I am urgently looking for a humorous English spoken conversation between two people.

Classic dialogue one:

Male: Can I buy you a drink? (Can I buy you a drink?)

Female: Actually I' d rather have the money. (No, I would rather keep the money.)

Classic dialogue 2:

Male: Can I have your name? (Literal translation: Can I have you

Female: Why? Don't you already have one? (Why? Don't you already have one?)

Classic dialogue three:

Male: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. (I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.)

Female : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. (I'm a plastic surgeon. I've also been looking for a face like yours.)

Classic Dialogue 4 :

Male: Is this seat empty? (Literal translation: Is this seat empty?)

Female: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. (Yes , if you sit down, my seat will be empty)

Classic dialogue five:

Male: Haven't I seen you some place before? (I seem to be somewhere before. (Where have I seen you?)

Female: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. (Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.)

Classic dialogue six:

Male: Will you go out with me this Saturday? (Do you want to go out with me this Saturday?)

Female: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. (Sorry. I have a headache this weekend.)

Classic dialogue 7:

Male: I think I could make you very happy. hapiness.

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Female: Why? Are you leaving? (Really? You mean you are leaving?)