Do you want to tell foreigners that the Spring Festival in China is coming?

Writing "25" on paper makes him speed up, 252525, not like a dog pretending to be pathetic. Does it sound like ao? And you said, "Okay, here's a bone?"

Holding out three fingers, he said, "A side effect of this game, the thumb stands for" love "and the middle finger stands for" water ". He started to walk out casually, which made him relax his vigilance, and then suddenly he connected his index finger three times-forgot, forgot, forgot the dog's name?

(Wang Wang Wang) Why did the tortoise suddenly "cut across the board"?

Answer: The tortoise wants this question. ...

What will Kirin become when it reaches the North Pole?

Answer: Ice Kirin.

(frost)

History, who runs fastest?

Answer: Cao Cao

"Speak of the devil and he will come."

1 to 9 are these numbers the laziest and most diligent?

1 Laziest and most diligent

A job, a kilo.

White plus white =?

rabbit

(2)

What line do orangutans like least?

Parallel lines do not intersect.

(banana)

What flower is the least conspicuous?

Jasmine is a kind of beautiful jasmine.

Why is the mouse better than the cat cartoon Tom and Jerry?

A: This mouse must have eaten spinach. (Popeye blood splashes five steps ...)

Because it was written by this cartoon mouse. (Cat blood splashes five steps ...)

What animal did you kill and leave your blood behind? A: Mosquitoes.

Why do healthy couples give birth to offspring without eyes?

The cock's husband and wife, because they are raw eggs.

The hotter the weather, will it crawl?

king

Thermometer is a good soldier. One day, when he was on guard, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?

A: He took aim.

Under what circumstances?

Answer: Cremation

What is the fastest way to turn ice into water?

Delete two ice points.

Zhao Benshan's NBA brain teasers.

Zhao Benshan: "It's getting late, there are more people, and I'm getting old. This IQ test! "

In Gao Xiumin, there are not so many swindlers during the Spring Festival. Last year, we sold the trafficked cars. This year, life in America is very good. What a close call! "

Zhao Benshan Iverson, please listen to the question. You have an illegitimate child who is only 6 years old this year, but he has never seen you. Now you take a large group of people to see him, and he suddenly jumps into his arms. Jiaoni Baba is an editor. "

Iverson, listen. I was surprised and thought I had an illegitimate child. Does everyone in China know? He said, "Because he has seen my photos!"

Zhao Benshan was wrong! Because you brought a group of women by yourself! "

Gao Xiumin, please listen to the second Duncan headline. John is the son of the referee, but he never calls the referee's father. Why? "

Duncan "because John is also an illegitimate child, he can't name it." "

Zhao Shan "is the wrong correct answer. On-site guest Rodman answered! "

Rodman replied, "His name is the referee's mother, and the referee is a woman. She praised me for a year's technical foul game, and I touched her ass ... "(Si Kang said to the photographer," At this critical moment, it won't be broadcast! )

"Three Kobe Bryant listened to Zhao Benshan's question. It is said that the Wizards played against the Lakers, Jordan dribbled, you defended the third road, and O 'Neill defended the third road, but Jordan passed! I asked him how he got there. "

Kobe smiled and said, "I have two defenses. I hope Jordan will reach new heights in his old age. How can I live? Of course, I am dizzy! " "

(Jordan grins on the big screen)

Gao Xiumin "correct answer, thank you very much! No wonder you are so married!

Zhao Benshan's fourth Malone, please look at the big screen (when I was on the big screen, I thought it was the knight king of the Warring States, and Malone's elbow was covered with blood). Q: Did he hit his head and hurt his left elbow and right elbow?

Malone waved his right arm. "Of course, my right elbow hurts!"

"Wrong!" The audience Weber didn't say anything, "I have a headache! I have a headache! "

Gao Xiumin V's name is Kidd. He drives very fast and crosses a narrow passage. The first day you were driving, you seemed to have been beaten. You both stopped at the same time. At this time, the moon, headlights and street lamps in the sky were all broken. What do you think? "

Kidd blinked: "Because there is the sun during the day! Heaven! "

"It's really my brother Zhao's point guard. Questions and answers. Nice to meet you. Can you give me a little fee? Come to the plane ticket when you report!

Gao Xiumin sixth O 'Neill, listen to the question. Zhao Benshan three brothers, the eldest is called a big fool, the second is called a so-called second fool, and the third is called what?

"Three fools!" O 'Neill's smile.

"No, it's Zhao! The youngest so-called Zhao Benshan my old pimple! Everyone laughed, but O 'Neill didn't understand, and his face was blank.

Zhao Benshan, "The seventh Wang fellow villager saw his fellow villager with tears in his eyes, and China had a high IQ. Please listen to all the glowing questions. The above two astronauts, a heavy smoker, conducted a one-year investigation. There are 65,438+00 smokers who drink alcohol. After a year and ten years of alcohol, tobacco and space, they got off the spaceship, slightly drunk and looked very satisfied. The heavy smoker looks depressed. Why?

Wang clapped his hands and said with a smile, "He forgot his lamp!"

At this time, O' Neill shouted, "I finally understand why young Zhao Benshan" (Si Kang is busy pulling O' Neill, "Don't humiliate the future without you here!" )

By the end of the party, O 'Neill had been depressed about the shameful things at the party. Back at the Lakers' club, I happened to meet a handsome Filipino guy. O 'Neill hurriedly took Fei Shuai's hand. "Fei Shuai, I'll give you a problem. It is said that the father has three sons, the eldest is called a big fool, and the second is the so-called two fools. What's the name of the youngest? "

Fei Shuai, the name from your father, is really strange, but it is also right! I think I am handsome and smart. My question is how rare it is. Probably the youngest is O 'Neill!

"no!" O 'Neill exclaimed, "Old Zhao Benshan!

"Super brain teaser, brain teaser"

Excellent

Q 1: 00 exactly tell us what to do. ....../a & gt；

→, because at the last minute, try zero grip.

Q2' s grandfather, father and brother, who listened to his mother's words and shed tears?

/& gt； My grandfather → I think of my mother, and every night, I cry. ......

Which river is the most insidious in the third quarter?

Rhine-yin

Q4 Why are there no covered temples in the southern hemisphere?

Namo amit Ba

Conjoined twins of Q5' s sister is called Mary. What is the name of the other one?

Monroe → Because of Marilyn Monroe (even)

Q6 Typing is effortless and comfortable? doze off

Q7 What is not illegal to steal?

Lucky .../a >

Q8 Mayflower and Lily Wen have never had children?

Mayflower → Because Mayflower toilet paper (except children)

Are the cartoon characters of Q9 the fattest? Because fat (flying) and fat flash.

Peter Pan → in

Q 10 can brush your teeth, but who is whistling?

wear one's dentures

Q 1 1 Xiaoming Xiucai knocked on the mural lamp. Why was he beaten half to death?

& gt

Separate to avoid a beautiful bathroom.

Q 12 170 How can I find the lost thumbtack immediately? bare feet

BR/>；

Q 13 What kind of writing is the most profitable?

Q 14 kittens, dogs and chickens, who is the first to get up and write a blackmail letter with heart?

Puppy → Bark biscuit (first time)

Followed by two nuns, two nuns, one named math nun and the other named logic nun. It's getting dark, but now they are from the monastery, and they are far apart.

Math: Did you find that the man behind you has been tracking for 38 minutes and 30 seconds, wondering what he wants to do?

Logic: This makes sense. He wants to invade us.

Math: Oh, my God! At this speed, he will catch up with us in 15 minutes. What should we do?

Logic: Of course, the only reasonable way is to walk faster.

Math: It seems useless!

Logic: useless. Of course, people who are reasonable are getting faster and faster.

Math: So what should we do? At this rate, he will catch up with us in one minute.

Logic: The only reasonable way is for us to go there separately. If I walk here, can he catch it?

People continue to follow sister logic.

The math nun arrived at the monastery safely, but worried that the logical nun would not be surprised, she went to the door to see the logical nun.

Math: Sister Logic is finally back! Praise god! Tell me what happened.

Logic: The only reasonable thing is that the man can't come at the same time, so he came to me.

Math: Yes, but what happened next?

The logic that appears: The only reasonable thing is that I try my best to run, and he tries his best to chase.

What about math?

Logic: The only reasonable thing is that he caught me.

Math: Oh, my God! So what should we do?

Logic: I did the only reasonable thing, pulling up her skirt.

Math: Oh, my God, Sister Logic! That guy?

Logic: The only reasonable thing he did was to shit his pants.

Math: Oh, my God! What happened after that?

Logic: Not reasonable. Sister Math, the skirt goes up, it must run much faster than people, and the pants go down even faster!

How did they die!

Four tourists from Taiwan Province Province are playing in Japan. At lunch time, they walked into a Japanese sushi restaurant.

Four tourists don't know much about Japan. The position of gestures and mixed spoken language, enough food and drink around, and finally fill in.

BR/>； Belly, ready to check out a big surprise:

Speak English and pay! Bill "(Bill)!

Boss bows: hay, bear (beer).

Then send four bottles of beer.

B said: How much (how much)? ,

The boss blushed: Hay, Hamazhi (red worm)!

Send four red error series. & gt

Stand up quickly: listen to me, the Japanese checkout should be I-KU-RA, I-KU-RA!

& gt

The boss happily returned to the kitchen and shouted: I-KU-RA (salmon egg)!

The caviar service that immediately sent the other four salmon was very angry, and C swore: # # Mom.

The boss smiled and bowed 90 degrees: Hai Hai Yi Kani Island Double (Sturgeon Double)!

D finally unbearable: 38!

The boss even stood at attention: from the west, Sam Ma (saury)

Tourists from all directions slumped in chairs.

Finally, it is conceivable that the bill was sent to an expensive price.

With Taiwan Province Province, he said: Bargaining.

The boss was surprised, but he couldn't hide the happy mood at the scene: Haysako!

Four salmon and service.

This means that four tourists are in Japan and ordered food. ......

Encyclopedia of riddles

Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?

Answer: Brush false teeth.

What kind? The goal door is always closed.

There is a ladder hanging by the boat?

Answer: 2 meters. Seen from the sea, the sea water rises by half a meter every hour. How many hours of water can flood the ladder?

Answer: A rising tide lifts all boats, so the ladder will never be flooded.

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn?

Answer: spare tire

What kind? Books, you can't buy them in the bookstore?

Answer: Secretary.

What water will never be used up?

A: Saliva

The tiger chased, and the river suddenly rushed forward. He may not be able to swim, but he passed. Why?

Answer: If you are afraid, join the army.

Two identical brothers, with the same blood, birth date and parents' names. Company commander q, are they twins? They said no, why?

A: Two.

Triplets in prison have held two prisoners for many years. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the guard opened the door the next day and found another prisoner inside?

A: The name of the fugitive is Du.

What can solve all the mysteries?

Answer: the answer

In today's society, do self-employed people rely on food for most of their wealth?

Answer: mouth

Hide what you secretly use up and then secretly give to others?

A: Movies.

Magnifier what can be magnified, but there is one thing that can't be magnified, right?

Xiao Ming, who is twenty years old, always likes to put clocks and watches in the whole family. Why don't mom and dad repair the clock?

Answer: Because mom asked dad to fix Xiaoming.

At that time, the clock in Times Square will ring 13?

A: During the maintenance period.

What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning?

Answer:

A truck driver knocked down a motorcycle and opened his eyes. The cyclist was not injured?

Answer: The truck driver doesn't have a car.

In ancient times, when was my father? When was my father first?

Answer: eunuch

Li hit him in the face after drinking and was afraid to go home. My wife will blame him for putting a band-aid on the bathroom mirror and being scolded by her the next day. Why?

Answer: The bandage is in the mirror.

If you ask someone, what are you most afraid of hearing?

Answer: Earth?

Did you win the big prize in the game? Do you have a prize if you lose it?

Answer: punch in and drink.

Zhang was locked in a room, but he tried his best to suck milk and the door could not be opened. Why?

A: Promotion.

You can have a cow with its head facing north, turn right three times, then turn back three times and turn right again. What is its tail facing at this time?

The answer is: down.

Why do hospitals never accept patients?

Answer: Veterinary hospital

I bought a hat for my father and a hat for my son, but why only three?

Answer: Three generations.

Cann't you eat melons?

A: Fool.

Why do four 9s add up to 100?

Answer: 99 9 = 100

When someone knocks at the door, you always say come in?

Answer: When going to the toilet.

When Wang stood guard at the sentry post, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?

Answer:

Is the black chicken more powerful or the white chicken more powerful? Why?

Answer: Black-bone chicken is powerful, it can lay white eggs, white chicken, and the eggs are not black.

Heat will melt everything in the world except one thing. What is heat curing?

(hen's) egg

In the exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same documents, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why?

Answer: Test.

What is the product with the same production date and effective date? ?

A: Newspapers

A person, he was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he?

Answer:

Is this word universal?

answer

: Arabic numerals Mr. Xu made a big mistake. In front of his wife, at the moment when he reached for his pocket, some bags, bar matchboxes, unsuccessful horse tickets and photos of old lovers were scattered on the ground. In addition to panic, in order to avoid quarreling, his hands immediately changed color. I want to ask, what will he cover up?

A: His wife's eyes.

The ice here looks like aluminum foil?

A: Treading on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)

Believe in two eggs (four-word idiom)?

Answer: categorically (the letter is a ball)

Wheat, two bags of noodles were stolen (four-word idiom)?

Answer: It's not fatigue (including pirates).

Singing cows swim in the water (four-word idiom)?

Answer: foolhardy (swimming without moo)

A tortoise is famous for carrying a cross (four-word idiom)?

Answer: it really lives up to its name (cross turtle)

Girl's cell phone hangs on her chest (guess the name of the fruit)?

Answer: Litchi (milk machine)

Why do some people like watching cartoons?

Answer: boring.

On the bus, two people were having a heated conversation, but the onlookers didn't hear a word. Why?

A: This is a deaf-mute couple.

Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see?

A: The shadow of the earth, every night.

Mrs. King has always been outspoken, but what made her suddenly hesitate?

Answer: Mrs. King is eating sugar cane and hesitating.

There is a medicine you want to take, which the drugstore can't buy. What kind of medicine?

Answer: Regret.

Often jump from buildings with a height of 10 without any safety devices. Why?

Answer: high platform diving

What rain can kill you by bathing?

Answer: Bullets.

Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies?

Answer: because it will be sour to stand and watch your feet if you abolish the morning self-study meeting.

What's the impact?

Answer: Sleep less for half an hour.

Dr. J does 10 push-ups in one more pit on the ground?

A: Because he has one-handed push-ups.

Let the tortoise race with the rabbit, and let the pig be the referee. Who will win, the tortoise or the rabbit?

A: You can say that! The person mentioned is a pig. ...

Are the words of two women similar to those of 1000 ducks?

Answer: Nonsense (chicken)

Why do some people like to take a bath after taking a bath?

Answer:

Is it disgusting for men to pee because they take a shower and tidy their clothes?

Answer: [dirty body] and [dirty body but still wearable]

Is it better to wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand after going to the toilet?

A better answer is: toilet paper. ...

What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the entrance exam?

answer

I remember getting up. What will men and women become?

Answer: Two.

Ma Ying's father is in the city library.

Answer: Know the old horse (draw the old horse map)

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

Answer: The new dog is still very excited to see you a year later.

Bobo man accidentally swallowed a dollar, and Boba threw him down while filming, but he vomited 10 yuan. What about Boba?

Answer: continue to feed him.

Numbers are the most industrious? Which number is laziest?

A: Mutton

Bear with no tail, bear with tail, can bear the second child?

Answer: Mama Bear.

But what is the smallest island in the world at present?

Answer: Safe Island

What cloth can be cut continuously?

Answer: Waterfalls.

September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of June 28th of 10?

Answer: Confucius full moon

The wolf is coming (guess fruit)?

Answer: carambola (sheep escape)

What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive?

Answer: One more person. ...

Two carp under the ice (four-word idiom)?

Answer: Polite (there are carp in the ice) Why can someone get hurt with tofu?

A: Frozen tofu.

An ant really climbed up from Tokyo, Sichuan. What can it do?

Answer: map climbing

A traffic accident, all these people were injured, why Xiaoming?

Because he's not in the car.

There is a place where you can go in and out. What is this place?

Answer: the grave

Chickens and geese compete in the 100 meter race. Chickens run faster than geese. Why did they arrive at the terminal late?

Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.

A ball and an iron ball fell from the tall building. Is anyone on the first floor?

A: Iron ball.

No one was in the classroom when the bell rang. What happened?

Answer: sports.

Why did Xiaoming stop by hand?

Answer: Cars and taxis.

People who are busy with work all day?

Answer: a ballet dancer.

Lingling never studied arithmetic, but praised her math teacher as the best. Why?

A: When Columbus had only one pair of feet.

What is the second thing in the new world?

Answer:

He kept eating the other foot, but he never got enough.

Answer: air.

What method can make eyebrows grow under the eyes?

Answer: Yes.

Doesn't everyone forget something before going to bed?

Close your eyes.

Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why?

Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes?

An old man lives on the twelfth floor. Why does he never take the elevator?

Because he lives on the first floor.

What kind? Animal, did you hit it to shed your own blood?

Answer:

Mosquitoes can increase no less than what?

Answer: age

Xiao Yang's homework has been in the class. Why has this fallen to the third place?

A: Because two people scored higher than him.

What mountains and seas can be moved?

Answer: sea? mankind

Books that normal people don't read What book is this? ?

A: Blind books.

No tongue.

Answer:

What kind? The teapot mouth officially issued an order that no old people should laugh together?

Answer: Xin Langguan

A policeman ran away when he saw the thief. Why?

Answer: Catch the thief quickly.

I will eat gum tomorrow, but some people say that he has bad breath. Why?

A: Every day when I am sworn in.

Why can frogs jump higher than trees?

Answer: Because he is jumping on the tree.

Xiao Ming is nearsighted, but he is still blurred when he wears glasses. Why?

Answer: Because he wears glasses without lenses.

Dumb people ride on Daniel, but Daniel doesn't eat grass?

Daniel

Ming's English is very good, but some foreigners don't understand it. Why?

A: Foreigners don't understand English.

What is the best way not to get carsick?

Answer: Go.

Xiaoming is 4 years old. So what if he is "dad"?

Answer: Play house games.

Lao Wang's watch still feels dirty after being polished for a long time. Why?

A: Lao Wang's reading glasses are dirty.

Congenital, acquired parents? It's hereditary,

Answer: A day later, tomorrow? Tomorrow is tomorrow.

What don't people like to eat?

Answer: of course, it is a loss.

Why do swallows fly to the south in winter?

A: it's too slow.

Two bottles of flowers and one bottle of paper. Which bottle is the flower?

A: The flower flying above Hu Die is a flower.

Are thieves most afraid of the organs they touch?

Answer: what is the most willing to be chosen by the public security organs to die?

prisoner

Answer: die of old age

There are 8 birds in the tree station. How many birds were shot and left?

Answer: A dead bird.

Who has the most people on Wangfujing Street in Beijing?

Answer: pedestrians

Who is the least favorite male hairdresser?

Answer: Bald head.

The meat of a polar bear and why doesn't it eat penguins?

Answer: Eat less.

Love is blind. What are beautiful women's eyes like?

Answer:

Can you find the lost thumbtack at once?

A: Barefoot

Old Zhan dog, and he never bathes dogs. Why don't dogs jump fleas?

Answer: Only for non-dog puppies. ...

Scissors, rocks, cloth! Why did Miss Wu Cheng and Wu Shi win?

Answer: Wu Cheng should have been punched in the face.

Cake, what measures can be taken to kill two birds with one stone?

Answer: Bear.

Dr. Yang only catches fish. Suddenly the deep-water swimming pool, swimming, why?

Answer: Someone peed.

Accidentally drowning, what if there is no one else nearby?

Answer: Drink lightly.

What is a bucket that will never be full?

Answer: toilet .../> What makes people happy above and what makes people happy below?

A: Concert.

Taking a shower in the bathroom, undressing for the first time or pants?

Answer: First of all, it is better to close.

You Mei, an old man, went to the hospital for examination. The doctor told him to relax. What is he? about

Answer: beans, corn

One night on Valentine's Day, do we have to do it before boys and girls go to bed?

Close your eyes.

No matter how you buy eggs, you won't buy them. An egg has hatched.

A: Buy ducks.

What are the main ingredients of birth control pills?

Answer: antibiotics

During the final exam, Miss's topic can be omitted, but suddenly her eyes lit up and she began to write! Why?

Answer: Her writing class, seat number and name. ...

What should I do if I can't find a self-defense weapon in the icy Arctic?

Answer: pee ice sword

Newton hit an apple under the apple tree and discovered gravity. Coconut, what will you find if you sit under a coconut tree and wait to be beaten?

Answer: You will think this behavior is stupid. ...

There is still more than a year, why do you want to save it?

Answer: Because I burn coal every year. ...

Why does the tortoise suddenly "cut across the board", with one head and two big ones?

Answer: Because the tortoise is thinking about this question. ...

Why did she cry after the baby was born?

Answer: because he saw the nurse's aunt was beautiful, he missed her ... too small.

Who is Jesus?

Answer: heaven

What if Xiaowen accidentally swallowed a coin of 10 yuan?

Answer: Go to one.

12 Which three animals are the most terrible?

Answer: pig, dragon and chicken (Zhu Rongji)

One person can't do it, a group of people are bored, just two people. What I want to ask is a secret thing?

Answer: whisper

Two handsome guys, why do you want to fight for a woman who looks like a dinosaur?

A: I married her. ...

Why are the two children just right?

Answer: Because there are "three" in unfilial. ...

The more things are washed, the dirtier they get?

Answer: water.

It doesn't matter, two people prepare for the worst, and more than three people do nothing. Can I help you?

Answer: Bullshit.

Why do they need peeling?

Answer: Because the skin itches.

Apricot jumped from 52, why is it okay?

Answer: Because it is the only bird.

Why does someone jump higher than the Eiffel Tower in Paris?

Answer: Because the Eiffel Tower in Paris can't jump.

Why don't rockets shoot stars?

Answer: Because the stars will shine. ...

School rules and regulations, classes, class rules, zoo what?

Answer: tortoise

What is your relationship with your father, mother, sister, daughter and uncle?

Answer: relatives

How long does it take to study from primary school to university?

A: Less than 3 seconds. If you don't believe me, then go from elementary school to university.

Why are fat people afraid of heat than thin people?

Answer: Because the area is relatively large? sun ...

Blue knife and blue gun (guess the four-word idiom)?

Answer: invulnerability (Blu-ray)

Dressed in gold (guess the four-word idiom)?

Answer: A blockbuster (a golden man)

Didn't the dog call the wooden bridge?

A: I never forget anything (Guo)

The telephone may not belong to the wet toilet (guess 4-word idiom)?

Answer: I missed it (the machine is not wet)

Magic soap of liver and bear gall (guess 4-word idiom)?

Answer: Treat each other with courage (hepatobiliary soap)

Do a somersault on the way before opening (guess the 4-word idiom)?

Answer: three turns and two turns.

A woman who has been married many times (4-word idiom)?

Answer: All previous efforts were in vain (in public, once).

The appearance inspection is obviously reasonable. Why don't instructors believe it?