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Love is the wind. "It is good for the poor to hear the wind." Love is rain, "Love peony contains spring tears". Love is soil, you can dig it out by bending down. Which soil has no blood and sweat of ancestors and no green dream of future people? Love is a cloud. When you look up, you can see one. Which cloud has not seen the yearning of children and the memory of old people?

Because of love, we are grateful, because of love, we are full of grief and indignation; Because of love, we are willing to be indifferent to quiet days; Because of our love, we dare to wear boots to meet them. A life of humiliation, life is love; Deserve the righteousness above family, death is love; Clear and refreshing, live seriously, living is not love!

Step 2 keep quiet

Among all kinds of vitality, only silence is the most influential. The sun shines quietly on the earth, and people's ears can't hear any sound, but it brings infinite blessings and the ability to do good. The attraction of the earth is also silent. It has no creaking of machines, clanking of chains and noise of engines. However, it manipulates the planets in the universe to run in a certain orbit. At night, dewdrops fall quietly, embellishing every grass, leaf and petal, making them look brand-new. The source of electricity is not thunderous thunder, but silent lightning. The mystery of nature is hidden in silence, and great power is often carried out without interest.

Miracles in nature are all brewed in silence. The great ship of the universe runs silently. We are in this noisy era. To be holy, there must be a lonely and quiet moment every day.

3, success or failure, honor or disgrace

The true nature of the heart should be like this. Success, like the moonlight shining on flowers, the deep pool is slightly blue, regardless of good or bad, regardless of the detachment of success or failure, is a post station that raises its whip and rides a horse to climb high; Defeated, still dripping water wears away the stone and merges into the sea. There is a kind of pride that is poor and strong and does not fall into the blue sky. There is a kind of stubbornness of "being a self-taught person and constantly striving for self-improvement". Rong, Jiangshan is still the same, the painting style is still the same, just like the sea and mountains, familiar with the years, flashy and arrogant; Bear the burden of humiliation, Han Xin, snow pine, like a fairy with feathers, know how to take a step back and broaden their horizons, and refuse to give up eating because of choking.

4. Shayuan hides springs

The vast desert and surging water are not surprising in the world. Only such a bay in the desert, such a quiet place in the sand, such a desolate scene and such a fall behind a high slope can win the rhythm of heaven and earth and make people fascinated. Thus, life, the world and history are the same. Ribbons float to calm and calm anxiety. Give simplicity to difficult dance and glory to difficult dance. Only in this way can life be wise, the world exquisite and history fascinating. However, people are accustomed to all kinds of one-way exaggeration every day, and even the god of nature is crude and crude, too lazy to adjust it carefully, which makes people suffer greatly in the world.

5. Maybe the misfortune of fate is destined to crush your colorful dreams; Perhaps it is the ruthlessness of heaven and earth that finally releases our day-to-day efforts to nothing, or it may be that many incomprehensible but real obstacles and setbacks have already turned our energetic struggle and indomitable front into sadness and loneliness, so please reflect on yourself in suffering!

6. The sun rises tirelessly every day

Balzac said that "misfortune is the ladder of genius, the baptism of believers and the bottomless abyss of the weak".

After the storm, it will be the color of Tianshui where seagulls swim;

Out of the thorns, the road ahead is covered with flowers;

When you climb to the top of the mountain, there is a misty sky under your feet.

In this world,

A falling star cannot dim the starry sky.

A flower withers, and the whole spring can't be wasted.

Try your best to get through every level of life, and don't give up easily no matter what difficulties you encounter.

7. Flag

The wave may be pulled by a section of coast around it; Pulling thousands of rivers and waters, the back waves push the front waves in the same established direction, and it can only be the sea that everyone hopes to return to.

What calls the eagle to fly may be the instant goal it is looking for, and what calls all the eagles and Kunpeng to fly over the journey day after day and year after year can only be the vast and lofty blue sky.

It may be a candle that drives away the darkness, but it must be the sun that shines on the world that drives away the darkness of the whole world.

8. Tragedy

There is no tragedy without tragedy, and there is no sublimity without tragedy. Xuefeng is great because the hillside is full of the remains of climbers; The sea is great, because the wreckage of ships is floating everywhere; Landing on the moon is great, because of the fall of Challenger, life is great, because of white hair, farewell and helpless loss.

Ancient Greece lived by the sea, and countless warriors who yearned for the other side went wave after wave, so there was a brilliant Greek tragedy.

9. There is a bright light in my heart.

If there is a bright light in your heart, you won't get lost, you can refuse darkness and timidity, you can have a clear mood, a belief in winning, and an open mind.

There is a small window in my heart, so there is bright sunshine coming in. Drink some warm stories, and there is a free breeze to invite some flowers or white clouds.

The heart has strings, even if the guests go to tea to cool down, there are still songs playing slowly, and there are still osmanthus trees full of bosom friends turning into wine.

There is a fence in my heart, and then the green vine climbs over it. Those little secrets are dotted in it, like butterflies resting and dreaming under leaves, which can only be described as pollen.

There are jade steps in my heart, full of sachets and Yao, full of sweet words, exquisite Beckham and mysterious rosary. So loneliness no longer arrival, vase no longer lonely.

There is a temple in my heart, which enshrines nobility, dignity, kindness, ideals and pursuits.

These are beautiful gods. Therefore, it is inviolable; From this, we have the world and beauty! Enough!

10, pessimists are defeated by themselves first, and then by life; An optimist conquers himself first, then life. Pessimists have limited pain and limited future; An optimistic person has gone through many hardships and has a bright future. In the eyes of pessimists, what is possible may also become impossible; In the eyes of optimists, the impossible becomes possible. Pessimism can only produce mediocrity, while optimism can create Excellence. From extraordinary people, it is easy for us to find an optimistic spirit; From mediocre people, we can easily find gloomy shadows.

1 1. If you only see the black spots of the sun, your life will lack warmth; If you only see the shadow of the moon, it is difficult to find light in your life; If you always find the shortcomings of your friends, it will be difficult for you to find a bosom friend in your life journey; Similarly, if you always want to be perfect, assuming that your wish can really come true, then your biggest shortcoming is that you have no shortcomings.

12, Himalayan mountains go straight into the sky, but there are climbers' flags on them; The Sahara desert is endless, but there are footprints of hikers inside; There are thousands of cliffs in the Alps, but there are explorers among them; The Yarlung Zangbo River is swift and mighty, but there are stories of brave people in it.

13, the passing days are like withered leaves and petals. What disappears is the innocence and romance of youth. I don't remember how much rain is floating on my chest and the wind is ringing in my ears. I only know that vicissitudes of life have already penetrated my heart and climbed up my face. A person and the pursuit of peers, ups and downs are companions, and hardships are also companions. wait for

I thought someone could accompany me, so she walked for a long time. I think someone can wait with me, and the people who accompany me will leave one by one. I thought that as long as we got together, we could make a fuss, but time has left us and taken away everyone's simple smile. I often go back to the past and miss my time. I think I have been waiting, but I have left there alone for a long time.

patch

Like a lazy breeze on the ancient river in March, it rolled up the tide and hit the traveler's bow. I haven't felt such a kind pat on the shoulder for a long time.

pass

Some people in the world live like this, and they have to put down a burden wherever they go. In this baggage, there are memories of friends, lovers, the dead and the living; There are all kinds of memories that scare him, and there are footsteps that he is willing to follow all the time. When he let go of these burdens, the whole person became relaxed. Whenever time goes by, he hurried up and down the stage, and he always relaxed. It was not until he left that he packed these packages and took them to a new place. When his friend walks this road occasionally, he will be surprised to find that this road is so familiar, just because he left the old past in his backpack intentionally or unintentionally.

realize

Angry words make me look impatient, but poems with restless souls make me look young and attractive. At the end of each article, I look far away. Distant eyes can calm the ups and downs of my heart and let me have more imagination of the end of that distant world. I carefully marked everyone when they left, and I wrote down the place where everyone left with a brush. When those marks grow old, whether we meet or not, I can feel the pulse of time flowing from my heart. When the place where I left changed, the changed me made those who knew me wake up in the torrent of time.

A road with sound

God invented language to rule mankind. When my heart was ruled by him, I felt a difficult mood. Passing away smoothly is a whisper recorded in the bass clef column on the piano score. In order to confuse the audience, Lang Lang recited the main theme. I would like to ... every time the fallen leaves fly, they roll up a small vortex in my life. I remember passing by, I stepped on a brisk pace, and I walked on a noisy road.

Human world

When it comes to chic, it is always inseparable from the world of mortals. If you miss the world of mortals, you can't live without pain. I was in the world of mortals when I was moved, and I found myself outside the world of mortals after my heart died. Some people want to stay, some want to avoid, some want to abandon, some want to chase, but no one knows that the world of mortals is not a place, so to speak; The world of mortals is not a bridge, it can be said that it will pass; The world of mortals is not the sea, and it will never come out. No one knows that things in the world of mortals are not like the words in the script. Cry when you should, laugh when you should, gasp when you want to stop, and jump off a cliff when you want to fly. The world of mortals is just a choice, only it chooses you or abandons you.

The (human) world

When you look with your eyes, you should also listen with your ears and smell with your nose, so that the "unknown" will be close to you because you are close to it. I don't believe that the feelings of everything in this world can communicate with me, but as a carrier of feelings, I want to treat everything with feelings. I seldom look at flowers, but I am nostalgic when I think of petals, beautiful when I think of open flowers, and surging when I think of endless wildflowers all over the mountains. I seldom see snow, but when I think of a snowflake, I feel pure. When I think of snowflakes all over the sky, I feel willing to let time pass and let them fly. When I think of scattering white snow flowers on the grass and hills, I forget the torture and pain. And when I think of something occasionally, I will temporarily forget that I am in this world.

Rise and fall

Is life wide or narrow? Please let a rush of drums splash the stagnant water in your heart, let them enter a bigger torrent, and witness the human voice without source at the ends of the earth. There may be a singer there, singing a cadence tune and singing a soul that has been imprisoned in a secluded pool of the soul and has been longing for a long time?

The Sound of Music

The gods may not be a dancer, but they must always like singing and dancing. Music and dance are their hobbies rather than their daily work, but they often become their sources of inspiration. The charm born in the dance of songs never needs to be appreciated by trained people. If Venus comes, the music of sadness and anger will be out of date. When Poseidon passed by, the rhythm of jumping became insignificant. At the end of the moment, another waterfall poured down from the source of music.

Sing a few more songs

Heroes often open their mouths when they speak, as if to spit out their life's worries in one gulp, and as if to swallow the rivers and lakes in one gulp. In front of beautiful women, she became gentle again. In fact, men are somewhat generous, and they are all used for performance. After dancing and drinking to the fullest, they were left with a drunken body. Since I was a student, I've learned to fight and kill in the Jianghu, and I don't have enough plans for the present and the future. What hasn't changed is that when I was chasing my girlfriend, I was so eager to mention that I wanted to increase or decrease the aging function as much as possible, and regarded it as a small mistake. Spring will come again, and summer and autumn will follow. All writers have written it, but when they are writing it seems to be an impeccable innovation. Without guitar, pipa can always be replaced. Huqin and Qiangdi are our special talents. We can always sing a few songs to beautiful women after cleaning the blood on the blade.

Guan Shanyue

It's harmless, it's harmless. Even if a bottle of good wine is brewed with autumn moonlight, desolate battlefields, desolate weapons and cold nights in the desert, only one drinker can enjoy it. Look at that contented look. Just like his own son won a fight with the boy next door. Although he is sorry, he is also a little proud. Let's defend the border together, slash and kill, and persecute that tough nation inch by inch for the imperial ambition. Wearing armor, I just can't stand it, I just can't stand a pipa rippling in the moonlight.

To perform (a stringed instrument)

Hold fast to an idea in your heart and sigh generously with awe before the drums, musical instruments and music fade away. Otherwise, when the dancer caressing the pipa and wearing a hairpin on her head is careful at the end of the song, no one will hear such a sigh again. But now my heart seems to be empty. The loneliness on the misty peak, the vastness in the noble pavilion, and the bumps on the horseback of the army all seemed to be turned into melodies by her, and they all jumped out without leaving any room.

background music

Martial arts to the limit, wearing a simple headscarf, wearing a green lapel, loose sleeves, graceful, ecstatic. The black cloth belt around the waist, as moist and dark as top-grade ink, drops at every move. Pei has a long sword, which can break the clouds above and divide the land below, leaving no one around. There is also a precious Yu Pei, where you can always feel the temperature of the Iraqis, with crimson ears hanging or swaying with the figure. So when dancing, the sleeves outline the shape of the wind, the sword sounds like thunder, and the tapping of jade and scabbard becomes the soundtrack.

heartsease

Clouds, waters, water, light Zen, misty breeze blowing, my heart has already put down the fetters. Away from the song and dance of youth, the graceful beauty has entered middle age, and the dull flute, pipa and harp have long been dusty. Birds are awakened by the sun in the morning and go to the mountain stream to wash their feet. The mountain spring is sweet, and the breeze blows on my face, carrying a load of spring water back to the temple. When washing my feet, my clothes still have traces of being soaked by water. There is no quiet master, no noisy pilgrims, and there is a faint Zen in the water.

think

The wind can't blow the moon. When did it break? On the moonlit night of Bridge 24, that buddy was teaching blowjob part-time, but blowjob couldn't reach the moon. When did it dissipate? Occasionally holding wine, accompanied by music, gently shaking the beat, humming a tune to the orchestra, and waking up tomorrow morning completely forgot. But, but, when did the scene of yesterday end? Who would think so much?

Joint star

Have you ever felt the beat of guitar and broken drum accompanied by applause? Bang bang bang. Do you feel the slow lyricism of guitar and female voice? Sigh slowly, sigh slowly. The former is magnificent and cheerful, while the latter is tragic and sad. Can you feel it, my friend? As soon as I waved, music gushed out of my sleeve. When I hug, I immerse each other in music. I'm here watching you in a daze, and all the singers on the stage are going all out to sing for me. They always sing for us, but they don't know when they will become the protagonists. I have been watching for you, and I don't know when I became a supporting role.

improve

It is said that when the breath of Tai Chi runs, the water in the jar around you will fly and flow with the combination of rigidity and softness of Yin and Yang. You can see the coordinated water flow, dry elephant and Thai elephant in the air. If you see no signs, please don't panic, it's just a process of never being in Thailand. In the current of Tai Chi, you can see everything on the earth, including horses, fish, flowers and mountains. There are magnificent waterfalls and clouds. Of course, there are rain and snow, strong winds and even thunder. And music, you can't hear it with your ears alone. When the breath of Tai Chi flows, the nose can sometimes hear it and the mouth can sometimes smell it. The next divination, you don't know where your ears are. So if you want to listen, use all five senses to feel, see, listen, smell, touch, taste and think. After gradually entering the beautiful land, you can fly with the dragon in the wind and swim with the dolphins in the sea. As for the immortal, you can't see it, because it is yourself.

be heartbroken

I am sad, handsome, lonely and melancholy. More melancholy, more chic, otherwise how can my Yu Di make the moon incomplete. A glass of sake is called a saint in ancient times, and a glass of turbid wine is called a sage in ancient times. As long as you have a good amount of alcohol, you can get drunk by drinking sage. Heaven is melancholy, stupid, empty and pale. There should be more stupidity and emptiness, otherwise how can I blow off the dust raised by the beautiful sleeve when I play the flute? A song of Changting makes me lonely, and a gust of wind in Yangguan makes me lonely. Look at the spring breeze blowing all over the balcony of Jiangnan. Outside Yumenguan, it will always be heartbroken.

I can't bear to mention more.

When the clear voice is suppressed, there is laughter. When the most brilliant fencing is defeated by conspiracy, there is always that kind of laughter. The food is gone, and the wine is still there; The sword is defeated, and the laughter is still there; The hero fell and the moon was still there; Time is running out, and the results are still there. I think, when the young hero bravely saved the beautiful woman in broad daylight, it was a much-told story for a while. It's just that heroes often get into trouble, but they are less chic, which makes people unbearable to mention more.

individually

In my dream, there are many queer songs that can be used to leave, but I didn't expect many people to go to a new place, a school, a city or another world without even saying hello when they broke up with me. In life, I am the only one who can realize his whimsical dreams, such as jumping out of a shadow, listening to a song and daydreaming happily, and being excited about something I like in my heart. When I left, everyone was busy working for their own ideas, and no one would consider my ideas any more. Sometimes, parting comes so suddenly that we can meet in the morning and become strangers at noon. These kinds of parting make me stop waiting for things to happen, but enjoy my friendship before everything changes. I don't know when it started, but I was touched when I saw the word respectively. Maybe it's not far from Guanshan, but fate has never happened. Two separated people, it is best to cross some mountains and rivers, such as Yun He, so that the loneliness born in their hearts has a bearing and sustenance. Because of these sustenance, friendship is touching. Often when we break up, we don't see the mountains and rivers, and even if we meet again, we look pale and powerless because there is no sustenance of mountains and rivers.

Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream

When we are mature, we often feel so naive. Compared with the maturity of the future, we always live in naivety. Compared with the breadth of knowledge, we always explore in ignorance. As Ricky Martin said, "I have a dream." In fact, everyone should talk about their dreams, and everyone should have their own dreams, whether they are realistic, reasonable or profitable. When my dream comes, it comes like a gentleman in the clouds, making me like a full dew, full of joy and hope. I don't have to tell anyone about my dream, but I'm the only one who knows. But I must know, or I will lose sleep. I may never realize my dream, but I will always have the courage and confidence it brings me. This is my wealth, and no one can replace it.

Tears pulse

The heart is tough, but it is beautiful when it is touched. I can cry for pain, sadness, loneliness and loneliness, but I prefer to cry for joy, reunion, touching and comfort. Everything in the world is blurred by tears, and they would rather change their unchanging appearance in human eyes for tears. Some tears in the world have become plucked strings, sad songs and soothing rhythms. There are still some tears that will never flow out, and tears will never reach the end of fate. Music, dance and poetry are very organized. If you straighten it out a little, you can feel the joys and sorrows in mediocrity, the joy in depth, and be awakened by a punch in laziness. The martial arts of the body make people strong, and the art of thinking makes people happy.

transient

Young people in their twenties, do you still remember your childhood friends? I have been familiar with people and things in Yan Yan's era for almost 20 years. 20 years brings youth, 20 years brings maturity, 20 years brings aging, and 20 years comes to the end of life. Powerful generals on the battlefield sometimes get old. Now only the clay figurines in the pit are left in the army led by the king of Qin. When celebrating high-five, there is also a day that disappears. The opportunity to shake hands and laugh in life is always so short.

if

If you slide down from Dapeng's back, you will feel very comfortable, just because its feathers are shiny, smooth and soft, you can slide down from its back to its tail. It is estimated that the distance is as long as 3,000 miles, which is the longest slide in the world. If a colorful dress turns into a phoenix bird, it can fly to my sweetheart's place before the sunset burns out. When he saw the colorful clouds on the horizon become warm and surging, that was my arrival. If there are colorful clouds rushing across the sky like waves on the horizon, it is the afterglow of the sunset on my wings.

sweet

I can listen to the wedding March quietly. It's a pity that listening was interrupted, so the sacred dream was still persistent, and the surrounding environment became a daily chore. Wedding photographers can go for a stroll and look at the models in the photo album who are wearing beautiful clothes, green grass and blooming flowers. Although I don't know who will accompany me, I feel very sweet.

love

Give me an elf bow and arrow, and I will shoot it at the heart of a beautiful girl, although it is of little use to a girl. Give me a dwarf's axe, and I can use it to chop evil, although I may not be able to carry the axe handle. Give me a legend of king, and I will give it to my precious lover.

Become interested/excited/moved/moved/shaken.

The most real magic I have ever seen since I was a child is to squeeze an orchid hand, and a beautiful girl will immediately become like compassion on a lotus flower. There is no magic in this world, because our hearts are born. There are no miracles in this world, but miracles are born because of our hearts. I always feel that I have no time when I am busy, and I don't know what to do when I have time. Because of this, we should exercise our mind like exercise, just like throwing flowers rolled up with sleeves and completing beautiful thinking with our hearts. Speak a beautiful language with your heart. When the heart is still, everything is like a pool of stagnant water.

Not only that; no

One second ago, I looked at my state and found that I was so much, but I didn't want others to think that I was so much in the next hour. So I've been thinking and creating a new me. When I surf the waves of creation, I am bathed in the passionate wind and waves on the sea, and I become more than that.

Be left behind

Playing with the strings of the pipa, how many dynasties ago, the woman who covered her face with the pipa came to my mind, and I realized that she had not left me. Playing the pipa, I unconsciously hid my face behind me, as if the girl who hid her face in her heart was feeling shy. How many dynasties have this shyness drifted, countless songs have disappeared, and countless songs have been sent away. Only this shyness stays in my heart because I am young.