Cute homophonic sentences of the tiger who is the object of routine (40 sentences)

The lovely homophonic sentence Zhihu (chapter 1) 1 of the routine object. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhi.

2. What's good about men being lewd? Okay, what about you?

I have to rely on threats for everything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

4. If you don't kiss me, what do you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

6. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a want want quilt when it is hot!

7. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, one for each of us. Did you hear that? It's over.

8. One day, I was dying while playing the king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

9. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

10. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

1 1. Once upon a time, the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't do it. Did you hear that?

12. Suddenly, Guo, the agent, called his wife kidney calculi: Stone in winter. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

13. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

14. Even I didn't coax. Hong Shixian, what are you kidding?

15. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.

17. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle could not stop for a while. Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

18. Who doesn't like easy love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

19. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

20. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

The lovely homophonic sentence Zhihu (chapter 2) 2 1 of the routine object. I am a crab, and my pliers are gone.

22. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.

23. "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish."

24. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

25. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

26. I went to buy oysters On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

28. I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

29. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really an orchid master.

30. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He was short and named Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

3 1. Just now, I met a foreigner whose fluent English is very good. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

34. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because it is often said that you are so thin.

The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I will eat when I am not hungry.

The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

37. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. So this is called eating children's cheese.

39. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

40. Before he died, Gong Yu said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".