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(Party A and Party B bow on the stage)

A: Thank you, thank you all. I am very happy to stand on the stage and perform for you today.

b: very excited, too.

a: this is mainly due to my own efforts.

b: huh? ! (looking at A with a surprised expression)

A: Of course, it is also inseparable from the support of leaders and the encouragement of colleagues.

b: I can't find this later now.

A: I created this work by taking advantage of the time between work, such as going to the bathroom and taking the bus ...

B: When do you take the bus? Aren't you carsick?

a: I mean that feeling, motion sickness will ... right? (Look at B) < P > B: Yes, it's easy to throw up.

a: so please forgive me if what we said offended you or made you feel sick in the bathroom.

b: I apologize first.

(They bow again)

A: How have you been?

b: how about what?

a: how do you feel without your daughter-in-law?

b: (smirking smugly) that's still not ... (suddenly remembering something, suddenly changing his face) different. Don't talk about me. You're in your twenties. Why don't you find someone to marry?

a: yes. Everyone wants to have a good family

B: Hmm

A: Everyone wants to find a suitable partner

B: That's true

A: It's hard to tell the truth

B: It's hard to find

A: Let me take it for example

B: Ah

A: It's too beautiful to fit in the kitchen. Not fashionable

b: hmm

a: fashionable spenders

b: hmm

a: those who don't spend money have no personality

b: hmm

a: those who have personality can't stand it

b: hmm

a: if they can, they can't

b.

b: in your dreams.

a: everyone wants to have an unforgettable love and a doomed marriage

b: ah.

a: me too.

b: yes.

a: when I was a child, I heard the story of prince charming and princess.

b: oh.

a: a long time ago, a prince charming and a beautiful princess fell in love.

b: fairy tales

a: they came to the forest together. There is a small river in the forest, and some seagulls fly by it.

B: Ah, wait a moment. Are there any seagulls by the river?

a: by the sea

b: by the sea

a: how many gulls flew by the sea

b: aye, it's no use talking

a: flying over a few birds anyway

b: that's ok

a: on the tree-lined path

b: hmm

. The prince is singing a song in a low voice

B: It's

A: How honored I am to be a diesel worker (singing)

B: That's it, come on, your prince is still working here

A: What kind of oil is that, kerosene ... gasoline?

b: what? Oil.

a: oh. I ... (sang a word)

B: (stopped) Stop singing.

A: Do you know what the prince sings?

b: you can't sing this for anything.

a: is this the oil prince?

b: ok?

a: from Saudi Arabia.

b: stop it and go on.

a: at this moment, there was a sudden gust of wind. hmm ... the prince was so fascinated that he couldn't open his eyes. When he opened his eyes again, the princess disappeared.

b: what's the matter?

a: at this time, there was a gloomy and horrible smile from the sky. Ha ha ha (Shandong inverted mouth) I said little prince, this princess is mine.

b: yo-ho, and a Shandong demon.

a: the little prince is in a hurry: (backward in Shanxi) stop, I'll fight with you.

b: well, this is a prince of Shanxi in Saudi Arabia.

a: the little prince chased him all the way. at this moment, a little monster with two legs and a head stopped him, and the little prince trampled it to death with one jump.

b: this little prince is quite impressive.

a: another turtle with wings rushed over, and the little prince trampled it to death with another jump.

b: this Shandong monster has enough men.

a: at this time, there is a golden brick hanging in the air ahead, with a question mark engraved on it. The little prince went to the next one, and the question mark disappeared. A mushroom grew out of the golden brick and fell down. The little prince ate it. He has grown twice as tall at once.

b: (listening with great interest) it's amazing.

a: the little prince walked on. at this time, there was a hanging golden brick in the air ahead, and a question mark was engraved on it. The little prince went down to another one, and the question mark disappeared.

b: the golden brick has grown another mushroom.

a: no, there is a flower growing on the golden brick.

b: (seems to understand) oh.

a: the little prince jumped on it and ate the flowers. After a burst of golden light, the little prince changed into white clothes, grew a red beard, his eyebrows turned red, and he could throw fireballs outside.

B: (agrees) Yes

A: He is singing his own spell.

b: how to sing?

a: I don't remember the lyrics. I'll hum the melody for you.

b: ok.

a: (starts humming super Mary music)

b: (stops) stop it. The more you talk, the worse you go. Is this a prince and a princess? It seems that you didn't go to school very well when you were a child, so you just played video games.

a: no, I'm still studying well. Otherwise, I won't be admitted to the university.

b: that's true.

a: when I get to college, I think I should look for the princess in my life like a prince.

b: be careful, eat more mushrooms and less flowers.

a: you never stop.

b: tell me, how to find it.

a: (bowed his head in embarrassment) to tell the truth, I haven't practiced it before, and I don't know where to start.

b: ask someone for advice.

a: the students in our dormitory have that experienced one.

b: oh.

a: think about it, he was kicked twenty times when he was nineteen.

b: boy, have a fight with me. I blew thirteen that year.

a: he told me that you have to talk to girls, okay? Strike up a conversation

b: yes, translated into Chinese, it's called hooking up.

a: that's what it means anyway.

b: mm-hmm.

A: You don't know how to ask people.

B: Find words.

A: Learn from me.

B: Learn from him.

A: She goes ahead and you go behind.

B: Eh.

a: when you see nobody

b: mm-hmm.

a: if you look for something, you have nothing on you. just pick something from the ground and ask her: did you drop this, classmate?

b: that's an idea.

a: don't you know each other?

b: good idea

a: good idea!

b: hmm

a: I met her next to Sanjiao

b: Here we go

a: She's walking ahead

b: hmm.

A: I followed

B: That's

A: I said to myself: Calm down!

B: Calm down

A: Courage, show your courage!

b: take out more

a: take courage! I patted her on the shoulder: classmate, (bent down to pick something) did you drop this brick?

b: besides, there is nothing else to pick up on the ground!

a: she grabbed the brick and slapped me!

B: Yes, this student later became a monk named Lu Zhishen, and she also hit a classmate named Zhen Guanxi.

A: I haven't heard of it. Now these girls are so tough and savage. B: Oh, it's quite good.

A: It's quite clever. Although it didn't work this time, since then,

b: this is a spade undergraduate!

a: (slapping someone with a shovel)

b: yes, slap him to death

a: classmate, did you drop this isolation pier?

b: don't you have the strength to lift it?

a: (doing the action of hitting people with the isolation pier)

b: yes, just write the tablet directly

a: I'm not discouraged!

b: yes, you are all dead! You go to the construction site to find someone! Isolation pier, did you drop this building? Hmm?

a: I was beaten by many of them!

b: it's a pity who doesn't hit!

a: until my senior year. I am still singing my single love song and walking on the campus without love.

b: well, it's been four years in vain.

A: After graduation, I also had a girlfriend

B: Er, I also had a girlfriend

A: Her name is Shuang

B: Good name

A: I can't say what her surname is, but her name is Shuang. Whenever I go to their house to find her standing at the bottom of the building, I shout: cool ~ ~ ~ cool! Do you know how many people pushed the window to see me on the first floor?

b: people don't know why you are at the bottom.

a: call her name.

b: is this a name call?

a: she is gentle and elegant, especially cute

b: oh

a: working as a miss Guan gong in a sales office

b: don't ask, your girlfriend must be red-faced. What do you mean, Miss Guan Gong?

A: Miss Guan Gong who sells the house?

B: Miss PR, that's called

A: Almost

B: What's Miss Guan Gong doing

A: Let's go shopping and watch movies together.

b: oh, what did you see?

a: now that I think about it, I forget what film it is.

b: huh? It's only been a few years

a: do you remember what movies you and your daughter-in-law saw that year?

b: (after thinking about it, he smiled shyly) yeah, I can't remember it either.

a: as a poem says, the meaning of drunkenness is not wine, but mountains and rivers. That's what it means.

b: yes, the analysis is quite reasonable.

a: we sometimes play weiqi together.

b: very elegant.

a: a horse walking in the sun is like a field car walking in a line, and the gun goes away.

b: this is chess.

a: commander, alas, nonsense ...

b: what the hell is this game?

a: I forgot. I really forgot.

b: ok, I'm confused.

A: The good times passed

B: Hmm

A: We often quarreled

B: We still fought

A: We had a terrible argument

B: Really

A: She accused me of

B: Hmm

A: You were heartless. I'm not heartless and unreasonable. Say I'm heartless and unreasonable, but I'm not as heartless and unreasonable as you. I'm heartless and unreasonable at all. To say I'm heartless and unreasonable is because you're ruthless and unreasonable (the last sentence is accelerated)

B: (Reaching out and stopping) You're sneaking around.

a: she was in a hurry. she took off her shoes and cut me.

b: good guy did it.

a: I'm anxious, too. I turned against you and took me for George W. Bush.

b: at this time, don't practice poverty.

A: After the quarrel, we broke up

B: That was

A: She left me a note

B: Huh?

A: Stop looking for me

B: Hmm

A: I'm dead

B: Dead

A: I was stupid at that time when I saw such heartlessness

B: Ah

A: My beloved cool, she actually died

B:. See more people

B: How fresh, different stages. This is

A: This smelly rascal

B: What

A: In my heart, it's not a taste, and everyone who has lost the chaos knows

B: People who have lost the chaos

A: Lost the chaos

B: Yes. I feel bad in my heart

B: Hmm

A: I will never find a girlfriend again since I started here

B: Yo

A: Later, many people advised me, and I said don't advise me, my heart is dead

B: Aye

A: Time flies, the sun and the moon \ After that, several others struggled to escape.

B: Look at it.

A: Maybe time is the best medicine for healing.

B: Hmm

A: I began to think that I would never fall in love again.

B: Ah

A: Day by day.

B: Yeah

A:. I didn't take it personally at all.

A: Er, in my neighborhood.

B: I looked up unintentionally.

B: Ah

A: A girl waved to me.

B: Say hello and met the right one. A: I didn't know

until later. I'm here again this spring

B: Oh

A: I'm waiting for her at the gate of the community

B: Hmm

A: I finally saw it. It's beautiful

B: It's beautiful

A: I walked over to stretch my legs like a gentleman

B: Hmm?

a: pa! I fell there

b: ooh! A gentleman is still doing this

A: Reach out and help her, don't be nervous, I'm not a good person

B: Ah

A: Wrong

B: Nonsense, you told the truth

A: She stood up and walked away

B: I ignored you

A: I looked at her back.

A: I made up my mind that I would go after her

B: Oh, go after others

A: It's more convenient to live in a neighborhood

B: Oh

A: As soon as she leaves the neighborhood, she buys newspapers

B: Hmm

A: I buy

B: \ Ignore you

A: Let's go, wait for the bus at the gate. What a coincidence

B: Wow

A: You are waiting for the bus, too. The supermarket across the street

B: Hmm

A: What a coincidence. You also visit the supermarket.

B: Hey <