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You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin. What kind of melon can’t be eaten? --Answer: Fool 2. There are 6 steamed buns in the basin, and each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why? --Answer: The last child took away the basin together 3. Can you turn ice into water as quickly as possible? --Answer: Remove two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water". 4. In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he gets indoors. But when he saw someone, he took off his hat obediently. Who was that person? --Answer: Barber 5. Lao Wang shaves forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? --Answer: Lao Wang is a barber 6. There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word? --Answer: This is the "wrong" word 7. Who does Xiaohua look most like at home? --Answer: myself 8. What are the uses of egg shells? --Answer: Used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks. 9. What’s something you don’t have to fight hard to hit? --Answer: Yawn 10. You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, but two people cannot do it together. What is this doing? --Answer: Dreaming 11. What should everyone do seriously every day? --Answer: Sleep 12. Who never dares to take a shower? --Answer: Clay Figure 13. Xiao Ming never studied but became a model student. Why? --Answer: Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student 14. What kind of car can't move even an inch? --Answer: Windmill, 15. Which month has twenty-eight days? --Answer: There are 28 days in every month 16. Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class? --Answer: It’s not as comfortable as bed 17. What kind of wine can’t be drunk? --Answer: iodine 18. What kind of eggs can’t be beaten, cooked, let alone eaten? －Answer: Zero eggs obtained in the exam 19． The train from Beijing to Shanghai takes 6 hours. After 3 hours of travel, where should the train be? --Answer: On the track 20. When does the clock stop ticking? --Answer: The clock never moves 21. What books can’t be bought in bookstores? --Answer: Suicide note or secretary 22. Which road is the narrowest? --Answer: Enemies meet on a narrow road 23. What can't be eaten? --Answer: "East-West" direction 24. A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die? --Answer: The plane is parked on the ground 25. What flower blooms all year round? --Answer: Plastic flowers 26. Which English letters do most people like to hear? --Answer: CD 27. Who never sees a doctor when they are sick? --Answer: Blind 28. Xiao Ming knew the answers to the test papers, so why did he keep looking at his classmates' answers? --Answer: Xiao Ming is a teacher 29. How to tell the age of a chicken? --Answer: Use teeth 30. Why doesn't the egg break when I hit it with a hammer? --Answer: Of course the hammer will not break 31. Who is the boxing champion who is easily knocked out? --Answer: Sleepyhead 32. What is it that heaven doesn’t know and earth knows, but you don’t know and I know? --Answer: The sole is broken 33. A man is walking on the beach, but no footprints are found behind him. Why? --Answer: He is walking backwards 34. A truck driver hit a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? --Answer: The truck driver was not driving at the time 35. What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? --Answer: Open your eyes 36. Can you write red letters with a blue pen? --Answer: Why is it difficult to write the word "red"? 37. When the car turns right, which tire does not rotate? --Answer: Spare tire 38. What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? --Answer: Confucius' disciples are on the left, Mencius' disciples are on top 39. Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third grade of junior high school? －Answer: From the first to the third year of junior high school, one lesson is learned in two days, which is not bad! 40. How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach? --Answer: One. Because after eating one, your stomach is no longer empty. 41. What did Columbus do next after he stepped into the New World? --Answer: Step on the other foot 42. The caterpillar came home and said something to his father. The father fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? --Answer: The caterpillar said: "I want to buy shoes.

" 43. The plane fell from the sky, why was no one injured? - Answer: All died 44. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? - Answer: It is flat 45. What is the smallest island in the world? - Answer : Safety island on the road 46. Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time. Why does the chicken die but the goose does not? - Answer: Penguin 47. Four people are playing mahjong in a hut (no one else is there) (watching), then the police came, and all four people ran away, but the police arrested another person in the house. Why? - Answer: Four people were playing "Mahjong" in the house, and the police arrested them. It's him. 48. Who is the King of Beasts? - Answer: Zoo Director 49. What kind of person can be used to solve all the mysteries? - Answer: What kind of person will appear after death? : The person in the movie 51. Who is the person who likes to inquire about other people’s affairs? - Answer: Reporter 52. Whose voice carries the farthest? - Answer: The manufacturing date and expiration date of something? Is it the same day? - Answer: Daily News 54. Xiaomi spent the whole night studying the history textbook, but the next day her mother still scolded her for not studying. Why? - Answer: She used the history textbook as a pillow to sleep. 55 ．Can you cover the sky with leaves? - Answer: Just cover your eyes with leaves. 56. A cow walks 10 meters north, then 10 meters west, then 10 meters south, then turns right. Where is the tail facing? - Answer: Towards the ground. 57. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? - Answer: Afraid of biting their hands. 58. How much does it mean to split 8 in half? - Answer: 0 59. What is the biggest disadvantage for people? -Answer: Making international long-distance calls 60. What makes people laugh and cry? -Answer: What should I do if I lose my ID card? -Answer: Pick it up 62. A tiger came and a bear came behind. How did this person get past? - Answer: Fainted 63. There were two prisoners in the prison. They escaped one night, but the guard opened the cell the next day. Looking at the door, there is another prisoner inside? - Answer: The escaped prisoner's name is "Du" 64. Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, the eldest son is called Da Ming, and the second son is called Er Ming. What is the name of the third son? : Of course it’s called Xiao Ming. 65. Why does the cat run away when it sees a mouse? 66. What does the elephant’s left ear look like? 67. What should I do if a needle falls into the sea? Answer: Buy another one 69. It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from the south to the north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from the north to the south. Why? - Answer: Isn't two and a half hours equal to one hour? 70. Who deceives others and also deceives himself? 71. Mr. Li went to the 16th floor to discuss business, but he only took the elevator to the 14th floor and then walked up the stairs. Why? Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on the 16th floor. 72. A child and an adult are walking in the dark night. The child is the adult's son, but the adult is not the child's father. Why? --Answer: Because they have a mother-son relationship 73. What word is used all over the world? --Answer: Arabic numerals 74. There is a big, thick and wide book placed in front of a person. He wants to step over it but cannot. Do you know why? --Answer: Because the book is placed in the corner 75. What is the secret of human longevity? --Answer: Keep breathing, don’t stop breathing 76. When is the moon seen at its largest? --Answer: When landing on the moon 77. Who only works one day a year? --Answer: Santa Claus 78. What is better to turn a blind eye to? --Answer: Shooting 79. Why do newborn babies have only one left eye? --Answer: People originally have only one left eye 80. Which tooth erupts last? --Answer: Dentures 81. There was a fire in the room, and Xiao Ming couldn't open the door. How did he get out? --Answer: Open the door 82. Lan Lan was not sick, but her mouth opened and closed all night? --Answer: She eats melon seeds 83. What is the most deceptive thing? --Answer: Magician 84. Is there a two-sided box? --Answer: Yes! Inside and outside 85. Iron will rust if left outside in the open air, but what about gold? --Answer: It will be stolen 86. If you throw an egg at a stone, why doesn't the egg break? --Answer: If you hold an egg in your left hand and throw a stone with your right hand, how can the egg break? 87. How many words are there in "Xinhua Dictionary"? --Answer: four 88. What is the difference between Superman and Batman? --Answer: One underwear to wear inside and one to wear outside. 89. Who has the worst heart? --Answer: People with gastroenteritis. 90. The guest brought a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored to eat them.

But my mother said why there are no strawberries at home? --Answer: What the guest sent was just a painting 91. What kind of grandfather is this grandpa I’ve never seen before? --Answer: God 92. Two pairs of father and son went hunting. Each of them shot a wild duck, but there were only 3 ducks in total. Why? -Answer: 3 grandparents 93. A patient went to the hospital for a health check-up. Why did the doctor say: "Stay away from me?" What disease did the patient suffer from? --Answer: Cross-eyed 94. What is green when uneaten, red when eaten, and black when spit out? --Answer: Watermelon 95. Why does the sun get up earlier than people every day? --Answer: Because: people sleep later than the sun! 96. A wolf got into the sheepfold and wanted to eat the sheep, but why did it not eat the sheep? --Answer: Because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold! 97. Some are sold, some are not bought, and a lot of them are sold every day. --Answer: Threshold 98. Which boat is the safest? --Answer: A boat parked on the beach 99. There was a group of sheep on the hillside, and a group of sheep came. How many flocks of sheep are there in a ***? --Answer: Still a group of people! 100. If you want to turn your dream into reality, what is the first step? --Answer: Get up. 101. What is the biggest regret in the life of a giant panda? -Answer: No color photos 102. It was raining and everyone was in a hurry to go home, but one person was walking slowly (he didn’t hold an umbrella). Someone asked him why he didn’t go home quickly, and he said The words made the man faint. What did he say? --Answer: "Why are you anxious? There's still rain ahead!" 103. The boss never knows how to cook, but he cooks the same dish every day. What kind of dish is this? --Answer: "Fired" 104. What is the most embarrassing thing for a scholar? -Answer: When I wanted to buy a book, I suddenly realized that there was no money in my bag. 105. The elder brother bought 3 bags of rice, and the younger brother bought 2 bags of rice. When they got home, they put the rice in a big bag. How many do they have now? Bag of rice? --Answer: 1 bag of rice 106. Xiao Ming has always scored zero points in the exam, but this time he scored 100 points. Why did he still cry? -Answer: Happy to cry 107. Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. When he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly, but why did he turn a blind eye? --Answer: He is targeting the enemy~ 108. Why did Tongtong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? -Answer: Zhuang Zhuang is a sheep 109. There is a thing that will fall when it rises and rise at the same time. What is this? --Answer: Seesaw 110. You have to start from scratch whenever you do something. --Answer: Head shaving 111. There is a rooster laying eggs on the roof. Do you think the eggs will fall from the left or the right? --Answer: Roosters can't lay eggs 112. What is something that Hercules can never lift? -Answer: Himself 113. Why do frogs jump higher than trees? -Answer: Trees can't jump 114. Who is a half-hearted person? ——Answer: A person with many hearts, because that person has three hearts. 115. There is a running race between an 80 cm long red crab and a 30 cm long black crab. Who will win? --Answer: Black crab. Because red crabs are cooked. 116. A marshal is one level higher than a general. When are marshals and generals equal? --Answer: Playing chess 117. What won't get wet if it falls into water? --Answer: Shadow. 118. Xiao Wang is a driver. One day, he had a car accident. When the police arrived, they found a dead person in the car. Xiao Wang did say that he didn't care about him. Why? --Answer: Xiao Wang drives a hearse 119. What animal stays up late every day? ——Answer: Panda, it was so tired that the circles under its eyes were black. 120. One piglet sells for 200 yuan, but why can two piglets sell for tens of thousands of yuan? --Answer: Because piglets with two heads are really rare. 121. A person, a boat, a dog, a rabbit, and a cabbage. This person wants to transport these three things to the other side of the river. Which two should he send first? -Answer: Give the dog and cabbage first. 122. Who likes to be told to get out? -Answer: People in prison. 123. What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? --Answer: Use force 124. Why do people like to climb up? --Answer: Because humans are transformed from monkeys. 125. How does the elephant’s long trunk grow? --Answer: It's present at birth. 126. It can accommodate up to 50 people. Now 49 people have been seated. Another person came, but it sank. Why? --Answer: Because it is a submarine 127. There is a candle and a kerosene lamp on the table. Which one should be lit first? --Answer: Matches 128. The elephant in the zoo died, why did the administrator cry so hard? ——Answer: Because he thought that digging such a big hole might cause him to die from exhaustion. 129. Why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now? --Answer: They have all become humans. 130. Xiao Ming keeps talking all day long, why didn’t he say a word today? --Answer: Because his voice is hoarse.

131. Why do the newly bought socks have two holes? --Answer: How else to wear it 132. Xiaodong slept in class, but the teacher didn't tell him, why? --Answer: The teacher didn't see it 133. Why did a big green horse fall into the rice bowl and drown? --Answer: The nickname of a cricket 134. Which thief can be sentenced to death immediately after being caught? --Answer: Squid 135. A caterpillar (eight legs) walked onto a pile of cow dung, but when it got down to the ground, it found only six footprints. Why? --Answer: The cow dung smells so bad that I pinched my nose with my feet. 136. Why do the geese fly south? -Answer: I thought it was too slow, so I flew. 137. There is a bridge that can only carry 70 kilograms. A person weighs 65 kilograms. He has to carry two balls weighing 2.6 kilograms each across the bridge. He did not borrow it. Anything just took the two balls over from the bridge. How did he get there? --Answer: Throw one ball up, and when it's about to fall, throw up the other ball. 138. Dad usually washes the dishes after dinner, but why didn’t dad wash the dishes after dinner today? -Answer: The meal we had in the restaurant today. 139. There was a caterpillar that wanted to cross a river. There was no bridge in front of it. How did it cross? -Answer: It turned into a butterfly and flew over. 140. What animal did you kill? But shed your blood? -Answer: Mosquito 141. What will happen if a rusty embroidery needle is thrown into the Yunnan Baihai at 7:07:7 on July 7, when the moon is in the sky? --Answer: Falling to the bottom of the sea 142. Why can't plaster be applied to a muscle injury? --Answer: Nervous. 143. A wonderful relationship. On the slope, there are two people pushing a cart. A man walked towards me and asked the man in front: "Is the man in the back your son?" The man said: "Yes!" He asked the man in the back again: "Is the man in the back your father? ?” He said, “No!” What’s the relationship? --Answer: Mother-child relationship 144. What was broken that everyone applauded? --Answer: World record 145. When a man falls into the sea, why is his hair not wet? ——Answer: Because he is bald 146. What don’t people want? --Answer: disease. 147. There were ten birds in the forest. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other nine did not fly away. Why? --Answer: Ostrich 148. What is the largest shadow you can see every day? --Answer: Dark night, the shadow of the earth 149. If the building blocks fall over, they have to be rebuilt. What if the house falls over? --Answer: Escape for your life 150. Why do bears sleep for so long during hibernation? -Answer: Because no one dares to wake it up 151. There is a small round hole with a diameter of only 1 cm, but an object with a volume of 100 cubic meters can pass through this small hole smoothly. So what kind of object is it? --Answer: --Answer: It's water. Did you just arrive? 152. Xiao Ming jumped from the sixth floor, why was he not injured yet? ——Answer: He turned around and jumped into the room. 153. During class, the teacher asked the students: "What is the earth without humans and animals?" Xiaoming quickly answered correctly. Do you know his--Answer: What is it? --Answer: Globe 154. Where is Angora rabbit fur abundant? --Answer: Angora rabbit 155. Why do goldfish always look silly? --Answer: It has water in its head. 156. An old man wants to cross a bridge. There is a wolf in front of him and a tiger behind him. What should the old man do? --Answer: Fainted 157. What is the relationship between your grandfather's son's father, mother, aunt, aunt, uncle, and uncle, and you? --Answer: Relatives! 158. A rectangular box has 8 corners and 8 sides. If this rectangular box is cut from the middle, how many corners and sides are left? --Answer: There are 8 more corners and 8 sides! 159. Dongdong, who is in the first grade and has never studied foreign languages, why can he write foreign characters? --Answer: He wrote Arabic numerals. 160. Is the black chicken or the white chicken more powerful? --Answer: Black chicken. Because black chickens will lay white eggs, white chickens will not lay black eggs! 161. Why does the teacher know that Xiaobao’s father is left-handed as soon as he sees him? --Answer: Because there are five marks on his right cheek. 162. If you kill an animal, why does it bleed your own blood? -Answer: Because I killed a mosquito that was sucking my own blood. 163. There is something that you can hold with your left hand but not with your right hand. What is this thing? --Answer: His right hand 164. The mantis invited the centipede and the gecko to his home as guests. While cooking, he found that the soy sauce was gone. The centipede volunteered to go out to buy it, but did not come back for a long time. What happened? -Answer: After opening the door, I found the centipede still sitting at the door putting on shoes 165. Who never washes their hair? --Answer: Monk 166. When a dog and a frog compete in swimming, the frog usually swims faster. Why did the dog win in a competition? --Answer: Because the competition rules at that time were that dog paddles were allowed but breaststroke was not allowed! 167. There is a duck egg hidden in Xiaowei’s schoolbag. Why doesn’t he take it out and give it to his mother to cook? --Answer: That's the "big duck egg" on the test paper. 168. Why do people close their eyes after they die? --Answer: Because keeping your eyes open will scare people to death! 169. Why does the Mafia like to wear white gloves? --Answer: Because The hands are too dark.

170. How many words are there in the first sentence of the national anthem - answer: two 171. What will happen if a piece of natural black marble is thrown into the Pacific Ocean on January 1st? --Answer: Marbles sinking into the Pacific Ocean 172. There are 5 little ants. Each little ant says there is one little ant behind it. Why? --Answer: There is a little ant lying 173. What kind of cow doesn't eat grass? -Answer: Snail 174. The teacher said that there are 106 bones in our body, but Xiao Ming said that there are 107 bones in his body. Why is this? --Answer: Because Xiao Ming accidentally ate a fish bone. 175. What book has no author and no one can read it? --Answer: Of course it is the Book of Heaven! 176. On which day of the year does a person sleep the longest? --Answer: The last day of the year, because it crosses over to the second year. 177. There are "qi" monkeys on the tree, "yi" monkeys on the ground, how many monkeys are there in one ***? --Answer: Two monkeys. 178. Where is the place where you are asking for trouble? -Answer: Pharmacy 179. There are two prisoners in a cell. One of them will be in prison for a year for stealing, and the other is a robber and murderer but only for two weeks. Why? --Answer: The robber and murderer was pulled out and shot. 180. How can you put all your left hand into the right trouser pocket of your body, and at the same time put all your right hand into the left trouser pocket? －Answer: Wear the pants backwards and forwards 181. 5 chickens laid 5 eggs in 5 days. How many chickens are needed to produce 100 eggs in 100 days? --Answer: Still only needs 5 chickens 182. What gets bigger the more you cut it? --Answer: hole 183. What is the net made of? --Answer: Made of holes. 184. What should I do if I don’t finish my homework? －Answer: Ask the teacher, the homework is left by the teacher. 185. The ritual priest has presided over various ceremonies, but there is one kind that he cannot preside over. What is it? --Answer: My own funeral. 186. Examination In a closely monitored examination, two students handed in exactly the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they were cheating. What's the reason? --Answer: They all turned in blank papers. 187. A circle with a diameter of ten meters was drawn on the grass, with a cow inside, and a wooden stake inserted in the center of the circle. A cow is tied to a five-meter-long rope. If the rope is not cut or untied, can the cow eat grass outside the pen? --Answer: Yes, because the question does not say that the cow was tied to the stake. 188. Do you know why fish only live in water and not on land? -Answer: There are cats on the land 189. There are two coins, they are 5 cents. One of them is not 5 cents. Which two coins are they? --Answer: It's five cents and five cents. Of course, five cents is not five cents! 190. Do you know whether rice porridge or sesame cake is more expensive? --Answer: porridge. Things are rare and valuable 191. When is the best time to pick apples - answer: when the apples are ripe 192. There is five yuan in a man's pocket. If the five yuan falls out, what is left in his pocket? --Answer: A hole 193. Which fish's belly floats on the water? --Answer: Dead fish 194. Xiao Ming is 12 years old this year. Why has he only celebrated three birthdays? --Answer: Birthday is February 29th 195. Why do people bang their heads against tofu? --Answer: Because tofu can't hit your head. 196. Xiao Ming eats a master every day. Is he a monster? －Answer: Eat Master Kong! 197. Xiao Wang brushed his mouth all morning, why do people still say he has bad breath? Answer: Because Xiao Wang loves to curse, people say he has bad breath. 198. Xiao Li threw an egg more than 2 meters away and it still didn't break. ,Why? --Answer: Because the egg had not hit the ground when it was thrown more than 2 meters away. 199. Two people went to Lujian and slept in a tent at night. Soon one of them wakes up and wakes up the other. Ask about the stars you see in the sky. What comes to mind? --Answer: The tent was stolen. 200. A long stick (not allowed to be broken), how can you make it shorter? ——Answer: If you compare it with a longer stick, wouldn’t it be shorter? 201. Why do we first see the flash and then hear the thunder. --Answer: Because the eyes are in the front 202. Which road do people dare not take the most? --Answer: Dead end 203. Who dares to act recklessly on the emperor's head? --Answer: Barber 204. What kind of official doesn't pay wages, but has to give money to others and have a smiling face? --Answer: Groom's Officer 205. How much soil is in a dug pit that is 6 meters long, 7 meters wide, and 8 meters high? --Answer: It has been dug, so there is no soil! 206. Which village is the largest in China? --Answer: Shijiazhuang 207. Where can a horse walk without legs? --Answer: On the chess board 208. How did the President of the United States enter the palace? --Answer: Entering through the gate 209. A number after removing the first digit is 13, and removing the last digit is 40. What is this number? -Answer: forty-three 210. We all know that there are three steps to putting an elephant in the refrigerator: 1. Open the refrigerator door; 2. Put the elephant in; 3. Close the refrigerator door. So, what steps would you take to put the giraffe in the refrigerator? -Answer: Four steps: 1. Open the refrigerator door; 2. Take out the elephant; 3. Put the giraffe in; 4. Close the refrigerator door.

211. One day, Lao Zhang went to the market to buy chickens. He walked around for a long time and bought 10 roosters and 10 hens. On the way home, he didn’t know what he was thinking and ran to the market again and bought 5 roosters and 5 hens. Hen why? --Answer: Feed Xiaomi 212. What kind of nails are the scariest? --Answer: A thorn in the side. 213. Jack is the fastest runner. Why does his superior still criticize him? --Answer: Escape 214. In what way is there no difference between the poor and the rich? -Answer: Bathroom 215. Xiaofen said to Xiaofang: "The day after tomorrow is my birthday. Please come to my birthday party." When should Xiaofang go to the appointment? --Answer: I have an appointment tomorrow. 216. A person feels that the earth is rotating. Why? --Answer: He was drunk. 217. Once upon a time, there were three people, one was a hunchback, one was shaking his head, and the other was lame. One day, the three of them were crossing a bridge, but this one wouldn't let the hunchback. Shake his head. Lame, these three people are not allowed to pass. Please help them find a way to let them pass. -Answer: Luo Guo first placed a cricket, then Luo Guo said the cricket, shook his head and said: "Where is it? Where is it?" Finally, the lame said: "Where is this? Where is this?" 218. Who likes it? It rains every day - Answer: Umbrella manufacturer 219. Which bridge cannot be driven or walked on? --Answer: Zheng Banqiao 220. Some people say that 'eating fish can prevent myopia'. Why? --Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing glasses? 221. A pair of shoes sells for 16 yuan. How much does one shoe cost? --Answer: Not for sale. 222. What animal does a pug look most like without its tail? What should I do before going to bed? -Answer: Pug, close your eyes 223. Xiaohua's grandfather has 7 sons, and each son has a sister. May I ask: How many children does Xiaohua's grandfather have? --Answer: 8, the daughter is the youngest. 224. A 5-yuan bill and a 50-yuan bill fell on the ground. Which one would you pick up? --Answer: Pick both 225. Why doesn't the general go out of the city to fight? --Answer: Playing chess.

226. Who has the strongest head in the world? --Answer: Locomotive 227. What is the most satisfying thing? --Answer: Socks