why is the puppy still lying on the floor when the air conditioner is on in my house?

12) Mom wishes Xiaobao a sweet dream, and Xiaobao gets up and takes out snacks from the drawer to eat. Mom: Xiaobao, it’s not good to eat before going to bed! Xiaobao: Don’t you want me to have a sweet dream?

13) When Xiaobao was one month old, he was not very good at talking and could only say a few words. As soon as I made her unhappy with the names of adults and simple words, she would cry and call me aunt instead of mother, thinking that this would make me angry too.

14) When I am with my uncle’s little brother who is just a month old, I sometimes feel like a little adult. One day, the family was sitting around eating, and the little guy suddenly asked with concern: "Mom, is my brother still obedient?" The mother looked helpless, but still replied seriously: "Oh, be obedient." Thank you for your concern. ?

15) Mom: Pierre, do you want to eat a cookie? Pierre didn’t respond. Mom asked again: Pierre, do you want to eat a cookie? Pierre said : I want to eat, mom. Mom said: Why do I have to ask you twice? Pierre: Because I want to eat two pieces.

16) One day, his mother took Hengheng to a class reunion. After the food was ordered, the waiter asked how the food would be served. An uncle said: press on the head. Hengheng quietly said to his mother: I can eat chicken head rice or fish head rice, but I don’t eat human head rice.

17) Xiaobao: Mom, I broke the mirror, I broke the mirror! Mom: I understand, there’s no need to say it twice. ?Xiaobao:?You said that if you confess once, you can reduce the punishment by half!?

18) Hengheng couldn’t figure out what the zodiac sign was. He heard from his mother that the baby born this year was a snake, so he Said to himself: The year I was born, I was a tiger baby, this year I became a snake baby, what kind of baby will I become next year?

19) Xixi tells a story: The cat has met The mouse turned into a tiger, but when he saw the tiger again, he turned into a mouse again. Dad: But what is it? Xixi replied: It is an animal that is bigger than a cat and smaller than a tiger. ?

20) Hengheng came back from kindergarten with an unhappy face. Grandma asked: "Hengheng, what's wrong?" Hengheng said aggrievedly: "Grandma, Zhuo Zhuo and I are like my mother and my father. Our relationship has completely broken down." ?Grandma asked: ?What’s the matter? My deskmate Zhuo Zhuo didn’t give me the fries, but gave them to Xiu Xiu.

21) Heng Heng said to his mother: What do the children in our kindergarten say they want to do when they grow up? Mom asked: What do you want to do? Hengheng said: Tiantian wants to be a scientist, Bingbing wants to be an officer, and Yuanyuan wants to be a rich man. Mom asked: What do you want to be? Hengheng said: I want to be a father. Can I hug my mother every night?

22) Xiao Ming went to his grandma’s birthday party. When it was time to eat birthday buns, Xiao Ming asked: Why do we eat birthday buns that look like butts? Everyone listened. His expression changed drastically. Then Xiao Ming opened the birthday bag, looked at the red bean paste inside, and said: "Grandma, look! There is still stool in it!" Everyone fainted and vomited.

23) One day, Hengheng asked his mother: Where did I come from? My mother thought about it and said: I brought you back from the hospital. Hengheng said to himself: It’s better to have Xiuxiu, she’s from Hubei. ?

24) Mom asked Pippi to get up: "Get up quickly! The rooster has crowd several times!" Pippi said: "What does the rooster's crow have to do with me? I'm not a hen!"< /p>

25) Mom: Xixi, why don’t you share the sweets with your little sister? Look, the old hen finds bugs and gives them all to the chicks! Xixi: Well, if I find bugs , and gave them all to the little sister. ?

26) After dinner, my parents watched TV and were moved by the plot, and kissed them unconsciously. I don’t want to be seen by Xiaobao playing with toys. Xiaobao: Dad, the teacher said you should use a towel to wipe your mouth!?

27) Mom wants to take Xiaobao to play with a friend who has just moved to a new house. Dad doesn’t want to rest assured.

Dad: What should you do if you can’t find the place? Mom: Ask! What is under our noses!? Xiaobao: What are the nostrils under our noses!? Mom and dad fainted?

28) Ask :?Kid, thank you, what is your name? A:?My name is Red Scarf. ?

29) Grandma had gallstones and was admitted to the hospital. Hengheng asked his father: What happened to gallstones. Dad was busy and said: Gallstones are stones in the stomach. Hengheng said loudly to his father: Take me to see grandma quickly. I want to tell her not to put stones in her stomach again.

30) In the middle of the night, the mother felt the baby moving, so she asked: "Baby, do you want to pee?" There was no response, so the mother continued to sleep.

Unexpectedly, Xiaobao's voice sounded: Can't you see me nodding? I'm dizzy! What do you think my mother's eyes are like?