I want to give my girlfriend a joke every day. Please tell me a joke, something funny. I hope she will be happy every day!

(1) After an old man drank too much, he went home and entered the pig pen by mistake. He lay down next to the sow and said, "Honey, give me a glass of water." The sow snorted, and the old man said: "If it doesn't fall, don't fall. Why are you being coquettish?" He touched it casually and said, "I'm buying a leather jacket, or a double-breasted one."

(2) The old couple went to take pictures, and the photographer asked: " Do you want metering, backlighting, or full light?" The uncle said shyly: "I don't care, can you leave some pants for your aunt?"

(3) One day, one barber. A man selling candied haws on a stick was beaten up. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked the barber: "Why did you beat up the man selling candied haws on a stick?" The barber said, "Fuck, I was perming my hair in the house, and he shouted 'Perm!' outside!"

(4) A man went to the toilet and did not pull out for a long time. Suddenly I saw a person running in, and there was a sudden storm. "Brother, I really envy you, so fast." "Why are you envious? I haven't even had time to take off my pants yet!"

(5) A foreigner was traveling in Laiwu, Shandong, and met an old lady playing with a cat. He stepped forward and asked in blunt Chinese: "Old lady, what are you doing?" The old lady replied: "Mao Ni!" The foreigner was shocked, even the old lady knew English! He gave her a piece of dark chocolate. The old lady thought it was dried sweet potato and said, "I have it in Laiwu!" The foreigner fainted!

(6) The young couple had a fight and threw a pillow downstairs. A beggar happened to be passing by. He was very happy and picked it up immediately. Then another quilt flew off. The beggar was ecstatic, wiping tears and shouted upstairs: "Brother upstairs, please do a good job and throw that woman down too."

(7) 1 The young woman was taking out the garbage and accidentally slipped and fell into the garbage. Just as she was about to get up, she was hugged by an old man who was picking up rags. The old man said with emotion: "People in the city just don't know how to live. If such a good wife says I don't want it, I won't want it."

(8) A man's big toe suddenly turned blue, and the miracle doctor diagnosed it as cancer, so he removed it. . After a few days, the second toe also turned blue and was removed again. Three days later, all the soles of his feet turned blue, so he had to be transferred to a large hospital. The final expert consultation diagnosis was that the socks were fading.