English humorous dialogue

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English humorous dialogue 1:

A girl went to the priest and confessed her sins.

Girl: Father, I am guilty.

Missionary: What did you do, little girl?

Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a bitch.

Missionary: Why? What did he do to you?

Girl: He touched my chest.

Preacher: You mean like this? (That guy did it. )

Girl: (a little shy to touch) Yes.

Priest: There is no reason to call him that.

Girl: But he also took off my clothes.

Preacher: You mean like this? He did it again. )

Girl: Yes, that's what he did.

Priest: That's still no reason to call him that.

Girl: He put his "What Do You Know" in my "What Do You Know" ...

Preacher: (evil laughter) ...) You mean like this? (Do you know)

Girl: (a few minutes later ...) Alas ... Yes, that's what he did. ...

Priest: My dear girl, there is still no reason to call him A. ...

Girl: But he has AIDS! !

Preacher: That son of a bitch! ! !

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English humorous dialogue 2:

Do you really like my stupid jokes?

Yes, they are tearing me apart! You have a strong sense of humor and keep a straight face. It took me a few minutes to understand the joke.

Yes, isn't this joke funny? If the wisecracks laugh, it is not funny. My father is a great joker. Sometimes, it takes my brother and I hours to understand this joke.

Do you really like these stupid jokes I tell?

Yes, they almost burst my stomach! You can really pretend to be serious. It took me a while to understand your joke.

A: It's no fun to laugh at a witticism first. My dad can tell jokes Sometimes it takes my brother and I half a day to understand.

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English humorous dialogue 3:

Man: Is this seat available? Is this seat empty? )

Woman: Yes, if you sit down, this will be. Yes, if you sit down, my seat will be vacant. (I'll leave right away.

Man: Have I seen you somewhere before? Do I seem to have seen you somewhere? )

Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. A: Yes. So I will never go to that place again. I don't want anything in common with you.

M: Would you like to go out with me this Saturday? Do you want to go out with me this Saturday? )

Woman: Excuse me. I have a headache this weekend. (sorry. I have a headache this weekend. Headaches can also be kept.

Man: May I know your name? May I know your name? )

W: Why? Don't you already have one? (Why? Don't you already have one? )

M: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. )

W: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. ) It's really ugly.

M: I think I can make you very happy. I think I can make you very happy. )

W: Why? Are you leaving? A: Really? You mean you're leaving? It's good for me to walk.