Does anyone have a funny sketch (preferably with 4 people)

Happy New Year

A: Hello, happy holidays!

B: Huh? festival? What holiday? Is it your birthday? Congratulations! Get the red envelope! A: What a mess! My birthday has passed early!

B: Oh, it turns out it’s not your birthday! So what day is today?

A: No, you don’t even know what day it is?

B: Why should I know? Is today important? A: Of course! It is a festival for all of us.

B: Oh, I know, it’s National Day!

A: Ah, it’s not October 1st yet?

B: That’s Women’s Day! Let us wish all the mothers in the world a happy holiday

(Singing: Mom, mom, dear...)

A: Wait wait wait, wrong again!

B: Is that Labor Day?

A: (laughing) Wouldn’t you be stupid if I didn’t take the 7-day holiday on May 1st? (Touch the other person’s forehead)

B: Go, go, go, you’re stupid Well! Isn’t it Children’s Day?

A: Ah! Are you kidding me? ! ! !

B: If I don’t play tricks on you, how can your classmates laugh?

A: Ah! Am I becoming a clown?

B: Look at your figure, isn’t it a clown, is it an elephant?

A: Okay, okay, it’s a big holiday, I don’t know the same as you anymore!

Let us wish all students a happy holiday together!

B: That’s good, but I don’t have time!

A: Ah! What are you busy with?

B: The school holds activities during the day, how can we do it without me?

A: What about tonight?

B: What do you think I am doing?

A: It’s a rare holiday, so I’ll definitely watch TV!

B: Vulgar! Your level is too low!

A: Ah, you have a high level. How high are you?

B: You’re welcome, I’m just too tall.

A: Ah! You are a star! Disrespect, disrespect!

B: It’s nothing, I just occasionally act in a show or something, it’s rare to show my face on the screen! Actually, you can do it too!

A: Me? Can I?

B: Of course! Let all the young friends take a look: look at this little head, smarter than the smart Ikkyu, look at this little mouth, more beautiful than the flower fairy, look at these little eyes smaller than crayons The new ones are still...

A: Please, stop talking. Besides, I will almost become Japanese!

B: Anyway, she is a super little beauty!

A: Don’t be ridiculous. I have to ask you first.

B: If you have anything else to ask, it’s just you! How can I be so good? It makes people blush!

However, usually, my male classmates call me Chibi Maruko-chan.

B: (Secretly: Is she Chibi Maruko-chan? I’m also Watermelon Taro!)

That’s great! I really found the right person today. Come on, let's go to the TV station quickly. (Pull with hands)

A: Hey, hey, don’t pull me first, you pull! We have to hurry!

A: The TV station is not owned by your family. You are a big star. Who will let me in as a primary school student?

B: Oh, judging from your tone, do you not believe me?

A: That’s right, we, a primary school student, can go on TV if he wants to. Then, haven’t Cecilia Cheung and Nicholas Tse lost their jobs long ago? I guess they didn't even let me in through the front door.

B: Then let’s talk to the guard uncle!

A: Please tell me? Do you want me to be like a child begging on the street and say, "Uncle, have mercy on me, please pull me in, I will die if you don't let me in!"

B: Then They are being used by bad people, we don’t have to be so miserable!

A: What should we say? Let’s just say: “Uncle, please let us in! We are not young anymore, we are over 20!

B: Huh? Over 20?

A: Yes, two people together!

B: Do you still think he has Alzheimer’s disease?

A: Then say: “Uncle, let me in. Can I just give you a big bottle of Wahaha? After drinking my Wahaha,

eating will taste delicious. Mom, I want—baby, ha, ha!

B: Look at you, you’re not famous yet, so you’re starting to do advertising like celebrities! Let me tell you, there is no need for this!

A: Can you really get into a TV station?

B: Nonsense, let me tell you, we are the host of the "June 1st" gala today!

A: Hey! Can we also be a host?

B: Of course, why not? My hair is longer than that of Li Yong, and my Mandarin is 100 times better than that of Liu Yiwei. Why not?

A: So what should we do this year?

B: Listen to me this year.

A: Huh? Are you still the chief director?

B: That’s not true! Last month, I extensively solicited opinions from my classmates and wrote a letter to the TV station, explaining our thoughts and ideas in detail, oops! Guess what, people actually adopted it!

A: Really?

B: They all praised me for my courage to participate, and said that I have a sense of reform and an innovative spirit, which is amazing! A small person has a big ambition!

A: Wow! Students, let’s give our big star some applause!

B: (Taking out a sausage from his pocket as a microphone) Thank you, thank you! Everyone’s applause! I must do better than sister Ju Ping!

A: Hey! It really looks like that!

B: (Took a bite) Ha! It tastes great!

A: Cough, cough! Why did you eat it first? Let’s talk about how to hold the “June 1st” party!

B: The overall idea is this: the large studio should be decorated into a beautiful fairy tale world. There is a forest of birds, colorful wooden houses, exotic flowers and plants, glass palaces, and various large building blocks, which sparkle with wonderful auras and colors under the changing computer lights.

A: It’s so beautiful!

B: Add in the classic children's songs from all over the world, and it's really poetic!

A: The stage must be very beautiful, right?

B: Of course! They are all the best plans selected from the designs of small painters from all over the world, and then combined together,

Wow! That's simply beautiful! It’s easy to get lost if you’re not careful!

A: What are the programs at the party?

B: Wow! That would be wonderful! Let me first introduce the cast.

A: Who is there?

B: Here is the chorus "Ode to the Motherland" played by 100 young actors, featuring heroes from hundreds of patriotic films.

A: OK! Carry forward the tradition of patriotism and strive to revitalize China!

B: Here are Sun Wukong, Snow White, Ma Liang, Little Sanmao, Flower Fairy, Calabash Baby, Black Cat Sheriff, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Smurfs, Transformers, Doraemon A large-scale song and dance show performed by famous Chinese and foreign cartoon actors such as A Meng and Crayon Shin-chan - "Our Most Common Festival".

A: OK! Symbolizing the World Children's Festival!

B: What is performed on the stage are small chorus, small ensemble, small dance, sketch, small acrobatics, small martial arts, small cross talk, small play,

little magic, small games... Anyway Anything except peeing!

A: Nonsense!

B: There are also young reporters interviewing the top ten teenagers; the young host invites our aerospace hero, Uncle Yang Liwei, to meet with you;

The children work hard day and night for our healthy growth Parents, teachers, and children’s art workers send flowers to express their gratitude!

A: Yes! It should, it should!

B: We also invite representatives of children from poor areas to come on stage and accept our holiday gifts and wishes.

A: We hold hands and are heart to heart.

B: Little calligraphers, little painters, little photographers, little poets and little inventors will perform on the spot!

A: The program is so rich!

B: Yes, the applause at the scene must be louder than the snoring!

A: Who are the guests invited to the party?

B: All the leaders and celebrities from all over the world are here! Even UN Secretary-General Annan is here.

It is a pity that three important figures are missing.

A: Who is missing?

B: President George W. Bush of the United States.

A: This old boy’s airs are really big!

B: What! The war in Iraq has set their backyard on fire and they are desperate.

How can you still be in the mood to play with us?

A: Who else is there?

B: Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein!

A: His house is also on fire?

B: Your house is on fire! Our Comrade Lao Sa is on trial at the International Court of Justice! Besides, George W. Bush wouldn’t allow him to come!

A: Hey! How pitiful! Then who is the other one?

B: That’s the famous terrorist boss - Bin Laden!

A: It should be Bin Laden, right?

B: Anyway Same.

A: What happened to him?

B: He is currently hiding in a cave. He doesn’t dare to answer the phone when he calls, and he doesn’t know the address when writing a letter!

We really don’t know how to contact him!

A: He’d better not come!

B: Why?

A: If he comes too, there will only be two people left in such a big studio!

B: Where have all the people gone?

A: As soon as they saw Laden, they all ran away!

B: Then why is there another one?

A: That’s the big star!

B: Who is it?

A: Isn’t he the host who is not afraid of death?

B: Ah! It's me! ! !

A: If not you, who else?

B: I won’t do it! I'd better run quickly!

Xiao Ling: Hey, big news, big news! The class teacher was angry with us and ran away again, and our class has a new class teacher! I heard that the surname is Hou.

Xiao Ai: That's good, a "sheep" just left in anger, and another "monkey" came.

Xiao Ling: Who cares about monkeys? Even if Sun Wukong comes, he still has to be angry and go back to Huaguo Mountain.

Xiao Ai: OK! If you grit your teeth and don't relax, you will continue to work in chaos. I have tried to persuade you to be correct, but whoever comes to protect you will be upset. yeah!

Teacher: (entering the classroom) "Class!"

Xiao Ai: Stand up, stand up.

Teacher: Hello, students, please sit down. First of all, let me introduce myself. I am your new class teacher. My last name is Hou.

Students together: "Monkey"? (Ha...hey...)

Teacher: Quiet, please introduce yourself.

Xiao Ling: Teacher, her name is Xiao Ai.

Xiao Ai: Her name is Xiaoling.

Teacher;: Don’t the students know who they are? Ask someone else to introduce you. Okay, let me announce the monthly exam results now, shall I? Xiaoling is 76 and Xiao Ai is 49.

Xiao Ai: Ah! Tonight it’s time to stir-fry shredded pork on a bamboo board.

Xiao Ling: How do you say this?

Xiao Ai: Don’t you know something? Every time I go home after taking an exam, the scores below 80 are women's singles, the scores below 70 are men's singles, and the scores below 60 are mixed doubles. This time I was dead.

Teacher: Stop talking and analyze the reasons why you did not do well in the exam. Write me a written reflection, your feelings must be profound. Okay, let’s read your reflection to everyone?

Xiaoling: How much do you know about Spring Flowers and Autumn Moon? When is the exam? Now I have handed out the test papers again, but the results are too bad to look back in my schoolbag. The lingering fear from last time is still there, but the subjects have changed. When will you be able to come forward? Just like a river of spring water flowing eastward.

Xiao Ai sang: Who cares about how miserable I am? Who cares about where I will go tomorrow, my poor grades, how many looks I have received, and how much pain I have suffered. In fact, I feel more pain than anyone else.

Xiao Ling: When will the high scores be achieved? I wonder if the exams will be strict when I go to school tomorrow? I want to work hard, listen to the rooster crow at three o'clock, and turn on the light to watch at five o'clock, but unfortunately, I am stupid and have incomplete intelligence. I also sigh at the mountain of books and the sea, and there should be hatred. Who said that my will is not strong, the moon waxes and wanes, my grades in life are good and bad, and it is difficult to reach the sky. This matter is difficult to solve in ancient times, but I hope that after working hard, my name will be in front of Sun Shan.

Teacher: I haven’t complained yet, but you have already. Why!

The bell rings for the end of get out of class...

Student: Victory in the first battle, yeah! Go home!

Teacher: In the dead of night, it’s the time when I’m upset. When I’m upset, I don’t sleep, and students all come to my mind. no! These little guys seem to be deliberately against me. It seems that they can't do it in the eyes of the light, hey! By the way, the new curriculum reform now requires optimizing the teacher-student relationship, eh! Just do it.

Xiao Ling: Hey, who cleaned the floor so cleanly? There's a new table cover. Hey, where are the chair cushions?

Teacher;: Class is here. Today we are learning to calculate the area of ??a parallelogram. Please see, I am holding two identical trapezoids in my hand. Now I put them together, what do you see?

Students: Whispering and making small moves.

The teacher sings: The students across the way look over, look over, I am speaking very wonderfully here. Please take a look first.

Student: I looked left, right, up, down, but I couldn’t understand it. Come, come, come...

Teacher: Hey! Nothing can be done? Let’s go up here today, right?

Xiao Ai: No, no, Xiao Wu and Xiao Li are fighting. Let’s take a look, shall we?

He: Let's go

The teacher greeted him at the door: "Don't go, you all. You can study peacefully in the classroom. Leave this matter to me."

Xiao Ai: Xiao Wu is in a terrible situation this time. His family is so poor, so why should he pay for medical expenses?

Xiao Ling: Will the teacher fire him? Will she tell her mother? Her mother is sick.

Xiao Ai: Maybe, this teacher is quite fierce.

Xiao Wu: He walked into the classroom dejectedly, with gauze wrapped around his hands.

Teacher: Your face is calm. It’s okay. I’m going to get my homework book and prepare for class.

Xiao Ling, Xiao Ai: Hey, how is it?

Xiao Wu: Don’t mention it. When the teacher arrived at the hospital, without saying a word, he ran back and forth to help me find a doctor and pay the medical bills. He didn’t say a word of complaint. Seeing the blood on my head, the teacher burst into tears. Is it too unjust for us to treat him like this? The teacher is very aggressive with us.

Student: We all blamed her wrongly.

Teacher: Class!

Student: Hello, teacher!

Teacher: Stunned

Xiao Wu sang: Teacher, I’m sorry, it’s not that I don’t love you, I really don’t want to, and it makes you sad again.

Students sing: Teacher, I’m sorry, I’m not trying to embarrass you, I really don’t want to, and it makes you angry again.

The teacher sings: It doesn’t matter, it really doesn’t matter. At least you have admitted your mistake and don’t have to torture yourself sadly. You don’t need too much commitment. As long as you study hard, it is enough for me. There are many memories in a person's life.

He: Thinking of you makes me very sweet.

Teacher: Today we will learn a short poem "The Psalm of Love"

Teacher: Love is a mountain spring

Xiao Ling: How many dry hearts have been nourished< /p>

Teacher: Love is the rain

Xiao Wu: How many happy homes have been nurtured

Teacher: Love is the spring breeze

Xiao Ai: Drive The severe cold of winter has gone

Teacher: Love is a lighthouse

Xiaoling: Let the distance between hearts no longer be far apart

Teacher: Hold out your heart

Students: Hold out my heart

Teacher: Use our hearts

Students: Use our love

Head: Go Dedicated to: yesterday, today, tomorrow